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How long have you anons been on this website for? Don't have to disclose if you don't want just say why you and I'll share mine too. Enjoy the post anon fags.
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>>948096058
I've been on since about 2008. Started on the board /s/ sexy beautiful women. Started going on /b/ a year or so later than /pol/ after highschool
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>>948096058
Since Jan 2019. Started going on here because this is where I thought all the cool edgy people hung out, then I saw that this board was about 75% porn and everyone on here is retarded, but I stayed for the few fun threads that would come up on /b/ every day.

Now it's 99% porn and mostly dead, and I really only stay here out of habit and because I don't have anything to fill the void if I quit
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>>948096160
Can't blame you everyone likes sexy beautiful women of /s/. For me I've been in and out since I'm a guy that lives with his mom in his late 20s but I'm doing the best to help out. If you want a AMA on that I'll be nice to chat about it.
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>>948096294
Plus you got Nazi skinheads running the B board. I am from Germany so I'm cool with it since they're going to do jack shit to become president.
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>>948096058
2 weeks.
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>>948096294
Edge lords I understand since everyone likes posting gore online. I used to be into gore but I grew out of it because it felt like a bad habit for me plus I wanted a better life to get into like writing stories online for people to share and read. Also I'm a German Nazi so Heil to the rise of the fourth reich minus the concentration camps. I actually do live near a concentration camp so you can do a AMA about that with me.
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>>948096460
So how are you liking 4chan so far with the 2 weeks you've been on it?
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>>948096481
Yep we Germans loved cooking up a barbecue with those books.
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>>948096058
2014, did gave away for skyrim bc it was like $2 and someone posted my steam profile in case i didnt send the game lol
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>>948096564
That's cool to hear. I'm sure the lucky bastard that did that called you a dumb bastard for giving you the game for free. XD But for real your a cool bastard in my eyes.
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>>948096058
We have always been the caretakers here.
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>>948096397
Nah, most of the nazis are just larpers. They talk shit, but they're just keyboard warriors, minus the odd schizo who came across his grandpa's old war gear.

>>948096487
Yeah, I used to be a little into it too, but I seen too much gore, man. That's shit I think about from time to time.

What's camp life like though, Germanon?
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>>948096593
You sound like a dreamer of dreams like Willy Wonda. You like touching kids?
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>>948096590
i was giving it away for dubs or something i didnt gaf i thought it was funny someone posted my profile ahaha
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>>948096487
Are Rekt threads even allowed now?
I know you get banned if animals get rekt, but did they decide all the vehicles and chinese industrial failures are bad too, I haven't seen a Rekt thread in ages.
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>>948096503
Sux.
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>>948096604
Not sure what you mean by camp life. Care to explain what you mean since I've never been to camp. I do live with my mother who is a super religious woman and it's fucking annoying as fuck. That's a different story on it's own.
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>>948096662
Sounds like you need a hug. Here's a hug from me to you. : )
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I have been slidding since 1966
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>>948096653
I seen a few Rekt threads of anime getting killed and yes that's fucked up on it's own. I don't like those since I'm sensitive to animals getting killed for no reason. I did see a cat that always keeps coming to my yard and was nice enough to open the gate for it so that was sweet to do and made me realize I'm not like those barbarians. : )
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>>948096707
There was 4chan since 1966? If so how was MK Ultra?
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>>948096627
It's just like pictures in a book, Danny. It isn't real.
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>>948096744
The cyberpolice are backtracing you no matter how much you try to play the I didn't mean to card, you animal abusing psychopath.
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2007 via habbo raids

b was never good
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>>948096058
2008 semi old fag here.
Some BroFagBro shows me /b/.
Has Porn, Memes, infohacks and more.
Sucks that it went downhill after 2014-ish.
Loved the Project Chanology and hacktivism.
Sucks that Moot sold us out to Epstine.
Like I was always for saying FUCK you to the Nails that stick out the furthest, and big conglomerates... But then it just turned into constant infighting
>> Still don't know how to Triforce or Fortune properly
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Since 2006
Jesus time flies
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>>948096665
You said you lived by a concentration camp? What's that like?
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>>948096813
Never said I was a animal abusing psychopath but yes fuck those animal abusing psychopath.
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>>948097109
With a condom, or?
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>>948096160
>Started going on /b/ a year or so later than /pol/ after highschool
I'm assuming by "after high school" you mean when you were 15 or 16 because you were a retard.
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>>948097035
I talked to the people there and explain the short history of the came. Not a story worth talking about but I still get chills going to the camp. Here's what the concentration camp looks like in my in the front. I did get told not to post to a holocaust denier website which I said I won't because of my race. It's one of the earliest concentration camps ever made so that's history worth talking about. I do see kids with teachers going there and even talked to American that are foreigners that come there. We even have Americans that live here near a military base so that's cool to have that since I lived near those to and went to school in them.
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>>948097121
With a condom of course. I prefer without the condom to swallow.
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>>948097109
You said you were complicit and an accessory after the fact by trafficking and now advertising their animal abuse videos.
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>>948096959
Any interesting stories that happened on your time with 4chan? That would be worth seeing. Take time to do your time stamp story.
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>>948097298
I am a accessory but I never shared any death photos unless it's for contextual reasons. Not to show it off but it depends on what people want.
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Since 2007 when I was 14, although that was briefly. I mainly started coming here regularly a year later.
I remember one thing I did was save a bunch of gore to my computer and plastered it all over my Myspace in an attempt to get it deleted because I couldn't figure out how to delete it myself.
On a side note, I think the last BAWWWW days thread I remember was in 2015.
/b/ was never good, but it was substantially less shitty back in the day. Way less porn and coombrains.
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>>948097369
Ok, any more damning evidence you wish to submit against yourself to help the cyberpolice make their case against you bullet proof so that consequences will never be the same?
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>>948097320
Eons past on this site.
40,000 brothers and sisters posting.

