So...... Neptune's back in the hospital, almost died from pneumonia the other day (no shit you should've seen the X-rays it was BAD... I knew I couldn't breathe but I had no idea how close I was to death, but they pumped me with THREE different simultaneous kinds of IV antibiotics and over the course of 4 days, they've done wonders)However I'm not out of the woods yet AND as soon as the pneumonia is completely gone I'm being taken straight in for heart surgerywhen the heart surgeon told me the list of things that could go wrong from the surgery?....scary stuff.. But here I goOh yeah, and I broke up with my wife... Lol
......honestly?This'll sound oddBut I secretly hope I die on the operating table
>>948156560I hope the doctor prescribes you a gaming chair after the operation. Good luck, Neptune and God bless.
>>948156613i hope you do too. can i have those glasses?
>>948156613btw, let me tell you a secret. my old neighbor has a motorcycle, so whenever I read about motorcycle accident I always feel giddy and hopeful.Unrelated to how I feel about your operation. Good luck, really. Break a leg.
>>948156560Good luck Lolvis.Get better, you still need to roast me a lot.
>>948156560>Oh yeah, and I broke up with my wife... LolWhy'd you do a stupid thing like that? Afraid she'd inherit your collection of Elvis memorabilia?
I'm going to be scarce around here. After recovering from my heart surgery, I'm leaving the state and starting the final chapterBut I'll be thinking about you weirdosI'm not saying I'm not coming back I'm just saying everything is going to change for me My schedule everything. Everything
>>948156905Honestly?I don't think I ever loved her to be honestWell, I loved her... But I don't think I was ever in love with her Believe it or not I'm still in love with jet's motherSo I'm just going to focus my energy I'm trying to help as many animals as I can wherever I end up and if there's such a thing as God (there isn't) he will smile down on me
>>948157009Where the fuck are you going? To Memphis in order to die on a toilet?
>>948156560Who's Neptune?
>>948157123Actually YES.....Believe it or not you hit the nail directly on the motherfucking head
>>948157133an irrelevant old asshole who has died six times and got tons of pussy and is super super kind to animals
>>948157065Wanted to say something wise about matters of the heart, because you're going in for heart surgery. Can't think of anything, I'm drunk rn.
I just watched a movie on the hospital cable channel SUPER 8Oh my God that was the weirdest worst movie I've ever seen!!It was so fucking bad it was almost cool It start a young Elle fanning i think?It was SOOOOOOOOO bad I loved itHas any of you ever seen that movie before?
>>948157196Makes sense, I hope you get to it. To Memphis I mean. The dying part is is the inevitable part of life.
>>948157333Started*Typo sorryI think that was a young elle fanning I'm really not sure SUPER 8SOOOO BAD IT WAS AMAZINGI would highly recommend for those who have nerves of steel
>>948157333Yes, ages ago. I really don't know what the big deal was, but my friend ranted about it all the time. I think possibly he's a PDF.Funny thing about that movie, when I watched it I thought it read like a Stephen King novel. But seems JJ wrote ut. Until I looked it up, I was convinced it was based on something Stephen King wrote.
>>948157251Oh, cool. Sounds like I'd like him.Sucks about the hospital shit though, sorry to hear...
>>948157516Yeah thank God I only caught the last halfIt was unbearable, but only half unbearable
>>948157916nta but he does actually grow on you.
They're replacing my heart valve and implanting a WATCHMAN for Afib
>>948157933What sucks for you is that the first half is actually the best part, before the movie goes off the rails.
>>948157933I actually started watching Deadwood. Nearly two decades too late. Now that's a great show. I actually had to find this clip on YT since I found it so hilarious.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHiGW0UePT8
>>948156560It's a shame you're still alive. Get worse soon.
