>>948810756
simply put, myesss.

>>948810756
it's definitely the ugliest and for the goodest of goys with all that spyware

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>>948810756
it's very advanced

>>948811218
It’s a company of Nazis

>>948810756
Yes, if you disagree you have Elon derangement syndrome

Plants vs zombies garden warfare 2 is peak gaming

>>948816162
is the retarded pothead neighbor in it

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>>948810756
>Is this the most technologically advanced truck ever made?

>huge, heavy batteries, charging circuit
>electric motors
>wheels that turn

WOW

>>948818084
show me any other truck on the market that has cybernetics

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>>948810756
my only complaint is when I fart the advanced Musk smell capture technology takes my fart molecules and amplifies them somehow making my stinks stinkier and my smells smellier
my wife on the otherhand loves what it does with her queefs

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>>948818156
show me any other truck that becomes undrivable at low temperatures.
Who cares when you have origami body styling?

>>948818362
plenty of trucks do. they sell block heaters for the exact purpose of keeping trucks alive in cold conditions.

>>948818394
those are heaters for diesel engines that require external heat to reach ignition temperature
the cybercuck however just discharges batteries at low temps nothing you can heat your way around other than keeping it inside
and the cold affects the cybercuck panel glue and the tires are shit on snow because musk is a cali boi

>>948818394
>they sell block heaters for the exact purpose of keeping trucks alive in cold conditions
>purpose of keeping trucks alive

Wrong. Once the engine is warmed up it WILL NOT suddenly die during operation in ambient cold.

>>948818554
both problems lead to your wheels not turning unless you do some extra bullshit. you're splitting hairs because elon makes your pussy hurt admit it

imagine letting a turbo assburger munching kike sucking sperg like elon musk making your pussy hurt. just imagine it.

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>>948818156
>show me any other truck on the market that has cybernetics

try your cybernetics walking home at -20deg.

>>948818679
what I think is funny is all the people bitching about cold weather most certainly live in a shanty town in guatemala and have never experienced temperatures below 80 degrees

>>948818753
>those with heightened priorities around reliability of equipment at low temps
>but likely never experienced them

you do seem intelligent.

>>948818953
heightened priorities my ass you just pick the largest weakness to the design and pick at it like a faggot picking his aids scabbed asshole

>>948816296
Yes he’s the leader of the plants

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More like cyberfuck

>>948821264
That’s going in the vocabulary

>>948821364
dutch is such a romantic language

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Nuri I burned my pussy

say say koi ki ki

I burned my cooch cooch

>>948822453
ywnbaw

>>948825212
proof?

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>>948810756
Mogged by the Hummer EV in every category

>>948813605
elon musk prefers light metal because heavy metal is "just a bit too much"

>>948818588
sorry I don't understand your retarded reply
it's a you thing

>>948825799
you wanna bet

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>>948825680

>>948825680
Except the cybertruck is still being made

>>948826376
So is the Hummer EV, and the only reason the cybertruck is still being made is because elon's other companies buy them. Fake sales.

>>948826617
You think he needs to sell his own trucks to his own company? It’s called allocation, every single company does it, including your beloved GMC.

>>948826787
Nigga I don't care about GMC, it's just the easiest example of a similar vehicle that is superior in every way. Meanwhile you keep sucking that musk cock. Yeah, transferring his shitty trucks to his other companies because he can't sell them is definitely as good as just selling them.

>>948827114
>>948825680
The hummer ev is gmc, dipshit

>>948827170
>esl

>>948810756
It's like a TEMU Action Man Figure Truck. Where you can rip shit off with your bare hands.

>>948827229
Yeah I got bored of your book after the first line, that was my bad

>>948827377
You mean you couldn't understand it, you jeet/wetback/nigger/whatever the fuck form of brown you are

>>948827484
I’m Scottish

>>948827522
Arab it is

>>948827551
Technically I’m British, I was born in Manchester

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>>948827598
Whatever you say, muhammad

>>948827660
You don’t even know anything about the uk, fatty

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>>948827668
Who you calling fat

>>948827668
All I need to know is you need to go back to your desert shithole

>>948827836
Alright bro you’re cool, don’t worry

u wot m8

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>>948827860

>>948810756
My '97 Chevy Lumina is more capable than that thing

>>948828260
I don’t know that luminas from the 90s could drive themselves

>>948828285
Unlike a typical Cybertruck owner, I don't need both hands to stroke my imaginary big dick

I stroke my dick while I drive manual I've gotten pretty good at it without crashing

I'm going to a library sale this morning. What should I buy?

