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IN THIS THREAD, I SEARCH FOR ANYONE TO CAN GRANT MY WISH, AT ANY COST
>also
you can grant wishes or ask for your wish too
you need to get in, especially those who can fulfill wishes

>>>>>>>>>>REWARDS ARE GIVEN!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Welcome
>RULES

1. no overlewd the thread

2. if you are a wish granter, fullfil 1 wish at least

3. ask for a wish, at least 1 time

4. you cannot make wishes that prevent or modify someone else's wish.

5. smile

6. All Anons that need hugs shall receive hugs


:)

>video
???
https://archived.moe/b/thread/947646452/#947646452
N° 872
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>>947711391
>wisho+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
my wish to be go to an anime world of my election(it is not necessary to be the protagonist, BUT preferably yes), and be a child,tomorrow 05/06 (of this month April 2026) if it can be(or the next time i wake up).

>in case you want to fulfill my wish, let me choose the world, or at least the kind of wish that I don't want(not surprises or misinterpretations, it is asked before any part of the wish is fulfilled).
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>>947711391
Lewd made a wish hread toooo...

so uh, hi?
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>>947711391
2 wish breads is 2 confusing ehehehehhee good night niiiiiiiiiiiii
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>>947711597
nini, anon!
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>>947711404
we both made wish threads, anon!!
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>>947711597
>notices other wish tread is gone. Hmmmmmmmm..

k
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>>947711482
???
where?
>>947711618
but is early!
>>947711597
ni ni!
>>947711636
sry anon!
i dont realize!
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>>947711674
i think lewd delet bread? :D

I don't know this power yet so im jelly.

Okiee nini for real now take care!
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>>947711674
I had to nuke my own thread because of you, anon!
>>947711702
Hurry to bread, anon!!!
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>>947711723
sry anon!
i was angry soo that is why i take some time to make the thread...
I checked before making mine, but there wasn't anything there
Maybe we created it at the same time
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>>947711839
we did! Also, why are you mad? Did ANON beat (You) up again, anon?
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hi anons
how is everyone today

im sick/allergies idk :(
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>>947712181
I recommend you take two lewds and call me in the morning, HAness!!!!
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>>947712031
im a little angry because mystuff continue to broken
now one of my screen dies and the little hdd screen of my ps2 dies too, but i have replacement for that but my big screen need repair too

>>947712181
average
theres not more raining and i made some bussiness early but im hungry now
how you?
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>>947712306
i dont think that would help lewdness
and ive never heard a doctor ever actually say "call me in the morning"

>>947712346
$___$ 4 opk

today woke up early to go help grandma do stuff in her garden. i was feeling a bit sick yesterday, worse this morning, and after outside work much worse.

but idk if its sick or allergies, or a kinda hybrid. sinus infection from allergies
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>>947712346
I never heard of a screen dying before? Unless it's physical damage. Did you punch it out of anger?
>>947712413
>ive never heard a doctor ever actually say "call me in the morning"
That's because your health insurance probably doesn't cover it, HAness!
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>>947712505
i think the internal power suppy dies, because not turn on now
is possible to repair
>>947712413
>garden
maybe allergies, is sping soo lots of pollen i think
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>>947712684
but then why did it start yesterday, and from yesterday sitting at home get worse overnight sleeping?
that is my only thought on why it MIGHT not be allergies entirely
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>>947713081
You might have dust mites in your bed; they crawl into your nose when you sleep.
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>>947712684
So you need double A or double d batteries, anon???
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>>947713357
i think 220 uoh anon!
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>>947713115
so should i wash my sheets to make them go away opk?
if they are there
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>>947714012
usually yes
or some kind of disinfectant,
most of it is on the mattress
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>>947713713
That's too many uohs, anon!!!!
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>>947714856
uohs can never be too many lewdesu
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>>947715370
dont encourage him nuzuanon!
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>>947714856
mmm, maybe?
i dont know
was just a idea XP
>>947715370
are you awake nuzu?
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>>947715777
Uohs are dangerous, anon! They are like ai! Too many will destroy the world!
>>947715370
If you are outnumbered too much will be a problem, nuzu!!!
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>>947715958
what if the ai become a uoh to control the world?
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>>947717135
Then what if uoh dosent need to be great, anono?
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DONT FORGET YOUR SNACKS
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>>947717614
anon how can i tell if im sick or allergies/sinus infection?
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>>947717257
great?
how ?
i dont undertand!
>>947717614
im hungry, i need somes
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>>947715958
well I have 0 at the moment, so I would rather be outnumbered lewdesu
>>947715777
I am awake now opk
but its kinda hard to follow the chat on the phone
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>>947717715
if you can, check for a fever.
if no fever, could just be allergies or significant temperature swings messing with sinuses.
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>>947718257
now is slow, soo i think is easier, most anons are sleeping now
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>>947718973
yeah nothing much is happening.
>also
I finally got my wardrobe, so I've been cleaning my room. I still can't find the motivation to finish it though
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>>947719410
clothes are hard, but if you dont use it, they would fall apart on their own
I remember I had some clothes stored away for a long time
and when I took them out, they fell apart in my hands—they were really fragile
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I wish to have Absolute Superpower Manipulation, as it's currently described in the Superpower Wiki, starting when I wake up tomorrow morning and ending sixty seven Earth years from then.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>
I wish to win enough money from sweepstakes over the next few months to pay for my sister's wedding.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>947718774
no thermo as dumb as that is

