Fate has no reasons
Swisscel thread
SwissaggotImagine posting on 4man and still acting like a Swissaggot.
>>23227205Imagine posting on 4chud and getting mad at someone
>>23227260Your ass belongs on /reddit9gay/, not on /bant/
>>23227260Hey are you gay btw just wondering
>>23227268did you forget to turn off your vpn
shadowban test
Surrounded by the golden autumnal fields of a pretty, historic and rustic campus on the edge of the small town of Hildesheim, near Hanover, I felt like I had arrived in some strange parallel universe where I did not speak the language but could discern that everyone greeted each other with the word “Hei..degger” ever five minutes.Was I a Neo-Kantian or a Heideggerian?
>>23228297no one cares unc, cut this pretentious crap and post some more troonime
>>23228307unc??? blud I'm 21 don't make me feel even older than I ambozo thinks I'm an uncle damnalbeit thinking about it some became uncles when I was in school with 14
>>23228340Ugh I wish I were young again (23)
>>23228340Are you on a bender atm? Or heavier stuff? I'm not concerned, just curious.
>>23228350I woke up at 9am to puke from too much phenibut + hangoverish symtoms and woke up at 12am again and just took 30mg of crushed XR morphine
>>23228347I wish I was young again (13)
>>23228367Are you the same Swiss that was drunkposting a few months ago?
>>2322834021 is old, ancient even>>23228367damn nigga just do heroin or rocks at this point, what's up with all this sophisticated shit man
>>23228379yes but my "probation" ended
>>23228391I don't like brown stuff with unknown purity extracted with gasoline and mushed by pakistani feet that's probably laced with fent or nitazenes I'm rich and pride myself with affording proper medicine treatment also 21 is NOT ancient
>>23228410what illness are you treating with all of these
>>23228392What probation? Feds keeping an eye on you?
>>23228419NEET boredom and sleep withdrawal>>23228421it was like a replacement measures for getting out of investigative custody that I was in
>>23228432Was it because you post anime pics? If so I get it.
>>23228432just waste your money on like videogames instead and throw your life away in less destructive manner, this is the meta for people like you now
>>23228451in a* less
>>23228440Yes I was 4 months in investigative custody for posting anime pics>>23228451Who exactly is "people like you"
>>23228451Videogames sucks, full of niggers/mystery mutts or they just plain suck balls.
>>23228469people who can throw away like a grand on fucking high end drugs just for the thrill of it without getting financially ruined for years to come
>>23228491You have a point, he should share some with me.
>>23228491I don't play videogames and haven't in 5 years>>23228514I still have 3kg of 4-mmc precursor that they didn't confiscate for some reason
>>23228539>I still have 3kg of 4-mmc precursor that they didn't confiscate for some reasonSend in Agent Smith.
>>23228539bro really does nothing all day but getting black out high, that's impressive but you gotta paypal me all you have before you overdose and perish tragically so i can waste that money on videogames in your honour
>>23228557I think the precursor is legal here but not in the EU>>23228561erm no I watch animeys play VN's read philosophy or artistically obsess over wikipedia pages
>>23228587*autistically
>>23228587bro is a freaking modern day diogenes i swear to god
>>23228823That would be a crazy homeless person I personally pride myself with many superficial things and love hypocrisy
>>23228862do you collect anime figurines at least, there's no way you only spend your autism money on drugs and nothing else like that actually takes some willpower to exercise
>>23228888I'd unironically rather collect legos or kill myself than spend 100 buckeroos on an injection molded pvc figurineThere's more artistical value to any animey png than a pvc figurine
>>23228996insane dedication to the bit but anime figurines do actually suck because they all cater to the normie taste so they only mold whatever is currently popular and in general you just fucking know what kind of people buy that shit so it's impossible to take them seriously so i guess good on you for having drugs higher on the basic needs pyramid
>>23229323I used to collect expensive handcrafted knifes but basically only to farm e-aura and they all got confiscated anyways so it's kind of frustrating to even think about
>>23229338i think it's kind of illegal to confiscate people's shit for no reason, have you tried consulting a lawyer
>>23229381The law is laid out so anything more than a kitchen knife like any symmetrical blade longer than 6 (six) cm is illegal but it's not enforced you can literally buy this shit from swiss based shopsMy lawyer is a champ she got me out of jail
>>23229503i think you should threat litigation anyway, those people have like families and jobs they can potentially lose and they've already taken your knives away so you literally have nothing to lose and everything to gain so maybe they will just fold down and unconfiscate your murder daggers
>>23229571dude they are not even pushing a illegal weapons charge I don't want to goof it up with the judge I want a nice deal with the prosecutor I have bigger problems than silly knifes even if it's annoying
>>23229633bro is absolutely content with being unlawfully KEKED by the governmentbots, many such cases unfortunately
>>23229674What would happen is literally I push it to court and the judge does not charge me but can't return them because the court can't go against the law either but I just ruined the prosecutors deal bozoWorst case he charges me but without a fine because he will assume I knew they where illegal because I had so manyThe forensics confiscating them where just doing their job lol
If you search a house and knowingly ignore illegal items I'd assume you'd get fired lmao
>>23229674cücked is a filtered word now apparently >>23229742you gotta push it all the way to the supreme court so they change the law entirely and legalise owning katanas and cutlasses and stuff, are you living in an actual free country or in fucking britain like what the science is that why can't people have knives and shit or maybe just collect plastic replica knives instead next if what i've described above sounds unrealistic >>23229758they could've "unknowingly" ignored those items for a certain price if you understand what i'm saying
>>23229795Trust me people tried before but something as precedent cases exist so I won't have to tryAlso there where about 15 people in the house that would have gotten expensive
It's fun making discord philosophers sperg out by arguing with the history of ideas
How big is your “pinterest depressed alt troonime gerls that I disillusionedly believe that they are literally me” folder ?
