American hero
>>948200424Tuesday......TWO HEART SURGERIES IN ONE DAYaortic valve replacementAND implanting a WATCHMANall on tuesday
>>948202124Hope you die.
I'm upstairs in my own room nowThey're still battling the double pneumoniaAnd getting my magnesium levels rightAnd feeding me really good foodThis hospital has a great restaurant associated with itAnd that's who makes our foodI'm vegetarian, so I get to pick and choose the good stuffRight now I'm on Xanax again and fentanyl while I get a magnesium dripHigh as a kite
>>948202172I'll outlive you by yearsI've already been dead SIX TimesYou couldn't handle ONE of themAlso: since I've died six times, I have an inherent knowledge of the journey into death, while all you have is sci-fi films and stupid memes and idiotic notions You have no real experience BUT AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT THAT STUPID LONELY CHAIR ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
>>948202228You're gonna die.
>>948202172I hope you spend the rest of your life in your stupid stinky lonely little gaming chair, downloading cheat codes and patting yourself on the back, convincing yourself of your superiority HAHAHAHAGO PLAY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME LITTLE BOY
>>948202289That's a lot of pathetic handwaving by a tired old schizo blowhard who's gonna die in 3 days.
Hey, Johnny, do you keep in touch with Jupiter?She is very cute and looks like her mom
yo what's good
Johnny what do you think of Bingo and Bongo? They're psychic twins who got second place in your son's online reality show. He made them shave their heads then get choked out by a 36 year old man.
>>948202300Nope I've got two of the very best heart surgeons working on my simultaneouslyAnd if anything goes wrong, an entire OR staff to defibrillate me like they've done six times alreadyNope....I'm going to outlive you, little boy.. you don't have what it takes to make it out there in the real world If your mother changed if the Wi-Fi password, you wouldn't know what to do with yourself
>>948202402Are you kidding me? Your body's too weak to make it. You know that. That's why you're in the fucking ER strapped to a bunch of different machines. Keeping you alive.We'll have a little party here when you go but mostly you will be forgotten.
>>948202372She looks just like her grandmother, not her mother My mother was a model in New York when she was young and she appeared on TV shows and stuff...She looks just like her grandmother when her grandmother was younger
>>948202379Calling them psychic twins is a stretch Most twins have an inherent connection that other people don't understand But it's not true clairvoyance Therefore I think they deserved to get choked out
>>948202506I haven't seen a pic of your mother but she has strong Angie features tbhJet does too
>>948202493I'm strong enough to crush your larynxBut are you tough enough to perform a tracheotomy on yourself to survive the wait for the ambulance to arrive?
>>948202124>>948202228>>948202289>>948202339>>948202402>>948202506>>948202530Patriot
The taxpayer is paying for Johnny to keep on living
>>948202563This guy >>948200424can barely sit up by himself without a nurse's help. He's not crushing anything except a huge shit in his diaper.Also - you're gonna die. Just sayin.Take care.
>>948202587Samefagiot
The fentanyl and alprazolam are kicking in nicely I'm gonna take a napBye
>>948202848Nice cock, Johnnysleep well
dubs and johnny lives for 20 more years
Won't this old cocksucker die already
>>948202639And your mommy is the one paying so you can waste your life staring at your lonely masturbation boxGoodnight I'm high as a fucking kite now
>>948202530do you think Jet fucked them in a threesome afterwards? Apple doesn't fall far from the tree?
Johnny, my dream is to date Jupiter so I can tell my grandkids "your dad was Johnny Neptune"
>>948202124Isis, fuck you.
Stay strong, Johnny. This world ain't done with you yet
>>948202289ODing is not the path to wisdom lolfag.
>>948200424yo christopher walken, you are not elvis, i am elvis
