Catatonic edition>/ftl/ NEWS:-- Mallet incident BLIND SPOT footage released! Jimmy has been EXONERATED! https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1ny0fg4/tried_to_make_jimmy_the_hero_in_the_mallet/-- Nina and Bink are streaming LIVE from Berlin! https://kick.com/lettyvision https://kick.com/binxbasilisk-- Kato sperged out and RAGEQUIT! She will never acknowledge 4chan again! https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1nya8pn/guess_the_tanker/-- Trish has been paid handsomely in advance for Thankful Tank! https://x.com/DuanyayEnasche/status/1974703846673809609-- UNEDITED video of CK arrest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO1ygMHsfK8-- Betty says she's removing "decade old scars," doesn't use drugs, and hasn't watched porno in over a month! https://x.com/BallerinaBitty/status/1974675661844541720>Watch here:https://ppvs.su/fthttps://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious: >>23412066
Claire is the glitter bomb that we'll never be able to get rid of!! No matter how hard you try /our/ girl is just gonna keep sparkling~~
Reminder that the shit eating faction will not win this thread. They lost the last thread. They will lose the future thread. They will lose every thread. Because we know where and when you post, and which ID on which you post.
Every ITT other than me is a schizo VPN hopper accusing himself of being everyone else.
>>23412834>>23412837Nigga what "reality check" lol
>>23412839I’m klaus
can you guys get more annoying
I love you
>>23412846Uhh hiiiiiiiii :P
>>23412846You're literally Benleaks, retard.
>>23412846
>>23412846I’m waiting for the enchilada and I’ll prob be done with Fishtank and /ftl/ for good
>>23412836>no reason>>23412844I don't think that's true ch^t
>>23412848haiiiii :V, you're not annoying srry
>>23412853Same here #cryokeen
can i be cole this thread?
>>23412847I love you
>>23412855Thx!
>>23412857no you're cryokeen you retard
Besides I haven't done anything to Cole yet ch^t I just wanted him to be honest with me not delete his Instagram and stop posting as himself on 4chan ch^t
>>23412859<3
#cryokeen
>>23412857It's already been established that everyone other than me is Cole.
Or mayhaps Klaus IS Cole... :thinking:
>>23412846ur such a negative nancy these days benjamin
>>23412837fax ch^t
>>23412861oh fuck you're right!
i love feces
>>23412847>>23412859<3 <3 ch^t
>>23412876that guy on magic stream stars stole cryokeen's poop bit ch^t
>>23412878<3Let’s just love
>>23412868His whole gimmick is using 2 IDs at a time to fabricate engagement (good or bad).
>>23412846We've got one ID from you. Now it's time to hunt down the others, such as this little writing exercise you've made an attempt at in the past few threads: >>23412839>>23412840>>23412850>>23412867Get a new schtick. We know your game. We know your manipulation tactics. We know what you're trying to accomplish. We've been tracking you and your IDs for over a fifty threads by this point (not the actual number, we're not letting you know how long it's been going on for).
>>23412866he like a hamster in a little cage
>>23412879he's a pioneer
>>23412881It is pretty funny when I get 2 replies sometimes and I can't see either of them
>>23412881>2 IDsyou fucking wish
>>23412882cry
mr sloan if ur out there I have a mint condition klaus ass pic if you would like to purchase
>>23412881Klaus posts openly and doesn't hide like Benleaks, Norwege, and Cole do.
Wait so was Ashanti/Jetical never real? Is he never coming back? I need a moment to sit down and process this…. I feel flabbergasted
>>23412882What am I trying to accomplish?
>>23412889Hes gone </3
>>23412893yep, seems to be no sign of him anywhere. He really played us for a bunch of FOOLS with that fake schizo bit
>>23412892>>23412888Sow chaos. Hurt /ftl/. Destroy the community from within. Create a collapse of everything righteous and orderly in the thread. I don't need to explain to you what you're doing, because you know exactly what you're doing. You've been doing it since the community turned on you during S4 at the latest. You've probably secretly been doing it this entire time, just it became so obvious when you seethed post-S4 and began outright to hate /ftl/ and the entire community except for your minions.
