spgedty
>>23214012What compels one to spaghet
>>23215393Hunger, boredom, stress many things
Yŭmy sprgddei
>>23216311GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>>23214012Should I make spaghetti for dinner?
>>23216475Yes
>>23216499I've never tried making my own sauce.
>>23216511Its pretty easy :)
>>23216511The trick is to buy good tomato products. You should look for cirio or mutti products, they are both widely availible but high quality brands from italy :)
What is the ideal thickness for the noodles?
>>23219030Depends on the type of noodle you're making and the dish it's intended for. For filled pasta (like ravioli), thinner is better (like ~1 mm).
>>23221493He means for spgedty>>23219030I use n°12 DeCecco
>>23214012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlD9CEoglos
>>23224882<3>>23224894(≧◡≦) RIP
Weekly bant spagetti eating day where we all post our spaget?
>>23225007It could be fun :)
>>23224999>>23225007Sounds good to me. Is the spagetti going to be evil? >:)
>>23225276 #Only if you add octopus ink to your spagets
>>23225307Id rather not, I don't consider them food.
>>23225443I want
>>23225443Tasty for you>>23225452Evil juice is green so it stands to reason evil spaghetti would be green also.Pesto would be boring though so maybe some spinach thing could be good.Still not got around to making the evil pancakes with nice juice but that can be seperate from spagetti night
>>23225477I wish. for dins I have a 1.2 pound slab of honey soi marinated pork belly, 6 chicken tenders, with pub chips and a side of bega mac and cheese, or kraft dinner for the canadians.
>>23225494How much do u weigh? And is this a normal amount of food for you to eat in 1 meal?Not being rude just curious, tryna figure out if theres something wrong with my metabolism.>>23225507I wont be putting any of the smokable variety in it as eating that kind of potion just gives me an 8-15 hour panic attack xD>it would be cool to see that as wellYeah ill have to feed it to someone tho because i hate chocolate and chillies give me a sore tummy
>>23225575I weigh somewhere between 95-100kg and have stayed there since I came down from 120 when I was around 21. I drink about 12 to 16 can of beer every day and eat a lot of meat, since I live in the country it's dirt cheap since there's a lot of leftovers supermarkets won't buy, and no matter how much I eat or drink I don't ever fluctuate much in weight.
>>23225587also yes. although I don't eat breakfast often I usually have massive lunches and dinners.
>>23225587Lucky bastard im at like 110-115kg and eat only like 1500-2000kcal per day.Do you have like an extremely physically demanding job or exersize a lot or something?
>>23225629no, not particularly. I only go into the office when I absolutely have to or if there a colossal fuck up. I do often go on 5-10km walks with my friend but I'd more call that a leisure stroll than exercise. I used to do high intensity butcher work if that might have changed how my body works.
>>23225651I think my thyroid is just low. Ill get it tested.Cheers for replying m8
>>23225663all good, mate.
>>23227984Yeah I could make different evil pancakes but I thought id be nice to make the recipie I was given.Also it sounds like something people who like chilli chocolate stuff would love.
>>23228023<3
>we did it troondiscord sisters we owned the gay frog by spamming and necrobumping garbabe unfunny fairy blue thread
>>23228118Fag
>>23232535:O
Mmmmmmmm
traninme spaghet
>>23244341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ia2kEaq1d0Try this. Its rlly yummy. You can replace the ham with hotdogs like in>>23240454This pic
>>23214012fumo
Would spaghetti Ramen work?
>>23258831Amazement.
