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Advice from old Ben
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>>947909185
Ben was lucifer. We’re in a type of simulation right now. Problem with this theory, the sex lucifer has clearly feels good. Second problem, one of Lucifers most common talking points is cuckolding. It seems this is a simulation, with some real value to somebody who is not mortal. We can clearly see he created wild animals to serve his human forms. Logically, he did this to humans too, to serve his human incarnations.
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>>947909318
Why would he strongly encourage marriage as the best option then?
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>>947909185
Why have sex with a hag when you can wait till marriage?
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>>947909370
Sounds like he was trying to help a coomer lad minimize the trouble his dick got him into. Did you even read it?
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>>947909349
I just told you, lucifer talks a lot about sex and cuckolding. He tries to make it look more official, by calling himself a president or a famous YouTuber. Those people are lucifer, and lucifer takes whatever he wants with the use of overwhelming violence. A massive, giant scam is taking place in this simulated reality. The only obvious thing is what he’s been taking, which is gold and virgins and women’s wombs. The way he goes about doing this, typically like I said involves overwhelming violence which you cannot resist against.
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>>947909431
But what you're saying is gnostic flavored bullshit with schizoid sprinkles. What overwhelming violence is Benny mailing to this faggot?
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>>947909562
Keywords look pretty bad lol. Just don’t use keywords when speaking. He does have to have a name though, so we call him lucifer because that’s one of the names he gave to himself. He clones himself bud, and most people you see outside or even on 4chan are his children. But with a twist, they’re also him. And, he doesn’t talk to himself for no reason, he’s clearly doing it for the real humans who also live here. As, they would need an explanation for why people who look just like them have wayyyyyyyy more stuff. That’s because lucifer creates them here himself, to serve him. But, would not serve him this amount for free. So, he gets really creative. He drew every Pepe and wojak himself, he also made almost every meme himself. And, he reposts them himself. Hes very easy to find. He made guns to protect his assets, which is the only ownership he has over the land is his guns. That’s how you own stuff. And he makes it into a weird mind bending thing where he calls them police or armies or security, they’re all lucifer and it’s just an excuse for him to use overwhelming violence to protect his ownership over something he doesn’t actually own.
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>>947909728
Meant to post this one
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>>947909562
Look he’s more or less honest about all this, in like a clever little way. Stores with 666 in their phone number have been designed at a modular level to be easier to steal from. Stores with 444 in their phone number will be literally impossible, and you will be experiencing violence if you steal there. Although, the employees at these locations are lucifer again. He has cloned himself a LOT. He has a LOT of sex, 500 million times per day. He doesn’t share anything valuable dude, that’s him in the nice houses dating the hot girls. He takes every virginity. He impregnates every woman, and they all have his genes which is why almost every woman looks worse than my asshole, they are literally imbred. It’s fucking gross here, Lucifers a major fag. He takes human slaves buddy and makes them live with him.

Thats another meme he made. Try to pay attention bud, lucifer has been creating the memes and reposting them to make them seem popular. It’s technically a type of brainwashing, but it doesn’t work that well. Thats why most of what he says is cuckolding or sexual, as that’s literally illegal to do in an official setting. Because it is really annoying and gross and nobody wants to engage in that type of topic with another person. He’s pretty fucking annoying, and is getting away with a major crime. Huge lmfao, hard to even imagine being him. Huge crime.
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>>947909318
what in tardation forces you to spam this lucifer bullshit all over the place like you stuck your head into your own ass so deep that you mistook your own brainfarts for high quality jenkem?
do you think you're quirky or clever by shitting up the place?
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>>947909769
Satan writes most of the internet. You may or may not start to notice. He pretends he is his clone. But, it does still have his brain. He tries to make it look real, because like I said. He’s created the plants and animals to serve him gold, virgins and wombs. But they would not do so willingly, and he has created a lot of insignificant scams basically to make the process go easier. The bigger scams are the men with guns who work for lucifer. And, if there was nothing except lucifer and his guns, the world would seem a lot less bright. So that’s what all the colors are for, it’s to keep you eating drawings and mass produced plastic, while he takes everything valuable.
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>>947909800
Youre lucifer. I mean I already stated he had been cloning himself for hundreds of years, and is the majority of the population. Plant and animal life was designed in a type of lab hundreds of years ago, to serve lucifer, who lives inside of his own human clones. You can clearly see the benefit to his clones that these things provide. He also did this to humans, he created humans who were not his clones, to serve him. He really created conscious humans to serve him. But, obviously, everybody would kill him and try to be the alpha dog. Because he doesn’t share a single thing of value. That’s why it’s all like this.
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>>947909866
Just stfu you sand nigger spewing psyop.
We're all tired of you retards saying nothing new.


