>This has all been a trick, You have been trolled
chris is probably the most well-documented person to ever live. let's say he lives another ten years at least, will people still follow him around even then? scary stuff.
>>948669580Why couldn't he just stop posting bros
>>948669581Kiwi troops will never leave him alone even if the rest of the internet loses interest
>>948669582Why can't you?
>>948669583What happened to her nowadays?
>>948669585>herWho the hell are you referring to
>>948669586Christina
>>948669587No such animal
>>948669581Where the fuck is he even at now?Last I heard he moved to Finland for some chick
>>948669580What if his life story is the ultimate gnostic allegory?
>>948669590Explain
Chris had sex and /v/ did not.
>>948669589according to sonichu.com he's roaming the US and leaving some literature at cons
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>>948669591He’s tormented by being tormented by the deceptions of trolls. They create a world of lies just like the demiurge. It’s only through his being a lol cow that he’s become famous but in that there is a larger parable communicated to the audience. We are all born into a world of lies and made to suffer for it until we can recognize it for what it is. To the elite who hold the levers of power in government and the media, you are their lol cow. Was Gamer Gate a legitimate grass roots movement? Or was it a story that was promoted because it incited anger and galvanized young men to vote Republican? We are all being manipulated by trolls. We are all Chris.
>>948669594:(
>>948669580This was an alternate universe Chris. Before CERN switched timelines. He is still out there living the best life with his family and friends.
>>948669580The good ending...
>>948669597>Rollin' and Trollin' vid came out in 2009>CERN first turned on LHC in 2008Unironically might be something to this theory
>>948669594Kino.
>>948669580He stopped being interesting ages ago why do normalfags and kiwitroons still care about him
>>948669601the fun really did hit a fucking brick wallunfortunately he now has enough weens to suckle off of until he croaks
>>948669601The trolling saga ended when Bob died and the gamestop mace over blarms was a bonus episode and that was like 14 yrs ago, I can't imagine caring whatever the fuck he's doing now
>>948669584I didn't shove my medallion up my ass, dress in my mom's lingerie, call myself a tomboy, and then rape my mom. I have no reason to stop posting.
>>948669580>The good ending isn’t canonFeels bad man
>>948669580https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ElVb8YQbmI
>>948669581Kiwitrannies are pathetic losers who stalk literal retards 24/7 so they can lecture to no one about their retarded lives so yes he will be stalked until he dies
>>948669580>there were people on 4chan you actually thought this was real
>>948669582Honestly, he probably still would've fucked his mom without the internet trollsIf anything, having the internet made him confess which separated him from his momThat probably prevented something even worse from happeningAlso I'm pretty sure even the trolls were telling him not to have mace, so macing the gamestop employee was all his own doing
>>948669580Still waiting for the Sonichu omnibus hardcover
>>948669607I always get a kick out of the mental gymnastics they perform to try to say it isn't stalking and they aren't hurting anyone.
>>948669601because even retards need someone to feel superior to.
>>948669608>find crazy retard>the crazy retard will say/do literally anything if he thinks it will get him a crumb of pussy>but this, this one time, this is the real himjust proved his obsessives are even more retarded than he is
This thread is a real bummer
>>948669583>>948669601>>948669607you retards don't even understand what you're sayingkiwifarms will never leave chris alone because null is a cuck who decided to break his batman-larp of never directly interfering with a lolcow to "protect" chris from people pretending to be his girlfriend and making him say embarrassing things and film dumb videoswhich became a filter that only the most obsessive freaks could pass through, because it was only after null's direct intervention that "better" trolls started stealing chris' money, convincing him to cross dress, and convincing him to fuck his mom
Is Geno Samuel just going to keep remaking old episodes? I'm ready to see episodes of the prison saga
>>948669616this isn't even the first time he's done thathe restarted the videos in like the mid-teens the first time around, too
>>948669593Is he a born-again Christian now or something?
>>948669581>chris is probably the most well-documented person to ever live. NPC repeated point, hate when niggas say this, it's just like creatine being "the most studied supplement ever"
>>948669615I think Null’s active interactions with the Sektur and boring faggots like Ralph, Rekieta, and TheQuartering is worse. Sektur a-logs treat these boring faggots like the hottest thing since sliced bread when all they do is be fat, fuck someone, or do drugs and/or alcohol. Boring as shit cows
>>948669616He's recycling old slop now? Kek.
