>>948250723
The Spartans of ancient Greece have just been spotted in Muslim paradise training the women there in hand to hand combat.

>>948253695
Muslim martyrdom may not be such a good idea

My secret is that I just got banned from a shitty mobile app that I use to get off. I got banned for “false profile details,” because the app is 18+ and I pretend to be a minor there. I pretend to be a minor because I like talking to adults as a “teen.” When I was 14-17 I met up with actual pedos and I fucking loved it, and honestly when I send pics of myself, they still think I’m 14-17 so at least I could pretend there, but as of today, I cannot do that either.

Posted in the weird one

>>948253695
Spartans are dirty, brown, smelly, street-shitting, towelhead poojeet pakis?

>>948250723
I was pretty young, would often hang out after school at this older guys (late 20s) place. Parents knew him, so figured it ewas okay. He taught me a lot of things

>>948254829
Such as? How young were you?

>>948254593
M/f? What app?

>>948254829
>>948255052
10ish

>>948255174
What’d you do with him

>>948255174
>>948255213
handjobs, blowjobs, anal

>>948255240
Both ways or what?

>>948255240
>▶>>948255174
>>>948254829 (You)
>>948255248
mostly him fucking me

>>948254829
>>948255174
>>948255240
shittiest storytelling ever my guy, if you’re gonna larp at least commit

>>948255318
0/10 LARP bro

>>948255392
>>948255338
>>948255318

lol why

About 2 weeks ago. I was working night shift as a cabbie. Gets to about 2am, this girl comes up, looking around all nervous, clearly been crying. Stunning thing. Must've been attending the uni? I think around 20. She begs me to drive her somewhere, says she's lost her phone and bag.

I tell her no, she pleads again. Basically says "look I'll do anything". I joke that she could suck my dick for it, she gets this sad look in her eyes and just nods. I can't fucking believe it. I tell her to get in, she's still looking around out of every window. I drive her about half the way, find a quiet spot. Come round to the side. She looks up at me and her shoulders just sink.

I whack my dick out. She gets to work with utter resignation on her face. I get a bit excited and start thrusting, being a bit rough. And she just takes it with sad eyes. I tell her to swallow or the deals off. She does. She cleans me off and I drive her home the rest of the way.

We didn't talk after. Nothing to say really. I dropped her home and then went home to my wife.

Every time we've had sex, every time I wank, I picture her sad eyes and gorgeous body. I can't get her out of my fucking head. I'm twice her age, I couldn't have got a girl that fine when I was a young man. I love my wife but in comparison it's... wow. I don't even know what to do with it.

>>948255590
10/10 absolute monster

I can't say I feel good about it. Doesn't mean I can stop thinking about it. But yeah. That's the grand secret that's been dwelling for the past couple of weeks.

Honestly feels a bit nice to get it off my chest

>>948255134
F. I used whisper until it was shut down and then hush. Super degenerate. I’d been using them since I was actually underage and was never kicked off when I was.

>>948257185
I'm pretty good at whispering myself, I'm barely audible to most people

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>>948257524
Was she a virgin?

My sister and I lost our virginity to each other after her best friend dared us. She had just lost hers to her boyfriend and wanted my sister to experience it too. That started me and my sister for a few years

I sell my wife’s used underwear on Reddit. She knows, but doesn’t want me selling ones that smell like her, so I wear them or carry them around in my ass crack for a day or two instead. I get compliments from buyer about my feminine aroma all the time.

Fuckin faggots.

My mom usually leeps on the couch so one summer night I came home late and she was "sleeping" (or at least I thought she was) with her legs open. Got super hard, tried to ignore it and walk to my room. But as I was walking I noticed she was not wearing panties, covering her pussy with only her hand. I was rock hard, the tv was on and there was a show with some hot milfs so I'm like fuck it I need to jack off right now. I got my dick out and started jacking off in front of her while looking at her pussy and the milfs on the tv. She made some sounds and I thought she was waking up, tried to cover myself but I realized the sounds were moans. She was biting her fucking lip and breathing heavy like she's getting fucked. I went closer and she started breathing heavier. I was going crazy so I said fuck it. I sniffed and licked her sole while jacking off, she kept breathing heavy and biting her lip. I started caressing her thigh while masturbating above her, she was literally going crazy with her panting but still pretending to be asleep. My hand started going down until I reached her pussy and I'm like oh shit this is happening but then she pretended to wake up in the fakest way possible. I covered my dick, she got up (clearly pretending to be half asleep) and she said "*yawnn* what time is it? Oh I gotta go to bed, goodnight dear" and hugged me. My throbbing cock was throbbing pressed on her stomach and it was insanely obvious that she could feel it but she didn't say anything. She went to bed and we never spoke of it. Am I crazy or could I actually pull off anything here? I don't want to fuck things up. Other than me being horny as fuck we have a normal mother-son relationship and I don't want my family freaking out. It shouldn't be that complicated, it's just sex and if I don't cum inside it should be fine, right? Losing my fucking mind here but it was hot as fuck, it's been months and I still goon to the memory.

