write your blogs or whatever else you want to write.
my farts smell like kfc because i ate to much kfc lately
blogposting should be banned
>>23255511well we banned it from our thread
called in for overtime today, and that's on top of a free day's pay for labor day bcos full time.winning all over the place
Oi. Nat. What do you know about /vp/ secret cabals?
Wrote in a blog thread today. Did NOT enjoy it.
I will spend my last savings on visiting easter island, reunion island and then some other ones that are yet to be picked, maybe niue or something
>>23255418I can't blog.
I think there’s real bad mojo coming down the pike and I don’t want to alarm anyone or appear schitzo.
>>23258262Please, we're desperate for nahppenings
>>23258270I am not.
>>23258286tease
>>23258262sorry that's just me i spent all day fixing plumbing because of mineral deposits clogging the fuck out of the entire systemnow that i think of it, i drink tap water. oh well, kidney cancer by age 60.
I've decide to name my first child Jo/nah/.
>>23258718I'm kidding. It'll be whatever they call the glaceon poster.
>>23258839do you mean me or the other guy?typically people call me natalie but i call myself bruce.
Time to fulfil my civic duties.
>>23261373i know this isnt wailord but i wish it was
>>23255418I've recently been afraid to eat parmesan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2ZZcXz3eT4
My fucking stove, man.>>>/r9k/82430464
I have VOTED.
I think I might have depression but I'm too chickenshit to ask for help again, cause I know I won't get it.
I think I might commit tax fraud because I don't plan to last long enough to get caught anyway in skyrim
>>23262424if you think so then probably.highs and lows in drastic long swings?lows going really low for no particular reason?
>>23262434>I think I might commit tax fraudphysically impossible to live in argentina without evading taxes
>>23262448Im the Same anon as that oneFor years I've felt hopeless and when really down, passively suicidal (was thinking of a method and note yesterday) even when it was better I had trouble thinking of a future for myself and was miserable in my own body. Any time I try doing work or gaming I'd feel my brain like, "shut off" and low on energy. Any thing that wasn't doomscrolling or drawing or stimming felt like a chore. Recently I was looking back on "trauma" and bad occurrence and felt lonely and like I was better off dead cuz my body would react badly to reminders and talking to friends about it made me feel worse. The lows are really low now. I haven't spoken to my only real friend in ages and I feel a drop in motivation to do anything when i feel lonely. My eating habits have changed too and I'm losing weight. My parents dont believe in mental health much so they can't be arsed to get me therapy even when I ask. I've got a bad relationship with my whole family. Maybe I could try again to get help but it feels like it's all for nothing and I can't get better even if I try
>>23262484as much as i violently hate/distrust pharma psychiatrists can helpthis is a bit beyond my grasp and suicidal ideations can be mitingated in most cases without grippy sock prison or the pharma jew.please reach out and get that person you can explain these emotions with in person, get that help.i'd hate to lose a sparkling gem to a common male affliction of the spirit.
>>23263310*mitigated you'll probably always be this way, everyone's wired differently.but therapy helps, please try it :(
>>23263310I've tried. As recently as an hour ago. My mother only told me it was a waste of time. I really try. But I feel controlled by her. I feel too scared to open up to others because of her. She's been told to get me therapy. But she just won't.
>>23262473Come to brazil my brother so we can fuck both governments at the same time
>>23263331shit's fuckedis this some male form of Munchausen syndrome where she keeps you crippled to keep you with her?
/bant/ needs to save neoneo (needs a name)another soul to be redeemed securing /bant/ as a place of redemption and salvation, though a purgatory.
>>23263340Not that extreme I think? But she'd beat me into submission during my early childhood. It made me reserved and shy and scared to ask for help in general about any thing (why my teeth is crooked despite my braces treatment. Was too scared to ask for a retainer adjustment). She calls me names and threatens me, but then tells me not to kill myself over my future. I dont know. My earliest memories are of her hitting me. I also remember her threatening me not to tell cps about it. Then I tried to come out about it to a school counselor in middle school (was suicidal and figured out I was trans in a Muslim family) and the lady told me it was discipline, and therefore legal. I really dont know anymore.
>>23263388if there were ever a guy who needed to get assets online or anywhere and move the fuck out
>>23263388walking into an urgent care clinic and telling the receptionist you're on the verge of a mental break and need someone to talk to is also and advisable option, it'd be a real shame for you to rob the world of all you can be on a split decision with permenant consequences.
>>23263435I try to hold on. With the hope of being a doctor, a homeowner, and getting to transition and breathe after I leave this shithole. Odds are the seasons will pass and I'll at most stay fantasizing about my death and people's reactions to it
>>23263450you're forbidden from dying.you're to formulate your plan outta there and march soldier.ima make a fucking man out of you.
