Black Dress Edition
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>>947763192She already looks 40.Better show those sweater puppies soon before bwfore shes co plwtely haggard and nobody cares.
>>947763192For me its Ever
>>947763344:)
>>947763368Black surely suits her.
>>947763406It does
teens blacked
>>947763192Fraaaaanneeeeeeeeeeee
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>>947763523She too pretty
>>947763239I want to crack one off inside her asshole.
>>947763523Cute!
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>>947763699For a girl with such big tits she somehow never shows cleavage
>>947763713I wouldn't say never. Seldom, yes.
My wife dressed up the other night in a suit. Doesnt she look beautiful?
>>947763699>>947763713they need their freedom
>>947763822Indeed they do. Never seen her in a bathing suit before>>947763737Its very rare. Not just because of her conservativeness, but something about the shape of her chest let's her get away with low tops, without the deep cleavage you'd expect on most girls
Does she has the best nudes?
>>947763891Hard to say. Need a full frontal before I could fully commit to saying yes.
>>947763891Eva Green's are the best!
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>>947764025>>947763287Based
>>947764003Eva also has the face card. Sydney's tits are obviously absurd but her face looks like she's been lovingly tapped by the down-syndrome 2x4
>>947764003>>947764043hairy pussy best pussy
stayed home from work so I could goon to BBC
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>>947764043I'd pick the hairs out of my teeth for three days for the chance to dine there.
>>947764068You don't know what downs syndrome face looks like
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>>947764122She looks fucking retarded, mate. Just admit you want to fuck a retard with big tits, it's cool, we all have kinks.
>>947764139and to think someone paid thousands of dollars for these pics.And I too would love to have her grind her hairy groin in my face
>>947764167I'm not arguing she doesn't look retarded. But down syndrome face, that is not.
>>947764198I'm glad they didYoung Madge had the ideal female body
>>947763891Sydney reportedly wanted the same salary as Zendaya for the new season of Euphoria. I would have paid it if Sydney agreed to nude scenes in every episode including full frontal.
neither one can act for shit
>>947764225I like older Madonna, even her bogged form
>>947764240fuck that, pay her until she does hardcore (minimum 3 cock gangbang with DP)
>>947764139I hooked up with a hairy alt girl for a while. Like multiple face tattoos and more piercings than you could count and not just bush and pits but forearms and happy trail. Had just absurd sexual energy. Like standing next to the fucking sun. Like a physical manifestation of someone high strung just screaming sex sex sex sex sex at all times. Highly recommended. Got looks out in public but fuck all y'all I'm the tapping a sex perpetual motion machine over here. God I miss her.
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>>947764274Older Madge is nice but young Madge is pure goon fuel
>>947764282kino
>>947763389>>947763420>>947763437>>947764108Best black dress posts
>>947764288good for you anon
>>947764320Not sure what part of that story was unbelievable to you. The part where he said he had sex?
>>947764274>I like older Madonna, even her bogged formIt sounds dumb but it's the vibes. If a girl gives whore energy (compliment) there's always gonna be something you can latch onto, sexually. Like I really don't care if they're rocking the look innocent or are a bogged out bimbo with inflatable everything, if a girl emanates sex I'm gonna find a way to think she's hot.
>>947763686>>947763724Lily and Livvy need to reenact the Cruel Intentions lesbo scene. Or, even better, the Mulholland Drive one
>>947764240why should zendaya get more? where's zendaya's nude scenes?
>>947764363Agreed. If Madonna was in that outfit right now and told 100 guys to whip out their dicks and jerk off for her, at least 90 would do so without hesitation.
>>947764349Nobody has sex (on 4chan)
>>947764363you got my mind set down. The sexiest thing a woman can have is down to fuck energy.
>>947764348>>947764320The more on the fringes a girl is the more she will usually react positively to being treated as just a regular hot girl. This goes for the face tattoo and a thousand piercings girls and it goes for bookish girls and it goes for trans girls. Girls who know they're hot are boring fucks at a far higher rate than girls who are insecure and worried they aren't, and girls with face tattoos and a thousand piercings might put on a good front but deep down they feel like the outcasts they kinda are. Build them up and they'll repay you 100X.
>>947764417Who would be the 10 homos to say no?
>>947764473I know, at least five of those homos would bang her
>>947764473You just answered it anon, the 10 homos
Alison Brie
>>947764473I bet Old Madonna could (probably still can and does albeit a little less frequently) take cock like a LegalPorno star I mean she's gotta be down for basically everything women like Brittany Bardot or Adeline Lafouine are and the idea of that is incredibly fucking hot.