>>948258420
Why did you stop? Would you do it again? Did the friend ever find out you kept going?

>>948259593
When I went to college we agreed it was a good time to stop. No we're done but still close and yeah she knew all about it

>>948259639
>she knew all about it
Bet she schlicked to that memory for years

>>948259840
From what my sister says, she did

>>948254593
Pics or it didnt happen

>>948255983
Cuck

Got an asian girl I was crushing on to work at my job solely so I could put a cam in the work bathroom and catch her changing. Biggest tits I’ve ever seen and she was an innocent virgin. Afaik I was the first man to ever see her unshaven pussy and she’ll never know

I'm the one who's been posting Gypsy

>>948257185
This app worth it? I need to get off.

>Texas 2016-17, be me 17
>be me, 5'7, junior, working out for 3 years, handsome and popular with the ladies
>have a friend named Z
>Z is 5'10-11, brown hair, white girl, bottom heavy country girl, not fat or muscle but farm built
>Z was a "lesbian" with a gf and definitely tomboyish
>She used to post snapchat and Instagram stories of her hunting kinda tomboy
>graduate from smarty pants program
>the school hosts a small photoshoot
>Show up with my parents
>Z is there but no parents
>For the first time ever she actually looks like a woman
>wearing pic rel, but a deeper blue with a thicker but skintight fabric
>PAWG ass kind of turning me on
>Z's ass is big enough to have a shelf to it
>(went to party with her and she did the red cup flip challenge from vine or whatever on her ass)
>brown hair let down with curls and a little bit of shine to it
>2 other girls who always flirted with me were there
>they are giggling with Z
>for context I had them all for class
>they would take turns/ have competitions flirting with me
>Picture time comes and Z smiles and hugs me upon seeing I'm right behind her
>can barely see above her shoulder
>idk how photographer misses it but I stay behind her
>basically tip toe to try and see over Z's shoulder
>photographer tells everyone to pack in closer
>Z backs up her ass into my crotch while I'm trying to stand tall and kind of knocks me over
>diamonds

>>948263345
>Z apologizes but try's again cause photographer still doesn't have shot
>backs up a little more
>little more
>and then some more
>every time she scoots she essentially stomps her feet by like centimeters to try and squeeze in and back
>since shes taller than me and by cock is sticking straight up
>its in the perfect position for my cock head to be right at the upper middle part of her ass
>When she stomps her heels and back up my cock is getting wiggled right in the middle of her ass
>My Cock head gets positioned right at the top and feels every PAWG jiggle
>at the same time she's backing up into me and putting pressure on it
>which for reference is at full 7 inch mast in dress pants so I'm kind of hoping she stays blocking it so it doesn't get noticed atp
>not a lot of room so she really has to push back into me
>it gets so blatant that one of my classmates notices and she gives me a sly smile
>I smile back because I'm trying so damn hard to keep it together
>Z is pressing into me, I'm pressing back
>no way she doesn't feel it, we hold for the picture
>out of the corner of my eye I see my mom whispering something to my dad
>realize she noticed too, embarrassed, my cock goes soft enough to release the bulge
>I walk away from the picture and back to my parents like nothing happened
>think I fooled them until they ask about the girl in front of me
>red faced try to explain she's just a friend
>Mom goes "Oh!" in a not convinced voice
>I leave to talk to Z and the other girls
>shoot the shit and when they leave
>Z looks at me with her face flushing red and says
>"have a lot of fun up there?"
>She starts giggling in a cute and embarrassed kinda way
>I break out laughing and embarrassed too, "why'd you do that you know my mom saw right?"
>turns into wholesome memory of gay friend feeling comfortable enough to flirt with me

my mom and younger brother are fucking and they have no idea that i know. I don't live at home, have no real plans to do anything with this info but it kills me that i have no one to tell it to.

