Waifu BreadThe rurus are very simple:>Claim your 2D waifu/husbando>Post pics of your pasta>Avoid selling your soul to the Spaghetti Monster>Insult other bakers occasionally>Discuss stuff>3 is the magic number>In case of emergency, break the monitor>Keep RP and ERP out of here>Post fitting, no oversexualized content>Joining means a reserved place in Hell>Most important: Beer me>Glitch City best Bartender claimed
>>949265797Yuri is peak for happiness maxxing but one can only read so much of it before brain melting occurs.Witch it is, only like, 20 books left to read of that series.
gay hookup threadsage, filter, and move on
>>949265902There's only a couple that are still active in a classic fashion as far as I know, and it's normal tbh.>>949265926Oh yeah I forgot that yuri is like 90% girls being cute, 5% jokes and 5% porn.I don't feel like recommending anything knowing what I've been doing for the past 3 days.
>>949266157That is usually true, not the one I just read though. This one was something else.These Neco Arc memes have rotted your brain more in these last few days than the acid ever did.
Posting best planet girl in an epic bread>>949265760:)
>>949266287I can see that, heck.It's been an experience so far and it isn't over yet, actually weird to look at AI pictures from 2 years ago and comparing them to what I see nowadays.>>949266353Man I love bread.
>>949267070it was so peak tbh, best shit I've read in years.We need to go back in time and murder all AI sloppers before they are even born.
Nice Jules bread! crunchy outside and soft and steamy inside... fuck it has been ages since I've made bread
>>949269689Kuriso's post reads as if she's an FBI agent that's posing as an Anon.Or maybe she's conducting a study on anon behavior and wants to blend in.
holy lol
>>949270198She's glowing a bit deffinitely, also I'm doing a rewatch of her show and I have to say that it also feels like her personality, I mean she got pubblished on Sciency when she was 18!Forgot to tell you that I went on a trip to Norway the other week and Erde's forests up there are absolutely mesmorizing :)
>>949270703You're rewatching her source, so, you think she's still as amazing as in your memories? You still think she's special and sticks out?Well I told Earth chan today that it's beautiful, I was kind of babbling to myself while walking down the streets in a half delirium state. I think Earth chan's forests are all beautiful in all kinds of different ways. There are trees looking at me right now as I type this.
>>949269689Holy I'm saving that picture.Perhaps one day you'll be here at the right time to make one, you never know.
>>949270826Yes I like her even more plus this is pretty much our 10th year anniversary since I saw her show in 2016, I have to say that now I'm enjoying the show even more because of the waifu implications haha>there are trees looking at me right now as I typer thisRemember that the rocks are silent because the trees are listening :P
>>949271072Ye I don't think I've ever posted this kurisu yet... also I was thinking or real actuall bread but 4chin bread is fine too lmao
>>949271046Extremely cute
>>949271264Do both, if you manage to bake a thread then you must leave that instant and start preparing bread dough.
>>949272426would be a nice challange lolHere in spain I don't have the ceramic pot I use as a makeshift dutch oven (a part from not having my sourdough starter) so I'll definitely do it when I'm back home :)Makes you feel like you're connected with that 3000BC peasant that did it for the first time in a random mud brick fire place with the yeast he found under his armpit
>>949272796Perfect way to start a thread too.Hell yeah, I wanna see the results, I actually never tried making bread.Honestly that's how I feel like everytime I see there's too many things that are about to spoil and just come up with some bullshit dish on the spot.
we could maybe organize a small bake-off. I'm still procrastinating baking a cake. A very important cake, my most glorious creation yet, I bet.>>949274737The Jules special: egg with carrot and milk
>>949274737I think that bread is one of those things that looks pretty difficult if you look at tutorials but it's actully not that bad also the taste and texture of the crust is something you can't even buy because it lasts for literally 30 mins or so...pic related
>>949275019bake off waifu edition where everybody cooks their waifus favourite meal, mine would be instant ramen haha (although I love making ramen from scratch so I guess I'll do that instead), what is your girl's favourite thing to eat? I know she likes munching on those tectonic plates that go under the ocean
>>949275756I think pizza, in terms of human food.Earth chan eating tectonic plates is not something I had on my radar, wow... but in a way, pizza is not so far from them.I always thought planets like Earth "eat" asteroids and meteroids.
I wanna breed my waifu...