>>947764003eva is a goddessmidney can't compete
>>947764454Anyhow this is a celeb thread so have some more Rosario Dawson I guess (p.s. she's hot in Trance and does full frontal if you haven't seen it).
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>>947764664loved her in Sin City and Clerks 2
>>947764712My first guess would be Ariana Greenblatt. She has the face, but at 5'0", she is far too smol to pull it off.
>>947764712As a concession to her age, I would fuck Madonna in the cowgirl positions
>>947764547yeah
>>947764777She was so fucking hot in those earlier movies (but she's evolved into a death by snu snu final form and I can enjoy that too so it's cool)
>>947764820yeah, her hips aren't what they used to be.I just like the idea of her pulling up to a young guy and he is completely turned off by her. She then undoes his pants and gives him the best edging handjob of his life
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>>947764820I feel like at her age the stamina wouldn't be there for cowgirl (and it would accentuate the saggy jiggly bits) seems far more suitable for mish or doggy at this point.
>>947764856is hot.
>>947764921doggy makes sense. She probably has sex furniture so she can relax in that position.
>>947765005I could see Madonna getting fucked by a 12-inch cock and saying is this really the biggest guy I have on staff?
>>947764921Do you think the flatulence women experience at her age would be off-putting for you?
>>947765078she probably does kegels for bladder control and it helps down there too.>>947765081she probably would incorporate it into a femdom fantasy of hers
>>947765078In the ass too
>>947763229Those tits are coming along nicely
>>947765081100% blown the fuck out
>>947765174Looks like a starfish that got ran over by a steamroller
>>947765141Loose watery old person farts and piss everywhere. Anyone on her staff who looks anything other than delighted is fired.
>>947765078at this point in her life her favorite thing is probably sitting in a comfortable chair, spreading her legs and having a young man worship her clit for an hour
>>947765198Trailing her shitty pink sock across your lips like something out of a Cronenberg movie
>>947765261>clitIf he's not tongue cleaning and tongue fucking her asshole all day he's gay
>>947765261And you know after the years of steroidal treatments her clit is pretty much a dick now
>>947765283>>947765285You'd just have to go with it or she'll ruin your life. The only way out is suicide.
>>947765327I like to think she has a 'kept' young man whose only job is to tongue her as and succ her clit.In exchange he gets to live in the guest house and has access to her social network
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>>947765327Madonna's personal inverted colon cleaner. Suck that big leaky pink grub like your life depends on it, because it does
>>947765370Madonna has a harem of muscular 7ft tall black studs with human horse cocks
>>947765422Anyone who knows anything about madonna know she's black cock only
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>>947765422I would unironically love to watch that.
>>947765397I love how we're turning Madonna into a cross between Diddy and Epstein
please stop posting that ugly old lady
>>947765502Please post more of that young pretty lady
>>947765502Based Liv anon
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>>947765462Who wouldn't? At this point her pussy is decorative. But she can take 3 black human horse cocks in her ass at once
>>947765551That's the stuff wet dreams are made of
>>947765462>>947765496Don't encourage>>947765569what spam will it be today?
>>947765569Sucking the cum and shit off of her pink sock before tucking it back into her body and taping it shut, then carrying her to bed for her midday nap.
>>947765596jokes on you, I get off on fem cenobites
>>947765622Why is this making me hard?
>>947765644>>947765622Because we're madonna's dub boys
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>>947765622>>947765644>>947765635No jokes please, it's a waste of good suffering
>>947765665She was so cute back then
>>947765622I like to think her negro harem slam her broken asshole to her greatest hits
>>947765665she's walled now
>>947765671>>947765689stop
>>947765622all the while he's carrying her she's stroking his face and hair with her gloved hands calling him a good boy
>>947765707What the actual fuck happened to her?
>>947765714Not a fucking clue where she is. Thinks it's 1994.
>>947765711It should be obvious by now. Barely matters which one now
>>947765711dead career
>>947765707Fat nigger
>>947765707Holy fucking BOGGED
>>947765711But she is hotter now
>feed me ginger women
>>947765757oh she knows how old she is and way past her prime and that she's resorted to having sycophants for lovers.I have a whole Nora Desmond scenario/fantasy in mind
>>947765757>>947765714Do you think they get back at her when she's sleeping?