>>948669601sunk cost dilemma. they've invested so much in him, he's too big to fail.
>>948669601That EternalBateman kiwi guy that is always shitting up the board is terrible.
>>948669620he's always been bad at at thatsomeone like keemstar is better at inserting himself into drama
if only it actually ended here
>>948669591Whenever someone says "gnostic", just read that as them saying "I am schizophrenic".
>>948669623That guy's posts are always dogshit.
>>948669619you look so young, you’ll be grateful for that when you’re older!
>>948669593>bronies and pegasisters touch grassafter all these years he still makes me laugh god bless that weirdo
>>948669580Why are only issues 0,1,2,3 of Sonichu available for sale as physical copies
>>948669589He’s being kept in a rental house by handlers who exploit his name to sell sonichu merch.At least they appear to be sharing some of the income with him, since Chris can afford to fly to Finland twice a year and attend the occasional con.It’s probably the best outcome for him.
>>948669581I mean at this point why stop?
>>948669615>"protect" chris from people pretending to be his girlfriend and making him say embarrassing things and film dumb videosit was much worse than that thoughnull got involved because new teenage trolls discovered chris and decided to take advantage of him and it worked like it does every time, they scammed him out of several thousand dollars and chrischan and barb's finances got seriously fuckedit was a bluespike level of malice coming from those teenagers too, they were getting off on the bullyingi think kiwifags are as mentally ill as a doxxing cult can be but on that one they've got a little moral highground
>>948669631was it ever confirmed what happened with barb or was it truly the catshit sniffing glowies daughter fucking with him?
>>948669634you mean the kids who had chris buy them weed?really not a big deal
>>948669632>*pomf*>what are we gonna do on the bed, Chris?
>>948669636not sure if its the same group, there's been dozens that fucked with him over the yearsthey took a lot of money from chris that he and barb needed to pay bills with, chris is a retard and easy to take advantage of and teenagers are unreasonable and cruel
>>948669603The people who care about him now are literal children ages 17 to 22 like Bella only heard of him from the notoriety and are seeking clout.
>>948669615Reminder that Null and other members knew about the Idea guys early on and didn’t say anything until the videos started becoming too lame/ filled with Sonichu lore
>>948669580I love this video so much. Posting sourcehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PXbjfPq_LAQ&list=LL&index=36&pp=iAQB0gcJCd4KAYcqIYzvsAgC
>>948669639>Bellathat chick's daddy's connections were fucking scary
fuck off back to kikefarms, tourists
>>948669638"the idea guys" were the ones who defrauded chris of the most money, and they sprang up in the background while null and his people were steering chris away from fake girlfriends and people baiting him by calling him gaythey're also at least partially responsible for his trans identity
>>948669601Kiwis are incapable of change, but still want to feel superior to someone and like they belong to a community so they all pick on people like Chris until eventually their friends turn on them realizing they are the retard. Many such cases. Josh Moon cries regularly about these type of things and he is the owner of the forum
>>948669644>Null is a good guy Making your entire career of of documenting retards and always having to find more or manufacture them does not make you good. That's what is so annoying about you faggots this acting like the good guys shit when all you want to do is smash windows. Occasionally there are actual pedophiles or whatever but it is just performative nerd shit
>>948669646when did my post say he was a good guy?I'm obviously implying he's a retard who escalated the arms race of chris trolls by filtering out the harmless ones and creating an environment where actual harm was done
>>948669646everyone knows null is a shithead, so was hot wheels, so is pig farmer watkins, so is moot, so his hiroshimoot,it's almost like you have to be a fucking top notch autist to be able to put up with deep internet weirdos and keep a site they enjoy running
>>948669646Chris Chan is one of the few legitimate lol cows. Along with some others like Ahuivya Harel. 99% of people documented on that site are just nerds who post dumb stuff on the internet but aren’t really proper lol cows.
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>>948669594If you have a kid you need to recreate this and see it to fruition. It's just too horrible a thought to know not a single dream was made in the dream workshop. The dream didn't come true..
>>948669624Which is funny cause he absolutely hates and despises Keemstar for the LolcowLive stuff and making cows overreact.
>>948669651>The dream didn't come true..The nightmare did though.
>>948669588Little dick persona problems