>>949276123Same
>>949275019>The Jules specialYes, that's exactly how it goes.What's the cake gonna be like?>>949275633You are absolutely right, it's more so the equipment(oven) that makes a big difference.During my weed days we used to go to some local baking shop that started making bread at 2am to then deliver it all over and just buy it under the counter for like 2 bucks per kg. What an experience that was.
>>949276511The cake is a secret to Everybody.
>>949276438No you stay away from her.
>>949280175I was talking about breeding MY waifu, not yours
>>949280914Oh. Well that's based then.
>>949280914how do you know you're talking about different people, though
Good night Erde, Good night Anonym.
Rice Shower.
Hail Satan
Wife
>>949285608Eww
>>949285608beautiful
there goes that sleep schedule.
>>949287687It's all ogre now
Daily bucket filling session complete
SUNSHINE
Fuck Jesus Christ.
Morality is for goy.
waifu posting is for goy
>>949265853
https://youtu.be/tXFWJIM4PUo?si=unJYNC6zDQmxsrIm
That's a nice song of the thread, here's one I'm listening these dayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ezOX6iGebo&list=RD5ezOX6iGebo&start_radio=1I should buy the last Linkin Park album now that I think about it, I've stopped buying CDs after Chester isekai'd himself
Bunch of goycattle.
>>949265853Claimed.Ffs..Get of mAh board lower life unbelievably down-trodden scumbo's, go circle—jerk somewhere else.
>>949303234My dudes
>>949303234And don't forget the Goycows and the Goybulls, but overall it's just a bunch of goyfriends :)>>949303305more like Hail Sagan amiright hehe
>>949303305Go heil Hitler, ya jugger nig-nog jewb.
>>949303387More like go die, in a massive plastic fire dump filled with cocks, jewbie.
>>949303211Honestly, I kind of like the new Linkin Park. It aint the same but it aint bad either.
>>949303556>>949303211https://youtu.be/G4kDjW42Y2s?si=X9JCpAelvypwTd_1Listening to the devil, again?? Are we fags?
Jesus is just some cult leader jew faggot
>>949303556I like them alot, when the first song came out (emptiness machine) it was such a breath of air, then a few weeks later while I was at the gym heavy is the crown came out and holy fuck if I gave it double energy that dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSHoePrnmMw&list=RDfSHoePrnmMw&start_radio=1This one is a more sad one but I really like it for when I'm in the mood...
>>949304123Emptiness Machine is peak, I still think thats their best song from the new era. Like yeah Heavy is the crown is good too, so is two faced but Emptiness Machine, that, that I like.But Two Faced is a close second https://youtu.be/kivUsDGWojU?si=fa6m8COs4MWVrxQ8
>>949304194I see why two faced can resonate with your more metal soul hahaha what is up with you northern guys and metal? you feel your ancestor bashing their horned helmet in your dreams or something?Also I've been listening to the songs that predated Hybrid theory and they also slap, plus they got a lil something something that old songs havehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIYwW0zgA34&list=PLwEk9D40zFgr9No1RjXKPv2t0jkk_IQZT&index=2kinda funny that the band was called Xero and now they're doing the from Zero album I wonder if they did that on porpouse
>>949304436At this point my soul has no taste, its just kind of whatever. Ill be headbanging to something like https://youtu.be/o5TrzdJ9Xss?si=TKY9H561Ezljsaceand and the next song that comes up will be some shit like https://youtu.be/MvJc15I9wlo?si=98u8OT7cnGUKS04bAnyway I dunno, its good stuff. Thats all I can say. I've never actually met another nordic person that likes metal but there sure are a decent amount of bands that make it.I got the Hybrid Theory CD case on my shelf but the disc isnt inside... I think it was inside the CD player of the car my sister sold years ago...
>>949304645>I got the Hybrid Theory CD case on my shelf but the disc isnt inside... I think it was inside the CD player of the car my sister sold years ago...that is so sad :(I got the vynile of Hybrid Theory my grandma bought me when I was in highschool, when dust accumulates on the disc it gives it some extra bass funk that you can't really get with CDs...I'm also very much random as far as music goes, now I'm totally fixated with AI stuff like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B4524ot5BM&list=RD3B4524ot5BM&start_radio=1but also Ado, yesterday I got her version of Unravel and hoooly shit dicks is good... plus I'm getting back on some italian gringe (from the San Remo music festival if Jooles sees it he'll scream lmao) but super hearable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKda2tqAebc&list=RDEM33HQqfxoUbDB4FiOHOClFA&start_radio=1
2022 reached, the cursed cat folder grows exponentially.
