/cel/ goon friday
Eat my shorts
>>947654433Would you fuck me if I looked uncannily like your dad?
>>947654436she can make any face and still look cute as hell
let he who has never gooned spring the first bone(r)
>>947654433Is that cindy lou who?
Angelina gooners, I come to you with great news her daughter Shiloh (19) looks just like her mom
I want to fuck cara's asshole.
>>947654449This is correct
>>947654485Incredible news
>>947654487
>>947654487>>947654497I'm going to lick it when he's done
>>947654415The dress that broke me>>947654485She cute
>>947654496>>947654507
>>947654490'Brina on a boat <3
>>947654485Cool, but would you fuck me if I looked uncannily like your dad?
oh alex. <3anyway what's up with you guys>>947654455<3
>>947654539I'm farting
>>947654539>what's upThe sky!
Goodnight friend, nice to meet an Alex fan <3Glad you enjoyed ...Night to everyone else too
>>947654539>what's upmy peenus weenus
the ol cholsters got a job interview today cheers
>>947654566I'm going to chew on it
>>947654539Many airplanes are up. That's a lot of people farting in the sky right now. Think about that.
>>947654574aluminum fart tubes
>>947654539I'm excited cause I get to put (a small number of) fish in my fish tank soon. >>947654567Chief Operating Officer of the Maya Milking company?
>>947654571wouldn't that hurt
>>947654562based
>>947654591You're a big guy
>>947654602uh...for you?>blushing
>>947654415>>947654504>>947654539Hnnnngh
>>947654621No, for your dad
>>947654588nah lol
>>947654621I tricked you! 'o'
>>947654621>>947654622>>947654631>>947654633Fartemis Poo kek
>>947654647you motherfucker
Why is Beady like this?
>>947654657*gnaws your penis cutely*
several replies overwhelms me, watch how I use a template to overcome this>>947654548yesss bitch better out than in>>947654553yesss bitch she really is up there>>947654566yesss bitch it's beat that shit o'clock>>947654588yesss bitch fish in a tank could storm normandy
>>947654481she's doing business as Taylor Momsen now
>>947654485>>947654517What about her tits?
>>947654669heheheh STOP IT
>>947654664like what?
>>947654562<3 thank you babe
Hey, why is Beady like this?
>>947654692Like what? He lewds with j-tard every single day They're practically married
>>947654682this is an excellent question that i hope to answer as soon as possible. she's in an upcoming music video, that's all i know for now
>>947654674Several Livs overwhelm me too
>>947654714>Hunter's dicks nightmares
>>947654704>>947654692See?The mentally ill of these threads are drawn together and always end up together
>>947654705Friday yay!
>>947654745it's kismet
>>947654674fish in a tank. Large kek
>>947654684thanks for playing along, that was silly :)
**NEW KATY PERRY LEAK**
>>947654714I'd call her mommy
>>947654779I used to cum to her so much
>>947654777lucky trips!what can I say, I'm a player
>>947654633Shame, you'd be a perfect fit inside- I mean, for the position.>>947654674No, not that kind of tank!
>>947654692>>947654704>>947654745can you, samefag, identify either bd or jtard in this thread?
I guess it's kinda sweet you two found each other?
My piss jug keeps filling up too fast.Definitely gonna have to spring for the two gallon jug soon.
>>947654830Every post in this thread is made by beady, including yours and mine
>>947654737do you have a template to overcum :)>>947654815LOL i knowwwwsershey I am tipsy AND post-cum woozy I'm be silly okay
>>947654842Let me empty it for you sweetie.
>>947654830Sure I can Mr Insecure!>>947654830This is j-tard
>>947654844its worse than I thought
From lewd to cranky in 1 second flat jeeze louise
No one’s giving you shit for cyber wanking with beady broseph you have at it
>>947654846>post-cum woozythe best kind! I'm happy 4 u.
>>947654846No, but I have a tablet
I think it's cute when two schizos find each other like that. They can lewd the day away and pour all their personas into a big melting pot of cummy characters! Who knows what's what?!
I'm doing fag stuff to myself
>>947654917You should lick beady's tribby load off it
e-frotting with beady and making our stalker jealous ;)
>>947654907you have a fish tank in real life? not a meme?>>947654917:eyes:
beady sends me pics of his penis every day
I like beady more than j-tard cause beady has better control over his emotions and doesn't keep flying off the handle
>>947654815
I like to think that maybe beady can change j-tard for the better. I mean they're both stuck here together anyway.
>>947654991Liv is faceporn
>>947654991Fuck, Liv is making me dizzy
>>947654991Yes! I mean, it's not exactly that exotic or anything...>>947655009>mfw the stores superintendent asks where all the batteries and stainless-steel hardware went
>>947654991Pumping for liv
>>947655047Good choice. Nice Tay.
Anyone got Emma Stone? Need to pump to her real bad.
>>947655046bitch its exotic to me!!!you dont have any fish it there already?>>947655047alysa is so nice posing with fans like that :)
>>947655047Oh God Tay!Cute lys too
Jordyn and her FAT ass
>>947655100It's a long story... I thought it was biologically ready, it wasn't, I had a fish, he died, but not from waste-build-up... many ups and downs
>>947655100Ikr??? She’s the best for taking good care of her fans>>947655107Tay feet so pretty
Beady and J-Tard will NEVER stay together. No /cel/ couple EVER has.