I think I may have been groomed but I can't be sure.
>>23264300fuck, same id. Not related to mom though
>>23260045Yes. Is NataBruce a good name?
>>23264609Sounds bad
>>23264609how about Bruce Nat surname?
>>23264609dad joke:if they ask you how you came up with their name, say it's not happening and walk away.
Nah
>>23271425nna
one of my threads got a /vip/ sticky
>>23272881Cool
How many people do you think actually apply to become jannies?
>>23264300can i convince you you're perfect without drastically modifying yourself?https://youtu.be/Mcq5oW0GvD8?feature=shared
when mr. rogers is forbidden it's a pretty clear sign we're all bound for hell.
>>23276755Not many and certainly less after the hackA lot of jannies at this point are probably schizos waiting to nuke their (least) favorite threads because at this point the only people who care that much about this site are probably the dedicated schizos who have been shitting it up for years. The normalfag hordes that shitpost non-stop certainly don't give a fuck about this site
>>23276795im gonna transition anyhow. Just dont worry about it.
>>23277407And if it isnt related to that, disregard the messageSorry if i seem mad im not
I heard an unhappy ending, it sort of sounds like you leavingI heard the piledriver waltz, it woke me up this morning
>>23268542Nat-Bruce it is. Oh wait, but what about /qa/doge??????>>23272881You paid for a sticky?>I wouldn't be surprised if the mods add paid stickies
what a nice glowwie thread
>>23277794seems like a mod got bored, threw a dart at the board and stickied something random.
The darkness is backTo be real it never leftI just ignored it for several monthsBut now it's difficult to ignore.
>>23279404But I believe I'm blessedI see a lightI have truly never been punished for my misdeeds and my years of lazinessBut it all remains to be seen
"4chan's 'politically incorrect' messageboard" got a small blurb in a article from a magazine.>>23279358They took this man's love away.>>23279402/vip/ mods allow some fun?
>>23280094yes, having no topic you can post about literally anything, they even have my own nonsense thread stickied.posts with racism get removed so it seems to adhere to some of the blue board rules, but other than that it's free reign.
Yall heard about charlie kirk? He got got i heard
>>23277407guess i'll just have to accept that's who you are, like you said, it's not my problem.
I miss /qa/.
>>23283098
I'm creating a character on a service similar to Character AI. I'm feeling like an idiot for that, but it's inevitable since I'm lonely. Netizens say things such as "all south americans are extroverts" and "there's no way one can be single in Brazil" but the world doesn't work like that when you behave like a protagonist written by Dostoevsky
>>23285168What are you using? I've been thinking about doing that
why 2ch (harkach) dont work, wtf?>
>>23285168your loneliness makes me laughim pretty glad im not a normal like you and need someone to show me affectioni'm going to suggest you get a less embarrassing way of coping just so you don't chase a future possibility try drugs for depression or a mood stabilizer and stay away from people who are lonely
>>23285175Janitor AI. >>23285250Yes, is laughable. I have some ways to cope but it's not enough for me. It's good you can live without affection though
bump
>>23285427use perchance ai
>>>/int/214761776
Lurking kf is always headache inducing with their reddit karma reaction system. Someone posted le same think opinion? You sir get a winner sticker...
I had a pj shirt to go with my matching pj pants but I can't find it, so i'll have to go with a black t shirt. If I didnt stop myself I knew I would've spent a good 20 minutes naked trying to find it. Whatever, a lesson to not put off laundry I guess.
>>23287596i never understood it and one of my posts there gave me a negative score even though i made a noticeable contribution
>>23288402You're probably a literal WHO that was rejected by the kf inner circle.
>>23288563When I lurk I do notice regular posters that almost always have the positive reddit stickers. It's really sucks that inner circles tend to be an issue no matter what online circle you're in.
>>23288563That was likely the case. I was just sharing information, and since it was my first post, people got confused. Many thought it was the person I reported, or their circle, who were raising eyebrows, and I think that might be true. If I want to report anything in the future, I’ll probably just make a new account. Still, I don’t see much worth reporting these days as the world feels insane, and nobody really stands out. If someone does, they vanish once you call it out or cause chaos wherever they are.
y si esto no es lo que esperabas y no hay fiesta despues del recitalvolve a tu casa, acá no hay nada para vospero si no es para vos, para quien es? creo que es mejor si volvesvolves...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEX-RI0aEh4
I wanted those 8's
vgh...
Nighty night bnat nna gen
>>23288574You can be corny if you're in.>>23288632You have to lurk more and post passively before you can really contribute. The newfag mistake.>WHO ID
I really need to go to sleep but I been playing the shit out of my psvita. fuck i love my vita...
