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this is new. This just happened. Indians are calling for reforms for improved train safety.
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>>947681360
why
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>>947681360
>do something idiotic
>die
What's their problem?
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>>947681361
He literally doesn't know the concept of inertia.
Both the train's inertia and his body inertia.
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>>947681360
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>>947681360
>mishap
what happened was exactly what the starting conditions called for. not a mishap in the slightest.
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>>947681360
jeets actually legitimately believe getting crushed by a massive machine is good luck for them in their next life btw
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>>947681360
So uh...what reforms would have prevented this, exactly?
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There is a yellow line you aren't supposed to cross when Train is moving, he not only crossed it but attempted to jump into the carriage, why?
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>>947681360
that happens like 300 times a day in India
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>>947681360
He didn’t fall so good
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>>947681360
you cannot reform a primitive brain
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>>947681366
And it is truth unlike you paki delusions
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>>947681360
FREESTYLER
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>>947681363
yes, jeets have an average IQ of 85, this is below the threshold needed to intuitively comprehend kinematics. This is why they keep getting hit by trains.

>but what about these 34 examples of Indian geniuses
when you have a billion people, you will have outliers, what's important to note is that despite having a far smaller population, whites have far more geniuses, and our outlier geniuses are far smarter.
Also almost all Indian geniuses have white admixture.
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>>947681360
As an orthopedic surgeon, I am absolutely salivating at the number of catastrophic injuries to repair with each crushing, twisting turn of the laws of physics against organic matter. A brilliant expose of natural law at play. Had he survived, I could maybe get him to Stephen Hawking level of function, and then I’d yell “SARRRRR” and throw his wheelchair into another train.
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>>947681370
He slipped and was literally rolled like plasticine until he dropped down.
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>>947681360
they should not be allowed modern technology
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>>947681360
>this is new
No, it's not
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>>947681360
WTF is wrong with these brown retards
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>trains are the apex predator in india
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Guess they didn't learn one of the important lessons the Brits warned about.
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>>947681376
For you
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>>947681360
he should sue the manufacturer of his shoes for this slipping accident
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>>947681374
Pretty comprehensive take.
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Need more trains to thin out their numbers.
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>>947681360

Mind the Gap
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>>947681360
>mishap
I don't see a mishap.
>calling for reforms for improved train safety
Good luck making the train so safe that this eediot would live.
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>>947681382
He did it on my behalf?
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>>947681380
They have tigers also, that should have made them smarter
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>>947681388
Tell me about pajeet, why did he jump the train?
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>>947681360
Pray tell what policies you can enact to stop retards from running into moving trains
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>>947681360
>Call for reforms because jeets jump onto moving trains

Kek govern me harder daddy. It's the only way I can function
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>>947681390
Excess Bollywood consumption combined with smol brain.
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>>947681393
It looked extremely painful
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>>947681394
Just the nerves.
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>>947681360
THE JUGGERNAUT REMAINS UNDEFEATED!!
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>>947681394
for you
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>>947681360
He was on his way to the doctor ceo college of curing cancer in space
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>>947681395
I got nothing thx for playing
>>947681397
:D
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TOTAL JAMBOY OBLITERATION
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>>947681360
Well, the biggest reform would be to universalise arranged marriage in India, so these Saar Simps aren't risking death to go and meet a lady that paid them a tiny amount of attention.

100% guarantee this mans death is in some way related to recent contact with a woman.
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>>947681360
why are indians so attracted to death by trains?
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>>947681360
Checked and keked, lmao
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>>947681360
The ol grog bog swirl dance move, nice
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>>947681372
What is the point of a memeflag if you are going to reveal your identity in your post anyway?
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>>947681372
wasted, kys poo
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>>947681372
So you believe that getting crushed by a juggernaut is good for the next life?
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>>947681362
Circle of life
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>>947681405
Lmao, he HAD to blow his cover out of rage, fucking amazing.
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>>947681363
No, you don't understand. If he lays hands on it and says "stop train," it has to stop.
Why are you so dense.
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>>947681360
>reforms for improved train safety.
How about a big sign that says "DON'T STAND ON THE TRACKS AND TAKE FUCKING SELFIES THIS ISN'T A JUGGERNAUT YOU FUCKING RETARDED ASS SHIT EATERS"
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>>947681361
That is why no one will remember your name saar
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>>947681372
>memeflag
>outs himself as hindu raperat
lol, actually brainless.
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Jeets habitually do this to skip the crowd getting on or off trains because it becomes *jam* packed in your average jeet metro
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>>947681360
he's literally doing a farewell dance wtf,jeet tango
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>>947681375
Based and mad scientist-pilled. Pajeets are only valuable for medical experimentation.
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>>947681401
arranged marriage is actually why the problem is so bad. If you factor across generations the impact of about 10%~ of western women in the 19th century never being married or having kids due to being picky cunts, then consider countries with arranged marriages like china, india and whatever else had higher rates of growth, then factor in the fact they still have arranged marriages you can basically math out why there are so many of these fucking animals- 99% of their women have kids, they can't say no, the dubm cunts just keep having kids regardless and the problem gets worse. The only reason it's expected to tapir off a little is because the beasts aborted 10% of their female children from 1980-present, leading to a sharp lack of females in y and z generations in india, which of course leads to these freaks thinking they can arrange a marriage abroad because white women totally want them.
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>>947681361
80 IQ
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>caveman runs into fire
>dies
>fire is now banned we must bury this knowledge forever
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>>947681417
>tapir off
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>>947681361
They think they can defeat the train just like they come over here to defeat "Timmy".
Too bad for them their bones are as brittle as twigs and little kids can stomp their stinking asses.
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>>947681372
>memeflag
>outs itself as a jeet
-Izzat
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>>947681360
Ever notice how in these videos the bystanders will grab their heads after seeing the person die?

