redpill me on butt stuff
>>948875668Don't stick your tongue up there unless she's showered and has cleaned inside, unless you enjoy an upset stomach (cue the retards who say they've tongued their girl's ass immediately she's had a shit and never had a problem)If you're going to fuck her ass then too much lube is not enough, go slow and let her set the pace - don't think you can joyously go balls-deep in one thrustYou might get shit on your dick, depending on her dietNever, ever go ass to vag - always wash in between. If you do it right and rub her clit some women can orgasm from anal (mine being one)Porn isn't real life
>>948875668It's gay as fuckthe women that do it are also the same women that'll bed a hundred men without showering and kiss their soy cuck husbands with the same mouth
>>948876594>It's gay as fuck>done with a woman>gay as fuck
>>948876501>Never, ever go ass to vag - always wash in between.I've seen camwhores do this to themselves without even looking at the toy, bizarre.
>>948876816Maybe they love UTIs and yeast infections.>The burn during peeing; the itch; the smellI agree it's completely retarded behaviour
>>948875668Anal sex is basically fucking a sphincter, small opening that is tight on your cock. In comparison, vaginas are nice, fleshy and tight. I've banged every girl I dated in the tush and none of them complained because if you go slow, use lots of lube, play with her clit (of have her use a vibrator), they actually enjoy it and my wife cums hard. Yeah, no ATV or ATM. For me, its not just a different sensation than her mouth or pussy, its fully dominating her leaving a nice load in her ass. But at the end of the day, you are messing around with a sewer, so unless you want nasty bacteria like E. coli or parasites (everyone has 'em which is why you should have a parasite cleanse every 6 months) don't stick your tongue there. Common sense.
>>948875668It's hot as hell, the best sex is nasty sex
>>948875668I hope thats a girl's butt XD
>>948876656I guess wearing women's clothes and getting pegged by a manly lesbian isn't gay to you either, fag.
>>948879832Sounds straight to me. I bet you think banging femboys isn't gay
>>948879832So you need a strawman to try to make a rebuttal? Don't you realise that means you lost?In case you don't understand why I use strawman - , who mentioned wearing women's clothing? or getting pegged? or even manly lesbians?Are you sure you're commenting in the correct thread? But your own proclivities may be on show a little more than you intended
>>948875668it's nasty
>>948875668I've never had sex.
>>948880652At some point you will and you'll learn it's somewhat overrated.
After your first prostate orgasm, you’ll change your mind about anal
>>948880781I'm thirty two, so I won't. I'm attractive, but I have autism, so I will live my entire life without sex.
>>948880781>At some point you willWhen and how?
>>948880922Was your first anal orgasm with a dildo or a cock?
>>948882477Neither. Massage wand.
>>948882581So no penetration?