Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish sultan!You, sultan, Turkish devil, brother and companion of the accursed devil, secretary of Lucifer himself. What kind of knight are you, if you can't kill a hedgehog with your bare ass? Your army eats devil's shit. You, you son of a bitch, will not have the sons of Christian land under you, we will fight you with land and water, you fucking motherfucker. You Babylonian cook, Macedonian wheelwright, Jerusalem brewer, Alexandrian tanner, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian thief, Tatar quiver, Kamieniec executioner and jester for everything on earth and under the earth, descendant of the devil's snake and broken dick. You pig snout, mare's ass, butcher's dog, unbaptized head, your mother's a whore.That's how the Zaporozhian Cossacks respond to you, you filthy bastard. You won't even be allowed to graze our pigs. Now we're done, we don't know the date because we don't have a calendar, the month is in the sky and the year is written in the books, and our day is the same as yours, so you can kiss our asses!
>>23351164yeah, fuck that guy.