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https://x.com/blackvaultcom/status/1967594425946894485

SOME SPIC HAS BEEN FARMING ALIENS FROM A METEOR HE FOUND NOW HES DRIVING AROUND WITH IT IN HIS CAR

>INB4 ITS A LARP

ITS NOT A LARP MULTIPLE EXPERTS HAVE LOOKED INTO THIS AND CANNOT EXPLAIN IT
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FUCK OFF ILLIEGAL ALIEN
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>>23310206
>le experts!!!
>oh my science!!
Kys
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>>23310206
why are ufofags such disingenuous retards?
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>>23310206
>ITS NOT A LARP
It's-a lame!
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>>23310206
Karl Pilkingtonesque
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>>23310206
Didn't the Chinese just shoot down a meteor??
Is it an alien invasion??
We're fucked.
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>>23310206
posting this nigger shit again with no webm
anyways fuck kikessage
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>>23310206
You are 100% retarded if you click this link or consider it to be true for more than 0.5 seconds.
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he's rehashing the russian "homunculus" video. same tech (puppets)
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>>23310207
So fucking kino
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>>23310206
>tips his safe code while filming
made me chuckle
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>>23310206
I'm not going to twatter, post here.
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probably stranger things promo
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yeah and if you pour a certain chemical into another chemical it sprouts a weird tendril looking thing. it’s a fucking larp. give me greys with fat fucking tits that can make me cum a litre remotely with their psionic powers or FUCK OFF!!!
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>>23310206
Cool story, do you have any measured earth curvature?
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>>23310206
Digits and he fucks it
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>>23310206
>aliums
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The guy spray painted a potato silver and idiots are losing their minds.
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>>23310206
It’s getting bigger

It also seems to move when he looks at it
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>>23310206
The video could be Ai.
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>>23310206
This does actually appear to be real
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15100735/amp/tentacles-meteorite-frenzied-reaction-Alien-growing.html

It was a rock at first
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>We live in an age in which AI is a thing
>Somehow there will be thousands of retards that fall for this
Yawn,
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>>23310206
>random central American guy has sludge in his glovebox
i guess if we have to have shitty news this is some of the more benign news
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What in the fuck
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>>23310206
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>>23310227
>A week after his initial post, he claimed that the crater 'shines at night,' sharing footage of the dark site glowing mysteriously.
>Subsequent videos appeared to show a mass of oily, tentacle-like growths spreading rapidly from the rock's crevices, eventually engulfing the object.
So they're remaking The Color from Out of Space?
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ok now this is epic and scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
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>>23310206
I didn't think it was physically possible for this to be both fake AND gay.

It's fake and gay!
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>>23310233
We need to find that burning leaf and glowing crater video to find out if it’s bullshit
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o hell naw. that nigga found Venom
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I saw this shit on x the way the plant breathes and moves is creepy as fuck but im sure its fake and gay
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>>23310230
>>23310227
ITS A FUCKING POTATO YOU RETARDS
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Clathrus archeri fungus (Devil's Fingers), not alien life
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>>23310236
>if it’s bullshit
>if
Hmmmm
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>>23310230
I'm also going to start spray painting potatoes silver.
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>>23310227
Good sweet jesus just how brown is the internet now?
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>>23310230
That looks like a spray painted yukan potato.
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>>23310227
That reminds me of a time that we were at the beach.. and everybody had matching towels, somebody went under a dock and there they saw a rock. Except that it wasn't a rock. It was a rock monster. Ooooohh aaaahh

Also. That looks like a potato.
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>>23310229
it's black goo, anon. A phenomenon that's been talked about for ages.
https://thebasesproject.org/?s=black+goo
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that nigga needs to BURN that alien ASAP before it gets to full maturity
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>>23310230
the silver dollar
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It’s bullshit
Look at the crater he apparently found it in

Looks like he dug a hole and set it on fire with deodorant or some shit lmao
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>>23310206
crispy xenomorph
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>>23310239
it began with a potato. Applying a coat of rustoleum made the unexpected happen.
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burn that muthafukka

burn it up into ashes
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>>23310206
I think he just put some fucking plant inside of a rock and then edited the videos with AI to make it look like it was moving and alive and then dug a hole and set the hole on fire to make the story believable
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that nigga wont burn it. its gonna reach full maturity and eat/take over his body.