>>947765881Nah man her mind is mush. She looks at her bogged out face and sees her gorgeous early 90s face looking back at her. They crush her meds and lay them out like lines of coke cause it's the only way she'll take them.
>>947765891wasn't there a rumor that she had a thing for young/under aged boys?
>>947763822G's body is better in every way.Sorry not sorry.
>>947765937Desperately sneaking simeticone into her food and smoothies and anywhere else they can. But it's never enough.
>>947765891Probably. I would.
tugging my rod
>>947765969Nope>>947766010What would you do?
>>947766022we can smell that
>>947766022Same
>>947766047Steal from her. Definitely fart in her face.
>>947765993I had to google what that was and almost spat my coffee out laughing
>>947764108You don't have a job.
>>947766097work the rod for Liv Rod
>>947766164she's just so fucking untalented
>>947765937and when it's your turn to pleasure her the staff tell you to wear a wedding ring so she thinks you're her new husband
>>947766101I'd be honored to be part of her black harem, but I'm a light shade of brown and my dick is nowhere near big enough.
>>947766207then you either tongue her clit or her ass
>>947766207Her thinking I'm the older man even though I'm half her age
>>947766182who do you listen to
>>947766164I'd give Rod my rod
>>947766237not that useless bitch
>>947764281Gangbangs are faggot porn. Do the math; more than one cock per woman= porn for faggots.Let me see if I can explain better... you're a faggot because you want too see multiple cocks.I'd rather see 1000 women lining up for one cock, but that's because I'm not a faggot.
>>947766257Rod Stewart?
>>947766231oh she knows you're younger than her, she just gets off on the idea that she can still get young men
>>947766286Nah man she still thinks it's 1994
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Hmmm..
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>>947766309There's a rumor she's had dementia for awhile now.
>>947766384Wouldn't surprise me. She mimes and has to read the most simple lyrics she's been performing for almost 5 decades off a teleprompter
Lady Gaga has impressed me numerous times with her singing talent.
>>947766227Madonnanal only
>>947766207Even if you were in charge of changing her adult diapers and cleaning her shitty ass?
>>947766583So long as she calls me a good boy as I'm hosing her down and watching that brown water run down the drain
>>947766637Screaming and freaking out and trying to claw your eyes out during a Sean Penn flashback
>>947766637she has to wear a crotchless version of this costume because it's the easiest thing to clean yet makes her feel sexy
>>947766700she wishes
>>947764332>>947764282Where are these posted nowadays
>>947766745Some cesspool
>>947766695LMAO
>>947766812always hated her nose
cool boobas
>>947766851Has her ass always been that big
>>947766881She wasn't born like that, no.
>>947766871I want to fuck her tits so badly
>ahahahaha.......
>>947766871makes me hate my 4" dick so much bros
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>>947766745corly makes them for me
>>947766981>bolt-onsA crime.
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>>947766943holy fuck imagine her in cowgirl
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He's got a 4chan pass and he's hungover. We're doomed. DOOOOOOOMED!!!
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of all the threads in all the boards in all the internet, he spams in mine.
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>>947766791she gets them more often at night, so she has to be placed into intense bondage
its not our fault you spent easter alone you lunatic we did too
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>>947767202Nah you killed the joke with that stinker bro
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>>947767511GOT EM
is wiping your ass gay masturbation
>>947767511reeks of dog cummies
Bob
>>947767804>cummiespedo faggot talk
>>947767888trips respected
>>947767927shut up you dumbass faggot
>>947767969fuck you you rancid rat fucker
>>947767747yes
>>947768026damn dude your a loser for makin this
Emilio changed a lot.
Fan fiction. Peace out.
Slash fiction.
Fag fiction.
>Human Rights = Fan Fiction
mek nu
Human wrongs.
https://archive.ph/VCYlHDo men or women have worse farts? Science has answer
Truth is, Methheads have the worst farts. Meth shits are real and are truly a concern for others trying to use the washroom.
as a former amphet enthusiast I can confirm this, the chemical reek adds a phenom dose of nasty to the flatulence
https://youtu.be/Zmvt7yFTtt8
>>947768299You're here a lot
these threads are literally like three people that live here
Power Posters
>>947769418they kill the threads for the rest of the anons
yeah we fucking rule don't welet's hear it for us!
>prrt with me now
>>947769495shut it, slag
>>947769399I dip in, I dip out. /cel/ is a comfy place when /pol/ gets too much
>>947769568i never have time for /pol/
I only post here because this is where my boyfriends posts
I only post here because I hate myself
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