Friends sister is a model. ama
>>949150461>amawhy are you geh?
>>949150461Just because somebody took (horrible) photographs of her, that doesn't mean she's a "model'She's not even pretty...she's not hideousBut she's definitely not particularly prettyShe doesn't even know how to poseHer stance is so uncomfortable looking So unnatural and stiff and unprofessional And look how stupid the entire photograph is, it's got horrible composition, the swimsuit looks stupid on her, and having a shirt tied around her waist is ridiculous THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS AN AMATEUR AND THE FEMALE IS NOT A MODEL
>>949150461LMMFGDAO @ "MODEL" HAHAHAHA
>>949150542Naw she’s super pretty anon. You think she looks super uncomfortable?>>949150587Wtf she definitely a hot ass model
>>949150587Lmao time to degrade this anons dream girl. Ready kek?
>>949150542She's taking the picture she's being told to take, anon. You don't know anything about modeling if you think it just means pretty girls.
>>949150749Youre arguing with LoLvis, welcome to /b/ newfriend
>>949150542>says the overweight neet from his mothers basementOk talent scout, thanks for the reddit spacing.
>>949150814Who the hell is that
>>949150461not something to brag about tbh
>>949151009Wat? She hot as fuck
>>949150851Next time you see a response thats a tonnof shit not worth reading thats littered with Reddit spacing and RANDOM CAPITALIZED NONSENSE you'll know its the logfaggot Lolvis. Just ask him how his meth habit is doing and he will bump your thread to the 300s
>>949151101Meh, 7/10. She looks pretty typical tbh. Also, dont get v& broadcasting her as her promotions manager.
>>949150840Believe it or not, I used to work for Warner Brothers recording division, and I was tasked with picking out models for press conferences and music video shoots They would fly me into New York where I worked with ELITE Models, so I'm very familiar with the high end of the modeling industry. However, for the music videos, I usually chose girls off the street, rock and roll looking girls, instead of "modeling agency" talentThe professional models didn't have the rock and roll feel, so for the ZZ Top shoots half of the girls were strippers. The woman in these photographs today IS NOT A MODEL SHE'S NOT A FUCKING MODEL And the photographer IS NOT A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER He's one of those guys who bought a camera and tells girls that he does photo shoots trying to get in their pants Those people are a dime a dozen, and there's always a lame chick who falls for it, thinking this is their big chance to have a portfolio. Hahahaha it's horrible photography It's some of the most amateur bullshit photography you can find, and she's just as much of an amateur as him
>>949150840> Talent scout No sir. The job title was ART DIRECTOR when working on still imagery But when you're doing videos, the same job is called PRODUCTION DESIGNER
>>949151101No..... No she's really NOTThe more photographs you show, the more obvious her amateur status becomes She's got a strange face And she's uncomfortable and stiff She doesn't know anything about modeling, the photographer doesn't know anything about composition, and neither do you.. obviously These photographs are garbage
>>949151188>>949151211Stop doing meth bro, its not healthy for a retired has-been to get on 4chan all day while zooted.
>>949151140There's nothing random about my use of capitalization I use it for EMPHASIS, because they don't have bold or italic on this website So as a substitution for bold lettering or italic lettering, I very INTENTIONALLY use capitalization for EMPHASIS You're just not very smart You don't have a creative eye You don't think creatively You're very linear And you don't understand fluid creative thinking By the way.... Why don't you have a girlfriend? It's not like you're a quadriplegic It's not like you're a hunchback There's absolutely NO reason why a man your age shouldn't have at least one girlfriend.I guess the answer is pretty obvious You don't have a girlfriend Because you're scared of failure So you never even try Which inherently means YOU FAIL DUE TO YOUR FEAR OF FAILURE
>>949151162Fair assessment >>949151248Anon your joking her face 10/10Body 10/10
>>949151251LOL @ you thinking you're triggering me You actually thought the word "meth" made me derail threads? And you're so stupid, you thought I would stop at 300 posts? 300 is a low number for me
>>949151364Hahahahahaha!!!It's HORRIBLEA M A T E U R H O U R
>>949151364Show ass
>>949151386Anon your tripping. Wish you could degrade her properly >>949151403Cute little ass
Pay attention, because I realize this is confusing for you.....YOU'RE*If the one syllable words are too complicated, perhaps you should just point your finger and make grunting noises instead?
>>949151445Everybody values the opinion of adult males who can't differentiate between one syllable words
>>949151445Q: were you born illiterate, or did you have to go to school to learn how to misspell one syllable words?