retarded ass brown dude is about to become IRL Venom
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>>23310206
https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/1nhc6y8/serious_bizarre_venomlike_creature_growing_out_of/
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>>23310206
Why must you persist in the feeble notion that is in anyway political?
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>>23310224
>>23310227
holy fucking KEKEKEKEK
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>>23310253
>I think he just put some fucking plant inside of a rock
.
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Leaf burn looks like shit
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>>23310206
Why am I not surprised to see a beaner driving without shoes or socks on.
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>>23310206
https://www.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/comments/1ngzgcq/debunked_alleged_venomtype_alien_from_meteor_in/
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>>23310224
The first time I saw it I thought it looked like a plant. Guess my instincts were right.
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>>23310206
Oh, Jordy Verrill, you lunkhead!
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>>23310230
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>>23310206
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>>23310210
ITS A MICROWAVE OVEN
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>>23310206
Stick your penis in it
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>>23310206

Here is a video summary of the whole thing.
>https://x.com/maniaUFO/status/1967119492758020585
At 0:13 you can see the enormous crater and the fire inferno created by the meteor. That's where he found it. It's real this time. Nobody could fake this.
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>>23310243
Unbelievably brown.
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>>23310227
>>23310230
that's a spraypainted potato
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>>23310260
Why do you wear socks everywhere
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>>23310251
Yeah
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>>23310246
Spooky shit. I had a dream about black goo once. I'm also very certain that electricity is sentient to some degree.
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>>23310206
Buy an ad you retarded indio.
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>>23310270
It went from brown to silver between videos
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>>23310227
That is 100% a potato.
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>>23310206
This has been AI the entire time.
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>>23310273
Bases is fucking solid. Miles Johnston has interviewed some fucking absolute fruitcakes over the decades which are fun to listen to, but also some people who are genuinely interesting. Bitchute works better than his website: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/EXpidR1Ja1KF/
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>>23310268
A rock of this size would do a much larger crater. Not only this but, this is clearly a hole he dug and the fire comes from some alcohol he put in it.
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>>23310273
>I'm also very certain that electricity is sentient to some degree.
What makes you think that? Lightning?
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>>23310230
>spray painted potato
I've gotta admit, that's as equally creative as it is stupid
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>>23310276
yeah it’s bullshit surely
I mean the videos really exist but the “alien” isn’t real
Somethings fishy lmao
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>>23310279
Thats what im saying
The craters tiny

Looks like he dig it with a shovel lmfao
Big rock coming from space would make much bigger crater and dirt wouldn’t be on fire like that kek
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>>23310245
rock lobster
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>>23310230
holy shit aleeums
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>>23310281
omg ur right it’s actually a fucking chromed potato HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it’s a potato with growth roots animated with AI
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>>23310239
Oh yeah a silver potato sure buddy! Are you retarded?
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>it's a potato
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>>23310206
it’s literally a potato
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>>23310285
THAT ISN'T THE SAMOE POTOATO
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>>23310285
Damn I would actually fuck that potato
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>>23310206
yes we all saw creepshow
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>>23310289
those are model ptoatos you idot....
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chances some alien thing is compatible with our biology are weak to none. or with any kind of biology. if it would be, our bacteria/viruses would probably eat it alive. if it isn't then mf should die. seems slimy, without water source that's pretty sus
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the object now is some fibrous substance sprayed with metallic paint and its reacting to magnetic currents
t. remote viewed and thats what it mostly led to
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>aliens
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>>23310206
>get potato
>dig hole and set hole on fire
>spray paint potato chrome
>put potato on plate
>put burnt leaf on potato
>take videos of potato once a week
>animate the potato roots
>start driving with potato in safe in car
>make $100009999099 in advertising revenue from a potato

This guy is a fucking genius
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>>23310206
Stick your dick in it
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>>23310294
there's water in the air, nigga. it's Venom
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>>23310206
This is just Marble Hornets for Xittertards
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>>23310297
>pet rock?
no pet potato
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“Hey grok, animate the potato roots and make it look like an alien”
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>>23310206
>"Driving around"
>Dash clearly says he's in Park
>Calmest person to ever exist in an extraordinary situation
>opens it up to take a peek for no reason other than video
uh huh
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“Alien being”
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>>23310206
I've seen this one before
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>>23310297
Someone needs to spray paint one of these as the next form.
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>>23310239
Lmao it certainly seems that way. Aliens would never bother to visit us due to humanity’s profound retardation
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>>23310206
Cute pet
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>this is just like my heckin jewish Hollywood movies
Don’t care, fuck Israel
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>>23310302
>leave potato bag in cabinet for 8 months
>recall it
>open cabinet
>potato tree
What the fuck.
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>>23310206
John Greenwald Jr is one of the more credible people involved with UAP. His credibility is up there with Garry Nolan.
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that alien mothership is sending Venom foot soldier scouts.

