s/furcat nap edition
>>948402509More puz
floof
CAAAT... Mouse is running out of batteries. Help.
>wireless peripheralsngmi
tall ladiesmodel size, even
>>948402717hi floofpat pat
>>948404045hi hiidk wut to eat today
a lox bagel
i don't have bagel, or lox
:D
a tragedy
I want to eat a creampie
disgustamundo
yes pls, I'm a dirty little e-slut~
disgusting
Cat soulslikehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1206410/Kristala/
I'm tired but I had coffee early in the morningmight not be the best idea to have another cup of coffee tonight, but it could be good
Rolled 1 (1d2)or I could just napnap or coffee?
bye
I napped. I dreamt I was a cat. It was a sex dream with a dog who looked like Georgette from fake Gegn's call sign.Alright, I'm gone for the evening.
fursi the big gey
didn't nap, just been listening to arguments all day
>>948408965Oof that's rough, sorry bud
>>948409614lifea bit more guitar practice and I'll stream, but tomorrow I'm driving to a friend's houseI need a license ASAP, fuck this shit
I need titties
dont we all
>.>
I have tiny ones right here, can't wait for them to swell up and grow againbut damn I'm fat, I'm making pizza because there's nothing else to eat....
I wanna suck on Suns
actually making pizza or faking it.becasue IM ACTUALLY making pizza.
good luck, I'm gonna be first :)10 years of thirst is while I'll be firstI'll show her what it means to be a true queen
>>948410867do you think my lazy ass is ever going to make a pizza when I'm here and always suffering psychic damage over time?there is no food in this house, nobody wants to cookI only eat garbage like a fat fucking possum
fish
food
What does Cat eat other than catfood?
Is catbox fugged or is it me?
wut kinda pizza we talkin?
>>948411149I'm thinking fried/grilled onion and bell pepper.
interdasting a veggie pizza
>>948411149screamin sicilian pepperoniit is good for frozen, I like italian seasoning and a bit of garlic on mine
>>948411534Im going to fry it all in bacon fat
so apparently we have a few slices of strawberry cheesecake and a couple slices of oreo cake on my brother's sideI wish I had known that earliercake for dessert it is, fuck it
guh so full and fatno dessert, stopped overeating and now my tummy doesn't like eating half a pizza
GUH
Darwin is mortal, thou has guh'd.
>>948412205F A T
oh no darwins here? im outta here
patty's gone, post paws
palms and soles?
who said i was gone?
YES
>>948412740GET OUT
i couldnt even if i wanted to
ok :(
>>948412858werewolves~
what makes it a paw? what determines it from being just a hand or a foot?
the beans, its the beans
qualitative open palms are surprisingly hard to find
i dunno how much more i wanna fug around here tonighti need to make a pizza here soonim listening to epic music and getting moody over it.
Loyse has smol feet.
>>948413303Loyse is gr8 nonetheless
she got big boobies
those'r the best kind
indeed
I have big boobiesin the future
moobs do not count
do not underestimate my power
You hold no power
Ah
Ha
I almost lost my mind looking for the misplaced cheeze grater.
do you do dishes by hand, E?
>>948415529My shallow bowlplate and my slightly deeper bowl I lick out clean. any other dishes I generate I do by hand. I have moodified my diet to minimize dish cleanup and the difficulty of messes on dishes and pans.
I'M the one who get the chore of cleaning out the shit in the dishwasher cache, despite NEVER using it. The last time I cleaned that shit out it was FUCKING gross. It made me ecstatically more proud of myself that I don't use that thing!
>>948415587Goddamn.
If you've ever seen what the inside of water mains looks like you'll probably feel less gross about what your dishwasher trap looked like, lol
I have more power than you can possibly know, but perhaps you may understand in time
I hope I find good stuff at the Jefferson swap meet tomorrow, my fucking 1931 ford model a door hinges for a new set is 300-400$ at least my parts set from centerfire was a nice barely fired unit, weird firing pin setup, but kind of cool
lol no
you always doubt me, yet I always prove everyone wrongor is that just what you want to see?
lol pizza...
>>948415998was it good?
how was peeksa
No
>>948416008The best pizza is the one you make yourself.the crust on this one is a little dense, I think I added too much oil/fat so that's messing with it's rise.
>>948416019
so you don't want me to succeed, that makes sense>>948416049I don't eat because I want to eat, I eat to do what I must and fill the void if my brain isn't cooperatingdidn't expect binge eating to return but here we areI like em thicc tho
its not that we don't want to see you succeed, we want to see you fail. I'm kiddin do wut u want or not i aint ur fatherly figure
I may do some crazy unexpected shit, who knows?I think my personality would be good for content creation>what the fuck is this lunatic going to do next?I have some ideas ehehe~
Pootoob wants me to watch Boondocks on 4 different streams for who the fuck knows nigga reasons.
you aren't being politically correct enough!watch more black people!!!
>>948413479I really like this one. Loony looks good with small titty and swollen dog pus.
Insufferable
you tell'em eth
At least my breads look,.. ok.should I overeat and have some? I already had three slices of pizza.
nutellawhatever flavor that jam wasor dog honey.
what part of dog does honey come from?
disgrusting
dog honey:My sister bought a jar of some really good honey a loong time ago, forgot about it in the cubbard for months. didn't care for it anymore and sharpied the word DOG on the lid. and then she forgot about it again and didn't want to give it to her dogs. so she gave it to me.
IM NOT ABOUT TO LET GOOD HONEY GO IN THE FUCKING TRASH. YOU KNOW HOW HARD BEES FUCKING WORK TO MAKE THIS SHIT!
I am happy eating the flesh of animals, but not so much into bodily excretions
Weh
>>948417747:D
mmmm bred
At least you didnt guh
Cuz boondocks is cool
My back hurts, my glutes hurt, I'm hornyGuh Weh
fug he guh'd, it's over.
God I love watching women nut hard
watching women trying to crack open nuts is painful
I need a woman to shoot ropes all over me
Like, miss you with a harpoon gun, you know, over your head kinda thing. and then the trailing rope falls on you?im so confused.
>>948418103>>948418257same
that's a man, you're looking for a man
or jsut like a net launcher?
>>948418367NBets are sexy
im about to guh
dont u do it eth dont u leave me with this riffraff
>>948418571I wish I could.
gross
fursi big gey
Fursi rigidly straight.
I really hate that there's no way to search for a tweet from an image filename.
post image, reverse search image.
rape
consensual sex
how obscene
YOUR ASS IS OBSCENE!!!!!!!!!1111
yeen beans and booty
goddammit
That language... is that necessary?
yes
:3
