Love it or hate it, it’s the truck that changed the world.
>>948044021>Love it or hate it, it’s the truck that changed the world.OR ur a faggit
>>948044021They'll be remembered all rightJust like the people in the 70's dumb enough to buy Pintos
>>948044111nice trips.
>>948044021I would actually think they were pretty cool they're striking visually at least. Teslas as a whole are just made like fucking shit. Get in one, they look like toys. The stitching and stuff looks ass and cheap from the ones I've been in. Outside they're like every other car nowadays, made out of plastic shit that a minor accident necessitates replacements to its shitty cheap body. It's basically a Nissan Altima but now the dealership has a right to fuck you and the parts and labor are ridiculous. You're an idiot for buying one.
>>948044021yea, it made it extremely gay and homosexual. just like your mom.
>>948044021Love it or hate at the log that makes 60% of the threads in here60% of the threadsLove it or hate it the fat sucks Musk's cockThe log fat wants billionaires to exist to control everythingThe log fat sucks Trump and Putin's cock tooThe log Fagg will respond because the log fat is a fat compulsive egotistical asshole
>>948044199yeah man I want them to build my car out of pure titanium so if I crash into a tree they have to scrape my family's remains from the upholstery.
>>948044419Anything going 60 plus hell 40 somethng miles into a solid object is a death trap. It could be made out of nerf foam.
>>948044021it's like if a delorean got fatYour fortune: Bad Luck
>>948044637That’s the best comment on the internet.
Yo babe
Josh spam
Just apply everything you know today to the present, since it's so important.This kind of thinking doesn't even make sense because everything you know today is the result of everything you didn't know back then, so wanting to change the past is just an idea that you shouldn't have gone through everything you went through, which is foolish.Forgive yourself and accept that things were as they were. Every second you spend thinking about it is a valuable second that you stop spending on something more important (for example, something that will prevent your future self from thinking the exact same thing about your current self).What guarantee do you have that your next self won't have the same kind of regret about your current self (which you think you already know enough)? There's no guarantee at all. However, now that you know this phenomenon is real, it's possible, so you can at least try to project into the future things that could generate regret for not having fought for them in the present, and once you know them, start getting rid of them to prevent the cycle from perpetuating..
>>948044021The internal combustion engine will literally never die and all the electric wheels jew kike goyslop WILL be destroyed. Can someone PLEASE just nuke Israel and gas the bikes already dude fuuuuuuck.
>>948048954It looks like monkey man trump
>another josh thread lasting days
>>948050036Another what?
>>948044080But OP is right you know.
>>948050348thank you thank youthank youthank youthank you
>>948048996The ukraine meme brigade have shifted focus now that their war isn't interesting anymore.
>>948044021Quite simply the most robust offroad vehicle ever to exist.
>>948050315Don't bother. It's just some autistic or schizophrenic retard. Just accept that there is a lot of mental illness on /b/. It's literally where people end up when they've been banned everywhere else.
>>948050523I don’t think this is a Josh thread, there’s no Josh in the op
Speaking of Josh though, he made a thread today
>>948044021Stop posting this shit.
>>948044021>t. Picrel
>>948054180Stop seething
>>948055649Remind us again which one of us is still seething that people set these stupid fucking cars on fire? And that we'll do it again?
>>948055649Hi logbot!
>>948055735>we'll do it againare you the 400 pound fat nigger that slammed into one in that go cart?
>>948055879You just literally admitted that Teslas need to be torched, and you're pathetically just trying to humiliate the messenger. not very smart are you
>>948055935you humiliate yourself just fine without me
>>948055970Retard like you who suck musk's cock are humiliating to the general populace
>>948055935Why do they need to be torched? They're eco friendly-ish!
>>948056020i don't suck musks cock i think he's a kike sucker who loves jeets. i just aske4d you if you were the 400 pound nigger that crashed into the side of that cybertruck in the go cart.
>>948056041Because Musk is a piece of fucking hubristic shit who deserves itHe needs to see his products go up in flames
>>948056058You're lying. He's a fucking billionaire you want to be a fucking billionaire you get upset with people trashing fucking billionaires, that's why you fucking responded with that stupid cringe worthy reply. Now Shut the fuck up
>>948056116nah i don't think i will. i'll be replying to you the rest of the night
>>948056084Jeez. You all thought he was the second coming of Jesus until he was politically motivated. Friends to enemies type shit. Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos are leagues worse than fucking Elon. I don't see you doing the proper thing like burning down am Amazon warehouse. Just slamming into a car like a nigger bitch drives a Nissan.
>>948056130If you do then I'm right. Musk is a right wing Nazi dickbag with too much money and history will remember his cars being set on fire
>>948050435>robust>is made of plastic
>>948056174No I didn't. This is literally the most pathetically scripted reply I've seen on this board in a while.
>>948056239a real nazi would make elon look like barney the dinosaur and would make you shit and piss and puke until you died. you have no idea how good you have it to have such pussified enemies.