>>23261132Same I might stick a desk in the cupboard my heat pump is in because when I was a kid out computer room was in a cupboard and it was very comfy :)Might even get a CRT monitor and shit to make it properly authentic
>>23261330Only problem is the heat pump makes a lot of noise, sometimes leaks glycol, and takes up a lot of the space :(
>>23261449Its basically a pump that pumps glycol down a pipe into the earth and back up again and uses the temperature differential to heat ur house.Its the same physics as an air conditioner but its using liquid and the heat exchange goes the opposite way
>>23216511You could jizz on your spaghet for extra protine
>>23264382That would ruin his spgedty I have no idea why you would reccomend such a thing (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ
>>23224999>>23225007>>23225452Im gonna make a thread inviting everyone to post their spaget. I most likely won't have time to concoct an evil spgty recipie but I figure we should try to get a weekly spegdy thread started. Pls shill the spagetty thread anywhere (on bnat) that you encounter ppl who are likely to enjoy a spedggy thread
>>23216499>>23216505I made pizza instead
>>23214012Happy cirno day evry1 Here is spgedty thread 4 those interested>>23268257Probably should've put a cirno as to op so it dosent get obliterated, oops>>23270989Pics? <3>>23271000Nice trips :D
>>23271040>Pics? <3I already ate it sorry.
>>23214012
>>23278467Bad form.
Can one really find spaghetti in violence?
what would you like do me with the spaghetti?
>>23284573One of my friends had a friend who was ass raped with raw spaghetti.Not joking unfortunately
uma delicia
Spaghitler.
>>23214012Spaghooter.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Everyone over and under this line is Jewish_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
>>23214012WHO TOUCHED YOUR SPGEDTY?
>>23214012nasty
once
>>23317851This isn't spaghetti.
>>23317851Your post is nasty.
>>23317451It was obviously the creature in his OP pic
>>23225443eww gross barf>>23216309would save this in my panties for later
>>23330331I miss the days when you could search the web for images and they didn't have watermarks.
>>23225443sauce too watery
When will the Cirno Frog War finally end?
>>23225007Yum
Spaghett is bad for you
>>23287406I knew of a girl with very long hair; Angel hair. Fortunately it was long enough she could fuck herself with her hair, then untie it and wipe up afterwards. >but not anymore
>>23349179ew
>>23327107Undoubtedly
>>23351434Ind'b'bly
I had sketti yesterday but I forgot to take a picture.
>>23356948Its ok just try to post in the next spaghetti tuesday thread.
>>23225007Are you alive?
>>23353519A rare glimpse of the distant past
>>23359578Will do!
Recently, I tried meatballs and mash with gravy.It wasn't terrible.
>>23366160That's not spaghetti
>first Remi>then Cirno>now Kagawoowhich touhou will be italian next?
>>23214012Last supper...
>>23386967Disgusting.
>>23404281Might as well try and book it.
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
>>23225443
>>23215393The bolognese sauce can be eaten without the noodles. But really it's better to put it on a pizza and make chicago style without the cheese
Eternal cirnonigger thread
Never going to tell a lie and hurt you
>>23422130It's about spaghetti.
Most of my spaghet files are too powerful for /bant/
>>23376344spagetikot dubs bog ID>>23418430tasty
>>23462139DONT DO ITTREACHEROUS PASTA
coincidentally, today im gonna be eating some spaghetti leftovers from yesterday
>>23462139You can do itThe pasta is all yours
>>23472267!
making skettie for fluffy pones 2morro
>>23214012look at 'er go, she's a fat and very smug
>>23501508aye
Zesty.
>>23516347https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwDWKf-78
Food.
>>23501519how do Americans pronounce this? is it ayy or eye?does it change based on region? do ppl with more pirate/celtic ancestory say it as aye (yes)?>>23534694>>23540310:O
>>23562603sound. cheers for the reply m8 :)
>>23562576>>23562609hOE ID
>>23564797noooo how could this happen to meee :'((
I ordered Spaghetti. Pic incoming.
>>23572364
>>23572456:O looks breddy gud. hope u enjoy :)what sorta sauce is on it? I can't see it very well under the cheese.
>>23574408It was seriously saucy.>>23576604Tomato sauce, angus beef mince, and some bay leaves. The spaghetti was hand made.
>>23576622sounds divine. Angus beef is so fucking good but I'm prolly biased xDhandmade spaghetti is awesome, iv only had it a few times tho
>>23576636I'd invite you over and order it again for us so you could have homemade spaghetti again. Needed a bit of salt but was divine sketti.