>>948260677
It's to be expected, she must've had some sort of incest fetish to even suggest it to your sister.
She schlicked hard to you guys.

>>948265431
You mention it pretty often here.

>>948258420
Ages?

I was a bi sub male sex slave to a couple and their female friend when I was in college. They made me do tons of humiliating and degrading stuff. Their female friend was actually in the same college as me and used to peg me during their sessions so I was always worried we'd have a class together or something. Was really hot but I know there are some really bad images of me out there now somewhere

>>948250723
gf told me she had her first sexual experience when she and a classmate let the son of a family friend experiment with them at a sleepover. Can't stop jerking off over the thought of it.

>>948263345
>>948263373
Lost me at farm built

>>948265538
16 and 15

>>948265779
who is older?

>>948159215
>I was folding laundry when my daughter came in from a run, stripped naked, sat in front of me and chatted for a bit, then took one of my t-shirts and has been wearing only that all day.
>Nothing's going to happen, glad she feels safe and comfortable around me, but damn it is hard sometimes.
This guy from last thread still around?

>>948266185
me

My 20 year old wife babysits her cousins sometimes, starting last year the oldest boy (12) started showing a lot of interest in her sexually and has since showed her his hard dick twice while his younger siblings arent there to see, once while they were on the couch where she laughed and told him to put it away and was kind of freaked out, and another time recently while they were swimming, this time very close to her face. She asked him what he was doing and he said he thinks she is hot and wants her to kiss it. This time she said she found it hot and thought about doing it. Said his dick is actually pretty, good size and curved, but she smiled and told him 'not now put it away'.
We have talked about stuff in private regarding what she should do if he shows her again that I shouldn't say here but she's going to babysit again soon. She also told me other details about him that im not sure I should say

My friend sent me a cum tribute he did of my mom. I jerked off to it and sent him a video of me cumming to it

>>948266990
>I shouldn't say here
Say here.

>>948267025
How many tribute layers deep are you now?

>>948267066
Not that deep just him and i

>>948267054
Just want to say that the kid obviously watches a lot of corn. I remember wanting to bang my older female cousins at that age but mine were more religious and closer to my age, whereas my wife wears a bikini around him swimming and shorts or leggings in the house when she's watching them. I can only imagine how bad he wants to fuck her. He has grabbed her butt multiple times and touched her legs, boobs, etc, and she just thought this was all curious kid stuff until he started taking his dick out.
We've talked about her kissing it next time he shows it to her which he's almost certain to do as she hasnt firmly shut him down yet. and I can only imagine what that would lead to. I'll admit Ive thought about her sucking it, him cumming in her mouth, and her letting him fuck her. I kind of doubt they'd get to actually have sex because the other siblings are there

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>>948267436
>>948266990

>>948267663
Still not sure if she will, we are torn about it and find it hot. I think back to when I was 12 going on 13, if my older cousin kissed my dick or gave me a blowjob would it have messed me up? Maybe, I'm sure I would have loved it, but idk. We don't want it to get out to anyone either. But he is really persistent. Who's to say what happens if he puts his dick in her face again and it happens to touch her lips. I know im not thinking about it straight and its wrong, but it is crazy how hot I find the whole situation.

>>948266990
>20 year old pedo wife
yeah ok buddy, your larp is pathetic. Kill yourself

>>948268094
Kid's gonna be fucked up anyway, that kind of behavior has future registered sex offender written all over it. I know I would've liked it at that age if I was in the right situation for it. But could you trust him not to tell his friends? It's hot, I agree, but risky. Would be more concerned about risk of it getting out than the morality of it.

>>948268187
Some idiots rush to get married. When I was 20 I had a friend my same age married with 3 kids and another on the way. He drove a car worth less than my vape.

>>948268232
I agree about the behavior being unhinged and concerning. He would almost certainly be telling his friends, but would probably sound like too good to be true BS as >>948268187 has observed. What I would be really scared of is him telling someone in the family for some reason, however unlikely that is.