>>948156560those glasses make you look like a huge fag
>>948158590And the fact that you haven't fucked over 800 women makes you seem like a HUGE COWARD to meJust sayingUnlike you, I didn't chicken out over 800 times, you sniveling scared little bitch
>>948158369Imma watch that clip after they come in and give me my Xanax and pain medsBoy oh boy I fucked up when I lost jets mom but that ship sailed a long long long long time ago
>>948158590Dear Mr, "put his foot in his mouth without realizing it".... RE: HUGE FAGSRight now I could use a good chuckle.. why don't you be completely 100% honest with me and tell me how many women you've taken to bed in your life LOL And keep in mind, if you're 25 years old and the number is lower than 700 - 750, then you might as well just lie and say 10 billion Or you could demonstrate that you have a pair of balls and just be honest with me and tell me exactly how many women you've had sex with so far ................I promise I won't laugh
>>948156613So do we.
>>948158590Ill even remove my glasses AGAIN, HOW MANY WIMEN DECIDED TO LET YOU EJACULATE INTO THEM, TOUGH GUY..................................I'm waitingDo you even have the balls to be honest?
>>948158590I'm willing to bet $1,500 cash you've done mutual masturbation with other men on discord
Is this the faggot that spazzes out on people? You type like him. If so I hope you die, if not good luck.
>>948159606LOL SO YOU OPENLY ADMIT YOU HAVENT EVEN FUCKED 100 WOMEN?!!HAHAHAHAHow old are you? Like 11?...... 10?.....In 23 minutes I get lorazepam and fentanyl in this IV port (earlier I inadvertently called it Xanax but it's actually Ativan another benzodiazepine)AND GIRLS WONT HAVE SEX WITH YOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>948159606That's SO WEIRD, dudeBecause in ugly and weird and creepyBut women LOVE fucking meI guess you've got a hunchback?A huge wart on your nose?Coprophagia?
>>948159606Apparently there's SOMETHING about you women don't like
>>948160673Isis, fuck you.
>>948159602>>948159541>>948159415>>948159118settle down, think of the ticker
>>948156560Isn't your son in town? He's near atlanta
>>948161752God damn I wish I'd never broken up with jets mothershe went through hell of her own makingStrung out on drugs BADneedles...the whole horrible hellAfter we broke upAnd I didn't care at the timeToo bad I should've caredI wish I'd never parted with herand my current wife finally realized I will always be in love with jet's mom
>>948156560Karma for bragging nonstop about how great your life supposedly is
lol
good luck on your surgery, baby bro. i'll be praying for you.
>>948162723I have never bragged about how great my life wasMy life was SHITnope... I ridiculed YOU GUYS for not even tryingThat has nothing to do with claiming my life was great or bragging about anything Sure I banged hundreds and hundreds of women And sure I hobnobbed with rock stars and multi-millionairesAnd I created a lot of opportunities for myself But I also went to prison and hobnobbed with murderers and scumbags My life was far from perfect and absolutely nothing to brag about BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS NEVER EVEN TRY YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE SITTING IN THAT CHAIR TELLING YOURSELF YOU CAN'T DO IT SO YOU NEVER EVEN TRY Don't confuse that with me bragging
>>948163027Yes you DID, you constantly make fun of us and talk about how GREAT your LIFE is... EVEn though its SHIT and you always knew IT
>>948163027Thanks johnny you are an inspiration!
>>948157065All the experience in the world will never truly prepare one for the surprises of love and relationships.
>>948162723Nobody blames a ne'er do well for being bitter about another person becoming a millionaire at age 25 Especially when that ne'er do well is YOUWe completely understand it's sourceBut hey, who knows?.....Maybe in the next 25 years you'll finally get up out of that stupid fucking chair and do something with your life
>>948163110I'm a millionaire, you spent your entire life posting on irrelevant forums for loser teenagers/30 year olds. I just got here a few days ago.
>>948163056I challenge you to show me even one example of me claiming my life was great.. (And simply saying I'm HAPPY doesn't qualify because I'm always happy... I'm happy right now)Feel free to show me even one example where I claimed I've had a great life better than yours or anybody else's....(And even though I've got oxygen right now in the hospital room, I can't hold my breath forever so hurry the fuck up, LIAR)
>>948163199Saying you're a millionaire, have lots of friends, etc. is saying your life is great even if its not explicit, thats how language works
>>948163233I never said I was a millionaire.... LOLYou must have an attention deficit disorder or something? Right? And I never said I had lots of friends Although back in the '80s I was a DJ at strip clubs and dance clubs and I have hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people who I called friends, the ubiquitous social butterfly But those weren't really friends I've got a handful of a super good close friends I've known since we were like 12 years old But that's it I limit it down to a very small number All of my best friends had four legs and a tail I HAVE PASSIONATE HATRED FOR HUMANS But I never claimed I was a millionaire at all, weirdoI was talking about my son
>>948163548Your son that doesnt give a shit about you. Youre lying alone in a hospital bed, still posting on 4chan wasting away the last moments of your life like youve been doing for the last twenty years
QRD on the headshake?