>>23576765thanks for the offer and id take you up on it if I was closer but i don't feel like making the trip all the way to London.if ur ever in Scotland tho give me a shout and we can maybe get some spaghetti somewhere :)
>>23576788Sounds like a plan! My brother lives in Scotland so I might be up there soon. I'll make a sketti thread if I do end up in Scotland: Scottish Sketti Thread will be the title and just comment "haggis" so I know it's you :)
>>23576818sounds good :)
>>23576818ill post a timestamped pic of the evil juice cup instead of saying haggis as anyone with a uk flag could do that and try to dox u
>>23214012What this is?
>>23576979ok ok sounds like a plan Scot anon!
Pusgetti!
bump for sketti.
>>23214012This thread brings me great joy.
>>23603310glad to be of service :)
>>23610200<3look like ur ID stayed the same
>>23216311Ahahahahahahaha
>>23214012STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK YOU ARE STUPID
Cirno is not an intelligent individual.
She’s an idiot Bobo.
the spaghetti mafia is coming and we will break all the non spaghetti pastas in your domicile
>>23675271How do we safeguard our ragu?
>>23687454your ragu is perfectly safe they are only there to destroy non spaghetti pastas.cooked pastas are safe as they are too much effort to break and if they notice you have some sauce and would have no pasta to eat it with they will replace ur smashed pasta with spaghetti...after all they are business men not monsters.
>>23687477I only partially understand, but I feel consoled by this revelation.
>>23691040the spaghetti mafia aren't bad guys they just don't want ppl to eat other types of pasta
The only Spaghotten Son.
How the fuck is this thread still alive
>>23706479It's a marinara miracle.
>>23214012What more needs to be said?
>>23214012First off how TF did I miss this spagheggins-rich thread?Sencond of all, you're thread's being taken over by sphaggigginsful spug-angles;clean them up to continue posting
>>23724839oh no.... what do I do guys? ive never had sphaggigginsful spug-angles before. I don't want to mess up like I did with the sphalaphtauses
>>23724887did some research and unfortunately you're looking at fumigation. start getting everybody out.
>>23724889ok I have gottend everyone out and set up the tent
>>23724896*psssshhhhhhhtttt*
>>23724917the sphaggigginsful spug-angles have dieded peacefully in their sleep as planned
>>23724929I'm not exaggerating when I say that's one of the simplest jobs I ever done.usually someone will wander in and be exposed to toxic chemicals. or there will be a mutation in the bugs making them tougher. but that simply didn't happen this time. so I guess you're good to go!
>>23724935that's an relief I am very tired and was worried they were going to come back to life, drink all my evil juice then mess with the pH balance in my pool or shave the left side of all the neighborhood cats or something.
>>23724940You're right, this is no time to let our guard down. But, I think that at this stage in the game, we're at golden hour and poised to laugh all the way to the bank with our medium sized bag of all of the dead bugs that have been taken away away from the thread.It's looking spotless in here. In fact, I am going to get one of my work gloves out of the back of my van and then eat it off the floor of your thread to prove how sanitary it really is.
>>23724950:O aren't work gloves kinda chewy?
>>23724955Hang on sweetie. trying to get this thing down
>>23725962https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>23733832saucey
>>23724955I think it's less toxic to eat rubber than leather tanner.
>>23740711veg tan is safe but not many work gloves made of that
>>23740711Could you make spaghetti out of leather?
>>23743228I spagrudgingly approve
>>23743228>>23749901if the timecode dosent work skip to 14:38https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBurkdTyJhE&t=878
>>23752295this is so relevant and satisfies my interest in just the right way. I don't know how you found it, but well done.i guess there really is everything on The Internet, and I'm trying not to think about the fact that there also exists p*rn artwork of this guy eating leather noodles somewhere .That's why I leave cyber space and especially video hosting sites alone for the most part
>>23752381>I don't know how you found itI like historical food videos and the question about leather spaghetti reminded me of it.>p*rnwhy are you censoring yourself? that's something that is only common online these days because of advertisers dictating what people are allowed to say on the video hosting sites you try to avoid (namely tiktok).I can understand not wanting to even mention porn but if that's the case its best to just avoid the topic completely because censoring one letter of a word is so ineffective that you may as well just say the word.