>>23232779>disillusionedly
>>23227308
>>23232779Top 10 questions asked not to be answered
>>23232779This nigga doesn't know the pic you attach to your post is LITERALLY YOU at that very moment. Pondering if we should rape or rape AND kill you.
ew nasty
Time to shower
wow I'm so clean
>>23233570But are you gay clean though
>>23233572sybau
>>23233743ehe
>>23233743Anyway would you happen to be gay
Just cuz u can't c it don't mean it ain't there, fieldhand
>>23229503Do you have a long criminal record
>>23233771HAHA>>23233784No I'm not even charged yet the investigation is still ongoing and the charges when I was a minor where "deleted" when I turned 18
First time buying the 2 bux tuna isntead of the one for 3.50 and that is not worth it it's so coarse and so much more oil than the other one for the same weight bleh
I'm eating a big mac after going to my psychiatrist appointment and this thing falling apart and the taste makes me think it's not supposed to be eaten
>>23234616bigu mac
>>23234670It's not even big
>>23235010mac
i like the images ITT
Took 6g phenibut in the morning because I needed some relaxation and now tripped trice on stairs in public well that was humiliating I barely feel it when I'm at home
>>23235010sppalugga mugga
>>23235196get well soon
>>23235203get shot in public, nigger
>>23235257how
they see me floating they gonna be hatin
Wovon man nicht sprechen kann darüber muss man schweigen
I hate how eating makes my inears drop out wtf is this shitty design
I wanna make some moneyBut I don't want no job
>>23239053just ask your daddy faggy
>>23239089you give off chill pedophile vibes like you lowkey like kids but you went to therapy and got impulse control so you would never hurt one if you know what i mean. im a pedophile too and it makes me happy when i read your comments cuz it feels like i can participate on this discord too. good on you bro thank you so muc
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Sometimes I get a sharp pain sensation in a very specific part of the brain and I'm sure some artery popped and I go through the full 5 stages of grief until I'm just contempt with dying but then nothing happens
allat + didn't ask
>>23239330cope and seethe
F-FUCKING COPE AND SETHE R-RIGHT NOW NIGGER
okay gooner
gooner even thoughie I didn't jerk off in over a week
Your entire purpose in life is seeking higher and higher pleasures that the world has to offer. You're a spiritual gooner.
pleasure is the wrong wordmy psychiatrist called it seeking external stimuli it does not need to be a positive feeling
https://archived.moe/bant/thread/23191753/#23200600I wouldn't say having the same ideology as slaanesh is any better
>>23239469Not my post idk who pinhead is lol
>>23239488I'm going to choose to believe it was you.
>>23239502You ignorant fuck, I would never post something as edgy as that
>>23239396that's really unhealthy, you should goon at least 3 times a day to keep your testosterone balance and brain chemistry in check and that's a scientific fact
>>23239509You can't expect me to take that seriously.
>>23239523I think part of the reason I'm not a pathetic miserablecel yet is because I'm not horny>>23239559I didn't you already made up your mind
Ugh random wave of nausea hit again
>>23240386if dis battle should leav me slaini know herobrine wood call my name
>>23240386god is punishing you for having horrible opinions in that other thread of yours
>>23240390One minute I haad it allNext the world began to fall>>23240393>opinions you mean FACTS
>>23240529you're gonna fucking kill me with this shit one of these days, there will be blood on your hands
>>23240529better to take aaaaaaaa Standdat was when i ruled the land...
