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I'M ALIVE !!!! I'M ALIVE!!

the new heart valve will add 5 to 10 years to my life!!
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OH MY GOD IM IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD!!!!!


HAHAHAHA!!!

LIFE IS A TRIP, DUDE
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I literally feel 10 years younger

I had just gotten used to my heart valve being messed up and that became the norm for me

I feel so so much better

I'm breathing so much better and I've just got vitality I haven't felt in years

I LOVE IT

(It turns out for years I had been running 5 mi a day with a damaged aorta and didn't even realize it)
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I'm drinking my first cup of coffee since Sunday night

YUMMMMMM

coffee is amazing
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I'm on DILAUDID and ALPRAZOLAM right now

Feeling great
Omg this coffee ROCKS
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TAVR: instead of sawing the sternum in half and lifting your rib cage, they went in through both sides of my groin up the arteries

Also my right wrist through that artery

And also through the right side of my neck

Pretty creepy stuff

Now my new heart valve is working perfectly!
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My port for the Dilaudid doses

PAY ATTENTION:
DILAUDID WAS ELVIS' FAVORITE DRUG
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Eyyyy Johnny
I promised myself if you survived I'd start living more and stop being a gaming chair whatever you call us cause there's truth in what you say
Glad to see you're alive, you old geezer
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And this is where they opened up my artery and ran the tube up through my body into my heart

Also up both sides of my groin and down my neck it just really freaky

Just thinking about that is scary
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>>948323413

Thank you, sir

And trust me
THERE ARE SO MANY MANY OPPORTUNITIES FOR YOU, BUT NONE OF THEM WILL EVER HAPPEN IN THAT CHAIR

You've got to go out there and grab Life by the horns and create opportunities for yourself instead of waiting for them to be given to you
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>>948323078
>the new heart valve will add 5 to 10 years to my life!!
HOLY BASED
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Okay time to order breakfast

I think today I'm going to go for the blueberry blackberry pancakes and some eggs and toast and fruit cup and yogurt

Sounds good

I wasn't allowed to eat anything after midnight Sunday/midnight Monday morning whatever you call it

And I'm starving
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What's the plan? Still leaving Georgia?
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Fuck yess! i'm so happy.
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>>948323441

I died in Sept

No shit
And they performed aortic stenosis surgery on me
But they told me I needed a heart valve replacement bad because it turns out the fifth time I died was on an operating table in Georgia and I didn't realize it had totally destroyed my aortic valve

This one is literally working like I'm a fucking teenager or something

I can't even tell you how much better I feel automatically

Everything
The way I'm breathing is completely different than it was before

I can't tell you how good I feel right now

But when they told me I needed my heart valve replaced I decided no and I just wanted to go ahead and let nature decide when my time was up

Well?.... Add 10 years
Literally I just added 10 years to my life

Probably the best decision I've made in the past 61 years
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>>948323459

I'm divorcing my current wife

and doubling down on the animal rescue stuff

I'm not sure where life is going to take me

But at least now I've got a little extra time to let the universe show me the way
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>>948323452
that sounds really good johnboy enjoy that and good luck for the future
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>>948323078
HOLY BASED
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>>948323506
What happened with the wife? Got stale?
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i'm happy for you.
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Good for you. Use that time to do lots of things that don't involve being a cunt on 4chan.
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Johnny W
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It's hard for me to think of a good analogy right now, but just imagine if ever since 2009 you had a covid mask over your face and you had to breathe through that stupid fucking mask obstructing your breathing

And you actually got used to it

You got so used to it, that was your New normal

Now imagine they removed that fucking thing off my face and I can breathe really really well

IT WAS AFFECTING MY LUNGS REALLY BADLY.