Not that 'pedo wife' is 'too good to be true' but you know what I mean. And the two of us are alsp unhinged for entertaining the idea of her accepting his advances

>>948268641
More likely that it would circle back somehow to your family, as opposed to him telling them directly. That aside, it does sound hot as fuck. I'd be considering it myself.

>>948268847
You are right, makes me pretty nervous. Maybe I'll be back in one of these threads on Friday with some developments if we don't completely shut it down or something unexpected happens

>>948265581
just have to take it

>>948269391
Word. Curious to see where it goes.

>>948265644
What did they do?

>>948263345
>no picrel
Awh hell nah

First orgasm was the most embarrassing thing ever. Got so spooked I ran into the bathroom to check for damage, and dad had just got out of the shower and was drying himself off. I was standing buttnaked in front of him covering my crotch and cumming my brains out, and he got mad at me and told me what the hell I was doing. Fortunately he just thought I needed to go to the toilet really bad.

>>948269607
They played truth or dare. He made out with them and fingered them both. Then they played with his dick and kissed it until he came.

>>948269761
Fucking what? M/f? Age?

>>948269806
Nice. How old?

>>948269934
They were 12, he was 16

>>948270020
My first gf in middle school told me about her experience with her friends older brother when she was sleeping over, 12 years old too and I think he was 17, except he came in the room at night and just put his dick on her face in bed until she kissed it and let it in her mouth, then he fingered her while she sucked his dick. He came in her mouth and they made out for a long time. She ended up sucking him again and made him cum twice before he left.

>>948269921
F. I believe early teens. Well before my first period either way.

Lost my virginity to my uncles dog when I was 17. I'm male and so was the dog

>>948270444
How'd you reach orgasm while being surprised by it?

>>948270649
NTA, I'm a guy and was surprised by my first orgasm when I was 12. I was washing my penis in the shower and it got hard, washing it felt so good so I kept going and I shot cum everywhere. Didnt know what the hell just happened.

>>948270746
How anyone makes it to 12 before having an orgasm is baffling to me. I've been on a strict 2x a day since I was too young to remember, my guess is 5. Ofc there was no actual cum for many years, but I still humped stuffed animals to orgasm twice a day, every day.

>>948270879
I'm older and grew up sheltered. Never provided enough stimulation down there until I got a boner I guess.

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>>948262540
Not gonna expose my nudes as adult catfish ones but here’s what my app looks like now
>>948263233
Depends what you like to get off to. Idk what it’s like for guys but basically, I posted whatever I wanted to talk about and people would message me about it. I’d get like 20 messages a post, and out of those, 10 would be illiterate and 5 would be trying to get me to make fun of their tiny dick or something, so I’d talk to 5 that might be worth talking to for an hour and every once in a while, one that I might stay in contact with for a while.

>>948270966
I had no exposure to porn or anything until I was maybe 10. Didn't even know what sex was. I actually have no idea how I started masturbating, I must have just been rubbing up against something and kept going.

>>948270879
Would you say being sexually active has triggered some hormones and you have a bigger dick now? (I have always wondered about this)

I love fucking my fuck buddies/hookups bareback and cumming inside of them as much as possible. I'm aware of the obvious pregnancy and STD risks but wearing condoms really sucks.

>>948271190
I have no way of knowing for sure obviously, but I'd say probably. If nothing else, I'm guessing it's why I was on the larger side "for my age" when younger.

someone mentioned asstr as a source for greentexts on the previous thread, so I just wanted to let them know that the site went back up a few months ago, and there are numerous archives online (around 21GBs I think) since 2017. It might get an updated version if anyone caught it before it went down again.

>>948270649
I didn't really know what an orgasm was, just that it supposedly felt really good. One evening I went a bit too rough on the little funbutton and it felt like a bomb went off between my legs. I genuinely thought I had torn something. I was in such a panic that the endorphin rush didn't even register.

>>948270879
I think it's a lot easier for guys. Dicks are quite obvious and out there. For girls, everything is vague. For the longest time I actually thought I didn't have a clit. Nonetheless it still felt very nice to play with yourself. Though if you can't get off or don't know how to, you just end up with a needy furnace between your legs and you get very frustrated. I remember many a sleepless nights trying to satisfy myself, failing, trying to go to sleepfrustrated, failing, and then kicking off my panties again so I could spread my legs and get back to playing with the slit. I used to be a very grumpy kid.

