been slacking on my classes that grok cant do for me recently. need some excuses to email professor that will make him think it’s not worth the effort to resist. last one I used was my grandma died and i can only have 2 grandmas so it wont work forever. i know most of you are brainwashed retarded teenagers but for the anons that are over 20 please help.
>>23346429say your boss made you take on extra hours/overtime under threat of being fired. that one works a whole lot better that you think though they might ask to see your hours sheet.
or just tell them you were violently raped by a large brown australia who was dressed as priscilla, queen of the desert.
Tell him you have gender dysphoria, all college professors are libtards. Hell probably give you an A+
