>>953965423
Anon, I can't read it, it's low res

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haha oh man what a knee slapper

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>>953965468
>work at a print firm (family business)
>get a call asking if we can do posters/business cards
>yes of course we can, words to that effect
>"Well, it's not exactly something I can get anywhere else"
>"We'll print anything, no fucks given"
>woman turns up later
>she's a working dominatrix
>wants us to print stuff for an upcoming BDSM trade show in Germany
>all the images are her with a fucking huge strap-on
>1 image has a Coke can for comparison (this thing is basically 2 feet long, Coke-can-sized)
>she comes back a month later asking for some fake "Wankas Bar" chocolate wrappers for a party, apparently
>whoever got the golden ticket got ass-fucked by this monster dildo
>such is life in the print industry

>>953966519
thanks wanka