>>948828357
What

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>>948813605
>Elon derangement syndrome

>>948832325
he's trying to forget his dad molesting him and that nobody actually likes him for him, even "amazing musk" is a fabrication he can take no solace in
whatever my problems, at least I am not molested musk, cursed to wander the world causing problems for the living

>>948813423
>>948813423
Hail Hitler!

>>948833309
Hitler was a failure in every sense besides being able to swindle morons like you.

it'sa me, buttfartio

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Just reminding you that you retards humg yourselves by your underwear, ate shit, and all made cut signs for attention on a dead website lmao

i miss flappy

hey guys I'm looking to hang myself by my underwear but my underwear is too short. is there special long underwear for this?

also I got hit by a car today and I'm in a lot of pain

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Make sure the elastic is just right

I would trade 6 million shanes for 1 flappy

>>948835155
clearly AI generated, look at the slop text

>>948835220
not your hugbox

i would take 6 million shanes and throw them into a burnt offering for the chance to acquire a single flappy

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>>948835314
> waahb he's making fun of all the retards outing us as mentally abusive and we can't get another waaah we want to unironically worship satan and hitler while using reddit trolling of armchair psychology waaah buy my wifes nudes while she gets fucked by niggers in sex clubs in toronto because i'm a real life cuck

>>948835487
nah I just like flappy 6 million times more than you is all it's not that deep

imagine equating satan to hitler and then trying to convince everyone you aren't jewish

>>948835513
Oh do go on and tell me why

>>948835539
Hitler bankrupted germany and the war killed more people than jews while strengthening said jews

>>948835596
yeah i went through public education as well, no excuse to regurgitate the lies your people shoved down our throats. but I almost forgot you're the internets number one nigger defender so it makes sense

>>948835645
If it's a lie why do you keep complaining about jews running every part of your life?

>>948835706
you have zero reading comprehension it's almost funny.

>>948835731
Please point out how your accusation of a ZOG world isn't saying that jews run the world.

>>948835487
You’re really obsessed with that guy, aren’t you? Do you dream about him in the few minutes of sleep you get a night?

>>948835789
i never said they didn't you fucking faggot retard, you just randomly chose to pull it out of your ass that I'm saying they aren't and are at the same time. how the fuck are you going to pay 50% in taxes funding israeli healthcare and ethno expansion and not say the kikes are running your life. you wouldn't know because you're a god damned felon that doesn't pay a dime in taxes. fucking loser.

Oh boy 7 AM! Better start on my 20 hour rant of how I don’t care about anything here!

>>948835832
Can you tell me how the jews don't control your life if you complain they run the government, healthcare, media, social standards, and religion isn't you saying the control your lives

>>948835841
So they control your life and according to you they don't control mine :winning: I guess

>>948835883
>tell me how the jews don't control your life
literally no one said they didn't. I said they wrote the history books that you blindly believe and then you're now responding to a different guy as if he's me. you're so brain damaged you can't even hold a coherent conversation for longer than 2 minutes

>>948835909
there's that world class reading comprehension again

>>948835883
I don’t care what religion people are lol

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not a thought behind those eyes

>>948835914
so you agree you're a bitch to the hebrews
the jews are bending you over with no vaseline

>>948835984
the entire world is and if you deny it you're either a dead man or jewish. you happen to be both so that's my consolation for being born in literal hell world

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>>948835928
ofcourse you don't
>atheist
>whore
>cucks husband
>corpo shill
>amoral
>likes satanic imagery
>lgbtq+

>>948836006
thank you for the concession bitch

>>948813423
>Words mean whatever I want them to.

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>>948810756
I ain't even making this up...Tesla admits they are falling apart and has recalled them.