>>23412886yeah but you admitted the other day that you still open them to read them sometimes lol Jin ch^t
>>23412896Who are my minions?
>>23412876>
>>23412881I think you're confusing me with Braus or Draus maybe ch^t I try to stay on one ID unless I'm a mobile then it changes automatically I think ch^t
>>23412896Nigga treating ftl like it's life or death :skull:
>>23412899NorwegeColeCryokeenTreaty with JinThose are the public minions. Not going to post the others, because tha'ts not public information. Yet.
>>23412891he was merely a figment of your imagination
Erin is crashing outhttps://kick.com/sweeterin
>>23412891I'm not sure ch^t
>>23412903>cryokeen
>>23412890Fax ch^t
>>23412905she's always crashing out I think ch^t
>>23412903How the fuck did you figure all of this out? I bet you know exactly how much I pay Cryo every day to post his beautiful pennise. I might as well just give up.
>>23412907>trying to cast doubt when you literally called him your minion in this very thread >>23412866He's an agent of chaos and literally shits and dicks up threads. You want anyone who destroys /ftl/ on your side.
>>23412907heshteg
>>23412914Not revealing how we know your (>>23412907) secrets. And trying to feed false information, such as that you pay Cryokeen, won't work. We know you're just doing it to make us look unreliable.
>>23412918You didn't know that I pay Cryo? I bet your list of "private minions" isn't even real.
>>23412915Cryo hates /ftl/ because it reminds him of his crash out on the show and how he embarrassed himself probably ch^t Cole is the same way I think ch^t that's why he never posts here with his name or trip on anymore ch^t he just wants to hate on people as an anonymous helicopter pilot or whatever he was pretending to be ch^t
>>23412919Nigga is just now finding out about the OGposter payroll lmao.
>>23412919>trying to throw us off by posting with a fake Benleaks name to make us look crazyYou're Benleaks. We know it. Everyone in this thread knows it, because you've fucked up this thread and made it so obvious it's you that all you can do is try to throw off the scent by using your chaos manipulation tactics by ridiculing the whole ousting. But using your "Benleaks" handle on your sockpuppet ID isn't how you operate. You're intentionally making this look outlandish, when you're the one who's ridiculous for all the nonsense you create each thread in an attempt to pollute and destroy /ftl/.
I hope Angie has sweet dreams
>>23412924>poops on youHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>23412924>>23412918It doesn't even matter what you know. WE WILL destroy /ftl/. TODAY. I couldn't handle how kino your posts were. But you will NEVER do it again. This thread ends TONIGHT.
>>23412895It was a mediocre bit.
>>23412925thanks
>>23412928You're literally Benleaks and having an implosion internally causing you to post in the most outlandish way possible, by both (1) posting your "Benleaks" handle on your sockpocket; (2) changing how you type yet in a third way by capitalizing several words (such as how one of your other sockpuppets talks) yet using ID #2 sockpuppet; and (3) posting such ridiculous nonsense as to make the whole thing seem fake, when it's not fake, it's literally what you try to do in these threads just in a far more insidious and subtle way. You know, I know, the Angieposter Collective knows that /ftl/ is not dying tonight, yet you still say it because, again, you're trying to make it seem outlandish yet you're making so many mistakes that it's obvious to us that you're internally having a meltdown by being publicly called out not just in this thread but in last thread as well.
>>23412935>opens your mouth and starts peeing in it after i poop on youHow do you respond without sounding mad?
i hope every single night in nigger ninas life will be restless and full of terrors
Did cryokeen hit 5k subs yet?
>>23412935Are you Burt?
>>23412935>>23412936impressive performance
>>23412942I need to know what his rebuttal is going to look like.