Its like they have to physically hold their head to prevent it from bobbing

Must be bad karma to bob ones head after seeing a jeet die
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>>947681360
god dam. its like that coin game where you try to roll the token into the moving slots
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>>947681361
Izzat saar
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>>947681411
Do you think theres a lot of literate jeets?
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>>947681360
That's clearly a suicide
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>>947681360
>Mishap
Kek, we need more oopsies
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>>947681361
I think he missed his train, but from the look of things...
it didn't miss him.
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>>947681360
How many Indian immigrants post here?
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>>947681430
Too many.
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>>947681360
Spinner, king of Bolywood
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>>947681360
Jeetz n trainz jeetz n trainz really need to get yo jeetz n trainz!
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>>947681430
9 out of 10 canadian flags are indian. Every meme flag is indian or a jew. Or an indian posting on behalf of jews
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>>947681360
Trained
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>>947681435
Straight out of Looney Tunes
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>>947681434
jews left india 3000 years ago whats your point? theyre different people now
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>>947681394
But it is quite hilarious too
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>>947681360
LOL
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>>947681376
Gobbled him right up, happy, happy train
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>>947681438
My point is that poos are obsessed with jews
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>>947681360
>This just happened
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>>947681435
He tried to outrun the train
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>>947681360
India is a dystopia. Honestly making fun helps to lighten the mood but these people have a serious problem with overpopulation that has not been addressed. All the Indians I actually met in real life here in America were kind and likeable 95% of the time. Fucking build spaceships and ship them to mars
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>>947681360
>runs straight and deliberately into moving train
>"mishap"
kek I wonder what their intentional behavior looks like
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>>947681360
No wonder poos don't like toilets. After seeing something like that flushing a turd down would set off their PTSD.
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They breed like rats
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>>947681435
Footage like this makes me wonder if pajeet train conductors fail to blow the horn at intervals when approaching an intersection. Everywhere else on Earth, the train horn is enough to ward off everyone except for the most drunk and/suicidal hobos. Or perhaps pajeets simply are that stupid to fail to apprehend the danger of an oncoming train.
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>>947681360
What's the news?
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>>947681450
one less cancer cell on earth is always news anon
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>>947681447
SAAR MY PEOPLE MANY HYGEINE SAAR, WE NATURAL COMPANION OF WHITE PEOPLE SAAR, PLZ SEND NEEDFUL BOBSVAGENE WIFE SAAR, MANY BLESS
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>>947681449
They believe it's cool to not be aware of what's happening around you, it's like you're too important to care about other things.
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>>947681360
Legitimately how the fuck can a country of people this stupid survive into adulthood and not completely depopulate their own civilization? I just don't get how the fuck India even continues to function
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>>947681454
SAAR PLZ WITHHOLD BIGOTRY SAAR, MY PEOPLE MANY DOCTOR CEO ENGINEER, WE IMPROVE MANY COUNTRY SAAR, BACKWARD AMERICAN LEARN MANY LESSONS OF INDIA SAAR
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>>947681360
>train kills jeet
>god laughs
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>>947681362
He had a loco motive
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>>947681457
decent
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>>947681455
literally the dumbest fucking race on the planet. Even african niggers wouldn't have thought that was a good idea.
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>>947681360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
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Is the train ok?
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>>947681461
The train will be fine, it just stepped on a turd.
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>>947681455
Did they flip the crane that they needed to flip and fix this or they just said fuck it and those things are still in the same spot?
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>>947681463
I remember someone commenting that they actually just left it there.. not surprising
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Soon when whites post this India hate threads we will find your village and start slapping you. You will run away at our strength.
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>>947681461
he just took it for a spin
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>>947681360
And nothing value was lost
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>dumb jeet dies due to train
>this is new

how is this new
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>>947681360
You would think by now they would put up a wall everywhere except for where the train has doors when it parks and then the wall would open up in that location like double door..