>>948271972
Can't imagine how you played that off with your dad, mid-first-orgasm. But yeah even most of my [male] friends were sexually oblivious until their teens, despite the dicks.

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>>948250723
i'm a fag

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south london fag

>>948265431
Ages?

I've ended up buying a property next to my friend and his partner.
Within 12 months i had his wife as my FWB.
I could tell she was craving attention and a good fuck. Felt like i was talking to a 16 year old.

>>948272423
I didn't play off anything. I was just stunned since I had about as much an idea of what was going on as my dad. He went to dry himself off in the bedroom instead and I sat in the bathroom, pulling away my hands expecting to see a bloody mess, but ofcourse it was fine. A few days later I decided to try and do it again, because ofcourse I realized -that- was an orgasm, and once I knew what to expect I was prepared for it. It was still super intense and painful-but-in-a-good-way followed by a rush of relief and calm. I remember that the way I thought orgasms felt like back then was as if I was pulling on a rubber band aimed at my clit, and knowing I was eventually going to have to let it snap and it was going to be painful, and the more I pulled back, the harder it was going to snap, but masturbating put me in a trance where all I could do was keep pulling and pulling and pulling back the band tighter and tighter while mentally preparing for the inevitable snap and the thunderbolt of whitehot pain/pleasure of the orgasm.

I have a friends couple from the other town and we do threesomes FMM for a few years, at least twice a year. Last time winter - two days of fucking. Turns, spit roast, DP, VDP, you name it. My wife doesnt know. They both are into it and just invite me to drink, talk, share stories about life and casually fuck all the time, just during talking. Last time I went to their home after party and got goodbye blowjob from wife while talking with husband about some gaming shit. Earlier at the rent flat she squirted all over the floor and chair while I was fingering her while talking about living in '90. Got plenty of photos on encrypted hard drive, but will not share it, sorry.

>>948271972
some femanon a couple months back said she had to masturbate a lot when she was younger, she'd break stuff just so she could get spanked and her parent trigger an orgasm, she talked about wearing tight jeans

>>948274976
>I remember that the way I thought orgasms felt like back then was as if I was pulling on a rubber band aimed at my clit, and knowing I was eventually going to have to let it snap and it was going to be painful, and the more I pulled back, the harder it was going to snap, but masturbating put me in a trance where all I could do was keep pulling and pulling and pulling back the band tighter and tighter while mentally preparing for the inevitable snap and the thunderbolt of whitehot pain/pleasure of the orgasm.
Fascinating that you saw it as painful. Is that still how you perceive it? To me as a guy, at least before I could cum, it felt like a really intense tickle that came to an unbearable peak where I'd have to stop.

>>948275623
Imagine cumming during an actual spanking, she must be chasing that high for life.

I cheated on my wife with a woman in her late 60s, when I was 28. I met her walking our dog and we clicked and talked for ages. I caught her vibe and made a few flirty jokes and she handled them perfectly. Her husband had died almost 15 years ago and it's just been her and the dog. It had been over an hour and we were sat on a bench, when she mentioned being menopausal and how horny it had made her. She mentioned that she masturbated daily and now I was getting a semi and thinking about fucking her, when she said that she's finding it difficult to find someone to help her. That was an offer and now I wasn't just thinking about fucking this gilf, I was considering it. We held eye contact and I froze until I told her I got married last year. Our dogs were running around in the field, and she said she wouldn't tell her. I hadn't replied when she added that she lived a few minutes away. I said ok and she led me there and the dogs stayed in the living room. She suddenly got quiet and told me it'd been over 10 years since she'd had sex, but I was already undressing her, and got her comfortable and ate her pussy until she had a loud orgasm, and then ignored her protests to stop and made her go again. I have a crazy older woman and granny thing, but she had a really tight body for her age and the thought of a condom never crossed our minds. After she was done, she pulled me up and I went inside. She reacted perfectly to every inch and every movement, but she loved it and I finished inside her 3 times. This turned into long dog walks every day where I'd walk to her house and we'd make each other cum for an hour or two. She was horny and let me do whatever I wanted, but we often just made out in missionary. My favourite memory of her was having a staring contest while I was inside her, and trying not to cum. I blinked but she didn't care because I was cumming and just told me she won and wrapped her legs around me.