but taking a nap i was sweating while freezing under the covers, and my body was radiating heat
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>>947719925
I wish I understood more about outfits op k. But I just cannot pick good clothes when I try to buy them myself. You got any tips?
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>>947720141
I hope you get well soon fuha.
Being sick is the worst.
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>>947720059
>>947720085
good luck anon!
>>947720162
can you try copy other people style?
is a good start

Your fortune: Average Luck
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NINI FUHA-LLERGIES V_____V
FEEL BETTER
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HAPPY EASTER ANON!!!!!

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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>>947728437
The hunt for the easter bunny begins, ANON!!!!
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>>947728973
I'LL HOP TO IT ANON!
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>>947728437
oh. thanks touhou fairies, same to you
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>>947730488
Dont you mean "vamp" to it, ANON????
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>>947730569
TOUME TOUYOU ANON!

>>947730877
VAMPXACTLY ANON!
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>>947730927
Do vampires lay eggs, ANON???
>>
Booboo...
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>>947731284
I DON'T THINK ANON.......

>>947732192
V_______V
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>>947732538
>I DON'T THINK ANON.......
Then where do vampires come from, ANON?
>>947732538
>V_______V
Why "V____V"????
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>>947732693
FROM...... CATS ANON!
>ALSO
V_______V
>>
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>>947733520
Froggo, detected!!!!
>>947732963
Cats lay eggs, ANON???
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>>947733641
That's right Lewdanon!
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>>947733670
It's easter! Can I molest (You)???
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>>947733641
EGGS LAY VAMPIRES ANON!

>>947733670
HAPPY NONA EASTER NONA!
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>>947733885
So It's not sex with other vampires, ANON??? I think your parents lied to you!
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>>947733732
I don't see the logic in that! Just because it's Easter why should you get to molest me?!
Fine I guess.

>>947733885
Happy Anoneaster Nona!
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>>947734069
I just want an excuse to molest (You)? Is that illegale or something?
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>>947734151
It kinda is if I don't consent Lewdesu!
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>>947734221
Nothing is illegal if no one finds out, froggy!!!!
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>>947733957
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK ANON......
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>>947734341
Ack!!!
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>>947733641
BUTT
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>>947734452
But am lewd, ANON V_____V....
>>947734860
Ack is right, froggy! Be prepared!!!
>>947734889
Butt are stinky, anon!!!
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>>947734930
You're gonna get beat up if you lewd too hard!
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>>947734930
PUBES :EYES:
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>>947735583
No main anon no rules!!!
>>947735945
No pubes all eyes!!!!
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>>947736455
Exactly, it's Wild West ova' hea'!
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>>947736908
That gun wont protected you, froggy! Because i'm hungry like a wolf!!!!
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>>947737016
YOU SMELL LIKE YOU SOUND ANON........
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>>947737016
What if I pat you instead of being lewded! That'll pacify you I bet!
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>>947737952
Maybe if you lick my feet, froggy!
>>947737737
I dont know what that memes, ANON! Also, where is main anon???
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>>947738147
I won't do that anon!!!
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>>947738192
Your missing out, froggy!!!!
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>>947738147
THE MAIN ANON IS NOW THE MAIN BREAD CAT ANON V______V
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im here anons!
also i made a new bread also
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>>947738444
Maybe!