Know what I mean

Like a long wall so you can't run and jump into the tracks but when the train stops then the wall has a door that opens but only when the train is stopped. I don't know it just seems like it would make sense but I'm white
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>>947681418
The amount of izzat being lost here is insane
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>>947681469
If you think about it they do this for elevators. So why not trains
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>>947681457
lol
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>>947681360
Random note, anyone got the Chinese foreman looking dude chewing out some guy just leaning against a wall while in a loading dock and a truck just squishes him against the loading dock?
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>>947681360
I don't even get what he was trying to do
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>>947681474
Why are you assuming their gender
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Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/K6BIAUUotq4
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>>947681369
Do they even bother to stop the train and make a report or do they just keep on going?
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>>947681360
>Indian loses his life
Nah he threw it away.
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I have never seen a train in Stop to let people in
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>>947681372
checked, may his soul feed jugga
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>>947681360
wow he was fucking drunk lol
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>>947681361
These are the same Indians who are 5'5 in general, have an IQ of 80 on average, and are hideously ugly and unathletic. Yet, the majority still actually believe they have a chance with Western women and believe White women love them. Indians will fucking deny this online, but I've met too many IRL incel Indians too know this 100% true, and they will complain to you why foreign women don't love them if they think you are their friend, while at the same time saying to their friends and relatives back home the complete opposite.

Fucking delusional, unaware and entitled Indians will even try to befriend White co-workers, classmates, or strangers just so they can ask if they have a female relative, such cousin, sister or even single mother they can date behind their behinds. They're fucking degenerate animals who don't care about consequences.
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>>947681481
I wonder if getting ripped apart sobers you up
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>>947681482
>They're fucking degenerate animals who don't care about consequences
Exactly the western woman's type
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>>947681360
TRIPS.
SMUCKBROKEN
>>947681361
you must mind the gap saar. this is smuckers express
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>>947681360
#REDEEMED
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>>947681375
>GOOD MORNING DR. FRANKSAAR
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>>947681461
The other trains are calling him Thomas the Stank Engine.
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>>947681360
God I love when they spin like that
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>>947681369
26ish daily. Over 20 daily train deaths. 26
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>>947681381
Rotten dot com had a picture I remember seeing in the early 00s titled "mind the gap" of someone killed by a subway train. I still remember that picture and am always mindful of the gap.
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>>947681367
make trains softer
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>>947681494
Literally killed the other jeet by recording him kek
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>>947681482
Cope levels off the charts lmao
Funny how despite all that we're the one's running this country and keeping it from falling apart completely while timmies just fentmaxx in the streets. Honestly I would cope like this too if I was a net negative to society.
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>>947681360
Can you just imagine if some demented painter painted open doors on the side of jeet trains?
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>>947681457
CARLOS
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>>947681411
>Spics don't season the rivers SARRRRRRRR!
saaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

that is the culture saaaaaaaaaar!
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>>947681414
It's a great idea, but they just don't have what it takes to pull it off. Most non disabled/fat humans could jump through the door no problem
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>>947681466
You are a funny guy Carlos, I'll deport you last.
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>>947681360
Damn, cool
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Riding that train
High on Curry
Casey Jones don't got to
Be in a hurrrrry!
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>>947681429
neither do i
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Imagine the funny accident videos we'd see if China and India merged as a country. They'd make trains with escalators, so jeets would be killed outside and chinks would be killed inside.
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>>947681455
Did this guy really just try to prevent the entire truck from flipping over with his bare hands kek
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>>947681507
They have an average iq of around 75, so there would be hundreds of millions of more pajeets significantly below that even.
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>>947681492
What a thrilling way to die actually, pretty rad for a Pajeet.
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>>947681360
That's not his first time, I've seen it before
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>>947681372
shit eating waste of air piece of shit faggot trash, no one fucking likes you
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>>947681360
Saar once the train has it in its jaws it will begin death spin maneuvre, at that point there is no violent shacking from other flip-flop wearing jamboys that can save you.
Trains is most powerfel apex predater in India but we still challenge it every day at the peril of our lives saar.
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>>947681504
This ditty has potential anon ;)

Trouble ahead
A forehead dot that is red!
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>>947681469
>>947681471
They have that in Japan.
Try to do that in India and they'd just break it down, climb over it, take it apart to build a shed out of etc
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>>947681435
If he had run away from the track instead of trying to outrun the train, staying on the track, he would have made it.
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>>947681360
TOP FUCKING KEK
you win teh internets good sir
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>>947681477
>Do they even bother to stop the train and make a report or do they just keep on going?

The train in the OP didn't stop, but the train operator may not have even known there was an accident, if you can call this idiotic stunt an accident.
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>>947681507
>stuff weaks say
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I like how one guy covers his ears and walks away.
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>>947681360
DAT

NIGGA

BROWN
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>>947681504
lookin like a mortal combat finisher
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>>947681508
>hindu IQ's
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>>947686034
>only one region over 80
>it's the smallest
kek
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>>947681360
~250k people die in accidents on the roads each year in India. Primate level intelligence
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>>947686563
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>>947681361
fuck trains. This is why Americans don't use trains.
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>>947681360
> Indians are calling for reforms for improved train safety.
I don't think the guy in the gif is the type to follow safety rules.



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