As a young kid I really loved watching Barney and friends so much so it annoyed my mom and she would force me to go play outside with the neighbors.Now I'm an adult I can watch as much Barney and friends that I want.
I would have raped you while you watched Barney
>>947646897.........honestly?you should call her right now (I'm being completely 100% dead serious) call her right now and thank her..Just say "thank you"let her ask you what you're thinking her for...And tell her about the Barney thing She was doing you a huge favor Her efforts didn't really pay off in the end, but at least she tried
>>947647987you fucking stupid cunt, he was watching BARNEY ffs
>>947647987What's so bad about Barney and friends?
>>947646897Lee goldson can't do anything because it's /b/
>>947648046>>947648114She was trying to raise a young MAN...........a BOYThere's something about the mentality and the overall 'aura' of Barney that is so infantile and nauseatingly saccharine, effeminate and childish in a bizarre way.A child would have a much better chance of growing up to be a normal functional male if he never saw Barney at all If he instead went outside and played like I said, at least she tried...In the end, the final results are still questionable, but at least she tried to make sure you grew up to be MAN
>>947648315>better chance of growing up to beyou fucking dense bastard, did you never do one single day of school?
...............regardlessyou're missing the whole point:(pay attention)You should ALL tell your parents "thank you"Just out of the blue...unexpectedmaybe even interrupt them in the middle of any random conversation:"THANK YOU"...................silenceand follow up with "for sacrificing for me"or "for being my best friend, even when I didn't realize it'or "for trying to make sure I didn't become an effeminate retarded lightweight weirdo because Barney"......or anythingIt doesn't matter what you're thanking them forthere will be a day when you'll never have the chance to tell them againso create that magic memoryyou'll see........... it'll make it all worthwhile for them.... It'll put you in an entirely New perspectivesomething as simple as a 'thankyou' can be magicyou should do itthank them for the sacrifices you don't even know about...
>>947648727>as simple as a 'thankyou' can be magicoh right, I didn't realize you were gay as well as fucking retarded you docile prick
THE EFFECT CHILDREN'S TELEVISION SHOWS HAVE ON THE REST OF THEIR LIVES™Barney and Friends is notoriously effeminently infantile and seems like it's almost designed to create cream puff adults, gullible wide-eyed limp-wridted lisping sassy pants faggotsBut Barney is not the worst of children's television shows It gets much much worse For example: H.R. PUFFNSTUFFIn fact, the average children's television show has an opening intro with the theme song etc.. these opening intro sequences generally last anywhere between 15 to 30 secondsBut the intro HR PUFFNSTUFF lasted almost two minutes... And in that painful 2 minutes, they tell the entire goddamn story, and just when you think the theme song is over, another verse begins... It's mind numbing..... Literally painful like somebody's standing on your head It goes on and on and on And the content is so childish So creepy So effeminate Just gross.. yucky poo It's just disgusting... It actually makes Bernie seem normalLadies and gentlemen, I give you HE PUFFNSTUFFhttps://youtu.be/j5e9yCB-hiwenjoyThis is exactly the type of stuff you want your kids to avoid.. boys are much better off playing sports out in the sun and fresh air.
>>947649022>somebody's standing on your headfuck off you sick fucking gay pedo
>>947648826Yep.......You got me, huh?....................gayBUSTED!!! right? ..........Yessiree, Bob!! I'm gay as hell! Totally fucking gay... In fact, no matter how you slice me, it comes up GAYYou are very perceptive, aren't you?
>>947648826Watching effeminate infantile lightweight fluffy retarded children's programming when you were young may very well have played a big role in you developing such amazingly accurate observational skills...Maybe that's how you became so insightful...You and your 'gaydar'Able to spot the homosexual in any crowd Thanks to PBS
>>947649101everything you've said in this thread marks you out as a fucking gay pedo
>>947649139you don't even realize what you're saying reveals that you're gay and you like little boys you fucking revolting faggot pedo
>>947649051The longest two minutes of your life will be watching the intro to HR PUFFNSTUFF™It's the children's show intro that makes time stand still....I promise before that 2 minutes is over, you'll be contemplating suicide
>>947649250gaypedo
>>947649144>>947649179...............yep!!Not only gay..... ......................... But also a pedophile BUSTED ONCE AGAIN!!!You have the most intuitive observational skills I've ever written You, sir are an amazingly gifted internet detective Nothing unoriginal about you, is there?
>>947649328gaypedo
>>947649290You think you've died and gone to hell before that 2 minutes is over You have no idea how long 2 minutes can seem IT'S SO BAD, IT LITERALLY MAKES TIME STAND STILL it's the most grating, maddening, frustrating and outright irritating God damn theme song to any children show ever
>>947649395gaypedo
>>947649364You remind me a lot of the protagonist, JIMMYHe plays a magical flute That's the part that reminds me of you
>>947649443gaypedo
>>947649101WHAT? When did *this* happen?
>>947649463gaypedo
>>947649480HR PUFFNSTUFFWho's your friend when things get rough? HR PuffnstuffHe can't do a little because he can't do enough https://voca.ro/1aQGuprbB9GdYou are now entering the tunnel to hell Where time stands still Where 2 minutes Becomes the longest year of your life
>>947649480I mean, most intro theme songs kind of tell the story a little bit, right? But that one TELLS THE ENTIRE GODDAMN STORY It's like reading Lord of the rings up in here What the fuck were they thinking? That must have been some really strong weed
And YES........ weedyepSid and Marty Kroft were a couple of pothead Jews, and they almost didn't get approved by standards and practices, because it was absolutely definitely a weed reference, but somehow they got through the scrutiny. They sucked so bad.. Everything they made was garbage Some of the worst shit I've ever seen in my life was made by them But HR PUFFNSTUF was their pièce de résistanceWhen it comes to bad television, you can't get any worse
It's SOOOOOOO bad............ That it's good You know what I mean? It's so excruciatingly bad... That it's cool
>>947646897..........what were we talking about again? I totally forgot how this thread started.
>>947646897Oh yeah, now I remember CALL YOUR MOM
https://youtu.be/QKWF5H0H7jMI've got a theme song, too!well, it's more like a 'jingle'
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