Found an old college classmate posted on here. She's a doctor now, made it even hotter

>>948276694
Post her nudes then

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>>948276764
Nah, think someone else recognized too, don't want to risk it

>>948250723
We bought a house a couple years ago shortly after getting married and my wife paid for some of the renovations with sex and/or oral

Married to the love of my life but going behind her back because my high school crush is now a dominatrix goth girl and I can’t help but email her anonymously, jerk off and goon to her socials, and follow her fucked up kinks on local BDSM forums.

The obsession is getting bad

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I committed the White Castle murders back in '87.

>>948277580
That isn't even a thing

>>948277547
What's your end game?

>>948262648
My man!

>>948277580
I ate 11 sliders from White Chapel in 1993

>>948250723
I like to hang out at a park in my town and suck penis

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>>948277675

I don’t have one. It’s not something I’ve wanted. I just sort of fell upon her profile a few years ago and it’s just slowly been festering. It feels like she’s a gateway to this person I used to be.

>>948277665

Whoops didn’t reply properly

I don’t have one. It’s not something I’ve wanted. I just sort of fell upon her profile a few years ago and it’s just slowly been festering. It feels like she’s a gateway to this person I used to be.

>>948277945
You going to pursue her? Is your marriage dead?

I had a crush on Alanis Morissette at some point in my life.

>>948277818
4 minutes response time

>>948278532
Did she go down on you in a theater?

>>948277806
Nice

Over the last few years I have turned my wife into an anal loving slut.
She loves doing atm.
If you see her in public there is a 95% chance there is a buttplug vibrating like crazy inside her asshole.

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>>948278685

i think i've already told this but.

I raped my ex-wife.

we were on a party of a coworker of her, and we drank a lot of alcohol. I was a bit pissed off because her coworkers never talked to me for more than 2 seconds. when we arrived home we started making out as usual when we were both drunk, she was more drunk as me but not "i cant move drunk" so we started making out, a bit of fucking in missionary, but since i was a bit mad i moved her, put her body against the bed and her feet on the floor, forcing a "doggy" position on her. Then i started fucking her ass without mercy, at first i tought she was moaning but she was crying, i did not stop even she asked me for, i stopped when i came, inside her ass and told her to clean.
She was traumatized and we never had a regular sex life again, ended up divorcing.

>>948278532
Now how do you make it ironic?

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>>948269692
realized i forgot it

I would find life more enjoyable if there were no more niggers, Indians, kikes, or gooks.

>>948279914
add gypsies

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>>948279418
FARM BUILT™

I use to talk to random people online and send photos but this particular time they tried to like blackmail me i felt my soul drop to my ass especially since I was like 12 or younger but they never did.

>>948278532
So did Uncle Joey from Full House, but I bet she didn't make a song about you.

>>948280344
Full story? And m/f?

>>948250723
I met a guy who his friends called him "Corpse Fly".
we were all having a few drinks, I got curious why they were calling him that and asked him.
Turns out, he used to be a junkie, he didn't say what he was addicted to, but I imagine it was heroin.
>He said he went to visit his girl and when he walked into her room, she was passed out, needle in arm, in just her underwear. He poked her and she moaned, so he took that as an invitation to fuck.
>He said, she felt a little weird, like cool to the touch but not cold, but it was warmish outside. >He gets to fucking her and she started farting. It smelled so bad that eventually it made him stop fucking her.
>It was then, he said, and only then, that he noticed his girl was dead.
It turned out, she had been dead for about 3 days.
I asked him how the fuck did you not notice before that?
>"Man, I was a junkie. You have no idea how far into it / out of it you get"
Well, you can imagine the look of disgust and sheer bewilderment on my face from being told his little story while half buzzed from drinking. "Why the fuck would you tell anyone you did this?"
>It has been a long time. I'm not a junkie anymore and it helps me get over it.
So, I called him Corpse Fly for the rest of the times I ever saw him.