"Tesla admits glued-on panels are falling off Cybertrucks"
https://www.yahoo.com/news/tesla-admits-glued-panels-falling-132406356.html

>>948836189
>the concession
so you admit you're a kike finally or is this some weird humiliation ritual for you

>>948837076
>The jews don't bend me over!!!
>the jews anally fuck me without vaseline
>if you aren't being used by the jews then you're a jew cope

>>948837192
no. I see them as a cancer that needs to be ripped out by the roots. not as a superior people. if a brilliant person dies of prostate cancer that doesn't make the cancer cells more intelligent than the man. your entire argument is jewish.

>>948837247
And yet you're still their bitch
>not superior to me!
>they bend me over and control the world which I don't do and am not capable of doing!

>>948837339
now you're trying to blame me for not catching thousands of years of lies and manipulation or going to prison and getting my guns taken from me like you. Give it up jewboy midget

how exactly are you free from kike influence shane? you sit on 4chan, the center for soft launching jewish propaganda campaigns, disparaging white people all day long trying to get them to kill themselves and then playing some weird anti-hero role. you're the definition of kike controlled. instead of doing literally ANYTHING productive they have you soul-trapped on /b/ like a fucking undead slave.

>>948837390
No I blame you for blaming others on your own insecurities, lack of motivation, and willful ignorance . You're a crybaby niggerfaggot

>>948837499
nah you just see me say the word nigger and kike and assume im being a crybaby. says more about you than me honestly, I just choose to use words as a free man and you translate that into some weird social campaign. get fucked midget.

>>948837538
You are a crybaby nigger blaming everyone but yourself

>>948837477
By being a part of society instead of pretending i'm part of a jewish controlled world unironically

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This

>>948837603
>>948837657
>you can't say the words nigger or kike or I'll get offended on niggers and kikes behalf and then tell you you're being a crybaby
guess what you weird little faggot, I'll say nigger and kike whenever I please and there isn't any low IQ reverse psychology program you can use on me that will stop it.

>>948837719
But you're not just saying the word kike or nigger you're also complaining about how the pund your butthole and are replacing you

>>948836543
>last year post about two year ago issue

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>>948837760
>how the pund your butthole and are replacing you
ESL much?

Black americans have lower than replacement value birth rates just like every other race in every other westernized country.

Nice try though.

If you dont like words like nigger and kike you'd best fuck off back to your safe space.

Faggot.

Double spaced just like your mom, shes such a jumbo sized whale, lol.

holy balls, Batman, look at the little guy go!!

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>>948837822
I don't complain about your use of nigger or kike I do however criticize you over the context you use it in which unironically is telling everyone you're their bitch

What’s the deal with black people? They’re not black and they’re not people

https://voca.ro/18XhsC7r5OuC

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>>948837935
Nice try. Keep unironically reaching for that 1up feeling. Use more buzzwords next time. :)

I love waking up to based anon fighting kikefag

>>948837935
Unironically crying about "hurty words" then trying to call someone else a bitch in the same comment.

You gotta go back.

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>>948838187
Its their behaviour not their genetics or the smol hats. But you know this already.

>>948838187
You mean the faggot wannabe nazi's complaining and crying about jews on an anime website?

I can hear Shane’s voice quivering as he fights tears

>>948838246
You realize the Japanese (the people you idolize) hate Jews as well, right?

>>948838205
>complaining about hurty words
<criticizes someone for complaining about how they're a bitch and tries to say everyone else is also

>>948838266
Since when?

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>>948838278
No not everyone else. Just you. Nigger faggot kike.

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>>948838246
Umadbro?

>>948838338
No i enjoy making fun of your complaining and making you admit you're a bitch to jews

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>>948838392
Wow you suck at this. You really should go back. Nigger kike.

>>948838311
Yet you admit you believe jews run everything in your life and feel your persecuted when in reality you're just a failure denying accountability for your problems you caused yourself

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>>948838392
^ Babies first time trying reverse psychology. LoL.

>>948838427
proof?

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>>948838443
>Yet you admit
When did that happen? Nigger kike?

>>948838464
Nigger kike much?