I was here when this happen...and so much more.
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>>948097462
Want to tell the cyber police on me? I'll gladly go down like Micheal Vick.
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>>948097533
Got a green story you would like to share? What's the craziest one you heard so far on this website?
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>>948096914
make /b/ great again. Or BGA for short.
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>>948097444
How'd the police get a hold of the gore?
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>>948098006
It's all a blur.
Here is a cap I made of interaction.
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>>948098175
What do you mean?
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>>948098211
That's a uh. Shitty conversation to have.
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>>948098274
Police going down your ass like it's desert storm.
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>>948096058
Knew this place existed since around 2012.
Became a regular user in 2014 when I was 14.
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>>948096160
>2008
Same. My friends showed me /b/ one night when I was sleeping over at his house when we were kids. I’ve been coming here off and on for years but I’ve been hanging around a lot more the past couple. Mostly go on /sp/ /fa/ /b/ and /gif/. It’s changed since those days though
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>>948098287
Ba-dum tssss
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>>948098312
I don't think did anything illegal.
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>>948098363
Your right. You deserve free oil care for your time.
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test
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>>948098322
How did that change your way of life in front of you at that age?
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>>948098211
I was the Psycho Shades guy.
Funny to troll retards.....especially when you are also retarded.
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On & off since 2005. Came here after 5chan went dark. Started on /h/ but eventually found /b/ met a few solid friends but eventually it deteriorated into a cesspool
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>>948098509
I can't disagree with that. Hopefully things will look good in the past and in the future.
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>>948098473
Made me a bit more cynical
Like I trust my fellow human 9/10 times..
But now I just take it as everything is some form of propaganda bullshit.
Like at first, I thought of it as 40k bros.....
Like a roll thread...1-100 "good or evil"
Averages out....at the end of the day, we are just humans wearing anon masks...
But It changed a bit over time.
I stopped caring for those outside my city..
Just too much drama bullshit..
I feel soo much of it forced. ...like propaganda.
I miss the old days of hanging with online bros doing epic troll shit.
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>>948098473
It didn't really change much other than desensitizing me to things like gore and gay shit.
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>>948098509
Never knew a 5chan existed and yeah, it's shit.
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>>948098710
Drama is a pain to deal with. Plus fuck real life people they're overated anyway.
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>>948098739
At least it didn't harm you in the real world. Good to hear that gore and gay shit didn't flash your head instantly like it was the movie Akira.
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>>948096058
Been here since 2004 or 2005. /b/ used to be a lot more fun and active. I was on some forums too like hl2world and flamehaus but /b/ was so crazy active and full of creative energy.

It’s dead and full of shit & porn spam now but there’s nothing like it left on the Internet so I can’t bring myself to leave.
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>>948096058
lurking since 2004 or 2005, don't remember. helped me keep my sanity in the darkest of times. for that I am eternally thankful. and I fucked your mom.
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>>948096058
I came in the MexiMoot era. I don't remember when that was, 2006 maybe? I don't post hardly at all anymore, I feel like it's not my place.
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Started posting here around December of 2008.
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Been on here since 2016 or 2017 and i started out on the advice board then i come and go from time to time.

Nowadays i just scroll through /b/ mostly.

I was a teenager when i started getting on here and now im in my 20’s. And 4chan is deff one of the many reasons why i have became what i became.
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>>948099120
are you sure? it's okay to go back.
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>>948099184
Cant relate to the normies anymore im in too deep
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>>948099238
deep in shit? like in male ass?
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Since 2014
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Since 2013. Started on /h/ and gradually began visiting other boards including this one a year or two later.
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2007
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>>948099376
Naaa, he's right.. your so edged up, you have become a singular point.....ed tip of a dildo up your own ass.

