If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
watch the best scenes from watchingmydaughtergoblack.com
apply for a $10,000 loan and fuck as many hookers and snort as much coke as possible
>>947821382With ten grand, you’re not getting much
>>947821236I'd get one of those squirrel suits and start jumping off shit and gliding all around without a parachute it always looked fun
>>947821236A barrel roll.
>>947821236Hang out with friends and family for the day
I’m gonna jork it for a full 24 hours straight
>>947823454Hi Nuri?
>>947821236I'd still make sure the log fag is permabanned first
>>947823781Hi Nuri
>>947823833Why not do that now
>>947824205Well I'm kind of saying it really doesn't matter what day it is.
>>947824185I'm not Nuri but hi
>>947823833For what, E? You never explained that.
>>947821236Go out on my own terms. Get blackout drunk, steal a car, and then crash it into a very large tree going 120mph. Me AND the car collide so hard we wrap around the tree 5 times becoming one with it. I get to go out in a blaze of drunken glory and tell God to his face "you can't fire me I quit!"Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>947824317We’re all Nuri
a good long shit
>>947824380Who is E? Is that the nickname you give your stumpy cock?
>>947824613You are E. You've had this explained to you probably hundreds of thousands of times. NORMAL people only need it explained ONCE. Take your meds.
>>947824546I wish I were Nuri...
>>947824982I too want to get piped by Tesla
>>947825229Well he's a good guy and all, but I dunno if I'd go that far...
>>947825281Then it looks like I’m the Nurier Nuri
>>947824705Imagine believing your annoying forced meme is something worthy of being handed down generations and to be remembered forever
>>947821236Nothing. The day after tomorrow none of this will matter
>>947825475I didn't say that, E. Take your meds.
>>947825496You wouldn’t rape as many young fertile girls as possible? You could probably knock up a dozen fertile wombs or so before getting caught, if you were already going to die anyways might as well right?
>>947825417I s'pose so
>>947821236Find Andy as quickly as I could. I refuse to expire with my throte UNCLOGGED.
>>947825573>>947826619Imagine believing such an unwanted failed attempt at Internet immortality is still worth carrying like a badge of honor
Imagine being so insecure about your failed meme that you have to reply to anyone who doesn't literally fuck it like it's the best bitch in the world
>>947826709Imagine E and poo, I doI think about poo day and night, it's only shiteTo think about the swirl you love and throte it tightSo crappy together
>>947827077Proof?
>>947827134>>947827164You're just literally proved the point. You're so insecure about your cringe worthy forced identity you even make yourself someone's bitch over it You're definitely a bottom
>>947827197Billions.
>>947827244More like imaginary numbers.
max the credit cards and go to strip clubs in las vegas
>>947821236finally go back on grindr and find some femboy who'll cuddle with me (and have sex) in exchange for a bunch of money
>>947827269Imaginary or not, there's THOUSANDS of us.
>>947827355Yes we know you unplugged your router over and over again to make it look like you had subscribers on your YouTube channel good for you
>>947821236Sleep peacefully
>>947827581Pupper
>>947825825Mark, I made a steak
>>947828219A steak??
Watch my daughter take bbc
>>947828341How many times are you gonna say that
>>947826619TRVKE
Hi Josh
>>947829700Hi anonymous
>>947830560I’m not anonymous, I’m kind of a celebrity around here
>>947821236Take out as much from my savings as I can and blow it on hookers. Then I'd rack up a fuckton of credit card debt eating expensive foods and such.
Kill a CEO or billionaire
>>947831013Are you, now?
>>947831282Yeah, I’m Josh
>>947821236BBC
Shane seems to be having at it today
I am going to become a priest
>>947821236Nothing. Just accept death, masturbate, and take a few sleeping pills as I axephyxiate myself to sleep
I have graduated from pulling my hair out to cutting myself.
>>947836351Why
steal a car and crash it into niggers
>>947836402Fun. You just get a sensation and go for it
die on my own terms, capitol punishment is the removal of that choice from man by an authority, i do not want to go on my knees.
>>947827520Proof?
I would give "The Gift" to everyone in this thread EXCEPT >>947828341, >>947827336 and >>947821351.