>>949151445HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!LMMFAOLOOK HOW STUPID SHE LOOKSThis photographer is such an amateur The lighting is too harsh, the composition is horrible, the girl is uncomfortable, and a professional takes hundreds of photographs and only shows the best eight photographs out of the entire thing This is one of the photographs that gets thrown away
>>949151445Her ass is slightly flat, and that's okay, but that particular angle is very unflattering for her assLike I said, a professional photographer shoots hundreds of photos, and only picks out the best EIGHT pictures
>>949151445That is such an unflattering picture Wow.. absolute garbage
>>949151445Lemme guess ..........You also think Melania Trump was a supermodel before she met her retarded monkey husband?
Chrissy not gonna be happy you posting her here /b/ro. Guess I need to rethink our friendship
>>949151445AGAIN:I bet you think Melania Trump used to be a supermodel.... Don't you?
>>949151482>>949151494I dont understand >>949151540She looks freakin hot, these are amazing pics >>949151560>>949151573Her ass is amazing 10/10 models don’t have fat ass like Americans
>>949151629Busted!! Hahaha oh my fucking god
>>949151629Fuck now we’re talking. More chrissy. Was this saved?
>>949151445HINT:Just because some guy has a camera and takes pictures of girls he meets on the street, that doesn't mean he's a real photographer And it certainly doesn't mean she's a real model
>>949151445Please feel free to misspell YOU'RE* again
>>949151445When I was young, I knew several guys in Atlanta who used that same technique, trying to get laid. They'd buy a camera and when they met girls, they would claim to be a photographer and they would try to dazzle the girls And only the true amateur women were inexperienced enough to actually fall for it
>>949151716Could you please calm down
>>949151659> These are amazing pics Hahahahaha sure they areAfter all, you're obviously an expert when it comes to visuals
>>949151629Wat?
>>949150542>>949151188this guy is right, your sister inst hideous but not particularly pretty either, the whole thing seems kinda amateur
>>949151740But I don't think any of those "I'm a photographer" douchebags ever got any pussy with their little technique Because I would always see those guys alone at nightclubs, and sometimes they would walk around in nightclubs with a camera around their neck As if real professional photographers walk around in nightclubs carrying a camera around their neck looking for models HAHAHAHAHAGrow up
>>949151768.......correct, sir(OP is offended, because he thinks I'm being mean and unfair) But you and I both know I'm simply being
>>949151785I agree. Guys be walking around with camera and think they are photographers
>>949150461Okay.........Let's cut to the chase, alright?The reason you don't have a girlfriend is because YOU NEVER EVEN TRY You let opportunities slip through your fingers all the time, because you convince yourself it won't work, so you never even bother trying You never "break the ice" by initiating an interesting unusual conversation with women out in public You're not assertive... you don't exude self-confidence, and you don't initiate conversations instead, you convince yourself there was no reason to even try, then you go home and masturbate thinking about "what if"YOU are the reason you don't have a girlfriend You never create opportunities for yourself So of course you remain overlookedWhereas an assertive guy will jump at the opportunity, begin an interesting conversation with her, and based simply on the laws of statistics and probabilities, at least two out of every 10 girls end up putting out
>>949151785What kind of podunk ass nightclub lets average people walk around with cameras around their necks? What you saw were scouts / people who had contracts with the clubs. I don't think I've ever been in a club that's low end enough to let someone in with a full ass dslr hanging out
>>949151869There's one guy I used to know in particular...GREG BROWN He was a pervert, but he was also a very uncomfortable creepy uptight guy But he would literally walk around in a nightclub with a camera around his neck Hahahahaha
>>949151908Oh I'm talking about some of the busiest nightclubs in Atlanta back in the '80s And yes, those guys would literally had the camera hanging around their neck, pretending as if they were professional photographers, out on the town looking for new talent HAHAHAHAHA NO SHIT(Greg Brown was such a creep, he never got any pussy at all, because even if the girl was stupid enough to let him start taking pictures of her, his personality was so creepy, that no woman would ever be interested in him.. he had such a creepy energy about him)But he wasn't the only one...It used to be a very common scam back in the '80s... "I'm a photographer"Thinking they could appeal to vulnerable women who had dreams of being a model, but who didn't know anything about the actual modeling industry
>>949151908> What you saw were scouts / people who had contracts with the clubsWrongI WORKED AT THE NIGHTCLUBAnd I knew Greg Brown personally, used to get stoned with him out in the parking lot, and those nightclubs didn't have contracts with any talent scout
GOD DAMMIT!!!I'm making a real effort to stop smoking ever since the heart surgery last month, and my vape just died And I don't feel like going to the store to buy another vape right now God dammit
Fuck!!... So I guess I'm gonna have to smoke cigs for a whileI'm nowhere near ready to go to the store I was planning on sleeping in for another couple hours this morning Oh well.. I guess it's time for a fucking cigarette
Time for coffeeGod dammit I was really looking forward to getting a couple more hours of sleep I guess I'm scratching that plan
>>949152141A cigarette? Jesus christ lolvis just end it. You talk about the 80s like you remember it. Remember when heart surgery was a second chance at life and people didn't waste it by going back to smoking fucking cigarettes?
