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>>951597942Shanesissy bending over for BBC.
https://youtu.be/_hlmTf9iypY?si=XHu5SI10PaeHOGZZ
https://youtu.be/fH6HRtGKZxY?si=xzO-sBOa1EV7dRBY
>>951600354Seija appeared in the latest chapter of Satoris manga.
>>951602561damn, now I have to read however many chapters I've missed in the last 3 or whatever years.
>>951602649You dont have to, that manga is a game worth of story, IE, nothing. You can just screenshot Seija and leave. She has somewhat long hair. You might like it.
>>951602746I took a look, she do be looking cute.though this makes me wonder how the original artist would have drawn her.
>>951602816Short hair most likely.
>>951602995well yeah there is that, more so just meant over all what it would have looked like.That art style had an insane amount of soul.
>>951603103That style was very shoujo and femenine, Seija more often than not has an abrassive and masculine vibe to her, it would have been interesting to see her in such a femenine coded style indeed.
>>951603393I suppose shojo is a decent way to put it.Such is the way of the homeless gremlin.
cute Seijadiscussionwhat if Seija was a girl
>>951604297anon, I dont know how to tell you this...
Truth is, Seija is a girl.
>>951604679holy shit Batman! How did you figure out how to say it?
>>951604509wait, girls can be like THIS? I thought girls were cute and docile.
>>951605369You thought wrong.
neptune is a gay pedophile
shane is an actual pedophile
>>951605906so is neptune but for boys
>>951598218Extremely cute>>951605775Beautiful
Shane is a pussy.
https://youtu.be/--v1WHCMoJ0?si=31tm9IXaALQ_3lo4
>>951610483Uoh
Post loli pls
Cute and funny, her tummy full of my cummy!
I love Earth chan. I have for very long.So what if my best friend and love of my life is a planet? At least I found one.
>>951612594What a poet
My wife, so small bratty and fuckable
>>951613065Based>>951614630Based.
>>951614630What is that filename even, lmao.
>>951597870
https://youtu.be/UHOmLR2oXmk?si=XSIZ-E11YRf_laiY
>1 post per hour just to not 404wrap it up gay pedos it's time you post what you actually like. gay shota
https://youtu.be/jTqGSsNpjOg?si=xd_bflf2cUXBYRsZ
>>951619060Sej it's starting to rain again.
>>951619556unlucky, it rained for 8ish hours today.
>>951619656It rained for like 2 days straight, got a truck stuck in mud in the property and we just pulled it out.I feel like a movie or some manga, have you been reading only yurislop lately?>>951619667Cute blondie.
>>951619556you fuck with little boys lmao
La glotona
>>951620095I havent been reading yuri slop but ive been watching Kimi ga shinu made koi wo shitai as it airs.
>>951620095lmao you play with lil boys peckers in discord and paint your nails like a girl
imagine reading manga in current day i just collect it i don't read it.you're probably such a weeb you only read it in japanese and translate yourself so it's faith>its not demon slayer is kaibo no whatever japanese word
must be closer to traditional nihon that's japon to you gaijins and i read it in my kimono for easy access because it's hentai actually
>>951620247We love chub. Hola hola!>>951620265In english please...
>>951620544"I Want to Love You Till Your Dying Day"I dont know why you needed that considering youre just going to throw it in google anyway.
>>951620605Oh is this the yokai one?
>>951620851no? not yet at least?
oh you mean WataTabe, no its not that.
>>951620895Is it yuri though?I watched the cigarette cat anime, it's so fucking bad in a good way.
>>951621091Yes, its yuri. Thats why I brought it up.Its so fucking unhinged.
>>951621130I like the drunk one, she smol and drunk.Gotta reopen a small cut I got to clean it better.
>>951621595meh, shes okay I guess.
>>951621839She barely showed up in the third episode, so I'm curious about her.Sleep well Suomi.
I am high on crack and have a gun.Do NOT mess with me!
>Yuri, yaoi, romance, ecchiIt's softcore porn just a nicer description
Daily bucket filling session complete
>>951622366Bet you have punisher stickers, chud.