burn that motherfucker up or we're toast.

burn all these alien mothefuckers up or we're toast.
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>>23310223
>Releases the list
>Trump's not on it
>But every south African white businessman and politician is on it, right next to die Antwoord
What now nigga?
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>>23310206
>safe goes beep boop
I started laughing at that point
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>>23310306
is that cauliflower
if you painted that chrome could it pass as a “plasma orb”??
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>>23310230
you niggers never painted a potato silver and left it in the back of a cabinet too long?
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>>23310206
https://litter.catbox.moe/0zewv06hjlh41xx7.mov
They have become more and more aggressive lately
They started off as small lights that one mistake for stars
Now they are hovering all over my town almost touching people roof that is how low they are flying
It’s not even a one off thing someone could dismiss as schizo vision
These giant balls of light that make no sound that are swarming my town every night since December
Yet the police don’t even acknowledge it
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>>23310230
It's a potato. Just like you
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>>23310313
"fake list where's the real one"
same as if he is on it but diff people reacting
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>>23310285
omg that's a human face on a potato!!!!!!!
OwO
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>>23310230
Look like someone has painted a potatoe
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The Ayys response to getting shot at.
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>>23310249
kek. this is even better than the jeet perpetual motion machine videos.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U05HfLDYoGg
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>>23310206
>aliens land on earth
>some spic tries eating it
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>>23310280
My own strange experiences. Lighting was considered "air" in many older civilizations and a case can be made that Zeus, Lucifer, that Chinese dragon of the same attributes are one in the same and have dominion over the electricity. Which back then was primarily lightning. Also how it appears to guide human societies. I dont think its a stretch to say we work for the electric machines now and have since they became the dominant machines.
>>23310278
Thanks for the other link btw
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>>23310301
Petato
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>>23310287
Yep. I injected my sperm into it to make an alien Homunculus.
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>>23310316
> you niggers never painted a potato silver and left it in the back of a cabinet too long?
cant say I have anon hahahahahahhahaha
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>>23310206
Bro sent out samples everywhere for people to test in labs n shit, but are there any available reports so far ?
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>>23310285
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>>23310315
It's a hybrid of cauliflower and broccoli. It looks more alien than the spray painted potato without any further modifications.
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>>23310206
>Trump sent pic with a little naked kid drawn on it to Epstein
>Charlie Kirk shot and dumb alien news the next day
Hmmmmm
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>>23310206
>Greenwald
leave it to a jew to not only not know what a fuckin' potato is, but also get tricked by a fucking superbrown, holy shit lmao
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>>23310227
That's just a potato. Kill yourself.
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>>23310240
its not the fucking fungus

saw all the vids he posted, just watch em
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Since when did /pol/ start acting like a bunch of faggy Reddit deboonkers?
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>>23310233
they already did with the guy who made hardware
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>>23310339
2016. When all the redditors came here because of cancel culture.
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PREVIOUS THREAD: >>515928306
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>>23310243
im brown and i immediately recognized it as a potato
you are obsessed with brown people to the extent that it is just embarassing
you lie to yourself as if it isnt white facebook boomers who spread AI pics as if they are real and not to mention the white people on here who believe any headline posted without any proof
you are weird
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>>23310206
https://litter.catbox.moe/ypuuz4me7gsk1rq9.mov
Every day they ayy in my town get even more brazen by the day
It went from small balls of lights in the distant sky to giant balls of white red green or yellow light that float even closer then helicopter yet make no noise
Zero reports on the news about it
I tons of footage of them
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>>23310206
>Some kid playing with a wiggling plant
yeah get a fucking life faggot it doesn't affect anyone other than losers with zero life experience
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>>23310239
>>23310251
yup i see it now. maybe with some tin foil added for texture. why are spics so bad at hoaxes? like those mexicans that 'found' that ayy lmao corpse. lmao
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>>23310206
>Kek, the insane globe cult at work once again
S
N
E
E
D
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youll motherfucking cowards cant see the Venom threat.