>>948838452
It's not reverse psychology you retard it's pointing out your inconsistency

>>948838487
Cool story there, nigger kike.

>>948838469
Tell me about the ZOG and great white replacement theory you believe

>>948838508
>you believe
When did I say any such thing, nigger kike?

>>948838526
If you don't believe it what are you on about? Are you just spouting bs for attention?

>>948838560
>what are you on about?
I'm on about you, you nigger kike.

>>948838573
Oh so you think i'm causing all your problems and shit

>>948838599
>so you think i'm causing all your problems and shit
I think you're a nigger kike.

>>948838630
Oh so you think i'm causing all your problems and shit

>>948838599
Seek professional help for those voices in your head, nigger kike.

>>948838652
Thats a lovely strawman, nigger kike. Wow, you suck at this.

>>948838653
You're the one with voices in your head and those voices tell you [x group or person] is the cause of all your troubles and it's not your own fault

Electric cars are shit.

>>948838702
>and those voices tell you [x group or person] is the cause of all your troubles and it's not your own fault
Another strawman from the nigger kike.

>>948838708
For now and we're a long way from them being any good in comparison to gas

The problem with Tesla is they havent fully fleshed out their repair and service center network so they intentionally engineer in a few bugs so you have to spend monies to fund the expansion of the electric car charging and service infrastructure.

Otherwise EVs could be rather cheap to maintain. They have few moving parts, most of the braking is regenerative not wearing out physical brake pads/calipers.

They do have a gearbox oil that needs changing every 90k and kindly dont bother arguing this. Its easy enough to google and I dont care to argue with halfwits.

Yes they suck for long trips and charging from tesla chargers is just as expensive as buying gas per mile, roughly. But overnight charging and driving locally does make lots of sense and is cheaper long term.

Also gas powered vehicles burn 15x as often as EVs. Again do your research, not gonna debate and waste time.

They also weigh 5,000+ pounds and eat tires like they're going out of style. Unless you buy a tiny Honda EV or a Leaf or some shit.

>>948838304
tengu demons go way back

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kike check. 1, 2, 1, 2.

I'm back, it's nice to see I can randomly leave and shane still argues with everyone and assumes he's still talking to me. whata lil nigger kike faggot.

>>948838913
I could buy 4 BYD electric cars for the price of a tesla
despite all the niggerish complaining by Musk and Trump they are the epitome of failed white boys dei for white dweebs and losers

>>948839784
>I could buy 4 BYD electric cars
Garbage.

>all the niggerish complaining by Musk and Trump they are the epitome of failed
TIL 2 billionaires one the RICHEST FUCKING MAN ON EARTH FOR AT LEAST A FEW YEARS are boths somehow "failures."

Wow that TDS must be hurting your brain really bad. Get help.

>>948837818
While the fix is seen as robust, it does not fix the embarrassment of a high-tech truck needing "glue" in the first place.

Moreover, competent design engineers would know the difficulty of trying to hold stainless steel on using glue alone, and would have selected a better glue to begin with instead of recalling 46,000 cybertrucks to fix their stupid mistake, by then using the better glue they should have used in the first place.

Makes us wonder how many other stupid mistakes they made.

>>948839930
>Makes us wonder how many other stupid mistakes they made.
Hyundai and Honda and Toyota had similar issues when they were new at making cars.

As did Ford, Chevy and GMC. In fact some of their failures are outright laughable.

The Ford Pinto would explode with just a minor tap to the rear bumper due to improper gas tank engineering.

Many such cases.

So dont buy a Tesla. They're a relatively new company and the Cybertruck is what? 3 years old?

>>948840088
>>So dont buy a Tesla.
I didn't buy one.

I also didn't give Musk $250,000 deposit on a roadster 8 years ago, that was supposed to come out in 2020, but still hasn't come out and we still don't know any firm production date.

Must be nice to hold millions of dollars of your customers' money, and earn interest on it, while they forego the interest and get nothing for 8 years.

>>948840367
Not my problem.

>>948840704
So you were too smart to trust Elon with a $250k deposit for something he wouldn't deliver?

Or you're too poor to have an extra $250k lying around?