guys don't be mean to lolvis he's in a tough spot
>>948163056>>948163126>>948163233LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.......This is what happens when somebody gets their ass handed to them and they are unable to come up with a simple honest answer saying "I guess I was wrong"Incapable of admitting they made a mistake, THEY DOUBLE DOWN. .THEY TRIPLE DOWN....THEY QUADRUPLE DOWN Anything but admitting "I guess I was wrong"
>>948163647What was I wrong about?
jupiter is beautiful
be nice to johnny he is just trying to motivate the youth
>>948156560Damn how you been Johnny? Still watching your gay son? God bless hope you get better you crazy old bastard
>>948163589You seem to think I care who gives a shit about me. You Don't Know Jack fucking shit about what he likes or doesn't like You Don't Know Jack shit about him at all And quite honestly? Neither do I I don't want to know It's none of my business I'm very very proud of my son And I love him very much And he can eat my shit Just like you I'm just like everybody else The only difference is I'm not proud of you I don't love you But he can eat my shit and you can eat my shit together Maybe you should schedule it and the two of you can sit down and eat a big pile of my shit I couldn't get less of a fuck what anybody thinks about me YOU SEEM TO THINK I'M HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS HAHAHAHAHAHAHACome squat down behind me while I serve you dinner down your throat you pathetic gaming chair douchebag You've never done a God damn thing with your life YOU DON'T GET ANY PUSSYYOU DON'T GET ANYTHING EXCEPT A CHAIR JUST YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHAIR .................. Wicked cool consolation prize dudeHahahahahaYou're obviously not actively heterosexual so why not get on your knees and blow me homo? You have no proof to show any heterosexual activity in your life So drop to your knees and do what you do best little girlYOU can eat my shit MY WIFE can eat my shit MY CHILDREN can eat my shitMY MOTHER can eat my shitMY FATHER can eat my shitELVIS can eat my shiteven I can eat my shit as far as I'm concerned But your mother? I just want her to deepthroat my turd and roll her eyes in the back of her head and make gagging noises she doesn't actually have to eat it I just want to see that whore deep throat a steaming hot turd straight out of my ass Because any hole that you fell out of deserves to deepthroat my shit
get well soon Johnny, you'll always have us to talk to
Hey Johnny, your ugly sexpest son that you bullied like a fucking psychopath has lapped you multiple times over in life while you are dying destitute in a hospital bed like the junkie faggot you are. Lmao get raped you absolute loser.
>>948163626No I'm notI indeed WAS in a tough spot since September when I had the last heart attackBut now they're EXTENDING MY LIFE BY YEARSThis is the opposite of a tough spot
>>948164075How does the gutter taste?
>>948164075you said you almost died the other day and you're all hooked up with masks and tubes and your bare ass is hanging out of a gown. I like your attitude.
>>948163742She's also A TOTAL GENIUS™ and a very talented illustratorI've got several kids, and all the daughters are beautiful and brilliant
>>948164126Its called male bpd
>>948164144
>>948163949I don't watch his show..... NoNope I'm PROUD AS SHIT of himbut I don't watch that crapthat's for your generationI watch Elvis and I watch my dick get sucked while listening to rave musicBut fishtank? Nope
>>948164204they had 3 elvis impersonators on this season you would have liked it
>>948157009I can't wait until the Elvis impersonator shoots up Fishtank. Finally Neptunian kino
>>948164126I almost died yesA super SUPER bad case of pneumonia but I'm already up and walking aroundStill hospitalized preparing for heart surgery that'll add 5 to 10 years to my lifeSee?...... It's not a bad thingIt's. Good thing>>948164109How does pussy taste?....Ooops I forgot sorry.....You'd have no way of knowing HOW DOES THE SEAT OF YOUR CHAIR SMELL?
you broke up with your wife? that's too bad (or maybe it's not).hoping only good things for you, Johnny. Jet's really making a name for himself on the internet with Fishtank, remember you gotta stick around for a while to see how far he'll go.