>>23214012Is this a real photo or is this AI?
>>23752419real photo
>>23752295Culturally enriching stuff.
nigger
kike
>>23761835Pizzas.
the spagedy of the commons.i will be listening in this thread for hungry souls who call out for spaghetti.i will find you and I will feed you
>>23743228Checked>not spaghetti here
>Waiting for spaghetti-day again.
>>23774972cute image
>>23216309That looks good.
>>23795628Nice
retarded useless niggers
>>23795733
Im watching The Office on The Tubes..
hahaha
>>23829701I will strangle you gook, after making love with you
>>23829711gooks r korean :p
>>23829717Fuck you jap don't tell me what's what, I'd destroy your anus and you know it
>>23829731come n get it from the other side of the ocean bjorn
>>23829734I don't think a jap could handle a real Swede desuI will spare you, for now
>>23214012Spaghettis ?
>>23829778>.Mmm
>>23829778pasgetty raev ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtWsVWlUiSQ
>>23829778
>>23214012But what about spaghetzi?
This post shortens the lifespan of the thread
>>23857399Ominous, yet at the same time blessed for the digits.
>>23857399thank you for shortening it
i will do the same
>>23862504Your nipples aren't pink
>>23214012 The fumo is funky. The penis is haram. Remember this.
Pasta has many forms
>>23924048Do you like spaghetti though?
>>23925479Asking the important questions here
>>23955260
>>23959177I'm gonna shoot you in the head with a ruger
>>23216309Nice, did you salt the water and save a cup of the starchy pasta warter to pour back in before you added the sauce? I ate my pasta before taking a picture sadly.
>>23317851What did he post i misses it.
>>23963803I think so but I don't rember clearly as it was months ago.this weeks spaghetti thread will be up soon
spegeddy neva die
>>23974053kill yourself you retarded nigger
retarded nigger thread
>>23214012AHAHAHA YOU ALMOST FELL
Do you 'ghetti?
a a a ass finger puppet
>>23214012This thread is literally a year old what the fuck
sp-get
fuck. didn't even mean to hit post
>>24002069Fuckin Korean motherfucker!!This board makes so much sense now!
Fair play, ninjas. Fair play...
>>24012810
>>23214012i like this threde
>>24016419get your bratwurst out for cirno
>>24016448nyo
>>24016452this board sucks im going back
nigger thread
>>24016448I didnt post this.>>24016419danke
So what's a cirno?
>>24032069An enlightened pile of funky.
>>24032102Interesting... What's it from?
>>24044188What is your purpose, Japanon?
>>24044213being a retarded nigger obviously
get a job you fucking faggots
what a bunch of fucking retarded useless niggers
>magical toddlergrow up
>>24052438Oh
>>24032157The Touhou Project. Check it out!
>>24064566Oh word. What's it about?
kys
>>24065717Careful polack, they ban you for spamming in this thread.I know from experience...
And speaking of experience, I am going to kill this thread one way or another
I just might have to do it in a more metered fashion....
Posting in the six month old spgedty thread before it's gone
>>24065802It will reach bump limit tonight, probably.You can mark my words...
I actually don't know what the bump limit is here. It's 300 still right?
I think it's still 300...
kill yourselves white freaks
>>24065852What do you mean?
>>24065855I suppose we shall never know...
>>24065795why are you trying to kill my thread? :'(
>>24066197It's been up too long.Its time has come, anon
>>24066217why can't you just let us see how long we can keep it alive? i thought you were the type of poster who dosent hate fun yet here you are trying to kill a thread that lots of people have been enjoying seeing how long we can keep it up for
>>24066217Also this is technically not spam as it is dialogue, so theoretically I shouldn't be banned this time
>>24066221There's still the other one that was made by an american like 10 minutes later, I'll leave that one in peace.But the phoenix must sometime die, so that it can be reborn from the ashes stronger than before...