>>949152198Dude...................I've been clinically dead SIX TIMES™not joking, not larping, it's 100% trueSIX TIMES....I've got "me" under control I know what I'm doing And like I said, my cardiologist knows I'm still in the process of quitting cigarettes ( I'm a former drug enthusiast, who will be celebrating 10 years clean in less than 2 weeks) Notice I said drug ENTHUSIAST Not a drug addict I was never addicted to any of those drugs I was simply ENTHUSIASTIC about getting high
>>949152198However, although quitting drugs was actually a lot easier than I expected....QUITTING CIGARETTES IS THE HARDEST ADDICTION I'VE EVER DEALT WITHWhich is crazy because at least drugs did something for me At least drugs got me high Cigarettes haven't done anything for me But they are the hardest substance to quit
Time for an espressoBbs
lol @ people who believe Melania Trump used to be a "super model"
>>949150461And by the way.............I never said the girl in your photographs was "ugly".... because she's not uglyThat's why I was very careful when choosing my words, and I correctly said, "she's not particularly pretty"She's not ugly, but she's definitely not particularly pretty or different or uniqueIf people still went to shopping malls, you could find girls much prettier than her every 20 or 30 ft walking through the mall
"Supermodel" ?...... Lol absolutely not "Model" ??.... That's a very bad ambiguous terminology "Desperate Slovenian prostitute" ??? .....................BINGO !!!!..................
>>949152687Damn speech to text I said "that's a very VAGUE* ambiguous term"
>>949152646I think she’s pretty. Definitely more than average
>>949151629More?
>>949150461What's up with this shitty AMA trend on 4chan? Christ fuck, why don't you all just demand avatars and usernames? "Crossed the street without holding mommy's hand. AMA."
Dam not op but I found more. Anybody wanna degrade her?
>>949152974Busy traffic ?
>>949152799To a starving Ethiopian Child, even a McDonald's hamburger seems gourmet
>>949154134Fuck u Fagget nothing to degrade her >>949155106I know your stroking to her
>>949151101:)
>>949155885Moreeee
>>949151364chrissy is soo fine
>>949156097Mmm fuck yeah she is. Do u have her saved?
>>949156136oh yeah. i was doing the fakes yesterday.
>>949155315
>>949156097Love this pic>>949156220Have more?
>>949156251Wow like to see some anon try to degrade her now
>>949156272
>>949156398Wwyd
>>949156097She reminds me of a cigarette butt that got dropped into a bottle of Miller Lite
>>949156431take her from behind like this
>>949156251she looks like an Iranian man
>>949156220remember when I said she's not ugly?I was wrong
>>949155885LOL @ THE THIRD NIPPLE
>>949156492......says the man who has never had a girlfriend and has never seen a vagina in real life before
>>949156469>>949156499>>949156521Degrade harder faggets oh wait you can’t this is perfection
>>949156575She's got an ugly face, like she's inbred
>>949156818See her teeth?
>>949156575Why are her eyebrows weird? And her mouth and weird teeth? Her teeth are ugly.. why?..;,she got a bulbous nose that's unattractive. Wby is her nose ugly? Her eyes are weird. She looks like a transsexual honestly why is she ugly?
>>949156872She has rat teeth, a weird moth, a big bulbous ugly nose, her eyes aren't symmetrical and she has man's eyebrows. why is she ugly?
>>949156575She literally looks like an inbred trailer park Iranian transsexual guy. Why is she ugly? is her entire family ugly? was it a birth defect?
>>949156818>>949156872>>949156922>>949156959I know you guys are trolling. U would cream yourselves to be with a hot women like her
>>949156575
>>949157030She’s absolutely stunning
>>949156922>>949156959>>949157006Would you let her suck your cock?
Hottest ugliest girl I’ve seen
>>949157025i would never in my life seen with someone like her
>>949158716Why?
>>949159047im too ugly myself
>>949159097Same and I’m fat. Everyone is trolling but she’s sexy
>>949152294Keith Richards has said the same thing and he quit coke and heroin, both of which he did back in the day when the drugs were really good.
>>949159159Agreed >>949160427
>>949150632Amateurish pose, amateurish suit, amateurish photographer.
>>949162968Are you trying to keep thread alive kek
>>949151101Why do they keep hiding her hips?
>>949163023Cause they know you’ll nut to quick. Lovin her tight ass
>>949151716This scam worked SO WELL for me because it was just when digital cameras were coming out and lots of Craigs LIst whores needed their pics taken and uploaded.