>>948164204Yea you peak in on him. It's okay no one here watches it either. He's turning out more like you all the time now. I'll pray for you old man if you don't make it say hi to your momma and Elvis for us.
>>948164322not to be a rude dickhead but did you get the vax johnny? praying for you either way
>>948156560Good luck Neptune and God speed you retard.
>>948164236Jet had Elvis impersators on there?REALLY?There's no way he could have possibly done that without thinking about me, but it's much more likely because BAMBAM is still using drugs in the house by the way Anything he said about being clean is a lie BAM it's also friends with that piece of shit navarone son of Priscilla Presley who gave Bam a pair of Elvis's sunglasses Bam doesn't deserve them... Elvis would have hated BamWhich is exactly why navarone gave some of his grandfather's property to him Because that navarone fag hates Elvis He thought he was going to be the throne to Elvis's heir of fortune and fame Unfortunately he had no talent So he grew to hate Elvis and hate his mother and hate everybody But yeah Bam is still doing drugs in the house whether jet knows it or not Something tells me jet knows it I think they should drug test bam live on the air
>>948164443Johnny it was obviously a nod to you. Cats in the cradle and all that
>>948164322That's a photo of jet emailing Sam right before he moved out from my house and went up north TO FOLLOW HIS CREATIVE DREAMS AND CREATE OPPORTUNITIES FOR HIMSELF That's the exact opposite of YOUR CHAIRI couldn't possibly be more proud of him And I couldn't possibly care any less what he thinks about me because I don't base my feelins on reciprocity.. that's for amateurs and children
>>948164322I've got pussy before. I've never smoked Crack or sucked dick though, so I got you beat in life. Only homeless junkies get pneumonia lol.
>>948164332That's why I'm having the heart surgeryIn September I died for the 6th time in my life Think about that for a minute...I have died SIX TIMES™I decided not to have the heart operation because I decided number seven is going to be the final one But I changed my mind and I'm going to go ahead and have the heart surgery and extend my life for years If I didn't have the surgery I wouldn't make it through to the end of 2026
>>948164611Because you are a crackhead.
>>948164547I guess he really does get that woman brained personality from his dad and his go getter nature from his trick turning mother. Stop acting like some bitch he didn't call he's back home in Georgia now there's still time you stupid old fuck.
>>948164348No I really don't watch it...I don't watch animeI don't watch rap videosI don't watch lots of thingsI'm set in my waysAlways have beenEven at age 12I was SINGULARLY & COMPLETELY transfixed on Elvis I've always been weird like that
>>948164611Yeah probably a good call. 7 would make sense... die at 7 deaths but let's be honest with how much you've helped cats you're probably going to make it to 9 lives.Everytime Jet shows up on my youtube stream I think "There's Johnny's son". Sickness sucks, injury obviously also sucks as well but you've still got as much time as you've got so keep making the best of it, man. The hard advice you give the incels and shut ins lands to those with ears to hear it.
>>948164730Its called autism. Faggot get hit by a Harley Davidson and die from fent.
>>948164787(you)
Praying for you Johnny. Get better.