Info hazards.
Does teaching that other Harambe Ape that it was going to die do ANYthing good for it ?
What about you Mr Edgey ?
You can somewhat return to a normie life.
Anon-ing is like a mask.....it comes off.
Simular to depression....it kinda of goes away...
However its always in the back of your mind type deal...
Anyways.....
Truth is.... 99% of people would truly benefit from being normie.
Simple RICKS
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>>948100078
nigga wtf are you talking about
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>>948100158
you are asking the wrong anon
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>>948100078
not reading all that diarrhea
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>>948096058
First in 2004. /b/ raided another forum I frequented. Checked out /b/ and a few other boards.
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>>948096058
After high school in 2010.
I started on /a/, /pol/, and /his/
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>>948096058
2015/2016/2017
Started with /b/ /pol/ and /u/ iirc and eventually moved on to other boards. Didn't know how to post at first so just lurked.
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>>948098211
That is just a typical everyday >>>/pw/ thing, its called a muffler.
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>>948102634
Been here for some 18 years....never knew we had a Professional Wrestling board....
Tf is a muffler.
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2026. man I miss the old days everyone else is the cancer that is killing /B/ ps it's called *situational* homosexuality so I'm not really a faggot
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Does it even matter? Practically everything professed "oldfags" claim to like is shit.
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>>948098710
Post the full gif
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>>948102795
>Tf is a muffler.
The exact thing the image is talking about just like I originally said, but since you are clearly quite retarded and can't even follow a simple conversation, don't worry about.
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>>948097195
Ywnbaw
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>>948096058
I've been here since summer, why?
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>>948096058
I’ve been popping in an out intermittently since 2012 or 2013
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>>948096058
We have travelled a long way to go few places...
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>>948102919
I just googled it you manpon wearing buff boy.
Having a wet shit cloth in a zipplock bag and shoving a manpon up your ass are sort of different, BUTT whatever asshole.
This must be you.

Anyways.
GN and GG Anons.
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Probably been on/off 15-20 years
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>>948096058
Probably around 2008, I used to visit Dagobah for flashes and 4chan for memes. "Good" old days
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>>948098475
the what?
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>>948103076
spooky
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Since December 2003. It's been a hell of a time.
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2009 newfag
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I knew about 4chan in 05 and lurked but never really posted until like 2010
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Went From Desperate And Lonely
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>>948104590
To Now Owning Multiple Acres Of Woods n Wilderness

And Also Desperate And Lonely When Not Actively Chopping Wood

Lol Wood
Chop
Chop
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2004 fag here... im gettin to old for this shit... man ive seen some things, its been a wild ride!
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2004 or 5 newfag checking in, I guess I started lurking when I was underage b& right before I graduated high school. Frequented /fa/, /fit/, /g/, and /b/ to try and gain skills to fit into society at large... what a joke.
Greentexts and thoughtful shitposts were always comforting to see here, but those seem much rarer these days. /b/ was always terrible, but I think the even further decline in quality comes from a majority of the old guard mostly lurking, the active posters just growing up and moving on, while the logposter, nazis, and other cretins post without thinking instead of sitting back and trying to learn anything.
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>>948105176
Bruh..

It Genuinely Feels Exactly The Same

As Long As You Disregard That Glowing...That's Not Self Increasing

That's Just The Spring Heat

I Gotta Go Find Some Goggles

I...I Mean
Spring Shades

>Pulled Off The Fusion Dance With Past Self...
>>948104745
>>948104590
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>>948096761
pretty bad man, pretty bad, go play outlast trials...it does a good job of mirroring it
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>>948096058
Since late 2003/2004. I guess the beginning. I was a NYC skinhead in the Air Force stuck in middle America rotting away in a bunker counting pickup trucks on satellite images in BFE for 4 years. Literally and I mean literally nothing to do but shoot guns, play JRPGs, and lurk this shithole.

Got into a lot of the early hacker culture, GNAA, second life raids, patriotic nigras, got semi weebified for a while and went on an anime kick, learned Japanese to be able to raid with jap FFXI players who weren't retarded like Americans. Worked for 8 hours, played FFXI for 8 hours, slept in between. One of the few respected NA players in JP HNMLS scene.

Place is pretty soulless now, there's about 10 decent posts a year hiding in the endless goonspam shit that has flooded this board since /pol/ brought all the normies here and the hacker/raiding culture fell away or got banned by faggot mods. /pol/ is still useful to get the latest scoops from the autistic hivemind, other than that /b/ at least lets me keep up with zoomer slang so I can make kids cringe IRL. Nobody knows my true power level after 20+ years. Only you, /b/.

Btw, everything worked out. Married at 30, kid at 40. Happy family. Nice little house. It will probably be fine for you, too.
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>>948096058
2005
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>>948105701
W Who's This?

No No This Isn't 4chan
That's Liquid Chan

How Do We Know?

Because They Will Show Up Every Now And Then

Like A Miracle The
> Power Goes Out
Of LChans Hands

4chan Is There
Like He Had Never Disappeared
No Big Deal
The Post Rate Plummets
But LChan is Always Returned To Power
Like It Had Been Here The Whole Time

Like The Posts Slow Way Down

And it's All Comprehensible
No You Still See
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I helped close the pool. I gigga'd the puddi. I fired the Low Orbital Ion Cannon. I was here when Anon meant something and before the entire world went to shit.
2004
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Wow Now There Turning Any Trace Of OG Chan Into Typos

Is There Nothing They Won't Stoop Even low..

Is Naked Chan Better?
Eh Sounds More Like Soc


I
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OhVenom Chan..eh

OhI Know It Fits So Well
After What Happened...

Op Why Are We Still Posting?

>Punished Chan
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since 2007. i know how far this place has fallen.



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