I'm watching stuff with frens anons, I'm gone mentally!
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Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>947742635
hi hi froggy
>>947743224
hi hi too anon
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>>947742428
U R THE NEW BREAD ANON V_______V

>>947742635
WHAT R U WATCHING NONA???

>>947743224
I'M WATCHING (U) NONA!
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>>947743269
>>947743356
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>>947743269
Hey hi Op K o/

>>947743356
We watched The Gamers and now are watching Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising, Nona! Almost done with that though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSynJyq2RRo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUksDJCijw
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>>947743500
BUTT
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>>947743470
I STARED INTO THE NONA AND THE NONA STARED BACK O______O

>>947743500
THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE FUNKY NONA
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>>947743356
anon!
i have a question for you!
>>947743470
;D
>>947743500
hi hi froggy
how are you been?
today i just take a nap, since the fairs are closed by the rain, and made a new bread
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>>947744015
WAS THAT THE QUESTION ANON?
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>>947744468
do you think on "soul" and that stuff?
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>>947745057
YES ANON!
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>>947745572
explain anon!
what is that?
It's an idea that came to me when I was thinking about the profiles people use online
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>>947745682
YOUR SOUL IS WHAT MAKES (YOU) YOU ANON AND WHEN YOU SNEEZE THAT'S IT TRYING TO ESCAPE SO THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO BLESS YOU!
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>>947746098
I didn't know that, anon!
Actually, I've been sneezing a lot today!
But that wasn't my question.
My question is:
Which is more real?
How do people act in real life versus online?
Which one is the real anon?
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>>947712346
Cute
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>>947746489
WELLLLLLLL IN THAT CASE ANON......
ONLINE BECAUSE [YOU] CAN BE YOUR REAL ANONYMOUS SELF ANON!
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>>947747260
What if I'm bad/evil at both, anon?
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>>947747483
THEN I'LL HAVE TO BULLY YOU ONLINE AND BEAT YOU UP OFFLINE ANON V______V
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>>947747742
are you a bully online and offline anon?
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>>947748484
YES YES ANON ALL ONLINE AND OFFLINE ANONS FEAR ME V__________V
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>>947748833
So, who could I be then, anon?
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>>947743641
You ain't seen nothing yet anon!

>>947743734
It was a lotta funky Nona! You a fan of D&D?

>>947744015
Heys
I've been well, thank you. And you?
Nomm for the bread \o/
OKAY ANONS
I will now pass the fuck out and get some sleep!
Have a good night o/
>>
hi anons
how is everyone today?
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>>947749337
my face is ready
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>>947749216
A LITTLE GIRL ANON

>>947749337
I KNOW NEXT TO NONATHING ABOUT IT NONA V_______V

>>947749829
I'M EVIL FUHA
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>>947749829
hi hi anon
no much i guess, today i nap a little, then made a bread and made some locro(argentine food)
how you?
>>947750137
why a little girl anon?
what is the special about being a little girl?
>>947749337
ni ni ni froggy Z___Z
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>>947750137
wrong nona
u r good

>>947750316
quick google of locro it sounds tasty opk
hope it is nice

still sick/allergies but a lot better. hoping tomorrow its mostly gone.
other than that nothing today. just sit at home
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>>947750316
MAHOU SHOUJO ANON!!!!!!

