How the fuck did we get to the point where people do IRL speedruns?
>>948472146You're gonna have to elaborate more on what the fuck you're talking about
>>948472147https://youtube.com/shorts/Z7v_U2CKSWU
>>948472146>Speed running on Very Easy ModeWeak. Now try doing it through a Mosque in one of *those* neighborhoods. No warp glitching either
>>948472147Zoomers are doing chanology 2.0
It's weird how scientology still exists when it's just blatantly a scam.
>>948472150but /v/ told me zoomers can't do anything cool
I just feel kinda bad for anyone who still believes in them. It's not even some crazy popular actor cult no more. Just let it die.
This one trend is actually dangerous btw. Not that I'm complaining, I find it very funny, I just point this out for when a zoomer inevitably gets shot and the ecelebs and xitter peeps try to backpedal.
>>948472152Chanology wasn't cool when we did it
>>948472154Dangerous how? You think scientology is gonna execute someone for trespassing lol?The last thing they want is more government eyes on them
if they look at the fire escape/evacuation map they will see the layoutatleast here in europe it is mandatory to show the whole floor layout
>>948472146Boomer here, it's fucking hilarious watching them bum rush into their temple.
>>948472155still better than not doing anything for literal decades
>>948472154scientologists aren't going to shoot zoomers just for running inside their churches
>>948472146
honestly surprised people still give a shit about scientology in current year
>>948472151You believe whatever the media tells you
>>948472161>>>>playing video games in 2005+21
>>948472149>Grab a koran>grow a beard>walk inIt's much easier getting from one end of a mosque to another than a scientology church.
>>948472159It really doesn't. I thought gamergate was funny as hell but some people still talk about it like it was a nightmare. People can argue about Trump's election and re-election being something "we've done" but no one organizes raids here anymore and there's more sites raiding 4chan than anything 4chan ever raided.
>>948472159I don't know man...
>>948472156>>948472160Look man, you invade the sanctuary of crazies, it's not a big stretch to believe some crazy is gonna do something drastic, specially if you do so multiple times.
>>948472146I don’t understand why these people don’t take a more covert approach and pretend to be a member so they can infiltrate the place. They the aggressive approach just means they’ll tighten security.
>>948472151>>948472162Scientology is just another head of the hydra like freemasons and zionists, it's a criminal organization that extorts people but they're allowed to continue because they have so much influence and power, especially in places like Hollywood
>>948472147Use those last 2 braincells to figure it out.
why don't they oiled themselves up?
>>948472167Anomalous
>>948472146Asian shit took away their home and hope.
>>948472167i miss /b/
I’m convinced that the only reason they picked Scientology to bully is because they’re an easy target. It’d be far more productive to do this kind of thing to the government as an act of protest.
>>948472146kw**e
>>948472155Yes it was. Fuck Scientology.
>>948472160You don't know much about scientology then. They certainly would. But they have so much money and influence over local law enforcement and government where they have established themselves that they don't even need to, they can just have you thrown in prison or made to disappear.
>>948472169A few youtubers have done it. This Armenian immigrant, Reckless Ben, Tyler Oliveria. The issue Im seeing is it will take several years and SHIT TONS of cash to advance high enough to do severe damage.
>>948472172The sprinklers would turn on, sending them up to the ceiling.Actually, that might be advantageous, if you think about it.
>>948472181exactly
>>948472151>blatantly a scamimagine you invest tens of thousands of dollars into it before finding out the core of the religionsuddenly it's not so blatant
>>948472169I've seen one Youtuber who did that with hidden camera glasses. He joined and went to some of their gatherings/events until eventually someone there figured out his real identity and their security threw him out.
>>948472157>using guidesYou didn't beat it
>>948472185that would make 99% of speedruns invalid
>>948472176Just look up first amendment auditors. They do exactly what you are looking for (and they're really fucking insufferable about it). Almost makes you wish the first amendment didn't exist actually.
>>948472170You are correct. All Jews.
>>948472161>speedrunning>not video games
>>948472146I used to live next to this building. Walked in a few times when let the public in.
>>948472151but enough about [every single religion ever]
>>948472163I do?
give homeless bums and crack addicts 5 dollars each and ask(trick) them to help you bum rush the place
>>948472191Reddit atheism is the gayest religion on the planet.