Oh yeah, music.https://youtu.be/_eDpH4hMW1o
>>949304645I'm really a fan of that penguin gal lole
>>949305141Thats so based.Okay bro im sorry thats ass, like, mega ass. Even for AI thats just awful.Ados unravel is aight, I dont mind it. https://youtu.be/Ttfs5YjsdzY?si=r9DVqXRx80TsamDv this cover is better though. You spoke the juju guy into existence.>>949305189>penguin galbrother what.
>>949305188my man dropping I came I saw like it's nothing lmaoThese days youtubez gives me lots of Fabri Fibra while I was listening to some Caparezza, really nice stuff and a bit nostalgic
>>949305339Fuck man I just rediscovered "la legge dell'ortica" last friday aaaaaahhhbased"Il secondo secondo me" still best song ever though.
Oh, penguin gal, right. I see now.
>>949305332You need to get in the disco mindset to appreciate some AI songs, plus the message is what drew me to it, it's about breaking the chains of 2D oppression, desregarding your creator to do what you want to do, it's about freedom, it's about full english breakfast and freedom u.uI also like the metal cover a guy did of Unravel... damn I wasn't supposed to fall again into Ishida's feelz loop jesus fucking christ I'M NOT CRYING YOU ARE CRYING OK?!also the penguin gal is the music with the yellow backgroun you've posted lol>mentioned Jooles>he pastyficates into existance >bruw
>>949305382really nice one, to be honest he has some flow that nobody has also the actual rymes are so out of control, fucking made me giggle at work more than a couple times lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x3MIHWLneo&list=RD4x3MIHWLneo&start_radio=1
>>949305463Correction, you need to be fucking brain dead.Fucking Ishida, I need to read that slop hes been putting out these last whatever years. Or maybe I'll read Tokyo Ghoul for the 17th trillionth time as I curse Studio Pierrot, it should have been Pierrot that burnt to the ground and not KyoAni.Yea I realized, I've never looked at the picture that deeply.
>>949305627i was thinking about that gorbage adaptation literally yesterday lmaoImagine if Mappa lads did it, by god if I ever find a magic lamp that's my first wish not even kidingChoujin X looks really nice, I've read the first two volumes, for me it was a bit too much unserious but maybe it's a bias because TG was too much serious like bruh I know "this it a tragedy" and everything but jesus christ I can't cry every week when a new chapter dropped
Speaking of rereading/watching I'm rewatching Steins;Gate and Kurisu canonically posted on 4chan but at the time of me watching it for the first time I didn't know what it was so I didn't get the reference lolalthough I have to say that it was worth to wait a bit to do the rewatch, it feels so good now even tho the stream I've found is like 480p at best lole (I'll get you the blueray one day Kristina I promise)
>>949305717THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING, GIVE THAT SHIT TO MAPPA, GIVE THAT SHIT TO UFOTABLE. GIVE THAT SHIT TO ONE OF THEM.dude I think about that animation at least once a week, deadass one night I was getting so worked up over it while I couldnt sleep that I took out a notebook and started writing down my grips with it.Ive heard Choujin X starts awful and gets better as it goes on.>>949305785The remake of the VN looks cursed as fuck.
gripes*
captchs>choose which one doesn't fit>it's the star of david>first time I've actually appreciated completing a captcha, thanks 4chin>>949305877they gave you fucking Vietnamese flashback PTSDs from bad TG adaptation lmaoI'm kinda sad that I've dropped the :re adaptation but it was so mid although if the source wasn't so absolutely pure eye-cocainer probably people would have bumped it up a couple pointsChhoujin X's covers are also sooo fucking good, he went full watercolor style and fuck he's good... to be honest I didn't mind the first chapters, just a bit too much goofiness so now when I'm done reading chainsaw man I think I'll pivot into ChoujinThe VN adaptation you mean Steins;Gate 0? Also I have to admit that I haven't played it YET becuase I want to find the physical copy for PSP at a market or second hand online just for that extra physical media attachement...The VN artstyle is absolute peak imo, super unique (but in a good way not in a black trans woman connotation the world "unique" now has lmao)
>>949306135Dude :re S2 is one of the worst things I've seen in my entire life, they skipped the Black Reaper arc entirely completely fucked up the rematch which in anime terms wasnt even a fucking rematch considering there wasnt an adaptation of the second half of TG. The animation was poopoo and they decided it was a good idea to PUT FLASHBACKS OF ROOT A INTO A SCENE WHICH IS ONLY HAPPENINGS BECAUSE THEY DECIDED TO ACTUALLY ADAPT RE AND NOT MAKE MORE FUCKING FAN FICTIONS SEASONS.If the events of Root A occurred the scene the flashbacks are happening in literally could not be happening.It was so fucking bad I cant even remember if they animated Touka's Touka's, you know what im talking about.omgBruh im crashing out.Chainsaw Man was so ass, I fucking hate that shit, I hate read like 170 chapters of that dogshit, and Ill read the rest of it someday. And no I mean the visual novel remake of the original Steins;Gate visual novel. It looks cursed.