Spiderman aint real, chud. we're fucked unless we burn those Venom foot soldiers as soon as they land when they are at their weakest.
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>(((AYY LMAOS)))
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>>23310348
Was your grandpa an ape?
>Kek
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>>23310284
LET'S ROCK!
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>>23310332
GET OUT OF HERE WE ARE BUSY TALKING ABOUT SPACE POTATOS RIGHT NOW
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>>23310335
It's all so boring and tedious.
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>>23310227
>911
Confirmed false flag. That is a potato.
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>>23310206
Lmao noo that's hilarious I watched the vids a couple of days ago and thought it looked insane. Why wouldn't you destroy it? The hell does he hope to accomplish feeding it till it grows till kill him or some shit?
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>>23310305
came here to post this kino
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>>23310337
since when are potatos silver you fucking retard? looks exactly like a meteor to me.
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>it's a potato
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>>23310355
He's a low IQ retarded spic he doesnt know what to do. He literally hasnt slept in 3 days he started out fucking with it in his kitchen then got too freaked out locked it in a safe and started driving around with it in his car. He's delirious.
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>>23310206
Looks like more of that normalenemy flavor of internets. You know, sort of lobotoboomer-ish sort of gaslighting illuminati-ish sort of iphone-ish. All Absent Intelligence.
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>>23310359

hes about to become proto Venom
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>>23310327
Compelling. It's always struck me as a bit off that ether physics got discarded. Electric Universe stuff seems kind rational to me too. Is everything (the whole) just a single blob of conscious existence with different structures?
Maybe the galactic crow will tell us when we perish.
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>>23310361
you know when potatoes go green that's the potato venom forming.
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>>23310206
DEPORT THEM BACK TO MARS IMMEDIATELY!
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>>23310206
If it's not a fake the last thing he should do is to spread it around the country.
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>>23310217
Lol why? Do you think anons from all over the world beam themselves in his car in bumfuck nowhere to open the safe?
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>>23310235
Look the vids before judging, anon.
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>>23310214
It's a real fungus called devil's fingers, but it is not from outer space. So while the video is real, the alien part is not.
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>>23310368
that was already debunked. several scientists on twitter and reddit along with several UFO experts of the same have analyzed it and cant explain it. Im not even joking.
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Happoning
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>>23310206
this reminds me of an extremely mid movie that came out a couple of months ago called "ICK" it's about an alien fungus that starts growing around and people act nonchalantly about it till it gets too big to ignore and starts getting into the plumbing and eating people
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>>23310368
only it looks NOTHING like the devils fingers. Years ago there were a bunch of fake living black goo videos and it was done with people using magnets. If this is fake that's all the spic is doing and because zoomers are retarded they don't know that it's been done before
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>>23310249
lol. that is so fucking fake and retarded
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about a year ago i jizzed in an old sock
i threw it behind my bed and forgot about it for a few months.
i went to throw it away and these things were nesting in it. i don't know what they are.
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>>23310246
Show flag
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>>23310206
Fucking aliens might be worse than niggers, and I hate niggers a lot.
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>>23310206

No fair he got his own symbiote
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>>23310206
It's AI fucking morons
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browns are scammers and jews rape kids
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>>23310268
I mean was it reported by other people and local news channels
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>>23310278
Now show your flag
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>>23310311
> (((Greenwald)))

Go back to working at 7/11 Rajesh

Go
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>>23310373
>fake living black goo videos
dont forget the celebs that joined in
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>>23310291
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>>23310328
kek
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>>23310385
wrong pic but fuck it. im gunna run with it.
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>>23310299
>muh hollywood
the absolute state
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>>23310207
This is one of the most based people on the planet. What a god damn hero.
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>>23310206
>I know what I need to do.

And you?
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>>23310317
>https://litter.catbox.moe/0zewv06hjlh41xx7.mov

Where in America do you live and are there any dead volcano craters or flat topped devils mountains nearby? What color are these orbs?
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>>23310359
Damn. Now I feel bad
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Revelation 8:10-11: “The third angel sounded his trumpet, and a great star, blazing like a torch, fell from the sky in a third of the rivers and in the springs of water, the name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters turned bitter, and many people died from the waters that had become bitter.”
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>>23310206
>where's the Van Halen edit?
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>>23310206
WE’RE FULL! FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR OWN PLANET!
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>>23310370
Can you link us to these ebin scientists and eggspegs?
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>>23310230
it's just some shit oxidizing. It has been in a vacuum now it's experiencing air. It's like these things we played with as kids
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>>23310206
thats just a vax clot
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>>23310344
>I tons of footage of them

You should buy an used camera for $100, it has a proper objective and you can usually set the focus to infinite manually. Phones are horrible for taking videos or photos in bad light. An used $100 camera will at least keep the orbs in focus. I would suggest a bridge (hybrid camera) with a large zoom objective.