>>948281004
that's a delightful story
one time I fell asleep jerking off

>>948281004
That is so disgusting lmfao

>Wanna browse gelbooru
>Pop up from Italian government says site is banned because it contains cp
>go on site through von initially thinking the warning was sham
>Apparently loli has been classified as the same as cp around 2023
>just for clicking on the site through a vpn i risk getting arrested for the next 6 years
Probably gonna kill myself either way ngl

I have shared pics of my wife with her brother for the last 3 years

>>948279948
Some Gypsies are OK

>>948281255
they are thieving smelly cat eaters

Girlfriend asked me to flex for her mom during her step dad’s bday dinner because I have some decently large arms due to a pretty physical job. She seemed to get somewhat annoyed when I told her no and her mom was really silent during it all. My confession is I would fuck her mom in a heartbeat if offered since she’s a 45 y/o Latina milf and I somewhat suspect she wants to show me off to her mom.

There’s more to it like certain signs I’ve gotten from the mom as well as some drunk flirting

>>948280565
F I went on this app just to text and meet new people. I met this guy and he asked me for pictures so I sent him some then when he asked for more I said no then he said if I didn’t send anymore he will leak the photos I gave him. I think he was like 20 or older and I was like 12 or younger i told him to fuck off and that if he leaks it he’s going to be the one in the wrong since I’m underage. I blocked him immediately after and was paranoid for a couple days lmao

>>948281595
He was 100% bluffing. Strong move as a 12yo to call his bluff though.

>>948279268
Do you regret it or feel guilty?

>>948281743
Lol yeah glad I was able to notice

>>948281751
i regret it, yeah, because that fuck ruined my sex life and long term relationship.

>>948281985
Why'd you do it? Did you even enjoy it?

>>948282180
I enjoyed that brief moment yes, having her crying while i fucked her ass hard, seeing her defenseless. I remember it and got hard, but it ruined my sex life and marrige, at least she did not denounce me.

I emailed a girl I know anonymously asking to make an onlyfans and she did. I'm her only fan/supporter.
Anyone got ideas on how to get her to send stuff for free or longer kinkier stuff?

>>948282629
date?

>>948282667
What do you mean?
Its been a week so far

>>948282667
Lol, I have a gf

>>948282629
>asking to make an onlyfans
>I'm her only fan
lol
how do you know her? post pic

bump

Love using my friends used bras to jerk off

I got an oral fixation and it gives me the superpower of cumming hands free by sucking a dildo.

I stole one or two Yu-Gi-Oh cards when I was in school (they were bootlegs it's fine)

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>>948277580
nice one

>>948287651
You post this in every secrets thread bro. I’m in the beginning stages of considering questioning your authenticity.

>>948287651
hope you get V& so you'll stop posting this, subhuman nonce

>>948250723
Mossad thread

>>948288183
Wat

I've fucked about 30 different hookers in the past 12 years or so. About 10 of those were bareback fucks and I came inside at least half of those girls.

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catfished a friend into sending me this

>>948289502
Not bad. Did you score any nudes?

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>>948289567
sadly no, that was the most she showed. she's pretty shy and conscious about her tiny tits I guess. here's a normal pic of her

>>948289602
That's unfortunate. You should keep trying though.

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>>948289627
she stopped responding to the catfish, guess she figured out something's not right. got a cute makeupless pic tho lol

>>948289668
Would love to see if her carpet matches the drapes

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>>948289695
doesn't, pretty sure she's naturally just brown haired, she's been dying for a long time now

I used to make the secrets threads here for 2 years or so and I made a few longterm female friends from them. But also there are some old-timers here who hate me.

>>948289668
>>948289602
Nice, moar

>>948287456
bro that girl looks like someone i talked to... looks like a girl named willa

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>>948291001

>>948291057
How old is she

I jerk off to my girlfriend's niece almost every single day. Literally nothing gets me as hard as her tight teen body

>>948291148
How old?

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>>948291128
29 or 30

>>948291157
She's 19

>>948291161
Pics

>>948291203
Not doxxing myself unfortunately.

>>948291158
Have you tried to get with her? Friend zoned?

>>948291212
That is unfortunate

>>948291224
How’d she catch you?

>>948291265
Post the nudes if they’re legal

>>948291290
O. Might want to delete your comments then eh

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>>948291215
no not really, never tried, but she always was cute enough to try this lol

>>948291251
I'm a popular singer and Fortnite content creator. Someone figured it out and I had to deal with the situation.

