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Reminder
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>>948839106
And according to all 4 BILLION+ women on Earth, you will never qualify as even half a man
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Why do you have a digital representation of a child saved on your computer?
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>>948839164
it's a digital representation of an android
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>>948839160

Damn...MY ass hurts after that...
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>>948839220
That was made to look like a child
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>>948839160
Women are never satisfied, anon. Never. You'll learn someday. Until then, keep simping.
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>>948839106
Best news I've heard all day. Cant imagine bitching and whining constantly and then theres that whole deal about bleeding for 5 days but not dying.

And what the fuck is the deal with a Pottery Barn? Srsly its the most boring shit ever. Why do bitches?
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>>948839164
Why do you have thousands of blacked loli porn that you spam on this board saved on your computer?
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>>948839106
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>>948839248
It's a petite woman who is hyper intelligent yet naive and was made to replicate the creators daughter to cure her of an illness.
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>>948839257

...............he says

...............to the man who
...............quite literally had sex with
...............over 800 women in my life

............... I wonder if they can surgically remove your foot from your mouth
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>>948839511
>...............to the man who
>...............quite literally had sex with
>...............over 800 women in my life
Sure you did, sparky. And sure that really did happen, right?

But you dont know squat about women, do you? They really are never satisfied.

You'll learn someday.
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>>948839511
>over 800 women in my life
Fuggin ROFL.
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>>948839106
thank god
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>>948839660
Ikr.

And who the fuck spends $50 on brunch? Wtf even is "brunch?" Dont tell me. I know.

Fuggin eggs a sprinkle of cheese and maybe 2 thin pieces of toast and a fucking mix of orange juice and ginger ale or whatever? 50 fucking bucks?

Women.
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>>948839583
Back in the '80s, I was a strip club DJ in Atlanta....

A job I held for almost 10 years....
If you can handle basic math, that's almost 3,650 NIGHTS of getting to pick and choose which stripper I wanted to suck my dick that night...

When you stop and realize I worked there almost 3,650 nights, the number 800 doesn't seem particularly large

In fact, I could have been banging a lot more, but I definitely earned my cynicism and abrasive perspectives....
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>>948839106
You will never be a man.
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>>948839106
The fix is in. 1,000s of detransitioners are suing the monsters that led them down such a dark and deadly path and believe me they're getting paid bigly.

Give it a few years and no adult will risk the liability of even suggesting a kid was born into the wrong body.
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>>948839737
Nigger just shut up. Nobody cares.
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>>948839792

At 15, I lost my virginity to Lori McClendon.... I had sex with a few other girls, but I had never been in a real relationship.

I hadn't had a girlfriend yet.....

UNTIL JOY CAME WALKING OF THE CLUB...

and she looked at me, up and down, and grabbed my sleeve and DRAGGED ME to her car...

She was BEAUTIFUL...she was also a 36-year-old registered nurse at Piedmont hospital

I got all of my stuff out of my parents' house, and Joy taught me exactly how women like to get laid...

By the way, since I don't have any old photos of joy... I downloaded a pic of a Young Jessica Lange...

Because Jessica Lange had the same phenotypical markers as Joy

Everybody would tell her, wherever we went, people would always say "has anybody ever told you that you look like Jessica lange?"

So for whatever it's worth, joy and Jessica had THE SAME FACE...
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>>948839792

Yep.... I just happened to be at the right place at the right time when Joey came walking out of the bar...

And that's how at age 16, I had a hot as fuck 36 year old fiance...

What were you doing when you were 16?
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>>948839235
Not as much as his
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>>948840586
Lol @ Joey hahaha

.........JOY*
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>>948839164
>Why do you have a digital representation of a child saved on your computer?
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>>948839106
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>>948840714
we didn't get rid of that commie egalitarian kike. not fully. BURN THE CHURCHES.
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>>948840758
https://voca.ro/1mTJczffOeWJ
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>>948839106
kek was this actually in the game?
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>>948839106
That’s fine with me. I am happy just looking like a hot women and all the men that come with looking like a hot women (with a penis).
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>>948839106
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>>948839106
>tranny derangement syndrome
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>>948846958
Gays only represent 4% of the population and arent winning any favors lately, calling other people "clankers" is ironic.
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>>948847034
It’s called gender dysphoria
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>>948839302
Pottery barn is for rich housewives who have the money but not the creativity to do interior design. My wife used to do showcases for those fucking creatures once a week and it was almost intolerable. But they are willing to shell out 400k on a new living room setup with 12% going to my wife so I have no complaints
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>>948847071
you will never have sex
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>>948839511
>...............quite literally had sex with
Doubt.
>...............over 800 women in my life
Double Doubt.
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>>948847999
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>>948846958
I thought she was a toaster.
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>>948847999
Nice digits.
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>>948847451
I’ve had sex and I also have mixed feelings about the lgbt.
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>>948848240
sex with yourself and/or an inanimate object doesn't count
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>>948848279
I’ve had sex with women and I still have mixed to negative feelings about the alphabet community.
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>>948848290
I think the onus is on you to provide proof
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>>948848322
Would I have this meme saved on my phone if I liked homosexuals?
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>>948848399
because it reminds you that you're a gay retard
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>>948848399
No wait how about this. While I think some homosexuals are acceptable, almost all transvestites are insufferable.
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>>948848399
Yes.
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>>948848431
Why does it even matter to you?
It sounds like you want to be a girl and you're jaded and want to bring everyone else down.
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>>948848431
Like OP I also think transvestites are mentally ill and aren’t women.
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I think people and transvestites could get along for trannies have to stop forcing their way into women’s spaces and stay away from kids.
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>>948848602
why would anyone want to be weak and lame and get paid less than male counterparts, believe in horoscopes, get hassled by men and worry about being raped when going outside at night, complain about everything, and bleed all the time?
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>>948849047
Because they’re porn addicted and mentally ill.
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>>948852906
What do you think it says about you that this is how you spend your day?
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>>948839160
>>948839235
>>948840646
samefag redditor
>>948839764
seethe, troon
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>>948848488
>all transphobia is projection
this is the most autistic cope that gets regurgitated by troons. people just think you’re weird and gross
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>>948839160
You value the opinion of women? What are you gay
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>>948839106
Reminder that you are literally the only real transphobe on this board and it's cringe AF
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>>948839160
>Listening to women
>Ever
Ask me how I know you are a retard and a fag.
>>948839511
>>948839737
And then everyone clapped.
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>>948840586
So, you're bragging about getting raped?
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>>948840758
Typical lefty
>Tolerance is only good if it aligns with my personal views
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>>948848279
Just because you act like a bitch doesn't make you a woman, sweaty.
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>>948853364
what does it say about you that defending THIS is how you spend your day? don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question.
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>>948840714
satan lies, even if telling the truth benefits him
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>>948839160
I always add this to OPs statement when calling a troon a troon because men who troon out don't qualify as men in the eyes of women
Losers, failures, trash, all synonymous with troon
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>>948839106
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Why are you guys so obsessed? Fear?
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>>948860828
>Why are you guys so obsessed?
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>>948839106
I thank God everyday for it.
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>>948857888
You mistake defending for making fun of a no-life loser whose entire personality revolves around who he sees as the ideological other.
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>>948839106
Bro why you have to do Diana like that? Just cause she's a bot don't mean she can't dream...



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