Fun fact: if you stuff a dakimakura full of crack, it will be a crakimakura
>>951622891what if i stuff it with my cum
chud is such a forced word and cringe along with using the language associated
oh neptune sucked mi lius dick and sonos just a reminder
>>951622879Nah. I got a couple of those spooky skull face ski masks though. Because I'm a terrorist!>>951623209Shut the fuck up chud.
It's way too cold.
>>951626277not here, it's way hot here. Let's switch.
Claim and posty of kyaru by me
>>951626277Lucky.
nigga fucks with lil boys lmao
>>951626582I can't speak german.>>951626641Very claimy. Hello Cat.>>951626722Dubs of luck.>>951626763Jahy sama...
>>951627015Nigga fucks with lil boys lmao you erped with lil boys lmao
>>951627015I'm not in germany right now. Do you speak any spanish or english?
>>951627015Heyna, sleepy
nigga painting his nails wearing women's jewelry following women's clothing makersand flirts with lil boys lmao in his parents spare bedroom
>>951627015I should learn German for Jalter. At some point...
>>951627085Sorry, I don't speak either. Oh nyoo.>>951627167Sup.Tired too but I don't think I'll be sleeping early tonight. Bummed out otherwise, just one of those moody days.>>951627242Isn't she French?
wearing a ring on your right hand ring finger means you're gaylol i don't have that picture anymore though
imma buy myself a beer today is a celebration some hard (not really) work is finished not by me however but rather associates has been completed i kinda don't want to but it's a rather big thing for everyone
>>951627317Yeah she is, but she likes German stuff. Her summer version has a bunch of German skills and German named Noble Phantasm. She thinks it's edgy and cool. She also has 3 katanas for maximum dorkiness.
>>951627317Saaaame even though i've got something i need to go to tomorrow
>>951627573Fair enough, is it ever mentioned in lore or it's just a thing?She's a weeb.>>951627645I have tomorrow off, I should try and get my head on straight again, got a few things I need to take care off, both mundane, and questionable projects alike.
>>951627824>I have tomorrow off, I should try and get my head on straight again, got a few things I need to take care off, both mundane, and questionable projects alike.Drink more drinks and have a good sleep after that
>>951627999That'd be nice but I almost drunk texted someone last night and, eeeh... idk.
questionable this nigga still larping like he's a mule it's oh so tiresome i can name drug amounts names and he won't know what they mean>>951628088you don't have anyone to drunk text
>>951627824It's in the one summer event. Some of her skills are German like Schwarzwald Falke and she says stuff like "I'll grab my German dictionary!" when you select her NP card.>weebIndeed. She even made a furry doujin. Some of her attacks are also YYH references.
>>951627999Checked
>>951628088Oh... maybe only a little drink then>>951628289nice, i didn't notice
https://youtu.be/gWXkejCeov0kutzmuziek
>>951627317nyan nyan nyan mrow nyan meowI'm on the second vacation of my entire life.
>>951628262Kek, that's cute. "Wait I know this one" as she looks for her dictionary.She *made* a doujin?>>951628350Yeah I was kind of angry, but I don't want to be that kind of person, so I managed to distract myself.You got an event? Anything fun?
>>951628582That summer event has her becoming a doujin artist yeah. She learned to read and draw to one up vanilla Jannu who can't fucking read.
>>951628579take a permanent vacation with a rope
>>951597870>tranimepass
>>951628689rent free
Motherfucker ich küsse deine schwester
ich küsse meine Schwester (big sis Earth chan)
Nick had been dating Amanda for almost two months, and everything felt perfect. She was funny, confident, and insanely hot — curvy hips, full heavy breasts, long dark hair that cascaded down her back, and a smile that always made his pulse race. Their make-out sessions had grown hotter each time, but they had never gone all the way. Tonight, after sharing a bottle of wine at her apartment, the tension finally broke.They stumbled into her bedroom, kissing deeply, hands roaming. Nick pulled her top off, revealing her lacy black bra struggling to contain her soft, full tits. He kissed and sucked at her neck while tugging her skirt down. Amanda tensed for a moment as he yanked her panties down with it.