>>23288908I'd rather continue lurking than make an account. The hypocrisy i see on that website gives me migraines. I feel like the hypocrisy on image boards hits different because you generally don't see large swaths of retards immediately giving negative or positive reaction stickers. I'm literally seeing them doxx literal who's for saying they didn't like charlie kirk while condemning political violence. Kiwitroons are unhinged.
>>23289054dont get me wrong, i think its disgusting seeing people dance on his grave, some of the people getting doxxed arent even doing that however and are at worst soap boxing their retarded leftist takes. an eye for an eye makes the world go blind.
>>23289026vita is vida>>23289054>>23289109The violent grave dancers dox themselves. Hunting the naive and normies is another matter.
dwnq
today i discovered anti-bread.normally bread is full of breadTHIS IS A LOAF FULL OF LIES
>>23290644Anti-breaf is meant to be filled with whatever you want.
>>23290644>he fell for the leavened jew
NEW FIRE EMBLEM THEY SAID THE SERIES WAS DEADFUCK YOU
>>23290937but how does that happen?seems to only be pillsbury italian, the second one to do this.i can't with good conscience sell someone "oops all crust"
>>23291109Who said fire emblem was deadAre they stupid
Friday....
>>23291390The pre-made dough was made to rise quickly, but Pillsbury is selling theirs with too much leavening, so you get anti-bread.Cope and fill the bread voids with whatever you want.
MY MOUSE IS SO FUCKING BAD AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO I WANT TO KMS
Calories don't exist they aren't real
>>23291693oh, ok.i will clear plastic bag it and quality markdown it labeling it "oops all crust"
>>23291693>pre made doughthe stuff that goes in the proofer doesn't have this problem like wenner or gonella, it's this new pillsbury line that rises at room temperature with a spritz of water that's the only one that does it.
>>23287596did they actually rip the facepunch forums off for thatit even had the optimistic reaction (which was code for a gay post)
>>23291758>new pillsbury line that rises at room temperature with a spritz of wateranti-bread stuff right there
>>23292227it rises like pizza doughfor kaisers, steak, 6" hoagie, 12" sub(me and delimanager agree is just olive garden breadsticks), bolillos, sourdough and french bread.
brat doodle https://files.catbox.moe/c98fua.jpg
Tripfags are just the worst
>>23292684yesfumo
>>23292684I agree they really suck. That matt guy is totally awful
I'm sorry you had to see that
>>23292841Wuh happened
>>23292878Didn't bother checking my work and HUMILIATED myself
>>23292684Whatever >>23292703 has is the absolute worst.
Personally, I find the people who come to /hap/ just to intellectually masturbate over their so-called oldfag ancient knowledge the most annoying. I couldn’t care less about their yapping, and watching them huff their own farts isn’t even remotely entertaining.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxuwXczWQC0
>>23293958this 2bquitehonest famalamadingdongthe /hap/ threads have been degenerating into way too much "le imageboard culture" and all that cringe shit
>>23294107A never ending dick measuring contest about inane bullshit that isn’t even a happening.>Erm, actually, the origin of that word is from some obscure game nobody played back in 2002 >Heh, the word janny is so infantile only total newfags still use it.I could go on, but you’ve got eyes.
>>23294210they so rarely even post happenings anymore, it's more often than not just discussing the latest /pol/shit happening or something, or discussing the latest sharty/kiwi (fail)dox or talking about some other stupid fucking non english altchan or some shit that isn't actually in any way a 4chan happening.that or it's like you said a bunch of >old 4chan was betternostalgia wankery.
or like they're doing right now, endless infinite digging into /qa/ archives and screenshots as if that stuff matters anymore, as if all that hasn't already been discussed to death.
>>23294575because there's nobody doing anything special i would say and i would say the coolest thing i saw recently was the hatsune miku robot someone was building that was just cursed
>>23294633>/qa/ history lesson #5083These kinds of posts belong in /nah/, but Timmy feels the need to prove he knows /qa/'s extensive and rich lore better than everyone else. He used to be a /qa/ legend if you didn't know. >>23294638Blog posts should be done in /nah/ instead of my precious /hap/.
>>23294638i would actually attribute it to the fact that the status of happening has been raised to mythical levels, to the fact that nobody even wants to link anything that isn't at least a mass shooting death or sticky, and the few times they do it's often just used as a second report button or somebody linking their own post.
I have the entire house to myself for three days and I am already breaking down....they are gonna return to a house full of chaos....Why was i born like this?
I now realize some clouds are alien (aquatic) craft.
>>23294748Could always fix the chaos before they come home>>23294752If only you knew how bad things really are https://files.catbox.moe/06na48.jpg
>>23294772>If only you knew how bad things really are>https://files.catbox.moe/06na48.jpg
i started reading halfway through the posts, reading about the dream & predictions for the future, then all of a sudden i see "They are able to reanimate the bodies if they are fresh."