>>948472194>atheism>religionthe definition is literally the absence of religion moron. It's not my fault commie feminazis need to co-opt something rational to make themselves seem special.
>>948472195> religionist denies his faithonly atheism would do thattruly atheoids are the judas' of religious follwers
>>948472195Keep believing in that, faggot. Redditors defend the church of atheism with more zealotry and fanaticism than most Christians. Atheism is a religion, its just a religion of believing in the heckin science.
>>948472156Yes lol. If you ever got to Clearwater they literally have people staking the center of the hollowed-own town constantly. And it’s Florida so everyone is packing who wants to.
>>948472146High Infant mortality has been a thing since the dawn of time
I'm gratified to see zoomers returning to tradition like this.Why did 4chan stop fighting Scientology anyway? How did they win?
>>948472197 Despite how much as you want to believe it, Atheism is not a belief system nor is it a religion. Atheism is not a disbelief in gods or a denial of gods; it is a lack of belief in gods. You can throw ad hominem around as much as you like but it will not change these facts.
>>948472197>>948472196do you believe in your eyes? your ears? this is how you sound to me when you say "you believe in no god. If there's truly a God, why do honest, good people (and children) suffer while lazy, rude and cruel people and pedophiles get ahead? surely a good God can stand idly by so much.
>>948472178You have a smooth brain.>Cool means they like it. Not cool means they don't like it>Cool means calm, collected, and first rate.Which of these definitions is accurate?
>>948472146Don't be surprised if these morons end up getting shot by an armed civilian. If I was armed, and they came running through the building screaming wearing hoodies and face masks, I would murder all of them. Without hesitation. I'd shoot every single one of them in the face.I hope it happens sooner rather than later
>>948472156If you watch the news, lately people have been demonstrating courage, like the old man who tackled the young guy with two pistols, and he got shot in the leg, but he still tackled that mother fucker and got the guns away from him. A literal hero with gray hair And there's a lot of states that are concealed carry, and here in Georgia everywhere I go shopping, people walk around with holsters and guns It's only a matter of time until they surprised and scared the wrong person, who decides to do the heroic thing and hopefully shoot them in the face.. Not even necessarily in the brain, just a good bullet hole to the face through the sinuses is enough to stop someone Just shooting it through their jaw is enough to make them stop But preferably in the face
"Nothing says I change my mind about our little plan" louder than a bullet hole right through your fucking face, permanently disfiguring you with a painful reminder every time you walk past a mirror.Reality check time
>>948472508Because you're autistic, I'll help you out: when anon says "atheism is a religion", they're referring to the zealotry displayed by "In this moment, I am euphoric..." crowd. Read this faggotry >>948472556 and tell me this guy doesn't pray to his Charles Darwin poster every night before bed
>>948473381Nobody prays to Charles Darwin. I don't think you know what the word "religion" even means. I suppose you could be saying it figuratively, but if you mean it literally then you are just a plain retard.
>>948472967>And there's a lot of states that are concealed carry, and here in Georgia everywhere I go shopping, people walk around with holsters and gunsThe Trump administration executes people who bear arms.
>>948472154Shoot anyone and your shit gets raided faggot. You're allowed to exist, don't fuck it up.
>>948472187You mean separation of church and state?
>>948473599This is why I called you autistic; yes, we are being figurative not literal, you dense fucking autismo.
>>948472146No matter your feelings on Scientology either way, L. Ron Hubbard was a Sexy Hunk of a Man...I get an erection every time I see his faceI would LOVE to gut all up in that shitHim on his back, both legs spread in the air, looking down at that gorgeous face as I stretched his shitter into a mailbox.He's still hot as fuck, even all these years after he died and went to live in eternity WITH A CLAM FROM OUTER SPACEOh, I almost forgot to mention WHAT A TALENTED WRITER HE WASBut mainly just a super hot piece of ass
>>948472899I don't think you get castle law protections in your office.
>>948474009L Ron Hubbard was a black man. His real name was L Ron Hoyabembe
>>948472195>>948472508atheism, lol
All the fags defending religion here literally do not ever go to church, do not study the bible or any philosophy, and do not find ways to emotionally mature. Using religion as a cover for a lack of morals.
>>948478062wrong