>>24066228It's like jenga, see. The game's not as fun if you pick blocks from the top two rows in perpetuity and never let it end
All things must end at some point, for better or worse. Whether we like this fact, or revile it...
>>24066222you have clearly stated you are trying to kill the thread that makes it spamming. mass sage-ing is against the rules>>24066228why can't u just leave the organic thread alone and go after the spam ones?
>>24066236This simple fact of life is what gives everything its value on this earth. The time we've spent without knowing how much of our time each and every action costs, or how much is left to be spent
>>24066239that has nothing to do with you going out of your way to kill a threadthe equivalent would be nuking everyone to increase the value of life, that's retardedyou're just killing a thread out of pettiness
>>24066238>you have clearly stated you are trying to kill the threadI was just being facetious, I actually forgot about the thread for a couple hours.>why can't u just leave the organic thread alone and go after the spam ones?Because this one has been marked for death. Also the spam ones are spammed by bots, they'll just be posted immediately again or spam themselves to the bump limit...
>>24066511you are clearly just trying to ruin something out of boredom. also theres no bots that's just a shartyfag conspiracy theory. really they are posted by members of an altchan and there is no bots or proxies just people that love cirno
I'll actually let you guys and the rando asians have the last couple posts like last time though. Cheers anons
>>24066504stop defending useless spam you absolute fucknut
>>24066522what do you think's gonna happen? the pole or someone else is just gonna end the thread now>>24066525the ACTUAL useless spam cirno threads are left unmolested by this retard because of how uninteresting they are, that's the thingif this thread were as pointless/boring as the others, he wouldn't have botheredthat's what pisses me off
>>24066530>ACTUAL useless spam cirno threadsthey are all useless spam threads, there would be no cirno threads without endless necrobumping
Whoa popular thread here, 294 posts??
>>24066544very popular, a lot of important discussion happening here
>>24066530>are left unmolested by this retard because of how uninteresting they areI actually only started posting in this thread because I saw it at the bottom of the catalog and looked at the post date when I opened it lol. You can see when exactly that was, but that's the only reason why this one in particular.>the pole or someone else is just gonna end the thread nowWell they were slowly doing that already anyway, but what happens now is for the rest of you to decide. Or me again, I guess, if I feel I should reply to something you say to me.But until then, cheers
>>24066547Idk anon not a lot happening it seems, what should we talk about?
>>24066555trips checked!what did you guys have for dinner?
>>24066558Had a chopped salad with roast turkey and hard boiled egg, you?
>>24066562Meatloaf, mac n cheese, broccoli
well the thread has been killed :'( its been fun guys and we will alway have spaghetti tuesdays thanks to this thread.
That's all folks!
>>24066552>I actually only started posting in this thread because I saw it at the bottom of the catalog and looked at the post date when I opened it lol. You can see when exactly that was, but that's the only reason why this one in particular.fair enough i guess>>24066570tsmt>>24066539>>24066576ah yes, very impersonal
>>24066570sorry to see your thread got lumped in with the rest of the problem children
What do you want to hear right now?This thread got artificially kept alive for 6 months with hundreds and hundreds of necrobump spam posts and I'm glad it's dead.
>>24066758I kinda hope it goes longer
>>24066570What happen?
f
>>24066752its alright. its just a thread and they all have to die some time. the tradition it started will live on.>>24066765>>24066771got flooded to bump limit by a disgruntled spiderman and stirby. I don't particularly hold it against spiderman because he's usually a good poster but its a shame he couldn't just let it meet its end naturally
>>24066783:(
>>24066783500 deleted posts in this thread alone. it was kept alive long past its time by rulebreaking. hard to complain about anyone euthanizing it.
>>24066809dork
So this is what ot was like on the titanic just on our way down
Cheers