BTW these orbs are there because they are scoping for orbs that are in the infrared, orbs that you cant see with your eyes.
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>>23310227
>everyone: its a potato
looks more like one of those resin balls that trees make when wasps sting them, but growing some abomination out of it. fake and gay regardless thoughever
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>tiktok
>le spoopy unexplained black masses
>brown people
>OMG IT'S HAPPENING
>falling for obvious ARG engagement bait
Just zoomer things
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>>23310306
i tried growing those a couple years ago, big fail
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>>23310263
A man of taste, nice
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I predict it will magically stop growing so he can handle the videos and not waste too much space in his dump
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>>23310206
The Beast.
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>>23310206
Quick or Charlie Kirk distraction from the Epstein files isn't working! Fire up the Alien Disinfo!
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>>23310227
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>>23310206
>aliens are demons

They're already here retard.
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>>23310246
>alien black goo
I got a bag of compost that has too much manure in it if you want too see some black goo.
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Where is the hole for rape?
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>>23310207
D-dad?
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>>23310263
>>23310403
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I find it highly strange that on the whole internet I can't actually find any community of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. I guess they just want to write a book about it, and not chit chat about it everyday. I would have guessed some of them would have been on /pol/. I would have guessed there would be more popular right wing equivalent of posadism. UFOs were a popular topic on the right wing until Joe Rogan started saying that "if the government says UFOs are real, they're probably fake." Well guess what, Joe Rogan supports gay NFL cheerleaders now. So checkmate atheists, now you have to believe in aliens and UFOs again, or else you are gay.
Also, as I've seen more and more proof I see of UFOs and aliens on mainstream news, the people I talk to about the news have gone from having rational discussion about them with me, to literally just making
>muh anal probe
jokes and then avoiding the discussion altogether.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/hellfire-missile-bounces-mysterious-orb-stunning-uap-footage-shown-congress
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>>23310265
>IT'S DEBUNKED BUT THE VIDEO I USED TO DEBONK IT IS CONVENIENTLY GONE
lol reddit DEBONK community is so full of shit. This dude could upload a video of him puppeteering it and explaining exactly how and I'd still say it's real because reddit is so fill of insufferable fags.
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>>23310239
*a meteorite potato
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>>23310206
>It only grows when light is shone on it
Seems like the exact inverse of how a potato works. This guy is a decent troll
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It’s alive!
https://youtu.be/krKjVOkzrOE
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>>23310206
fake and gay but he did a good job
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>>23310404
he claims that it grows in light, no matter what. only in complete darkness, and at night, does it stop.
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>>23310227
Fake and gay as usual. government agencies be at his door by now.
>Space is fak and gay
>Dude real ayyliums
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>>23310239
>ITS A FUCKING POTATO YOU RETARDS
So aliens are sending... potatoes?
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>>23310206
If it were an alien, the U.S. military would have already seized everything, and you would never have heard about it.
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>>23310421
his last post was just text that said "they want me to say it is all fake :("
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>>23310400
It is quite literally a potato and the growth is exactly what happens to potatoes when they start sprouting.
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YOU ARE MISSING SOMETHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm6pwhVOhTc
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>>23310424
This kinda proves it's fake. Dude is fishing for monies
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>>23310206
You're telling me a guy from Panama put a dangerous unknown thing in the safe with his life savings, and didn't just move the gold coin somewhere else?
Annoyingly bad LARP.
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>>23310206
Mexico must be invaded to secure the ayy lmaos!
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>>23310206
>Not becoming Venom immediately

Nigga sheeeeeeit
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>>23310206
Isn't this how Spiderman 3 started?
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>>23310414
Lurk more and you might figure something out about those discussions, big clue being flat earth spawned within those spaces
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>>23310206
this is gonna turn out to be some viral movie marketing like that poltergeist movie that everybody thought was real footage.
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>>23310206
Why are rightwingers so stupid and gullible?
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>>23310223
Why would you even want a Trump curated list are you that retarded he will just put all his enemies names and that's it.
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>>23310206
>im invested
faggot talk
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>>23310292
>>23310403
>>23310413
>Ctrl+F creep
not disappointed
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>>23310215
Honestly they are so retarded people want to believe so badly I can see why kikes and glow niggers consider blue beam a viable option.
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>>23310206
>tiktok
>spic
>alleged
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>>23310230
Looks like he spray painted an old potato silver. Probably huffed the rest of the paint too.
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>>23310391
California
They come in white red green sometime yellow
They can turn invisible with that predator like cloaking effect
I have seen them do it but didn’t capture it on tape yet
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>>23310230
>they kicked him out of his alien homeworld because he was born a potato and some spic adopted him
sounds like prelude to south american dragon ball
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>>23310399
https://litter.catbox.moe/80uv9lhdmk6wt1e3.mov
0 report no news story everyone goes around like nothing is happening
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>>23310230
>a spray painted potato
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Ayyyyylmao
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>>23310206
Panama Police now confirmed to be hunting him. Public APB says anyone who sees him must report him. He is currently ON THE RUN after being forced to flee his house. To me this confirms it is a real alien.
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>>23310224
>Painted potatoes sound like dense metal
How many times do I have to btfo you in these threads?
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Are they coming to earth for the Epstein Files?

