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Anonymous
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No.948463982
Why is he unkillable?
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Anonymous
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No.948464111
he died last week, he just won't realize until he wakes up
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Anonymous
 No.948464175
No.948464175
>>948463982
>Americans can't hit the broad side of an unobstructed, stationary, obese 80-year-old in day-glow orange paint despite a massive gun culture and easy access to practice ranges.
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Anonymous
 No.948464228
No.948464228
Because they are staged.
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Anonymous
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Because it's fake and gay, and MAGA is for niggers
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Anonymous
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No.948464360
>>948463982
y r u a fag?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
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No.948464425
>>948463982

SIC™ ,:

You inadvertently misspelled "likable"
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Anonymous
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No.948464454
Oops I meant "UNLIKABLE"
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Anonymous
 No.948464497
No.948464497
>>948464454
Freud would enjoy that
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Anonymous
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No.948465671
>>948463982
The assassins have really bad aim
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Anonymous
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>>948463982
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Anonymous
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No.948469210
he already died a few weeks ago, the government hired a person to impersonate him and hide it
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Anonymous
 No.948471623
No.948471623
>>948463982
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Anonymous
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No.948472954
>>948463982
Literally nobody believes that shit was real. Only person they didn't warn ahead of time was Melania.
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Anonymous
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>>948463982
Because he's the biggest kike dick rider
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Anonymous
 No.948476968
No.948476968
bump
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Anonymous
 No.948477067
No.948477067
>>948463982
Because actually hitting him would void their contract.
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Anonymous
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No.948477186
>>948463982
>Orchestrate fake assassination
>Don't die

how does he do it?
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Anonymous
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No.948477208
if i could vote i vote for he
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Anonymous
 No.948479238
No.948479238
>>948463982
Because you suck at life
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