>>948056239Nigga heil Hitler okay?You're of the ilk on TikTok that think Sydney Sweeney is a eugenecist lol
>>948056301You're both Nazis shut upOh wait you're gonna be a huge faggot about this as long as this stupid fucking thread is up I forgot
>>948056361you think a kike that hires only jeets is a nazi.
>>948056308She's not smart enough to be one franklyAnd she'll end up doing a whole bunch of plastic surgery & look like a balloon hotdog
>>948056285Enjoy your Toyota or something I guess I dunno.
>>948056394I think you get a little potty mouth when you start getting upset about shit like when your hero musk is getting dissed
>>948056412Toyota didn't drop down $300 million into a convicted rapist's presidential campaign
>>948056361What'd he do that makes him a Nazi? I think I know your answer I just wanna taste of the hive mind.
>>948056437you think a guy who went to israel with ben shapiro after october 7th and only hires an army of brainless street shitting jeets at his companies is a nazi.
>>948056462Damn. You should have voted for the one slightly brown chick from California. The one that bypassed proper election procedure and spent more money than ever because your ethics or whatever.
>>948056501Imagine a Trump shit accusing somebody of being hive mind
>>948056550>rent freeI saw you do this in another thread a couple hours ago and boy did you get your fucking ass handed to you lol
>>948056570>Free thinking led me to vote for Biden 2.0! You don't know shit!And aroooooound we go.
>>948056601Of course you did these are all log fat threads. Never mind the fact that nobody wants this dickhead here, it's gonna keep flooding the board with its stupid right wing cringe and shit eating fetish.
>>948056601You mean the one guy that said I didn't vote for blackie because black? Yeah what a slam dunk. I sure will change my ways lol people are exhausted of you and its really hard not to be. No brand of caffeine can get us through a day of you fags.
>>948056727I would venture that the overall consensus is that you're just a lying pussy about most things.
>>948056772Most fascists are. Hitler was. He just did copious amounts of amphetamine to give him manufactured confidence.
>>948056852you should probably wipe the kike cum off the corner of your mouth before you give a history lesson
>>948056772Lying is children's play I don't have to lie. Lie about what? You might have me confused for someone else truthfully Mr. Nazi killer goy warrior
>>948056933Here's a good history lesson: Hitler literally an hero'd to avoid having to watch the conquering Red Army rape both he and Eva Braun into a quivering pile of semen basted body parts.
>>948057014Red army was good back then if they fought Nazis and raped their innocent civilians amirite.
>>948057056Oh yeah. Hitler was the most innocent angel of all time. The very tragedy that someone wasn't there to save him.
>>948044021the truck for weak faggots who just want to drive around and look cool and would never actually use it for pickup truck purposes
>>948057014the proof of him killing himself hinges on a tooth that was confirmed to be from a woman. but it's nice that you know how to repeat whatever bullshit a jew wrote down 80 years ago.
>>948057204how about you tell antifa that when they're throwing the first punch
>>948057306now i know you're larping
>>948057135Lol he wasn't "good" necessarily, but this whole like pearl clutching at the mere mention of le Hitlerino or the Nazis *gasp!* Like that's the only or even worst tragedy to occur is hilarious to me.
>>948057341What if I was? Hitler still killed himself so he didn't have to watch Eva Brown literally get gang raped to death before he himself would feel the first death thrusts
>>948057363Evil is very precious to them
>>948057399it's very jewish to care honestly
>>948057423Well actually Fagstianity believes that even people like Adolf Hitler can be "saved" and reside in their Christian Amusement Park
>>948057569nice deflection of calling you a kike by bashing Christianity. that'll convince me you aren't one for sure.
>>948057569Israel should be nuked badly. Very badly. We'd see these kinds of posts come to a screeching halt. Especially after the boomers are all gone.
>>948057613you call people kikes because you're a delusional Nazi dick bag we've kind of been through this a bunch of timesAlso Musk's cars need to be set on fire
>>948057652Could happen. But if you understood weather patterns you wouldn't want any nuclear destination on this planet unless it's a controlled one
>>948057682why does saying the word circle in yiddish offend you so much especially if you aren't one of them? seems like a classic case of crying kike to me
>>948057703I'll take the radioactive winds and rain. It'd be more than a good price to pay.
>>948057682If the Nazis won we'd be better off. Winning to you looks like our leaders allegedly eating children and sacrificing them to Satanic rituals whilst we live in a surveillance state. Wait you sure the Nazis didn't win?
>>948057711I'm guessing you just don't care just how whacked your delusions sound to the outside world
>>948057853They would've definitely included you in their great purge post wwii
>>948057861>antisemitism so high globally Google needs to be bribed for pro Israeli propaganda and ad's played at the super bowl for anti Jew bashing Yeah the outside world isn't pro Jewish by any means.
>>948044111or 70's vegas or granadas or fiats
>>948044021this is the truck that will change the worldthese fuckers will fly off the lot, especially with fleet sales
>>948057911Doubt it. I check all the imaginary boxes: White. Blue eyes. Dirty blonde oh no deal breaker lol. Glad nobody buys into your shit. I'll vote for the Most nazi coded policies I can. Did the good guys win? Yes or no?
