ITT: we list all the fruits and vegetables we've tried to push up our anuses
Ok.
>>948471909what about mushroomsI haven't, but it seems like you're being biased against the US President and fungus if you ignore them like this
bananas don't work if you peel them first, they just squash into mush
protip: try a kiwi fruit
Kumquat. You can fit like a dozen up 'em up there and if you squeeze your rectum hard enough you can cause an acidic explosion. Definitely makes for a fun time.If any of you don't know what a kumquat is, it's basically a lemon-orange hybrid that's the size of a strawberry.
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>>948475600This nigga eating beans.
>>948475496ur mom is basically a lemon-orange hybrid that's the size of a strawberry.
tomato. sure it's a little messy but you're feeling garden fresh afterwards. just don't ask about the pineapple :/
>>948472830Gee, thanks for the tip!