It's been the SAME FUCKING TOPICS the last almost 10 fucking years now, take note of how retarded you actually are and fix it.
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>>947909800
Cmon I’m unlocking the mystery behind creation here. This is literally not public knowledge to any degree. And, mostly seems to be correct. Giant talking brain in the sky who spawns infinite iterations of his own consciousness to control human clones, because sex is fun. Desire for free labor, because work is hard. Creates humans, but is still poor financially, does not provide the same quality of life he gets. His human servants would slaughter him, creates fake police and fake soldiers and fake laws which protect himself only. He is now a certified god and ruler, who gets unrestricted access to whatever he wants. Thats more or less what happened.
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>>947909866
your schizo version of pseudo-religious "ultimate explanation of everything" that you came up with all your superior knowledge of reality through a dozen books and a few blogposts is really trite and conventional
try to add more mystery anout ayyliens and dinosaur reptilians from the atlantide on flying aztec pyramids from mars, it would be less boring
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>>947909909
Food products and clothing products with 666 in the upc code are made better. Anything consumable. He also does this gimmick with house addresses and phone numbers. He’s been cloning himself a LOT, he has so much fucking sex it’s unreal. He takes EVERY GIRLS VIRGINITY… that’s so fucking greedy I wish I could slit his throat myself. He hides his true body from us elsewhere.
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>>947909954
Yea, the truth is very boring. We’ve literally been enslaved by aliens who are immortal. They clone themselves for sexual pleasure. They don’t feel the pain to any degree, and you can kill as many as you want and it won’t feel a thing. There is literally zero forms of rebellion against them. And their desires are completely fulfilled, regardless of what you do. Alright you want something spicy? Lucifer makes all the porn using clones, but doesn’t make porn to help you cum. It’s designed to actually give you erectile dysfunction. Because, he wants to also fuck the girls. Theres no reason to not give men who masturbate ed, they’re considered his slaves. He also has been concussing peoples heads repeatedly through confusing tactics online. And it’s been probably 20 years of this somewhat new concept of hurting people for profit.
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>>947909185
I agree, you all need to marry 45yo spinsters. More prime 18-21 pussy for the rest of us.
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>>947909954
Also no that’s not exactly true. Lucifer writes all the textbooks and articles online. Pay attention I already stated this. He took the concept of digital entertainment to its end point on purpose, to provide cheap slave entertainment while he gets everything valuable. The things I’ve been saying actually are just really obvious man, because the truth is really fucking obvious. Like you don’t need to read anything and you only need like a very modest amount of scientific knowledge to figure out almost everything that happened and why. The way he accomplished it is definitely beyond us, but it’s easy enough to look at and say yeah I get it.
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Lucifer doesn’t release advanced science because he likes how things are. He has access to like actually incredible knowledge which he’s simply not been sharing. Because we’d use it to help ourselves, and he has no interest in that type of thing in a world like this. Where, the bodies of women age, and he has more fun with the younger ones. That’s literally why it’s like this, he wants them to die, so he can keep taking more virginities. Because sexual pleasure and heroin is actually quite interesting for lucifer.
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>>947910062
Fuck thay I don't need a braindead retard thay thinks licking toilet seats to catch covid is a good fuck.
You deal with them disease collectors.
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>>947910064
So you're saying you're lucifer?
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>>947910130
"I'm straight I swear bro"
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>>947910170
I turned full gay for nigger cock
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>>947910124
I feel lucifer control me when I talk all the time, probably like 90% of the time. He actually sends me impulses, very similar to the concept of coaching. Then also will basically “peer review” the impulse, to make it accredited. And my minds losing it at this simulated peer review where he’s essentially claimed my impulse is wildly renowned. Then I say it out loud, and it was the most pointless shit ever. And I say it to his clone actually, and it was like he was playing with dolls almost. Except sometimes the impulses are repeated too many times, and it actually causes like immense pressure in my head and I’ll start screaming and crying because he won’t leave me alone.
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>>947910201
Sounds more like you came from reddit to spew nonsense.
I see why you got banned over there. They took this over so tou can repeat yourselves endlessly, and on occasion, talk to yourselves to feel some gratification.
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>>947910242
Proof?
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>>947910266
The lognigger is literally the only reason threads prune.
Let's not pretend asking for proof is a gotcha retard.

You wouldn't even have 10 pages without that annoying fuckhead.
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>>947910286
So, no proof



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