Describe your perfect girl.
>>948373880Why describe when I can simply show you?
>>948373880She doesn't exist
>>9483738802Danime style preferably
>>948373940I love Brie Larson
>>948374124Don’t insult my wife by calling her Brie Larson.
>>948373880A petite, submissive, skinny, double jointed, blonde, bisexual nymphomaniac who's loyal, intelligent, kinky, into co-op games and owns her own bar.
>>948374402
>>948374332Is that not her?
ShoeOnHead
>>948373880Creative, good sense of humor, is able to act, likes video games, like Kaiju films, is active, isn't lazy, and has a job. Girl next door type of look and naturally smiles a lot.
>>948373880Likes and dislikes the same things that I do and yet has a brand new, unique approach to all that I am and know.
5'0-5'6, dark brown hair, maybe blonde, any eye color, normal-fit, 6 or above face, medium short pixie cut but I'm cool with almost any hairstyle, college graduate with some boring numbers related job preferably.
>>948375030Sure I'm cool with being cucked if she was a good wife. Generally speaking those two are incompatible but there are exceptions to every rule.
>>948373880198.12 cm veiny and bulging muscled mommy
>>948375351That's a very specific number.
reads girly magazine and bothers me with the pop psychology crap she reads in there.
>>948373880In order of importance, missing any of the first 4 is an immediate dealbreaker, next 7 would be amazing, the final 5 would be a cherry on top of a perfect sundae:- Loyal- Kind- Helpful- Supportive- No drama- Focus on us and our family above everything else- Same or similar styles of parenting- Down to earth- Frugal- In control of her emotions- Actually enjoy being around her- Same or similar tastes in entertainment and hobbies- Good cook / interesting hobbies / good personality (that sort of shit)- Sex is actually interesting- She's above a 5 on the physical attraction scale- Makes decent money
Josh is my waifu
>>948378938Thank you bb ;3
Left me on read. Fml. My gf died in 2017 and virtually everyone on social media is taken. I'm pretty much numb now. I don't really have interest in maybe one or 2 other people no matter how pretty they are. I'll probably die alone. I'm 33.This girl has me on my knees emotionally. Fucking sucks. Also. I shot dxm a few years back and that somehow fucked my lips up. I cant fucking kiss anymore. I have a ton of confidence but how the fuck do you get around that one? On top of that I just got confined to a wheelchair. No one is going to date me. My standards for women are way high too. Gf that died (pic in next post) was fucking perfect. Young, loved metal and tom petty. Cherokee. Fucking babe. I don't think I'll ever get over it. I have to get drunk to talk to women now. Fuck
>>948380660
>>948380660bro you good?
>>948380815How did she die?
I'll be alright. Thanks for asking.
>>948381044Heroin OD.
Black(very dark)Curvy(big booty)Wide hips(crucial)BellyNo tattoosTooth gapFat fingers, long nailsThick mascara eyes
Lol are you serious. Tooth gap. Kek
Of ageConsentingCisgenderedNon-relatedHuman Alive
Max 5'0" tall, 120lbsShoulder length curly brown hair Adorably cute faceMax C cupMin 36" hips Pear or hourglassSlight cellulite below the waistCankles130+ IQ or PhD in something cool, like econ, polysci, or STEM (kinda nerdy)Madly in love with meSexually submissive, cums easilyLoves gourmet foodWears tank tops and baggy sweatpants around the house, sundresses in the summerContributes to the household upkeep equally Loves the outdoors (camping/portaging/hiking/ATVs/snowmobiles)Prefers cats over dogs
I like them six foot, strawberry blondish hair, ~300 pounds, named Josh
>>948373880Older than 20
>>948381224Some imperfections are hot to me.
>>948382956I would agree entirely.
>>948373880i would need a time machine
>>948383850elaborate
Hi Josh
>>948386480cute
Yeah probably
Deaf, dumb, blind, rich, gorgeous nymphomaniac that owns both a weed store and a liquor store.