Her thick cock sprang free, already half-hard and twitching. Nick didn’t hesitate or say a word about it. He simply groaned with raw desire, pushed her onto the bed, and climbed between her legs.“God, Amanda,” he breathed, wrapping his hand firmly around both of their cocks at the same time. “I need to feel you like this.”He started stroking them together, bare skin sliding against bare skin, their leaking pre-cum gradually making the motion smoother and filthier. He pressed his hips forward so their heavy, warm balls nestled tightly together.Amanda moaned loudly, her voice shaky. “Nick… you’re really into this?”“Fuck yes,” he replied, jerking both cocks with slow, deliberate strokes. “Your cock feels so good against mine. Our balls are pressed together… it’s driving me crazy.”Their bodies moved in rhythm. Nick’s hand pumped them both steadily, their sensitive cockheads rubbing and bumping with every motion. The warm, soft weight of Amanda’s balls rubbed constantly against his own.“I can feel your balls getting tighter,” Nick groaned, voice thick with lust. “You’re getting so close already.”Amanda gasped, her hands gripping his shoulders. “So are you… I can feel them pulling up against mine. They’re throbbing. You’re gonna cum soon, aren’t you?”“Yeah,” Nick admitted, stroking faster. “Keep talking to me. I love how full and heavy your balls feel.”Amanda’s breathing grew ragged. “Your cock is pulsing so much in my grip… our balls are rubbing so perfectly. I’m right on the edge.”
Nick kept jerking them both with firm, urgent strokes, their slick shafts gliding together. The intimate pressure of their balls pressed tightly let them feel every tiny twitch and contraction as their orgasms built.“I’m so fucking close,” Nick growled, eyes locked on hers. “I can feel it starting in your balls… they’re tightening so much.”“Me too,” Amanda whimpered. “Your balls are contracting against mine… cum with me, Nick.”Their pace became desperate. Amanda’s balls suddenly pulled up hard and began pulsing strongly against Nick’s. “I’m cumming!” she cried out as thick, hot ropes of cum erupted from her cock, splashing across Nick’s stomach, chest, and their joined shafts.The powerful throbs of her cock and the intense contractions of her balls against his own instantly sent Nick over the edge.
>>951628582hmmm a couple drinks in meowYeah though it's kinda early but i don't feel like going there first thing in the morning as if i'd be going to workHanging with friends there too
“Fuck, I’m cumming too!” he groaned loudly. His balls tightened completely against hers as he exploded, shooting long, powerful spurts that mixed with hers in a warm, sticky mess between their bodies.They stayed locked together, Nick’s hand still loosely holding both softening cocks, their cum-covered balls gently resting against each other as the final twitches faded.“God… that was incredible,” Amanda whispered, a satisfied smile on her flushed face.Nick grinned, slowly stroking their messy cocks one last time. “We’re doing a lot more of this. I’m nowhere near done with you tonight.”
>>951628839Cute Earth-chan post.
>>951628839rent paid*https://youtu.be/zoJjzSBPT6k
>>951628669Jeanne can't fucking read???>>951628579I should take one too.>>951628967What are you having?Getting up early on a weekend... sounds criminal...Oh then yeah that does sound fun, I'm jealous.
>>951628993thank youit's probably Earth chan!>>951629074thanks for paying your rent, desu.>>951629144yeah, as I said. Though, I miss my apartment a little.
>>951629144No she can't. She never went to school or anything. 1400's farm peasant girl. Ahe can't even read her bible and she's a Saint lol. You ever see her irl autograph? It's pure slop.
>>951629187Getting homesick already? Softie.>>951629226I need to see this, show.
>peasent>hag per myth defined >hates you because you're a lover boy>
>show
>>951629342Everywhere is home for me. I'm just a little nervous and paranoid, is all. And this expensive hotel is a total antithesis to my usual lifestyle.
>>951629144just baileys todayAbsolutely criminal though hanging with friends kinda makes up for it
>Kill fucking niggers
>>951629582>baileysI prefer trash malt to thatwhat next kalula
>>951629453pic of my waifu
>>951629453You should a LOADED FIREARM and you'll feel so much safer.>>951629582Yum.No doubt about that, I hope you enjoy it a lot dorky.
