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Waifu thread

Previous: I'm not pasting previous.

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless you roll trips)
>Only one claim per person
>Keep RP/ERP in private.
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No oversexualized content
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>>948843612
DO DON!!
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Hell has the better music.
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>>948843612
>>948843648
OW
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Dead fake community lol
with a hurtcore chomo tranny who lives in his dads unfinished room as OP

it's just a discord clique of circlejerking loser trannys who invaded a community and wouldn't leave
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Sounds based.
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japanese soldier who kept fighting for 29 years after wwii ended
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Why is the rum gone?
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>>948846359
I can't read japanese but this post is probably really funny.
>>948846611
Rum gnomes...
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>>948846708
Sop I have made a mistake. I didn't roll for Klukai's recent banner. I thought Soppo was coming but it was only for CHAIIINA
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>>948846708
what's really funny is you getting made fun of by 12yo's and then downloading kitts to attack those same kits instead of being a fucking adult
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>>948845391
>threatning kidren is based
neck yourself
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lol
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>>948846753
Daaamn, might as well reroll your account, RIP.
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>>948847387
lol lmao tranny
trandy is going to be your boyfriend because he doesn't present as a female yet unlike you
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>>948846957
Nah. I don't think I will. Kids are obnoxious little shits.
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>>948847387
Oh yeah, have you messed with tequila for cocktails or infusions? I'm thinking of infusing limes in tequila.
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>>948843451
tetetete teto
flatchest supremacy
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I smell booze talk.
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>>948847740
You eventually will seeing as how depressing your life situation is going to be soon you can't even eat this many skittles or you'd throw up
a mfking lolipop might kill you in a few years
nigga can't go to adult parties or uou gonka end up looking like clavicular just no hoes and uglier
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>>948847961
Based. Teto in Fortnite when?

>>948848014
Do you like tequila?
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>>948847926
I personally wouldn't bother much with infusions, just mix with juice at that point.
But you can experiment if you want.
Margaritas are the most popular option I guess, tequila sunrise is also famous, mainly for the looks.
>>948847961
I love modest chested women.
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>>948848263
I don't drink tequila often, something about it fucks me most of the time after two shots and there's the aftertaste. Recently I had a cookout and friends of mine had me squeeze lime in it and put salt on my hand, that made it delicious so it got me thinking.. what if I infused limes into the tequila. This I will experiment
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>>948848263
you like men and flirt with men also you wanted the guys who didn't want you in the shower with them to pound your ass
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>>948848112
I do, it coesnt like me much though.
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>>948848648
I could only stomach like two shots. The body doesn't really favor anything but whiskey
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>>948848263
>I love modest chested women.
Based.
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>>948848854
He means men
he's """Asexual""" thoughbeit as it doesn't matter what he likes or dislikes because neither will be with him besides online and even then that's unlikely
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>>948848854
B cup Best cup.
>>948848365
... you never had tequila with lime and salt before...?
Infusing won't be as great as you think but sure go for it, thin slices and leave it for atleast a week in a jar with the liquor.
White tequila will be your best bet, golden one is aged in wood and will have those flavours too strongly.
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>>948849686
I have not! I rarely drink tequila and when I do drink it's just straight tequila, nothing else. Whiskey is what I'm having 95% of the time
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>>948849686
B and C are peak.
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>>948848706
Hard agree, my blood has been replaced by Guinness at this point.
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>>948850323
You don't get any so it doesn't matter what you like ranjeet
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I love my dorky edgleord chuuni waifu.
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>>948843451
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HELP! MIPS32 IS AFTER ME!!!
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>>948853583
Beautiful
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Gates Of Hell O
Slower

Lay down, through the gates of hell we'll stay
'Cause I've got your soul, and with it, I'm gonna play
'Cause I've got your soul, and with it, you will obey
So stay with me forever
I'll take your pain away
You'll stay with me forever
We'll burn in hell together someday
Come here, take my hand, I'll show you the way
Stay here, like a dog, do as I say
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we are real!!! 2026!!!!!!!!!
https://thebest404pageeverredux.com/swf/8bitsong_6215.swf
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>>948855976
Cringe
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>>948856716
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you marry me marry me marry me get wife plapl pv marry me please marry me marry me marry me, tell me when you marry me okay marry me marry me marray me marry me marry ne anytime marry me now marry me thrices three times marry me again and again marry me be my wife I be your wife we wife, keep scrolling. Please god please Earth chan please please I am waiting I love oyu so much I love you I love you your hair is beautiful. I love you I love you I love you I love you IO love you I love you I love you, I am happy. Love you. Mwah, Earth, I love you Earth. You are worried about what exactly? We're here. I love you, Erde. I love you very much.
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>>948856869
pshh