It's such a strange thing that even aliens are after the Epstein Files.

The guys is dead. It's nothing to look at. They are wasting their time on Epstein Client List that doesn't exist.
Weirdos. Just let it go.
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>>23310446
OH SHIT!!!
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>>23310206
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>>23310448
Dude, if aliens are coming for him, he ain't dead dead.

See, theres dead....then theres dead dead.
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>>23310206
CAME TO EARTH IN A SILVER CHROME UFO
TO PROBE YOUR ASS AND SEE HOW DEEP IT CAN GO
GAIN A BOOST WHEN I MERGE MY MIND WITH MY BRO
AYYY LMAO
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>>23310230
>el potato de espacia
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>>23310438
The WEF might actually be onto something with the whole depopulation thing
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>>23310343
you're obsessed with us which is why you invade our nations. we wouldnt give a second thought to subhumans if you stayed in your shitholes
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>>23310206
you all laugh now, but just wait until this shit takes over Panama and we end up having to nuke them
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>>23310206
Viral marketing for the next Cloverfield movie, obviously
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>>23310451
Epstein has shit on the aliens.
They are coming to make sure everyone stays quiet.
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>>23310206
looks like ai
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The Thing -- it's bringing punishment for letting Earth bitches play with TikTok
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>>23310288
POTATUS
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>tfw no symbiote bff
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>>23310242
>Stacking silver potatoes
Aw shit nigga!
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>>23310313
Die Antwoord are 1000000% satanic pedophiles
There’s this interview with this kid they adopted who said they’d take him to get blood drawn not for any medical reason, but just to keep it for some weird secretive personal use.
The kid wasn’t even an orphan - just came from a shitty home down the street
He had a creepy gremlin looking face so they used him in some music videos
Very fucked up people
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>>23310206
looks like Indian food of some sort
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>>23310466
and here is an image of the UFO
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>>23310239
Lmao
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>>23310206
big if true
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>>23310239
fuckin lmao
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>>23310239
since when are potatos painted silver and since when can they burn leaves when it touches them?
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>>23310206
SOON
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>>23310435
Good, let's do it
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>>23310230
Holy shit they spray painted a potato silver.
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>>23310466
HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS I JUST FOUND A CRASH ZONE TOO WITH MULTIPLE ALIENS
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>>23310466
you must be crazy if you think that's what a smoldering impact crater looks like wtf you do not get flames like that, he poured gas in there and lit it up. there's nothing to burn like that, from an impact. at most you have heat from impact and it would glass that shit, it would be black. that's soft wet clay for fucks sake how are people so fucking dumb
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>>23310227
That's a fucking potato that someone spray painted silver.

Retards.
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>>23310475
@grok is this real???
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Why doesn't he stick his dick inside of it? What's the worst that could happen?
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almost as believable as christcuck stories
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>>23310480
Call your mom a witch because she resurrects my dick, she sucks it and then disappears
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>>23310206

Creepshow (1982) - The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill vibes
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>>23310206
>SOME SPIC HAS BEEN FARMING ALIENS FROM A METEOR
Dare him to eat it
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>>23310207
Kenneth Darlington
no fucks given while dispensing the cure for protesting
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Holy crap real hecking aliens!
Time to go tell my /ptg/ friendos!
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>>23310206
This has to be a part of some sort of gay op. On a national news show tonight they showed some spic sinkhole swallowing a truck, but it looked like fake cgi or AI and it threw me through a loop and made me think what purpose does this story serve? Why is it being covered? And now with all the alien shit I wonder if its an op to see if non boomer normies will see AI slop and just think its real.
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>>23310233
Nigga discovers Lovecraft 125 years later



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