>>951629788But I do feel safe. If I am ever threatened I'll just ask someone for help. Earth is there for me. You are there for me.>>951629717post from my waifu
firearms are illegal in Europe that's why islam has invaded Europe is full of literal cucks west of poland
>>951629836I guess that's high trust societies for you.
>high trust L O L
>>951629342>>951629788Facts. Fuck the feds.
>>951629965And me being a dumbass.>>951630023super cute
Don't write yourself off yetIt's only in your head you feel left outOr looked down onJust do your bestDo everything you canAnd don't you worry what their bitter heartsAre gonna say
>>951630023Bruh, it's a bit sloppy but she's trying...>>951630155... maybe.
>>951630357faggotnigger lmao
>>951629836>post from my waifuare we waifu and waifu now?_pic of my waifu
>>951615271She want a kiss. My kiss, you dummy
>>951630155>>951630357Indeed it is cute.
Goodnight Earth chan. I love you, and you're the best. I'm proud of you. I'll rest.>>951630407Yeah. Just for tonight, let's consider eachother married. Only if you want, that is.Goodnight waifu.
>>951630418Oh wow, don't hold out on her then, anon.>>951630486Is that a fucking shark.>>951630593Goodnight Erde.
>>951630704faggotnigger tfu
>>951630593Goodnight Earthposter.>>951630704Summer Jannu is... a bit unhinged...
>>951630748you're literally an unhinged homosexual too of like seven here
>>951630748Interesting friend choice.
>>951630935when i fuck your mouth open wide because it's big
What are we typing?
>What are we typing?
>>951630935Marie Antoinette? Yeah they get along. Marie was summoned in the France chapter when Jannu was summoned to go stop Gilles de Rais and Jalter from destroying France.
Who are you quoting?
Oh you meant the shark. I'm tired.It's names Reece.
>Who are you quoting?
Chicken butt
>>951631074>>951631147What about the tiny Jeanne? The christmas one.
Sop flirting with randy has got to be the funniest thing today
>>951631236Jalter Lily? What about her?
>>951631367Where did she even come from? Is it like a botched summoning? Printer ran out of ink?
>>951631599Christmas event. Jalter was getting drunk and accidentally drank a youth potion or something. It was like 10 years ago. I can't remember the specifics. But yeah mini Jalter. Though they're treated as seperate characters for the most part. Jalter even got a job as a hostess in Carnival Phantasm to buy her and other loli Servants presents for Christmas.There's also Emo Jannu which is vanilla Jannu larping as an Alter since Jalter isn't Jannu. There's PooJannu which is an Indian Queen or something who fought the British so she gets to be a Jannu. And there's Metratron Jannu which is really more like Metatron posessing Jannu and turning her into a hebe gamer girl.
aint no room for the wicked we cant kick itim protecting my peace i see the difference between the real love and fake love disguised as attention
Crap I didn't expect this wound to be so tender.>>951631784Oh, the same happened to Emiya/Archer, no?I always found so lazy how they recycled some characters like Rin, Saber, Jeanne, but atleast they sort of make them different enough personality wise.
>>951632176what are you talking about gaypedoim literally blacked out you're thinking too much schizotouch grass
bruh life literally revolves around analyzing messages in songs and shitreminder he's a literal paranoid schizophrenic those are song lyrics im listening toit means nothing
>>951631906kill yourself shinji
my images are selected at random most of what i post is copypaste and has been for over 3 yearsi don't waste effort here really >>951632462i copypaste his posts too
>>951632176Emiya? You mean his Alter version? I forget what the backstory for that was. Sucks NA whitewashed him to not be darker. It really fucks up the yellow marks.Indeed it is really annoying. TM is shit these days.
