why aren't you chinese?
Me dumb
>>947760623Cause I have blue eyes and a huge cock, can’t be Chinese
I am
hey II'm trying hard as I can but it's not happening
>>947760623tell me you're a right-handed cigarette smoker without telling me you're a right-handed cigarette smoker
>>947760623Pure fucking luck
>>947760623imagine him giving you a blowjob, your dick would come out stained brown with nicotine
>>947760623Because I wasn't born to Chinese parents?
I guess because I have teeth, the capacity for independent thought and an IQ in triple figures