>>947655107i've cum to this pic before
>>947655143I really love her feets
>>947655126JJ here?? Oh it’s a party
they'll make it their love is too powerful
>>947655191Me too :D
>>947655133lost in this tale... you are a man(?) of mystery sershey>>947655143ferocious mogging if I had taylor's legal team this pic would not be accessible on the internet
>>947655191Me too
>>947655191I cum to it at least once a week
>>947655220triggered much
I wish I had a LivRod bro's disc to lewd with
>>947655191Oh nigga I cum to it thrice daily
>>947655133Sorry :(big hug 4 u
>>947655194If I see Tay feet, I must pump for them that’s the rule>>947655216Tay is okay with it because her and Alyssa have been fucking while Travis jerks off in the corner and watches. Also, Olivia mogging them all and has be throbby
>>947655191I'm cumming to it right now
>>947655191I'm frotting with beady for this pic as we speak and the smell is divine
>>947655232I rather have a liv friend I could suck off
>>947655226>>947655220Your e-lover <3
>>947655240This is a good rule!
>>947655216the boys like a lil mystery(snail) I don't actually have a mystery snail that's just jokes>>947655236thank you anon, it still bothers me sometimes.
>>947655253You can suck me off for Liv ^_^>>947655263Fucking my fist for her pretty toes every time you post hehe
>>947654798Why did you stop?
>>947655253I keep my wishes more grounded
>>947655288shes a fucking hag
>>947655240tay is definitely gay lol I know she thinks we all forgot how her and karlie wereNOT ME>>947655264call me a mystery snail the way I confuse people and leave a trail of slime every where I go
>>947655285Lewd ... don't stop
>>947655288I cum to who beady tells me to
Ed Miliband's dad killed my kitten
>>947655288Wasn't a conscious decision. Just drifted apart
>>947655309True af on god>>947655314Going even faster because you said that
>>947655322HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Beady tried to lick a dog's butt and the dog bit him
>>947655309I remember that too, hot lesbians
>>947655309I snortled out loud, extremely elite response :D
J-tard kissed him better
>>947655348That's just a blatant lie
In his country a snortle is a wet fart
>>947655335It's like I'm taking advantage of you ... I mean Tay is.
It's not cheating on beady if you're doing it with yourself
>>947655386Oh no I can’t believe you, I mean tay, is making me milk my cock for her perfect toes. I literally have to pump as fast as I can when seeing them… meaning if you, I mean she, continues I’m gonna be squirting sooooo much cum
haven't heard the name Ed Miliband since 2015 lmfao schizo hours aren't so bad when you're drunk>>947655335that's on scissoring>>947655348it was mid but I appreciate the flattery :) <3
>>947655333It's not too late to change that
>>947655456My dick belongs to Beady now
>>947655442Shame they didn’t scissor on stage. Would’ve been good PR
>>947655442very very nice boobs there, please continue!
>>947655423I and I mean me, hopes you fuck your fist so hard until you can't take it anymore and you shoot out a lot of cum ... for Tay of course.It feels so good
>>947655487Sloppy pumping for Tay toes for you. Wanna shoot so much cum on them you’d think she just had a bukkake
As a 100% straight individual id let hunter schafer cum down my throat
>>947655483:)
>>947655537I'm only like 53.68% straight, but me too
someone in a [REDACTED] i'm in just sent a message saying "MAKE ME BUST" I burst out laughing surely not....>>947655481>>947655522you are so horny. :)>>947655483do you know who this is? DON'T google!!
>>947655538big fat Riri butt is also very acceptable <3>>947655554Uh oh! Can I phone a friend? Ask the audience?I'm guessing... Renee Rappe? I thought she was flat...
>>947655522God what a mess, and somehow they'd look even hotter after they were covered.
>>9476555541away from the quint is so depressing. Yea I’m lewd, yea I’m pumping my big cock that’s drenched in pre, what about it 0-0>>947655589Mmmm they really would. Milk this cock alllll over Tays pretty toes until they’re drenched and dripping
>>947655576You don't have any friends, silly
>>947655598gtfo normiefag
>>947655551Its pretty gay if u wouldnt tbh
why is troy attacking good posters?
>>947655576FLAT????>>947655596nothing just watching :3
sex
Kstew?
Work of art.
>>947655639Can she suffocate me pls
I fucking love peak schizo hours
>>947655576Wo who did y'all cum to this week?
>>947655639Look, I only know of her from some 'unhinged compilation' YouTube video!
>>947655639You gotta pay the tip to watch, one spit for me to use as lube
>>947655676Livvy
>>947655596You better squeeze every drop out of that big messy cock, or I'll do it for you.
>>947655674>2 SCHIZOS>30 PERSONAS12 (DIFFICULT FOR THEM TO KEEP TRACK OF) LEWD CONVERSATIONS>WHO WILL BE THE LAST ONE IN THE RING?