Sharpen my knife real sharp, and go cut some people
>>947831953Me too. Except people usually hate me, and I think it's funny
>>947840623Yeah we’re celebrities
>>947844444There is no such thing as a celebrity on 4chan and there's only lolcows
>>947844580ain’t that for true
The same thing we do every night Pinky.Try to take over the world.........
Schizo thread
>>947844444Holy shit, quints that aren't porn!!>Yeah we’re celebritiesYeah, that's probably not a good thing lol. I remember we got talked about in /bant/ once or twice...
lolcow thread
I sure do wonder why they are upset couldn't be because they were slut shamed out of cutting
>>947844736fuck off nazi crossdresser
This weird dude is literally the biggest cuck months and days necrobumping to talk to another guys eife that he pays to talk to anyway on discord
https://voca.ro/1epxcrZ7CWex
LOOK AT THE LITTLE GUY GO!!
>>947844882Shane, if you wanted some money, all you had to do was ask.
>>947845084you should watch larp a gf trip !4jXWsv29OE
>>947845103Begging is against the rules any type of trying get money from users other than from buying advertising is against the rules. literally who eceleb/stalking shit is pure cancer
I spent all my money on priests
>>947845235>stalking shit is pure cancer>>947845123Hmm...
>>947845352Go away faggot I really don't think you understand the sisyphean task you're giving yourself to be on a dead board and you're not even interesting you're just being a hard headed newfag doing something you don't even like
>>947845522I'm interesting enough for you to stalk me apparently
>>947845769I do not i just see you in passing if i wanted to i'd buy a PI it's not something i haven't done before
>>947845833Yeah sure.That's a crime btw, hiring a pi to stalk people
>>947821236Go home and blow my shit clean off. I live on my own schedule.
>>947846175Hiring a PI to find out who is sending you threatening messages is not a crime
are we talking about gumshoes
>>947821236finally a chance to post this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUVpHInlhRc
Whatever i can make this dude have a nonstop meltdown over shit that's not even personal like how he's scared of niggers and jews idk ehos morr scared of niggers more josh or reed
Josh I think Shane is jealous that Nuri likes you
>>947846688nah i find both literal whos boring and submissive. they make their life revolve around me as soon as i start talking shit and they never do anything except talk shit back instead of doing something for themselves
plus fighting with me is cancer kill the poster count idgaf i actually have a life outside of 4chan and i don't let being in public stop me from posting because nobody will ever do shit
>>947847014>i actually have a life outside of 4chanhe bakes cookies inside of a tree. it's true.
>>947847193who josh? idk all the nazi niggers seem to do is get angry on the internet like reed literally doesn't leave his house or whatever just masturbates all day, josh same thing including buying porn, jase literally homeless getting bitten by bugs, some others get naked to pay for videogames. they ain't really got shit going good for em
>>947847354who the fuck is reed? take your lithium little kike schizo
>>947847384oh you know who reed is 5'4 redhead spams all day
>>947847412nah i really don't. didn't you just claim you have a life outside of 4chan and now you're intimately acquainted with random people in other threads? how does that work?
>>947847448This is a self defeating statement
>>947846688Maybe. I don't really care about him though, I'm more interested in Nuri and her associates
>>947847470i never claimed i had a life outside of here though that was you. in the middle of the afternoon on a wednesday.
>>947847496bruh you lost ground rn
>>947847547i forgot your jewishness prevents you from self reflection. that's where the vampires can't see their own reflection myth comes from after all.
>>947847588you mean like how reed claims to be racist or nuri does and literally every racist on this board and website yet they like getting cucked by bibisi?
>>947847656you sound like a total pussy bitch crying about racism. are you bleeding out of your pussy again?
>>947847681you are a pussy bitch for bibisi ohio skibbidi
>>947847714very jewish of you.
>>947847740why does tyrone scare you?
>>947847809fbi crime statistics
>>947847943thas right whiteboy you're the prey i'm the predator
>>947847977you're a small jewish man that pretends to be black and gets offended on behalf of blacks because you're insecure. but at least you'll record yourself mumbling the word nigger while you're next to traffic, that's pretty awesome right.