all christian stuff is cringe and dark but that's why everyone likes it. black sabbath etc

https://youtu.be/TemJZYCc5bc?si=RtxvNP1BmzttanS8
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>>948857133
You clearly don't understand what christianity is
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>>948857195
hoyo has bangers don't it?
damn killed it with promeia aka batman
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Hail Satan!
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>>948856716
I will be back, Earth
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Project Blue Beam soon.
Elon will make waifus real.
Trust the plan.
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>>948858767
fuck that I ain't no pussywhipped nigger

MAKE US ANIME CHARACTERS!
I WANNABE GOKU MORE THAN I WANT TO FUCK ANY ANIME BITCH BECAUSE IT OPENS UP THE GATES!

WHAT BITCH GOING TO DO WHEN YOU TELL HER BITCH ILL STAIN EVERY ONE ON THE PLANET UNLESS YOU SUCK THIS DICK WITH YOUR HOTTEST FRIEND
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Uh oh drunken micropenis'd pinoy meltdown...
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>>948859752
>drunk
you saying you'd rather be pussywhipped by a waifu than be able to blow up planets and explore the universe?
nigga you're pussyreliant it's literally not that good to throw away power
I wouldn't deny either but if i had to choose one or the other i'm becoming goku fuck that love shit
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Also i literally have the 2nd biggest dick on this board that i'm aware of but probably better to ask neptroon since he has a museum of dudes dick because he's gay as fuck and a tranny (they're mostly kidren tbh though)
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>faggot tranny pinoy talking about his micropenis clitty for seeking validation
lol lmao
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a
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>>948860596
you're just jealous my dick is big take out that ruler nigger i'll take out mine
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Gay
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>hurr ur all gay
>posts ugly ass dick pics
lol
lmao
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>>948860764
>talks about dick
<i'm bigger than you
>dicklet seethe when i am

every time all the time
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How sad. Poor little gay dicklet pinoy can't stop thinking about dicks.
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>>948860919
you started talking about dicks >>948859752
nobody else did besides you
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>>948860977
You posted your dick>>948860706
Nobody else did that but you
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Dood projects his black cock loving pedophilic homosexual troon tendencies onto everyone else.
How sad.
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trandy aka mexiliz the ricedick talks about dicks but never his own unlike me
when i do it's about my own
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>>948861060
nigger trandy you've been clocked as a pedophile since 2018 on kiwi
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Malding in the closet troon pinoy seething about his little pinoy micropenis.
Sad.
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Look at the little guy go! All methed up with his whippets!
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>>948861140
Nigger trandy
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Absolutely malding little baby penis pinoy. Poor guy. It's so small...
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Poor fella. It has brain damage from alcoholism and whippits. Shrunk it's little penis. It's almost inverted now. Poor pedo pinoy.
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>>948861390
Lol you better stfu i'm not nice
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>s-stop making fun of my baby dick and drug addictions!
Poor little guy is so sensitive. Like a girl lol. How sad.
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>>948861941
How'd you get the name babynuts?
Did something happen while you used to erp?
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absolutely malding
so mad he can't even reply correctly
just keeps thinking about cock and balls like the troon pedo whippits alcoholic that he is
how pitiful
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>>948862122
Do you want to go through you erping with other men as a female?
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Little guy is so mad and malding because he's so sensrive about his puny pinoy weenie and brain damage from whippits and alcoholism.
Poor thing. Such a little girl.
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Poor pinoy. I hate to tell you but I'm going to bed soon. Worked hard today so I am tired. You'll have to wait until sop poster shows up for someone to cry to for attention and validation seeking.
I know you have a crush on him and love him.
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>>948862581
>Worked hard today
Feds told me you don't work lol
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>>948860706
ew
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>>948866012
The only woman that has seen his dick is his cousin, so he doesn't know what a healthy dick looks like
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Daily bucket filling session complete



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