>>948164611My dad died a few times like that. Did you have any near death experience like the light or anything? If so what are you gonna do Johnny you gonna go into the light or do you not trust it? Share some of that wisdom
>>948164371I've only had one vaccination when I was a kid in the 60sI'm not even sure what it was, I think it was the polio vaccine or something But all of us had to line up in the gymnasium and instead of a needle they had some kind of air pressure gun that forced a liquid through your skin That left a big circle on your arm And all of us had it. Every kid in the country got it. Your parents had it I promise But I'm an anti-vaxxer I even had to warn jet when covid came up And also chicken pox or smallpox or anything like that I had to warn him and his sister When they were kids their doctor was named DOCTOR SUESS I swear to God I'm not lying (He was actually from chechnya and it was spelled SOOS) Dr SOOSAnd when I told him my distrust in certain vaccines (especially the big one where they give them a whole bunch of vaccinations all at one time) he said it was totally okay if my kids weren't vaccinated He said because vaccinations are an umbrella treatment so if 70% of the population is vaccinated the other 30% are protected And I had to remind Jet when he became an adult That I didn't have them vaccinated when they were kids I didn't want them defecating live polio into their pants for a year.. to hell with that I don't trust it enough It's not that "I think I know more than science"It's more a case of I KNOW ENOUGH to know that I have doubts And that was good enough for me So no I'm not an anti-vaxxer I'm just very distrustful when it comes to certain medical practices Especially when they deliver it like high pressure brainwashing being funneled between your eyes I'll pass
>>948164926>But I'm an anti-vaxxer>So no I'm not an anti-vaxxerYour brain is fucking pudding dude
Hi Jet saw you had the thread open. Get that house cleaned little buddy.
>>948164926I'm glad you didn't get the covid shot who knows how many more times you would have died by now
Jet give a double finger guns to the camera if youre reading this
>>948165150LOL
>>948160881EAT POOP MY CHILD
>>948164879Okay I just got hit up with fentanyl and lorazepam...so while I'm still coherentSIX TIMES I took the journeyand obviously was defibrillated six times as wellAnd I can't speak for anybody else But I can tell you a completely accurate vivid description of the journey I took and it was always the same journey all six times "The light at the end of the tunnel" is a misnomer That's the last vestiges of oxygen molecules being depleted from your blood supply in your brain It actually becomes a strobe light at the end Click clack click and then it's gone Dying is easy..... It's so natural it's so easy BUT IT'S NOTHING LIKE SLEEP As humans we have a tendency to assume it must be like a really deep sleep Like some kind of "lofty magical super deep version of sleep"It's NOT.....NOT AT ALL.....Sleep is something One must exist to experience sleep But there is no existence THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU RETURN TO THE SAME PLACE YOU LANGUISHED FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN And you go back home It's really simple and it's not traumatic It's really quite freeing It's not scary But there's no tunnel of light There is no Jesus welcoming you Those are all lies If somebody tells you they saw Jesus welcoming them or talking to them THAT MEANS THEY WERE STILL ALIVE TO IMAGINE THOSE THINGS Understand what I'm saying? They couldn't have memories if they were dead because YOU HAVE TO BE ALIVE TO EXPERIENCE EVEN THOSE TYPE OF BULLSHIT VISUALIZATIONS That means they still weren't dead yet There's nothing....There's absolutely nothing >>948164508I think it would be hilarious for jet to do a surprise drug test on BAM just for the fuck of it and find out if he's mixing opiates with his methamphetamine Plus, even Bam gets crappy LEVOMETHAMPHETAMINE and not the quality DEXTROMETHAMPHETAMINE Because he's a bumI guarantee a drug test would go off like a Las Vegas slot machine if bam pissed into a cup He should test & fire him
>>948164204Johnny we need you on fishtank s6get well soon brother
post more Joopy
>>948156560Don't give a shit boomer you fucked up by sucking the log fag's cock.
>>948156560Who is Neptune? I know Claviclular had an overdose and Johnny Somali went to prison but those are about the only internet people I really know much about.