>>948291348
Killed both of them?

>>948291290
Any hints on who the girl was?

req more p wife stories

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>>948263373
Breddy good

>>948250723
My biggest secret is how I used to sleep with my dad.

I've been sleeping with my friend's mom for about eight months. Whole things is extremely fucked up but she sex is amazing and I honestly don't want to stop. My friend would lose his shit if he found out how depraved we are together.

>>948250723
Nothing crazy or groundbreaking here. I have a very healthy sex life with my wife but still find myself jerking off at least once a day. I often jerk off to photos of my wife's friends and other women I know (including women who are not as attractive as my spouse), as that is hottest for me. I also enjoy some fetish porn, particularly women smoking (though I find actual cigarette smoking pretty disgusting) and light BDSM (women tied up and fucked), but also traps and crossdressers and twinks getting dominated/humiliated and fucked silly, which is a bit bizarre. I guess I should be happy to have this insanely high sex drive and arousal into middle age, but sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person I know who is 40+ and still this horned up all the time.

My wife fucked another guy (yes, I know, "cuck"). Only three people who know who we are know, but I have posted about the events many times on /b/.

>>948291488
What is this?

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>>948250723
more

>>948293099
I fucked my friend's mom for awhile. That was over 20 years ago. Sex was pretty great. Women in their 40s just want to milk our balls.

>>948294096
Dude this is so gross, you should just get into fishing or something... you still have a chance of being a normalish old man... I think they fish with plugs and poppers in the UK, both of those sound like things you're already familiar with as a faggot lol

>>948293110
I do this too. I'm 30 and don't let myself cum except for with my wife. I mostly jerk off to pictures of her sister

>>948292846
not even Shakespeare could write this himself

>>948294266
No joke. She looks alright, basic middle aged mom, but the enthusiasm and taboo ramps it up hugely. Plus she's into retro lingerie, which is hot AF. She's a long time divorced, and my friend moved out of state after college. I've known her since I was young.

>>948292877
story

>>948291488
Idk if you're talking about me but I talked to my wife about it more last night. Decided she is just going to see if he will do it and if he puts his dick in her face again she's going to smile at him and sit there to see what he will do. No touching or kissing it, will just see if he touches it to her mouth. No solid plans past that.
If you want more details, I can say more about his advances on her. He's actually grabbed her boobs and butt occasionally for years, since he was 9 or so. I think he does it to other cousins sometimes too. But late last year it became explicitly sexual with him reaching up her skirt to grab her ass and play with it, and going in her bra to touch her boobs. She actually mentioned it to his parents and they are aware of some of this behavior. She has also noticed him with an obvious hard on a few times, he seems to have wanted her to notice, and even hugged her to press it against her.
First time he showed her his dick on the couch, they were sitting side by side and he was in loose shorts. He got hard and was tenting obviously for about 10 minutes until he pulled his shorts down and let it flop out. Didn't say anything to her, he was throbbing. She didnt know what to do but laugh and ask him to put it back.
This was a big deal when she told me but here I started to get turned on. Told her how much he must want her and that he probably jerks off to her pictures daily because that's the kind of thing I did at that age. She thought on that for a while and this is what lead to her getting turned on when he did it recently. Her laughing it off im sure emboldened him so when he did it in the pool he stood over her and put it a couple inches from her face.

>>948296724
When she told him not now and to put it away he just went back to playing in the water like nothing happened. When I see him at family things he is cool with me and we joke around, so its crazy that he thinks he can just try to get my wife to kiss his dick

>>948250723
i sometimes pretend to be a trump-cultist just to see "lefties" show the exact same behaviour for their side
in the end of the day we are all just monkeys performing

>>948295628
It’s a long story but my parents got divorced when I was ten, my brother was 14. My parents had split custody that was every other week. When my brother graduated high school he joined the army. At the same time my mom started dating a guy she spent every minute with so I was with my dad all the time. We used to lay in his bed and watch tv and I’d usually fall asleep there. One night I woke up to him snuggling me and pressing his junk into my butt. I knew what it meant at the time and thought he had it because of me. I don’t remember how we got to me dressing up for him but I would wear outfits for him and he would rub on me until he finished. He took my virginity six months later. It lasted for five years when I kinda stopped it.

I've bought condoms for my 12yo niece