>>948057948You literally need to go stand on a street corner with a sign telling us this is the end, you're just as fucking whacked
>>948058057
>>948058044And much to your surprise instead of being invited into the baron class, you literally get raped to death or shot before a firing squad after they send you to the Nazi Gulag
>>948058021bingo
>>948051689Yeah, I do that sometimes
>>948058021lmao ok
>>948044021that's not a Toyota hilux technical though
>>948062217Fuck Palestine
josh
>>948064517Yep
Art thou feeling it?
>>948065544and dey say
>>948065629Feeling what?
>>948067174It, motherfucker
>>948067174so crabby
>>948044570>Conservation of energy is a mythIt's not the speed that kills you anon, it's the time-to-stop, the specific impulse of the crash.If my car is made of solid steel, like older vehicles were, then the forces of the crash bypass the car and go into the passengers and driver of the vehicle, because the vehicle stops nearly instantly at the point of impact.The people in the vehicle would be like the lead shot inside of a dead blow mallet. Crumple zones were SoO EFFECTIVE, people FORGOT over the last few decades that the speed people often believed was deadly back then was around 30mph, where now it's 40-60 mph.Also, heavy all-steel vehicles have the same exact weak spots along the top of the frame as a lighter framed vehicle, but with much more weight bearing down on it; numerous crashes from the mid 90s were essentially just people rolling and having their cabins collapse on them. That almost entirely stopped after crumple zones allowed cabins to remain intact in heavy rollover crashes.Your beliefs are a product of the fact that this specific engineering intervention has been SO SUCCESSFUL over the last 30 years.
>>948067630>>948044570Before you ask, "how did crumple zones make cabins stay intact during rollovers?"You should ask "Why were rollovers so deadly?"Because the cabin would collapse from the top down, usually as a combination of weight and rolling causing forces on the roof. It's not like the roof was held on any differently than it is now.So why did crumple zones change anything? Because if your car is rigid, and it rolls, the forces aren't absorbed by the car, they transfer to the next softest spot on the vehicle. On old cars, that was the roof and cabin, the softest area of the car. Like rolling a dice, it'll just keep bouncing.During a rollover, this means that it doesn't lose speed as fast, and forces that would normally work to smash your doors, windows, and body panels, would now only really be able to go into the car bodywork when a part of it gives; which is statistically likely to be the cabin, since that was the soft spot. If the dice has corners which collapsed from force, then it wouldn't roll as far or land as hard.
A lot of misinformed morons in this thread
yo big bird
what’s going on tonight with 4chan
We are being silenced
>>948069317Not me
>>948069728proof?
>>948067118https://youtu.be/Vuw8SRDNEDI
>>948070547https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao5vqJre-xQ
>>948044021k
Good morning
>>948074336gm
>>948074406I actually want it in my own mouth
>>948074631Grand ma
>>948074924https://gofile.io/d/JcPOw7
>>948074336G'morning
>>948074631>>948075170Why is the chan broken
>>948075182world wide webbing is hard
>>948075182Mods let the new guy run the maintenance again
those pugs better be super happy right now
I just saw a cybertruck irl
>>948076121How was that
>>948044021Faggot jew propaganda kike fuckin demon lizard from hell please kill you're self
>>948044021Faggot jew propaganda kike fuckin demon lizard from hell please kill you're self WE HAVE TO NUKE ISRAEL IVE SEEN THE FUTURE ITS THE ONLY WAY GAS THE BIKES NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
>>948077019>>948077041Have you heard of our lord and savior shane?
gas the bikes it's time to ride
>>948075513
>>948077269fuck yeah how are they? they’re legit the only dogs I like on this planet aside from Josh dogs
>>948077483eatin conchiglie and killing stuffed animals
>>948077523What is conchiglie
>>948077613shell pasta, i was out of spaghetti so i used it instead
>>948077269PUGS!Also good morning everyone
>>948044021Would Tesla himself approve of the stuff they put his name on?
>>948078165You mean the guy or Nikola? Because if you mean Nikola, that nigga dead so who cares
johnny somali got sentenced to south korean labor prison and clavicular overdosed. what a good night.
>>948078042Hey man, g'morning
>>948078664Taco bell for dinner?
>>948078743How'd you know
>>948078859call it a lucky guess
Truck's Fuck and Suck
>>948080030Not mine. I drive an f150
I’m black as shit
>>948078925A very lucky guess. Suspiciously lucky...
>>948080509Hi josh
Raising Canes
>>948077269good to see the legends are still happy and healthy
>>948080540He hates us now
you better bet your big butt im bumping
>>948078513What?
>>948085148johnny somali is a stupid nigger and clavicular is a gay guy. bad things happened to them because of their own actions.
>>948085219Streamer?
>>948085269https://litter.catbox.moe/nuptb2406z1k0whq.mp4
>>948080540Hi!
Fuck
>>948044021Tested and approved:Worst.Car.Ever.https://youtu.be/L3oO510dyVI
>>948088608>first seconds of the video the guy is putting on an annoying voice and mocking anyone who bought ityeah that's not a biased review from a total faggot or anything.