>>948841489
The mystery deepens!
Does he know who his mother is?

>>948843945
he pretends to be his mom on x and logged into the wrong account, it's still up

>>948810756
No, thet would be the delorean. It has a cigar lighter instead of a cigarette lighter

>>948843984
elon is so fucking weird

>>948844062
seems pretty important to him to establish some kind of backstory on his parents that the public will buy. would be interesting to know where his grandmother actually was between 1948-1966 because I doubt it's where he said she was

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Howdy pardners

>>948845004
oh herro

>>948841187
Not my problem.

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>>948810756
>technologically advanced
for sure not
but this question has been answered
https://youtu.be/L3oO510dyVI?t=666

>>948846911
I just watched the boys

>>948847878
You
went to an NBA game? Which one are you taking home?

>>948847878
i stopped after season 2 when it got ultra gay

>>948848810
What
>>948849090
Yeah invincible is better

>>948818156
i had thought the pinnacle of overcompensation was the f350, i was wrong. did you have to prove your micropenis before purchasing or was it just assumed?

>>948850656
why because i made a joke and said it has cybernetics? are you actually retarded or something

>>948810756
This piece of shit is NOT a truck asshole.
Get a fucking clue.

the jeet bots have arrived.

Hi Josh

>>948810756
Its not even a truck

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>>948838508
Gravity is a theory with effects that can be seen and documented.
Does that mean it is fake?

>>948855415
What is needed to make something a conspiracy? I'll tell you wyat and that is conspirators

I got honked at

>>948857208
Why

>>948857340
Didn't have my lights on. I'm going to cut myself as punishment

>>948810756
When I think of the cybertruck, I immediately think of this:

https://www.thedrive.com/news/a-tesla-cybertruck-tried-conquering-the-rubicon-trail-its-been-stuck-for-days

>A Tesla Cybertruck successfully completed the challenging Rubicon Trail in August 2025 but required roughly seven to eight days, significant repairs (including multiple broken tie rods and a steering rack failure), and support from a chase vehicle, with the owner not recommending the attempt.

123517R Bear / knowledge planned head traumas torture war planned torture for offenses illegal screw all not involved illegally for slavery cause dismemberment cause minor and adult offenses PLANNED CROOKED SHIT...KNOWLEDGE OF WHOLE FUCKING JOKE PLANNED

Next n I lost with last ! Next n...all wages teach children code 192n11-nJCD12n caution all not crooked learn my medical structural financial knowledge reverse not interested in in word wages

One two buckle my shoe

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>>948810756
40 years old and still works better than the Cybertruck in literally every way.

>>948810756

No, that would be the Rivian R1T.

Sure, there's less "technology" in the Rivian, but it can actually do truck stuff, unlike Elon's low-polygon Playstation 1 wet dream. And the Rivian doesn't turn into a high-tech coffin when the electricity doesn't work.

100% an ICE vehicle enjoyer.

>>948860381
ok

>>948826617
>fake sales
Bro the liberals are wasting millions of tax payer dollars auditing the shit outta him.
Fake sales would bury him and they'd love too hold that over Trump as if he is responsible

>>948837663
>obvious AI
Anon I know jeets suck at manufacturing but look at the tire rims

>>948854602
Hey

>>948863300
How are you

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>>948810756
>ever made
pic related was the most advance method for cloud seeding.

Can I pee on your butt?

>>948810756
No.

>>948865164
Nigger daddy dickdown

>>948865164
Yes.

>>948818156
Have you connected the car directly into your flesh to drive it?
What the fuck do you mean 'cybernetics'?

>>948865199
Drink your cum?

>>948865198
>>948865186

No

I'm stealth camping

>>948865238
No

>>948864197
Not the best lately, but it's fine. Hope you're doing alright though

>>948865270
Stealth camping in my bussy?

>>948865379
What’s wrong?

>>948865610
Burned my bussy

Shane, you gotta sleep

>>948865919
Ain't no sleeping with this big nigger cock up my ass

>>948866129
k

Can't sleep without Nuri's ass in my face

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I need to kidnap Kombuchan

>>948866394
I fucked her at the library sale at Aldi today