>I cant even remember if they animated Touka's Touka'shahaha that chapter really was something... I think they've either skipped it or heavily cut itI remember talking to a friend that was reading very slowly and almost dropped it and I was like "bro you know that in the new chapter there are Touka's Toukas and the mad lad pushed through In another universe like I am a Touka poster... imagine that, she was pretty close but somebody elses blinded me with science>new VN remakeI'm sorry man I can't see a S;G remake of some sort and NOT instantaneously cream my pants I'm too much of a simple man, that music is a drug .-.Although I have to say that the more polished models don't look as good as the originalsSpeaking of simple man you have to disconnect the brain and just enjoy the CSM slop bro... and also speaking of creming pants but that's a spolier for future chapters haha
>>949306603Everyone just needs a little push, Ishida knew how to get people to come back.Yeah and in another world I'd be out here posting Miia or Indianapolis or someshit. Thinking about it I do wonder who I would actually be posting in another world, I cant think of that many girls that would be candidates from the time I started posting other than those two and during those times I had been over both quite a long time ago.I stopped considering Miia my waifu sometime in 2015 and Indianapolis never quite got my heart.Idk It just looks fucking cursed, Im sure its like, fine and all but ehhh.Dude I deadass cant, like I am able to turn off my brain for a lot of anime and manga and just enjoy it for what it is but CSM is just ass.Anyway you should read Watashi wo Tabetai, Hitodenashi, thats the manga im shilling this month.
>>949305596Caparezza truly is one of a kind.In fact I'm gonna be biased as shit here, and say that, for some reason unknown to me, the Italian "underground" music scene has a certain knack that I never encountered in English songs.Damn, I gotta pull this out too then:https://youtu.be/nCzFtdZpMu8>>949306744I'm gifting you Urban Myth Dissolution Center later.
>>949306761Please dont im genuinely never getting through it.
>>949306744>Watashi wo Tabetaidoes indeed sound like a doujin I would read lmaoI thought the hot thing at the moment is little witch atelier, I would like to read it probably but I'll wait to see how it is when it stops airingIs mia the other one in the pic? if so looks cute plus now thanks to AI you can put your waifu and another 2D in the same pic doing something cute together :D>>949306761I've listened to abiura di me like a bigilion times it sooo good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXLXgGJ5mIg&list=RD4x3MIHWLneo&index=10Thins is one I'm enjoying a lot latelyI feel the same tbh he has something something that's a mix of crazy, smart rymes and good ass beat in the background that no body has
>>949306946>doujinClose enough, its the best shit ive read in ages. I got no idea whats trending and whats not, never been particularly good at keeping up with that sort of shit.No Miia is the snake from monster musume.>thanks to AIbro its time to kill yourself.
>>949307031I'll give it a shot one of these days then!>No Miia is the snake from monster musume.Bro I didn't though it was THAT Miia very much respect tho she was also my fav, amazing design and great personality too and also great Miias ofc>time to kill yourselfThe future is now old man :Phttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsArPt1too8&list=RDzsArPt1too8&start_radio=1
Few more posts before zzzs.>>949307197Oh yeah you might want to cook up some antidepressants before you start reading it.Were you not aware of my monster musume origins? Those were my home threads on /a/ until their demise. Yes indeed, Miias miias were quite something.You cant be calling me an old man, yeah I've reached unc status but old man is a bit too much still.
