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Getting tested for autism at school tomorrow, any advice?
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>>948349567
act autistic, like a fucked up autist. then you can collect special fee shit and not have to work the rest of your life. can get the government to gigs you free moneys n shiiittt
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>>948349567
You gotta study for it
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Stuff cheese in your underwear. Bitches love cheese.
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reminds me of penis inspection day. just act natural.
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>>948349567
Bro you literally just answer a bunch of questions you will be fine
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>>948349567
Overachieve and get the retard score
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>>948349567
Skip the test.
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>>948349567
always answer c.
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Scream and start slapping yourself in the head. Act distracted by every tiny sound. You will get bonus points.
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yeah dont worry you should pass
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>>948349567
take a bag of pee from someone else that is non-autistic and "pee" that from a hose into the cup. godspeed anon.
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>>948349567
If you get a high score, Trump probably won't draft you. That's how I avoided going to Iraq.
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>>948350111

autism isn't real... except the ones that back and forth on a chair making retard noises.. assuming they're not pretending.
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None of you have autism, you know that right?
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>>948358072
yep just failure parents who infantilize us. treat me like a 3yo & that's what you're gonna get. boomers don't understand cause and effect, hence jews
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>>948358109
Had to find some way to sneak in boomers and kikes
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>>948358201
sounds like commie autism to me
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>>948349567
Hide your power level stupid. You do NOT want to consent to any mental illness no matter what.

Stop offending Karen bitches and people in general to their face. Advice that will take you far in life retard.

Psychiatry is a demonic stronghold and quackery Jewish pseudo science we don't fully understand about the Geist, the brain mind and the soul. Designed to destroy the white man and the white race.

I just got set free from going to a clinic for pills that numb and chemically burn my brain and give me cancer.

As a legal play it doesn't protect you. You waste more time going to the psychiatric hospital indefinitely and then serving your time in prison.

I had true love you know what the creeps did behind my back? They raped my crush who had nothing to do with anything with bestiality animals. Dogs horses and the most obnoxious faggots. The teachers were in on it, so yeah they're pedophiles too.

If you ever hear a voice from gang stalking pray a rosary. The "mental illness" should go away unless it's a person/coward and it's a real failure.

Imagine talking shit about smart Americans who came up with sci Fi and scientific American magazine. Saying you're autistic is worse than taking the covid vaccine.

Stop being based in public. Nobody appreciates it and nobody's going to charge.

You know how le evil Nazis told kids to tell on their parents to the regime? It's like that.

You must not want to have sex with pussy ever. Have a nice life kid. Ungrateful little faggot shit.
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Just bee yourself
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>>948358233
And the retard award goes to....
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>>948358308
get a job sperg
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>>948350852
Choose the right to remain silent rather than your free speech.

Have your father defend you. They pull a stink? Go to another school.

You have YouTube you don't need a highschool diploma. Get a GED school is worth nothing.

It will be easy as fuck when you're older if you're not a retard.

Either you have enough money for private school or you get what you tolerate.

God bless WHITE America
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>>948352069
Best post so far

The difference between a metal fan who fucks and a faggot
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>>948358286
These people need to go to prison. Anyone who had anything to do with clear lake high school class of 2003 to 2008 needs to be investigated
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>>948349567
It's a trap, anon. An autist would not sit for a test.
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>>948358337
not autistic, are you an ESL lel
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>>948358433
yes you are. get a job loser.
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>>948358286
From what I hear she has AIDS and a bunch of STDs now.
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>>948358433
still here? and still ESL? how sad
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>>948349567
There's no such thing as "autism" - just shitty parenting and weak, lazy children.
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>>948349567
>autism test

Do you like Sonic the Hedgehog? if yes, then autistic. If no, then not. No test required.
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>>948349567
just be yourself
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>>948358201
hey man they voted for it
i have never voted because of no-confidence
i know they'll turn around and sell out
im not a rat & the only racing i do is in vidya
more money, more problems. and im broke because society labeled me "defective," so tell me, what the hell os a nigga to do besides hold silent resentment?
not. my. problem.
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>>948358930
is* not os kek
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>>948358930
>wall of text schizo
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>>948358340
What the hell are you even talking about out!?
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>>948359042
yup
great advice, man
thanks
just like the "doctors," right? play along and they won't getcha!



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