>assistant
>me and and another assistant break into the vault separately to steal the shit inside
>warden catches us
>warden dual-wields the tasers but misses all the shots
>tries to flash, disarm him and steal it
>tries to stunbaton, disarm him and steal it
>tries to flashbang, stun him with the baton and run away from the flashbang to recover faster than him
>warden suicides and immediately disconnects
Sorry warden. I tried to carry out your legacy by becoming the new warden.

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>>948854609

>run into sec officer playing maracas
>ask about his mexican heritage
>end up arguing about food for several minutes
>eventually get a message about real mexicans
>gather some cigars for the mexicans
>head over to the meeting in arrivals for some reason
>mexicans are bullying turk roach
>meeting suddenly attacked by janitor tear gasing
>mexicans freak out and throw cuban petes maracas everywhere
>everyone dies
>get revived
>send a message to centcomm pinning all the blame on turk roach
>they decide to send an investigator
>oh shit
>try to talk to the janny to convince him to claim to be turkish
>isn't in jail
>investigator shows up and asks for me
>rush back to the station
>give the investigator my evidence which consists of a drawing of a dead sec officer and photograph of a pirate
>even get a witness to back up my outrageous claims
>witness mention janny in jail
>sigh as we go all the way to perma just to see he's not there
>check out the bomb site
>start making up crazy stories based on every piece of new evidence we find
>investigator listens and makes notes
>thanks us for our time, tells me we will be compensated and departs
>head to the shuttle
>start pondering the orb
>die without getting my bonus

>>948854990
>throws cuban pete maracas everywhere
>everyone dies
How does a maraca kill everyone in the room?

ss13 devs never recovered watching among us make millions

What happened to /vg/station? Played it for years but I don't see it anymore

Wait there's amongus but with do whatever you want? Why did I never hear about this

>>948858876
They moved to /vm/ because it's a less spammed board

>>948857638
It's known as a marassacre

>>948854990
Is after that when you noticed things changed for you?

>>948854392
my muscles involuntarily flex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b78jYfOVCVM