I can't explain, but l can feelEvery time you pull me closeMy heartbeat starts to overdose
https://youtu.be/UWQBKCkhZtA?si=D1EWo7rpeuISpq08
https://youtu.be/mjtPPS2WdnIi should've made chorizo instead of fried cheese oh well i'll just get fucked up tomorrow anyway
Yo where the fuck was this banger hiding?https://youtu.be/UyMarZR00HI?si=GfpJlHJIaJKIoEiU
https://youtu.be/lTF_O4Ba6p8>>951633531cursed but funny machanime
>>951633821shanessisy coping about ruining his own safespace lmao
>>951634133>safespace>implying you or anyone can cause harm
trandy i am what you wish you wereidky however but i see the edgelord wannabeyou're close like most but there's the one element missing i don't seek approval
Edge, lord
>>951635830nah you're not thereit's not your real opinions and thoughts thus not edgy
rage baiting isn't edgy it's seeking attention
I just listen to the original. Frankly, not as good. https://youtu.be/eVli-tstM5E?si=CRuXz4IMvd-TCIIa
>>951600280>>951636067Don't you have anything better to do than posting in a dead faggot hookup thread that's been going on over 24 hours? That's pretty pathetic, even compared to some of the stuff the other shit posters here do. You should probably go back to wherever you came from before you started posting here.
bros really desperate right now huh
>>951635959anon I hate to break it to you, but everyone in this thread is an attention whorethe trick is to see who is not posting and apply the opposite logic to them>>951636947im not your bro my guy
die
https://youtu.be/cazX4sqdbgs?si=dZ29hAI5dwG2kuMr
>>951637158lmao this braindead moron cant even make a good post and is feeling threatened when confronted about itdon't worry I understand how you must feel>>951637234pic related
what is bro on about lmao
https://youtu.be/xkWk8UOS4EM?si=km_1EJjk6FNvB_48>>951636882Yeah he's just like that you can ignore him. It's actually a waifu forum. I'm more in to AMVs but I'll keep it waifu adjacent.
>>951637000I want to argue that but I can't right now.
>>951637336So you're just going to ignore what was said altogether and cope by bringing up irrelevant things? Classic. You do you I guess, but be warned if you keep acting like that you're going to get what is coming to you.>>951637326You tell me what you think they are on about, because I have no idea. Maybe we can figure it out together.
>>951637459if you can't reply because you are drunk just sleep it off and you will be better the next dayexcept you might have a hangover
lol
https://youtu.be/OfCncpfSeZk?si=C9snfNinPSF03Dnt>>951637499Irrelevant? Listen here fella, if you ain't gonna follow the metaphorical dress code YOU can take a hike.
>>951637564I'll forget it tomorrow. I've come up with a good retort before and just forgotten it. It had something to do with having a purpose for the threads that didn't require user interaction. Doesn't describe me however or most of the thread and boards posters.
It was funnier when Madame was being ignored and seething about it.
And stay out. I don't need your hot breath getting all over these ancient gems.https://youtu.be/-HS1M97Iw9M?si=c842ySGIykxQmWad
https://youtu.be/7awIdGqyr40?si=Uudzqxf9Sd6QUzQt
https://youtu.be/bzuuxp7dsxQ?si=8uIpnvptk6LMAiaJ
https://youtu.be/rbUp0h8u-eY?si=l3bNfJYz-NPYGymo
I'm still unmotivated but that's fine.
https://youtu.be/E-yqx75OXE0?si=nzqPmReQBBR66JSP
I assembled a shelving unit this morning.And cleaned up my counters a bit. But then ran out of wipes.
Hot showers are good for the soul.
>2026 census>your response is mandatory!Into the trash it goes lol
>>951648273https://youtu.be/qg8zJQtT88I
>>951652158i tried watching this some days ago and got incredibly bored.
>>951652214I just started, it's the voice.I don't know why so many slopmmentary youtubers have this slooow, drained, exhaust voice.
>>951652259Its not the voice, its just that this kind of shit is incredibly uninteresting, like who gives a fuck.
>>951652317It's slop, it's mean as background noise while I fold my laundry.Me when vtuber drama.>>951652322Based Bassist.
>>951652429vtuber drama is just as uninteresting.
>>951652459I can't find the appeal of streamers in general, aside from the same purpose of having background noise.
>>951652158Throwing4cope my goat
>2days old thread
Last image I guess
>>951652583you dont play games. thats why.
>>951653903>>951653903>>951653903
huh
