Dump your horny thoughts, fantasize about various kinks, simp over real people/fictional characters you're lusting for, etc.This meant to be an expy of "Horny Shit" from rule34.xxx, except you can discuss pretty much anything you want without getting banned.>There is one rule. NO GOD DAMN CHILDREN. Fictional or otherwise. Fuck off.
>>23265615Fantasies, huh?Sometimes have secret thoughts about all the horny people here going out and living meaningful lives instead of frying their brains on porn
i wish to make toilet of anon's mouth or perhaps his mothers
>>23265747That's really gross man
>>23265615I just really like massive boobs
>>23265821perfect tits are sort of inbetween "big" and "huge"same goes for just about everything that's better big, actually.
>>23265854no one asked retarded gas huffing abo jeetnigger
uh uhm, sex
>>23265821Fuuck, that image is perfect.
see, i thought "bant was dead", but this shit gets like 20 unique posters
>>23265615this is peak male physique btw
>>23266792Depends on your definition of unique I guess
>>23267186Indeed.
>>23265615I used to fantasize about getting knotted by a dog.But over the years im over it and have no desire for it.I attribute parasite cleansing toxoplasmosis out of myself.
>>23265615Nope fuck off and kys zoomer. Go to r9k.
>>23271378Cope!
>>23271767Rope!
>>23265615I want to find a cute trap, pin him against the nearest wall, and fuck his brains out until he pukes. I hope he cums super hard, too.
>>23265615I think Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was the original point as to why I'm so fucked in the head and wierd about my sexual preferences. Ever since I saw the girl deer in that movie it made me feel...something. little 4 year-old me didn't know what it was, but it was sure SOMETHING, lemme tell 'ya. Even before then, when I was 10 months old I had my stuffed penguin. I felt a certain...way towards her, always kissing and cuddling her, holding conversations with her in my head. I can remember stripping naked at bedtime and rubbing myself all over her. Then when I got my mitts on a copy of Pokémon Diamond and saw Lopunny's sexy figure you can sure bet that it made little 12 yo anon feel VERY happy down in his pants. Both her and my penguin have been constants in my life.Fast forward a few years later, and anon discovers what hentai is. He watches Highschool DxD and it makes his dick hard for the first time seeing Rias Gremory fully naked. That was the tipping point. I can remember going on Pornhub and watching full fanservice compilations of the show. Seeing Rias in that purple sling bikini did something for me too. I saw Senran Kagura Shinovi Master and saw Ryuko in that little heart string-bikini and I was the horniest I've ever been in my LIFE. Needless to say I'm not attracted to real wemon. I can remember getting my rocks off to characters like Liru the Wolf and Bell Nee-San and other anthros. Hell, I might be a semi-furry. I think that's part of the reason why im content with plushies and body pillows. My penguin that I've had since I was a baby is starting to tear apart and missing an eye, but I still love hear so, SO dearly. I can remember I would think up fantasy scenarios in my head where she would mommy me. I also went ahead and ordered an R-18 Nude ver. cover of a Hatsune Miku daki off of Cuddly Octopus. I've been attracted to her for several years, and I can't wait for it to arrive. Thank y'all for listening to my Ted Talk.