>>23240548I just puked my guts out>>23240653tsmt
>>23241126how are you still alive then
>>23241169superpowers
>>23241191you should refill your guts with like fastfood so you have something to puke out next time
>>23233133>DT casually admits he wants to be a petite white emo BWC addict
We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year
>>23242459meds.
up
Why does cracking my neck feel so uncomfortable with an upset stomach and slight nausea when it feels organic without
>>23245638you are very cute...
>overloaded renal transporters again>likely gonna puke later today againjoever>>23246863why
>>23246956>89 kbholy pinterest swag dripping rose emoji
>>23246956>whyit's a secret
>>23246994Even with all the time on my hands I can't get myself to doomscroll 'booru>>23247006I hate when people say this
>>23247010how is doomscrolling pinterest any different to doomscrolling boorus
>>23228367Stop mixing GABAergic shit with opioids you fucking retard
>>23247018people repost the good stuff from 'booru to pinterestwhen you're on the 'booru you have to scroll through tons of shitty 3 follower twitter art before getting to a single litterally me animey imagebesides the 'booru being a literal le ebin 2005 webpage design with dated filtering>>23247019Then what should I mix it with retard
>>23247010>I hate when people say thisno you don't.>>23247031>people repost the good stuff from 'booru to pinterestthe images are compressed to hell the point where storing them anyone is completely meaningless.
>>23247037about one person in a millennium cares about how compressed the picture is
>>23249016>about one person in a millennium cares about how compressed the picture isnonsense.this right here is garbage. it's not "real" isn't it? please show me your "literally me" folder.
i just repost other banterers' pics
>>23249052zooming in is rude stop this
>>23249748nice. so it's not all AI slop. i am very proud of you.>zooming in is rude stop thisi'll zoom in on your face.
>>23249762It can't be AI when I recognize the exact manga panel it is traced from
>>23247031having to go through shitty amateur art is the soul of it and it's astonishing you fail to see that in your pretentious pursue of convenience, browsing boorus builds character and forms you as a person and being the more mature and developed one here you should thank me for opening your eyes here and listen and learn
>>23249769anon, when was the last time you went to the bathroom?>>23249778this. curation builds character.
>>23249762Oh my AI upscale>>23249778You're delulu and could never open my eyes unless you forcibly pry them open or cut off my eyelids while I'm asleep>>2324980221 minutes ago
>>23249828>21 minutes agointeresting.
can we hold hands?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doEwWzMz99AbzbzbzdaobzbzbzdapbzbzbzdaobzbzbzDAP>>23249836why>>23249904for what reason
#trump2028
>>23235196location based tolerance, you should get fine motor skills hobby and taper your dosage while doing it at home, then take a full T break if you have any self-control, if you keep pushing higher dosages for the same apparent effect then you'll end up altering your metabolism profile permanently and you'll have to start buying etizolam or nifoxipam or smth.
>>23252400I used to take tons of benzos and they feel completely different from phenibutI have no self control or discipline but it's impossible for me to get addicted to anything reallyIt's so funny how similar drugs of the same easily explainable pharmakokinetik profiles still have such individual inexplainable profilesLike for some reason when I combine high doses of phenibut with low doses of morphine I keep hearing this wobbly sound behind me consistently while I never had this beforehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmQr2k7RhIchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmnjL26OBcY
>>23252035Sorry but he can't run again.
>>23252516He can do whatever he wants as long as Israel approves chuddieRock your body
>>23247031I like mixing my opioids with promethazine and my benzos with weed and some sweet milky tea :)
>>23252600Israel can easily get a new puppet with a little bit of legal bribes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJUq97I9d2k
>>23252621oh my niggerweed>>23252643But they will never be as good of a puppet as a popular dicktaator
>>23252688We need a new puppet that won't ban my favorite nicotine products. I'm going to lose it once my supply runs out.
>>23252688Im not saying you have to do the same thing Giusto that you shouldn't mix ur downers its an amatuer move, especially if ur getting high on ur own with nobody to help if you OD
>>23252779Wtf happened there *just that
Ew I woke up after 3 hours of sleeping absolute disgusting feeling and my mom pushing me to go buy cat food cross eyed>>23252779I'm an experienced+ heavy+ drug abuser this is exactly why I trust myself doing that
>>23253422I did it for like over 10 years probably to far greater extremes but after losing a bunch of friends iv decided mixing downers is not worth it and iv chilled out on the drugs a lot, I'm now mostly clean
>>23249828this is very deep and thoughtful and like poetic plus i'm jaking off
>>23250806It would be like, cute and stuff you know.