>>947848055Proof?
lay on floor in a fetal position crying ,sucking my thumb andscreaming "why me!!!!"
>>947848087
My mango wood be to blow up and act like I don't know Nobody
>>947846874Buddy I’m not the one with every picture of you saved lol
>>947848389Proof?
Bruh when are these literal who's finna kill themselves the ones who unironically think they matter and cry about niggers and jews and some random guy
>>947821236Take control of the situation and preemptively kms first.
I love trolling "educated" racists lol
Josh and nuri gotta be the most ass blasted jews along with david hoffman
Absolutely nothing
>>947849055I think we're both agnostic actually>>947849372I'm saving that
>>947849506>gnosticismthat's jewish you're better off saying you have no brains because you actually don't
>doesn't know the difference between agnostic and gnostic >says others have no brains>actually jewish
mfkers like madonna first jewish, then catholic, then atheist, now agnostic, at some point they were norse pagan lol
>>947849740>spelling error please tell me about your agnosticism
>>947849680Jews are monotheistic. Tard take
>>947849892why can't the agnostic define agnosticism
>>947849928You didn't ask me to.Your troll game is dog shit today...
>>947850004Proof?
>Your troll game is dog shit today>literally getting trolled
i'm so utterly convinced every meth head from /bant/ is a schizo
>>947821236prevent my death
>>947850909Hi anon.I'm mentally drained rn...https://open.spotify.com/track/6xpDh0dXrkVp0Po1qrHUd8
>>947821236Finish my game from like a year ago.
>>947848815Niggers and poop are the same thing
>>947854448Yes and /b/ loves both
>>947854448the corn fingers are what did it for me
>>947854448where was that?
>>947854996At a local Walshart
>>947851237What was he doing this time
>>947848951This is how I imagine he looks whenever anyone posts in the thread
>>947855482Samefag
>>947855385No, not him. I had a bathroom incident today, I kinda don't wanna talk about it...
>>947855597Yep that’s me
>>947855933Not wearing the diapie?
>>947857455I accept your concession
>>947857521Yeah be a good goy and believe everything you read on the internet
>>947858261I accept your concession
>>947858791You lagging, bud?
>>947857468No?
>>947821236Finally give in and fuck my wife's 19 yo youngest sister. Without having to worry about losing all my shit in a divorce or having her family go full retard on me for banging that tight bodied lil slut, I'd fuck her every way imaginable til my balls were fully drained of every drop. She's been flirting with me ever since she was 15, fantasized about sticking my cock in all 3 her accommodating holes for the past 4 years. If I only had a couple days left to live, I'd give in to temptation knowing I wouldn't face any of the resulting fall out with my wife or her parents.
>>947860083Based Unc
>>947859800Need to get daiped up
>>947861916What does this mean
i shit my pants at work once
>>947863561Diaper, bro
>>947821236Same thing I do every day:your mom.
>>947864709Ok!>>947865291I'm not a diaper wearer though
>>947865871Put your diaper on
>>947865912Yes mom...
>>947865871You should get a diaper. They’re preem
>>947866913Y'all really have a thing for diapers...
>>947821236I would walk into the nearest Walmart, and fart into the intercom. This way, I will die with a smirk on my face and a skid mark in my underwear.
>>947867954It’s called efficiency
I would stay in bed the entire day knowing I have nothing to worry about
I got pulled over by the cops
>>947869932let me guess. you followed all lawful orders, didn't freak out, and everything turned out okay.
>>947869981I got clubbed in my prime puss in a gravel yard. Then I got gangbanged by a couple more cops that came down the road
>>947871072What is prime puss
>>947872053Grass on the field
it's duke nukem but spelled dook nukem and it's actually andy six lighting a turd in his mouth instead of a cigar.
I had anal sex a little bit ago
Testing, testing. Prime puss prime puss prime puss. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy nigger
>>947821236I would get a hold of a teensy weensy bit of that weedle-dee-deed!! That WEEDLE-DEE-DEED haha oh my goddddddd anon haha Jesus man Jesus! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition! I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off!