>>23292703ehehe
I tried the chocolate dubai thing. After one bite i felt sick. people actually like this shit?
>>23294794No idea but it looks like shit
>>23294794what the hell is the name of that stuff, again?it's not marzipan, is it?
the green filling, i mean
I miss sagoing to get free (You)s from the Rin poster
>>23294794try Knafeh if you want something from middle east it was pretty popular in spring
>>23294772the image really does freak me outreminds me of this shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOVlx4PRxZE
Bumo!
sago
>>23294851>>23294857
>>23294857hows the meth
>>23294959Wouldn't know
>>23295130>>23295177>>23295237>>23295284I KNEW YOU WOULD NEVER LEAVE USyou are just like mewe are here foreverto anyone else watching this is like the 5th time he's said he would lave forever for real this timethe only difference is that he stopped tripfagging which is something i guess.
I knew Nat was getting hard watching his boyfriend(?) make those huge text walls
>>23295339somebody told me to take my meds when i said that there was no chance in hell he would actually leave, i just want to gloat that i was right.
>>23295358Did he say he was leaving forever? Thought he said he was just taking the tripcode off.
Like batman without his cape
>>23295358>>23295325see>>23295368>>23295372Also, I would like to personally thank you Nat. You were in a way a very much needed foil who added more filler and fluff to the story and in keeping things murky. You personally, should take a boy for your wonderful performance because honestly, you made the role much more believable, to the point where someone stood up in the audience when I said something to you. I unironically couldn't have gotten this far without you, and now that I can speak outside of the role. "I sincerely that you too, are playing a role and a character as well and that our waltz hasn't attracted any undo attention in your direction. I did do my best to shield what I could in that." Regardless, you did an awesome job, and you have my thanks in that. And you're right, "I'm here forever, even though my current role means a little less of me, but it's not like you'll particularly notice. I was unnoticed before, but still present." You're free to retire your end of the role as well, and seek out something new, or continue your current path. I'll be watching, and maybe even we'll dance again in the future. I wonder however, will you know that its me, with whatever mask I wear then, and will you instinctively know to make whatever dance more believable once more? Time will tell my dear wonderful and strange friend, for after all; "We're here forever"
>You personally, should take a boyidk about stealing boys
>>23295445haha, not enough coffee in the system. Bow, take a bow.
>>23295450But anyways, that was such a good show. Honestly, the dynamic between you two was what really pulled me in; the way the foil worked against the murkiness gave everything a depth that felt alive. It wasn’t just entertaining, it was believable in a way that had the whole chat locked in. The tension, the uncertainty, the way you both played off each other; it really made the story breathe. I'm sure I'll be thinking about it long after the curtain closed.
>>23295483https://youtu.be/56oo-CvG6Gk?si=Qv4eb2TmFyS8hI2QSmall confession in that, I genuinely wasn't expecting a dance partner. I just kind of expecting just a jester's jig, enough to speak an uncomfortable truth and lead others to a final conclusion that I already had. Then Nat jumped onto the stage, and I genuinely had to improv, because it wasn't planned for. Somehow, things just worked out, the steps found themselves, and made the show even better to the point of causing an actual change. I'm personally flabbergasted by it, no one has had to make me dance like that, and never did I think I'd find someone who could dance with me to a level where the stage itself became an absurd reality. Honestly, when I look at it, it was electric and thrilling, and I still have goosebumps about it. As the player behind the scene, admittingly, there's a part of me that is smitten and holds it very dear to my heart. Imagine finding someone on 4chan who clashes with your own crazy, with their own crazy, and in said clashing of crazy, the story expands and exemplifies into revealing truth and changing the trajectory of the next act. Like, it genuinely gives me a sense of wonder and giddy glee in that. The other thing, is I genuinely have no idea where Nat came from, I have no idea who they are, yet it was like they were my perfect dance partner in this, unaware they were a dancer themselves in a story that I was no longer just narrator to, but witness to. And even in this confession, this is understating my feelings on the matter. Thank you, sincerely Nat.
>>232955202 many words I'm going to bed
>>23295543Ah, "Unexpected Joker to my Batman, that made the chase for the Court of Owls legitimate and fast tracked."
I miraculously had a good night's rest. But I also had scary dreams. They were so vivid. I argued with my only friend in one of them, and she left me. Because she didn't like me anymore. Because she found out my past somehow. Crazy things I'd say when I was younger (not real), and I attempted to explain myself. It was a bad time in my life. I was being groomed. I was an impressionable kid. She blocked me and said she wanted nothing to do with me. It felt so real, woke up early or in another dream surprised not to have a phone in my hands. But really. I'm scared of going back to being alone.