This entire time I thought it was my lungs
It was actually 90% my heart and I didn't realize it

I've literally got a new lease on life
IM SOOOOOOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

I still have healing to do, and I'm actually going to a rehabilitation hospital for 2 weeks and they're going to give me the exercises and all of that shit to do and get back up to my maximum strength again

(I lost 12 lb since I was admitted into the hospital last week)

But once I'm on My feet again I'm doubling down on helping animals. I've done animal rescue my entire life, but I'm going to double or triple down maybe even quadruple down

There's a lot of beautiful sweet innocent animals out there who need my help

So I'm going to focus on helping them instead of worrying about myself

(And I've got a lil romantic secret I don't want to talk about too much but I'm going to let my current wife go do her thing because she wants to go offgrid, whereas I want to stay put and stay on grid)

I love my wife

But the universe has showed me our 12 years together have been great but it's time to move in our own directions

The sooner you realize nothing lasts forever, the quicker you'll begin enjoying what time you have together

I love her, but I'm IN LOVE with another woman, so I'm just going to let the universe play things out the way they were meant to be played
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>>948323548

No..... Do you really want to know the truth?

She started drinking.
I can't stand alcoholics
I literally can't stand what alcohol does to people and how they change

That's the main issue for me

She deserves to be happy
So she can go drink herself into Oblivion and I hope the very best for her

(It finally reached the point where I was having negative association and getting physically nauseated every time she pour another drink and I just can't stand it. I fucking hate alcohol and what it does to people)
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>>948323078
Glad you're still on board. Here's some breakfast music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wcKSJbqu3I
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>>948323602

AWESOME

That means a lot to me. And you know it

Thank you very much that was very cool
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>>948323601
You dont drink anymore?
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THIS..........

is their best song ever
It gives me goosebumps every time I hear it

Enjoy

https://youtu.be/n6x7v5YAsDY
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>>948323640
Fuck no I hate alcohol
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ALSO:

For those who know:

I GOT THE MESSAGE
Is their second best song

https://youtu.be/R3MBzACaDuQ

It kicks your goddamn teeth out of your fucking mouth
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>>948323579
Very based, seems like youre feeling pretty good
I hope the future is good on you, Johnny
Take care
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LETS FUCKING GO JOHNNY

BUT DON'T COME TO MIAMI
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>>948323579
Get these cats off the streets. They're killing everything.

Congratulations dude.
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>>948323655
Alcohol is terrible. I have a hard time resisting it though. Life gets boring time to time. You can only smoke so much weed
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>>948323078
See any cool visions while under anesthesia?
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>>948323078
is that you? you look like a queer jew
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>>948323078
5 to 10 more years of Lolvis shitposting. Anyway I’m glad you’re feeling better.
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>>948324372


How's Europe ,Ahmed ?

Slowly beginning to realize you're too much of an unsophisticated,ugly CAMEL JOCKEY for even the most low tier level of white women ?

As soon as you go into REAL SOCIETY it's

ARAB ARAB , SO GROSS ,ARAB TERRORIST TERRORIST TERRORIST ARAB ARAB,CAMEL, ARAB YUCK , EWW , TERRORIST TERRORIST ARAB TERRORIST BOOM BOOM x 747474

The thoughts of society so pervasive in your little head you can probably taste it in your mouth .

So you've realized there's no place for you out there .

Keep hiding like the ARAB QUASIMODO you are .

You're just a sadness impressing machine . A lonely cold ugly sandnigger .

Jews don't want you
Gentiles don't want you
Girls don't want you

But since you're collecting European money , might as well you give it to the corporations.

That way if you ever come out outside , you can once again start THE VOICE OF CONDEMNATION MACHINE

because this shit won't stop until;

It's what you get for confusing being an Arab and being a Muslim;

Arab= PAGAN
Muslim= ZIONIST

It's only your biology that produces the violence . And you're too subhuman to HANDLE Islam .

Since you turn against the source thru "banality,laziness, customs and genetics"

You get ;

ISOLATION , RADICALIZATION, SELF-HATRED ,UGLINESS, DEPRESSION,DISINTEGRATION , SCHIZOPHRENIA

Forever squared.

Why don't you take your ass outside ,you pussy ?

See if I'm me wrong .
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>>948324448
okay, it's good that you didn't get mad about that
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>>948323078
>hURRAY!! The logfags updated lolvis prompt!!
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>>948324448
Lel
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>>948324552
Meds
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>>948324448
>See if I'm me wrong .
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>>948323489death means no electrical activity in your brain.

Heart stopping is not death.
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>>948324448
true
BTW what was that about 60% enriched uranium you mentioned?



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