>>23253461Okay mr expert but I do not care about dying>>23253666did NOT ask for your activity>>23253681I'm a big hairy man
>>23253688I guess you could uhh shave or something.
>>23253688you're an average hairy man at best plus me jaking it is none of your concerns but you must be aware of that anyway
>>23253688Thats a very selfish and shitty attitude to have
>>23253696I do shave>>23253713No I'm big and strong I could kill you with one strike>>23253714I am selfish and shitty
>>23253822You should prolly work on that anon I'm sure there are ppl who care about you who would be very upset if you ended up dead or a vegetable
>>23253822How are you hairy then?
>>23253835I'm contempt with life, no thank you >>23253843I'm just very manly just accept in instead of questioning everything
>>23253822i could easily evade your attacks and retaliate in a pacifist intellectual manner
>>23253857I guess manly men avatarfag with sad anime girls now
>>23253857Whatever dude, im not gonna get all preachy because it never helps so ill just leave u alone but I hope you understand was just tryna look out for u
>>23253860No you couldn't>>23253861I posted myself on here before I'm the realest truecel in the room
>>23253865https://voca.ro/1bttThPxqrkq
>>23253865you do have that middle age peasant phenotype and the haircut especially sells it
>>23253872no cat does this or sounds like that thougie>>23253875I'd post the funny zelda picture but it doesn't fit the theme of le threade
>>23253882cuz its a dog, silly
>>23253882post your onlyfans exclusive pictures instead
What happens in this thread?
>>23253885what's a dog>>23253887what's a onlyfans>>23253888Me posting facteralds
>>23253904walks on two legs, has cute puppy ears, and makes emo threads on 4chan <3
>>23253904you're too young to know that unfortunately >>23253925>i'm 14 years oldmods delete this man out of existence fucking immediately
>>23253925you need to leave ASAP. This site is not for people that young for good reasons.
>>23253925Thanks for posting in my thread, your English is good for your age>>23253938>>23253944why do you dickscriminate against young people I started using the websiterino at arround the same age
>>23253964>I started using the websiterino at arround the same ageand look at what it did to you. I shouldn't pretend like i didn't fall for this trap either but that's still not a reason to pull somebody down on this level. >>23253925Leave anon! Ignore the swiss guy, there is only peril here! Here be pedos and liars!
>>23253964youngsters have it too easy these days, back in my day you had to go through hell and high water in order to be initiated into any online community or just talk to people in general so it's only right we make them go through a bunch of pointless humiliation rituals too for their original sin of being born like 10 years later than me
Now, where were we...
>>23250806>whyit is yet another secret.
>>23253977Blud thinks I am some evil demon >>23253991You got a point youngsters got it too easy, back in my days... let me tell you... phew>>23254018kys
>>23254055Unc, you were telling the young one to stay on le pedo grooming site.
>>23254055you literally live in a fucking cotton candy land where you have to go out of your way in order to be poor and miserable, the only letdown you might have experienced as a kid is getting a 200 dollar lego set instead of a 300 dollar lego set for your birthday so let ME tell YOU about this sort of shit alright
>>23253964>why do you dickscriminate against young people I started using the websiterino at arround the same agecorrect. and we want to prevent people from ending up like us.>>23254055>kyswhy?
ugh I don't know if phenibut overdose or withdrawal is responsible for this shitty nausea>>23254074It's literally more save on 4chud than disc*rd niggy>>23254079Erm you don't know anything about me you hecking assoomer>>23254080I hate this woman aaaah "it's a secret" shit
>>23254117>I hate this woman aaaah "it's a secret" shitstop lying. you're having a good time talking to me. you looove having me in your thread.
>>23254117Now you are just resorting to whataboutisim.Nobody should be ruined by such a site no matter which one it actually is, period. Just admit you lost chuddy.
>>23254117i know everything i need to know and you know that i'm 100% right when i call you out on suffering from success
check this out
>>23254124Let's call it a love hate relationship>>23254131I'm not, it's cause and effect. He is now banned from getting blackpilled on discord grooming + he's also going back to discord>>23254140My luck is all skill you just have a skill issue m&
I never understood the logic of using month/ day/year, instead of day/month/year, since it is logical iteration
>>23254905>Let's call it a love ... relationshipe-eh?>>23255508>day/month/yearuse yyyymmdd.
>>23256616>use yyyymmdd.psychopathic activities, as if the year is more important than the day