>>947750379
V______V
>ALSO
DID YOU HAVE AN EASTER EGG FUHA???
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>>947750455
no easter egg nona
didnt do anything for easter. what about you?
>also
why V__V?
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>>947750724
I WENT TO CHURCH AND THEN MY FRIEND WITH A GREY CAT'S HOUSE AND THEN I SLEEPED FUHA
>ALSO
BECAUSE YOU SAID I'M GOOD NONA V_______V
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>>947750455
i think im not soo little to be a mahou shoujo anon!
sadly
>>947750379
I think I've caught a allergies too; I've been sneezing all day today.
Although maybe it's just the dust.
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>>947750818
i didnt knona nona went to churcha
i used to go when i was younger and forced to but stopped as soon as it was my choice. sorry nona :(

and being good is ^____^ not V____V
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>>947750819
THAT'S YOUR WISHO ANONO!

>>947750983
I NEED TO REPENT FOR MY MANY (MANY!) SINS FUHA......
>ALSO
I WHISPERED MEOW IN THE GREY CAT'S EAR AND GOT SLAPPED V_______V
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>>947751373
well ,yes anon!
but i dont know if i can be a good mahou shoujo anon...
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>>947750819
maybe you caught it from me opk
we do frequent this wish thread

>>947751373
i guess thats fair nona
>also
when you speak at all you exhale hair
cats and most animals dont like it when you breathe in their ear
if you did it from a bit further it mightve gone better
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>>947751585
BUT I KNOW ANON.......

>>947751795
BUT I'M A PROFESSIONAL CAT BOTHERER FUHA V________V
I ALSO TOUCHED HER TAIL BUT SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING SO I THINK I GOT AWAY WITH THAT ONE........
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>>947751888
how you know anon?
you know the future?
>also trips
>>947751795
maybe?
i was thinking the same actually
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>>947751888
some cats are ok with their tails being touched nona
so maybe that one is, if not then you did get away with one!

>>947752021
dont worrky opk i will post with a mask on from now on to prevent anyone else getting it
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>>947752021
YES ANON AND IT'S GOING TO BE VERY ORANGE ANON!

>>947752104
HOW MANY TUMMIES HAVE YOU RUBBED THIS YEAR FUHA?
SO FAR!
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>>947752623
0 nona
grandma's cats dont like belly rubs, and i dont touch other people hardly ever
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>>947752104
O jeez Louise... You can kill it and eat it with terra sauce
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>>947752759
ARE YOUR GRANDCATS EVIL FUHA???
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>>947753479
no nona
1 is super hidey and is almost never out when im there.
the other is very friendly but no touchy belly
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>>947752623
orange anon?
like how?
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>>947753589
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE THEORY THAT IF YOU RUB THE CAT'S TUMMY THEY WILL GRANT WISHOS?

>>947753668
LIKE THE FRUIT ANON!
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>>947754087
i think that is false nona
i have rubbed the belly of some cats and received no wishos
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>>947754518
DID YOU ASK THOUGH FUHA?????
>ALSO
WHAT HAPPENED TO ANONAMEOWS?
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>>947754967
i didnt but i would imagine the wish would stay for later wishes right?
>also
idk nona
it is strange that meows isnt here this thread at all
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>>947755093
WE NEED TO TALK TO CATS FUHA!
>ALSO
MY NEIGHBOUR HAS A BLACK AND PINK NOSE
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>>947754087
i will become a fruit anon?
im confused!
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>>947755276
thats pretty neat nona
idk if any of my neighbors have cats.
i dont talk to them at all
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>>947755278
EXCATLY ANON!
YOU WILL BE THE FRUITIEST CATGIRLANON OF ALL ANONTIME ANON!

>>947755389
[YOU] SHOULD BREAK IN AND CHECK FUHA!
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>>947755473
is a pumpkin a fruit anon?
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>>947755473
(I) think thats a bad idea nona!
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>>947755797
I WOULD SAY YES ANON BUT ALSO MEOW

>>947755914
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR RIGHT TO BARE ARMS FUHA?????
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>>947756102
that only applies in self defense nona
if im breaking in im not defending anything
>>
anons is bedtime for me
hope you all have a good rest of your night and sleep well
nini

>also
i hope i feel better tomorrow more too
>>
>>947757861
BUTISTILLHAVENTYSAISNDALLOFMYVAMIRETHINGSGUHA
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NINI FUHA-LLERGIES V______V
I HOPE YOU FEEL EVEN BETTERERERER TOMORROW



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