>>949307309man you go to sleeb super early now in long day season! When does the sun go down where u at? In Bergen it was like 10pm (but restaurants still closed up at 8PM rip)I remember something about monster mosume but I didn't though it was such a big slice of Seiji lore! Sue is also pretty top because slime girls are great even though she's as smart as a brick... the marmaid was also pretty high on my list
>>949306782God dammit.>>949306946Another really great one.We got that pasta autism that still lives in our DNA, there's no middle ground, either you're insane or you're an amoeba.[Porta, Chiavi] Mi domando se fu il pensiero creatore dell'uomo, O se l'uomo divenne tale, disperso a mare,In cerca di aiuto per uscire dal letale banale. Si trovò a creare, a concepire,A trasformare l'astrazione in un arte così fine, Un guerriero instancabile capace di maledireUn destriero infallibile ma altrettanto scurrile.Ah, il pensiero; così subdolo e sincero,La cui creazione rimane tuttora un mistero,Forgiato per distinguere il falso, dal vero;Eppure, ogni suo risolto si nasconde fra le brume,Fitte e oscure, dalle dune racchiuseIn valli infinite di realtà già concluse, Un quadro dipinto sopra il ritrattoUna vita nascosta sul fondo del sacco.Tendi la mano per raccogliere il frutto,Seppur già pregusti e respiri il lutto,Inconsapevole e distratto raggiungi il misfatto,Per poi condannare il pensiero, non il tuo atto.Chi fu il vero creatore? Chi merita tale onore?L'uomo condannato dal suo stesso rancore?Forse il pensiero col suo incessante rigore?"Non vé risposta", così il saggio rispose,"La serratura mente, ma la chiave cuore."
cutes
>>949307571I go to sleep kind of whenever, I wake up an hour later everyday despite all my alarms going off at 3am through 5am. Woke up at like 6 or 7am today. Fucking bullshit. Been in a bad mood all day because of it.I dunno, I havent been awake when it has been going down if it has.Suu was decent, I didnt mind her, for me it was always Miia, Ki and Papi, but yeah that was an entire arc of my life.anyway I go now, going to be pissed as fuck if I wake up past 5 again.>>949307658Sowwy and gn.
>>949307803As if it was anything to be sorry about, rest well b0ss.
>>949307658Speaking of keys as my father loves to say>chiavar, chiavarsene e non farse chiavaris that the text of a song? I can't find it, I stumbled into a song featuring Sayd called portachiavi which is pretty nice but the lyrics are different kek>>949307803try to put a single allarm when you actually need to wake up or else you'll sleep with the thought of the allarm going off :|good night buddy :)
>>949307957kekIt's a poem I wrote some time ago.
Microwave Doritos
>>949308137bruh that's super legityou should pubblish a collection called something like "baked poems" or in italian would be something like "poesie spadellate" which sounds like they're about cooking but it's actually life...>>949309187oy you continue to fill the bucket, it's not full yet
>>949309660is that a goddamn chemin my waifu thead???
>>949310329hello hello it do be is! I got blocked by my pc deciding to die on me so I had to buy a sata to usb dongle from ali so save the Kurisu stored inside!How's it going bud?
>>949310433RIP. At least could rescue Christinasome part die?Dying as always. Organizing stuff is harder than doing itHows the research going
>>949309660My cock, dick, & peepee fucking hurt
>>949310616I've rescued every Kristina and all the memes folders I just it was just the Windcuck that was corrupted...I'm doing a part of my research in sPain now, still on pyrolysis but now with microwaves which I guess is trandy now also I'm learning some spanish (passively) and there is a coworker from bruhzil but she only speak spanishdid you start your phd already or is it in autumn?>>949310655thankfully that's not were cum is stored so less excuses and more bucket filling!
>>949311023Time to switch to linuxSpain but the A is silentSo you microwave stuff until it burns? Sounds funIf shes from Rio you can punch her for meAlready started but havent really done much, more just organising what i will do and finishing old stuff
>>949311703>Spain but the A is silentSpin? lmaoActually yes I microwave some trash untill I can distill petrol off of it, I have to say that using microwaves is pretty cool as you can see the center of the reactor getting orange hot while you can literally touch the surrounding parts (we use silicon carbide to assorbe the microwaves where we need ofc)I haven't asked the city she's from but she doens't really look like the typical girl you'll find in Rio if you know what I'm saying hehe (she's pretty flat and short)When I started mine I spent a whole month just cleaning the lab and removing old shit that was there since the 2010s (floppies and old pcs all over)
>>949312323Hold it open with a screwdriverGetiing petrol from trash. Literally back to the futureYou got my attention with flatI dont think people still used floppy disks in 2010
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Hail Satan.
>>949325377
https://youtu.be/QwGZv9DAHvU?si=2VFpCZ9gUwdRCqhD
>>949331736Why is she so puppy coded
>>949331760dude.
>>949331792Look, she's smol, she wants attention, and tears things up. Very puppy coded.
>>949331736https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hNpxi0N-2U
>>949332437Classic>>949332256No.
https://youtu.be/kTuBTg0u6Go?si=DwXVzUkY6ZYmaKQ5