>>947655699Oh nooo looks like I’m suddenly struggling to cum. I think you’re gonna have to take care of it so o can cum alllll over Tays pretty toes
>>947655678she didn't talk about her TITS in any of those clips???>>947655681there's something about you. <3 making me horny again
>>947655674especially when the schizos don't realize you're talking about them
Bro went from hunting beady to becoming the dollar store beady
>>947655676a gentleman doesn't sploot and tell!>>947655729No, you'll have to educate me. It was mostly her running her mouth like wild :0
Splooting means spraying diarrhea in his country
>>947655681>>947655699neither of you should threaten me with a good time cause ill accept ;p
>>947655742we're talking about you, schizo
>>947655729Hehehe good! These threads should be super lewd and make you horny and throbby>>947655771They’re both so pretty>>947655797Spit all over it then
>>947655554wish i was in a [redacted] lol
>>947655799Your love for beady is admirable, but you will never be him.
>>947655817never go full schizo
>>947655805you got it anon
>>947655811whats a redacted
>>947655720I really didn't want to have to do it ... pumping my spit coated hand down your cock, thumb against the underside of the head. You're going to spurt it all out.
The threads are the best when everyone is very lewd
he always shows up after beady leaves too, kek
>>947655782yeah she's got an attitude.she's also gay! :)>>947655805I already came so its bad actually ;-; stop
>>947655831idk actually just was funny to say
>>947655832I’m actually getting close omggggg pleaseeee don’t stop. Make sure you get it allllk out. I have hyperspermia so it’ll shoot out a lottttt multiple times
Does anybody remember how to FUQ?
>>947655874wish i was there
>>947655864Hehehe you could always help the other anon and suck on my heavy balls instead so you don’t touch yourself :3
>>947655782>a gentleman doesn't sploot and tell!I respect that
>>947655864I did gather that much! >attitude>gay>big boobsAnything important I missed?>>947655895a gentleman definitely appreciates Riri's big dump trucc howeverbeit
fag for the hag
>>947655892get it. milk it all out. >>947655913her ass is fat :)
Bullied by BBC
which hag are you a fag for
J-Tard's already bored me to death. Bye everyone.
>>947655874Don't fight it, just let it out. Maybe a tongue running down your shaft would push you over the edge. Pumping until every last rope and pulse is done.
he'll be back in five minutes, just watch
TGIF cheers
>>947655935good lord yes, she must have all the ladies eating out of her... hand.
>>947655983tay buds are always the best no doubt
Of that I'm sure.
>>947655983Fuckkkk yesss worship my cock and make it cum for tay. Please next pic I’m gonna cum sooooo much. Tell me exactly how you want me to cum for her, how you’d make me cum, how she would make me cum with her toes, idc just make it detailed I’m gonna spurtttt
>>947656035Submissive Sissy Cock Slut
>>947656014she's in a committed relationship!!! with a woman btw, performative lesbians btfo>>947656035watching you I wanna see this
>>947656068Genuinely glad to hear someone's gettin' to suck on them titties. :3
>>947656100this ones lez? she doesnt look lesbo
>>947656035Tays bare toes wiggling in front of your twitching cock while I lick and stroke you, not letting a bit of your cock go untouched. I'm going to drain you directly onto her feet, big greedy cock bucking and leaking, ready to pop and glaze her hot feet.
>>947656146Shot the FATTEST load of cum allllll over her toes nghhh
>>947656161You slut.Fucking hot
>>947656100sershey's boobs are underrated :)DO YOU HEAR ME SAOIRSE? YOUR BOOBS ARE GOOD, DARE I SAY GREAT! REVEAL THEM IN FULL LIGHTING!!
>>947656187buddy I'm prayin' for that right beside ya, but salvation seems far off ._.
>>947656187i don't think she'll ever get fully nude
>>947656161>>947656183so sexy >>947656196>>947656198</3
>>947656233*Pawn Stars Rick voice* best I can do is some dim sideboob
best thing about it being april now is we're down to only 2 more months until Honor turns 18
>>947656243pawn stars is just antiques road show with lowball offers
>>947656360I dunno, I've never seen a post like this before... tell you what, I know a guy who's a comparison post expert, let me get him to come over here and look at it.
>>947656360Antiques Roadshow is the infinitely classier programme.
>>947656360babe they don't have antique roadshow just let them live in their imitation
>>947656385>>947656403>>947656407lol didnt think it was so relatable but hey its still a fun way to see some cool stuff
>>947654415
>>947656471Fuck
>>947656471first guy to ever make her bleed was the luckiest guy ever
>>947656407who is this?
Juggs
>>947656540>>947656590
>>947656618She owns me
>>947656596Jordyn Bones
>>947656624
>>947656635Can't stop beating it to her
>>947656654
>>947656805Lovely dress
sersh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqbJT_vC0rs
>>947656631OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over.
>>947656819
>>947656952Wife material
Vampire
>>947656976I want to take those socks off for her. Slowly. With my teeth
>>947657019
beady?
>>947657057And lift that dress up around her waist
>>947657066needy?
>>947657071
>>947657091And bury my face between her breasts