>>948166069IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:LOGFAG IS THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS ENTIRE WEBSITEAnd if you don't realize it, it's because you can't let go of your little ego.. if you were big enough to expand your mind and pay attention and realize true star appeal and "what keeps people coming back"IT SURE AS FUCK ISN'T YOU THE LOG FAG LOGFAG SAVED 4CHANAnd when your testicles finally descend you'll realize I'm 100% correct. You should be thanking him everyday for making this place a much better experience for everyoneI'm not affiliated with him at all I ALWAYS WORK ALONE But I'm a huge fan of his work And if you'd let go of your ego You would also become a fan
>>948166266nta, at least he's not spamming porn on /b/, I'll give him that
>>948166389.........E G G..............Z A C K...................L E EPlus totally original and dedicated as hell You're going to have a hard time finding somebody as dedicated as him to his trade That's art It's performance art It's an old style of performance art known as DADAismAnd he is definitely fucking dedicated I applaud him because every one of his threads is not a LOOK AT A NIGGER DICK threadAlso: he's smart as shitYou have to wait to catch the glimpses between his performances to understand he's truly brilliant
If you truly cared about 4chanYou wouldn't waste negative energy on Logfag YOUD FOCUS YOUR REVENGE ON THE NIGGERDUCK FAGGOTSTHEYRE RUINING YOUR BOARDnot logfagHe's part of the cure@
>>948166266Didn't readlog fag is garbage and so are you boomerGo fuck yourself
JET:Make Bam verbally agree on camera that he will give you the Elvis Presley sunglasses if he tests positive for drugs And pull out the piss cup right there on the spot And send it off to a laboratory and pay $27 for gas chroma Mass spectrometry resultsNot a litmus paper test Pay $27 for the real thing AND GIVE ME HIS GOD DAMN ELVIS GLASSES Because he's doing dope in the houseAnd you could lose everything from his sloppy decisions..
>>948166389No you're the fucking log fag and you steal pictures off of other people's website and try to pass yourself off as themYou did that with the Nazi retard tooNobody praises youNobody fucking gives you testimonials we all want you fucking gone
>>948167090GO CARESS YOUR CHAIR SOME MORE THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT'S MADE PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH YOU SINCE YOU WERE BORN YOU AND YOUR LONELY FUCKING CHAIR
>>948167175Seriously, what is it about pathetic boomers like you thinking you're in a position to lecture anybody? Go fuck yourself
>>948167140LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: Pay very close attention to this post This is what happens when a man has absolutely nothing in his life He has to fabricate idiotic elaborate yet insignificant conspiratorial scenarios in his mind to make it appear as if he's smarter than other people and there's something exciting happening beneath the surface of his otherwise worthless existence DO NOT BECOME THIS MANhttps://youtu.be/jvnhTrY32B0
>>948156560Stupid meth-addled schizo is spending his last moments on Earth arguing on 4chan. Good riddance. Now die please.
>>948167113This would save the show
>>948167140shit, I'm the logfag, I have a second life I wasn't even aware ofif you want my opinion, logfag is prolls some bot or mod or whatever, but the sheer amount of content coming from it is pretty insane, fishy truly, like some kind of psyops, paid oneat the end of the day, I don't give a shit, I want infinite porn spam to be reduced to 1/12th and people starting to post actually lulzy shit and random or whatever you fuckers are deep asleep
>>948167297Since you don't get any pussy you might as well get on your knees and show me what you're good at, sassy pants
>>948167305Holy fuck it shit the boomering out when somebody stands up to your fucking massive egoHoly fucking shit this is cringe
>>948167346You're a fucking spamming loser who should've been made an example of years agoHoly motherfucking shit fuck you
>>948167365You don't get any pussy you fat Larping compulsive spamming retardThat's a good one
>>948167477k, I'll leave you with a wise quote>they need to hold their horses, there's bigger fish to fry
>>948167556You boomers have a kaleidoscope of the most cringe worthy stupid fucking sayings shit you know that right
>>948156560Lookin' kinda rough lolvis. I don't know what is worse - pneumonia or being a namefag.
Wow he really did shut up. Maybe he took a big hit off that Frank booth tank or whatever the fuck that thing was
>>948167331I haven't touched meth in 9 years and 11 monthsYOU GRANDILOQUENT BLOVIATING IDIOT
>>948167492Dude I was the king of this before you were even bornYou're simply so myopic you don't realize itAnd now? Officially? LOGFAG IS THE KING™
>>948167492when I was 25 my headboard had SO MANY notches, it turned into a pile of sawdust............................loner
Okay the fentanyl and lorazepam are feeling rather niceAlso hydroxyzine includedLights out , kidsAdios
>>948168286Remember not to go into the light.
>>948156560Hope you make it through this and come out stronger than ever LOLvis, this place would be a lot emptier without you