>>23412936>>23412926These posts are just innocent anon-postings made by a surface-level or mid-tier poster who's wandered in the thread tonight, after very likely not posting earlier this weekend, and has been caught up the commotion. His posts will not be logged, and he's not deemed a threat. He's trying to make "le funni joke" and cause slight provocation, which is fine and lightly enjoyable and in keeping with the spirit of /ftl/.
Oh he's straight up using GPT/Qwen to generate his responses. Nu-age /ftl/ larpers STINK!
>>23412947Run my posts through an AI detector if you think me some fake.
>>23412947you realize that they couldn't afford to censor the internet so instead they just flooded it with ai bots to basically achieve the very same result right?you really think any of us are real?what are you like 12?
>>23412947This has been known for some time
>>23412952This thread is one person
the threads are like a chess board
>>23412947looks more like llama to me, the cadence and tone matches. higher end models have more sophisticated responses
>>23412951AND THERE WE HAVE IT. Back to the Bobby Fischerposting. Benleaks, I have to applaud it to you, you've really tried to outdo yourself in this thread. You realized that you were destroyed, so you posted your nonsensical >>23412941 accusation of me as a schizo-autist, and then immediately followed it up with one of your famed and newfound ways to sow dread in these threads by ominous Bobby Fischering, the famed SCHIZO HIMSELF. The way you just linked your sockpuppet post with your actual Benleaks post was amateur and further shows that your mindset is degrading from being called out and annihilated. We're going to keep the pressure on. This is only the beginning.
>>23412950>prompt model to make a post>get response>retype response with misspellings and grammar errors>"JUST USE AI TO SEE IF IT IS AI"bad bit
guessing based on the severe of nontent here that shadi's diss hasn't dropped yet
>>23412960>>23412963lol thanks for proving my point
the threads are like a cheese board
*severity
>>23412964Shadi done ate the enchilada
leaks is getting felted itt ch^t>>23412940Cryokeen has gone viral-keen I think ch^t
the threads are like a chopped cheese
>>23412964no enchilada just ashanti arguing with himself and ben
i did the exact same thing this retard is doing right now in the binx threads with skibidi toilets. some of his sentences are nearly 1 to 1 with llama7b responsesbad bit
>>23412963>>23412959>2pbtid from either Norwege's VPN or Benleaks changing his ID, a third timeYou're really bad at this, you know? Throwing out bullshit such as "cadence" and "tone matches" and "higher end models" and "sophisticated responses" and "prompt model to make a post" and "[insert bullshit on how to fake an AI detector]." Did you just project your own attempt to use chatgpt to come up with ways on how I "must have" used chatgpt to create my own responses? Bad attack. You fucked up by being obvious.
>>23412972It's a good bit I think ch^t
Wn2b coming up with better bits
>>23412975when r u going 2 start doing bits, u can't always b an observer
>>23412975facts. the content drought will kill us in time.
>>23412938you're still a Josie simp at heart huh ch^t
>>23412975Any ideas
>>23412965>"thanks for proving my point">make a genuine post after annihilating you>you get scared>don't know what to do>can't think of anything to get out of it>"I KNOW I'LL SAY HE'S USING AI">"that'll obviously defeat him...">"surely...">it doesn't.Nice try. Thanks for proving MY point that you're using chatgpt and projecting your own use of chatgpt onto me.
>>23412981he can start by healing Ashanti's broken heart and meeting him in the USA
>>23412981we can make a collective /ftl/ poop enchilada and send it to the keenster
>>23412982why does your typing style dramatically shift when you type out greentexts? what's up with that? kinda weird if you ask me
>>23412975gay for pay would have been a good bit but u fumbled the bag niggy
#keenstar
I love being a part of the angieposter collective
>>23412988magic stars but its six weeks of Cryokeen streaming out of his bedroom
>>23412980its just business
>>23412975>gets mad that I called him out as a member of the shit eating faction>decides to go on the offensive against usJin, you were moments away from accepting the Olive Branch Treaty, yet you burned it instead. You've literally mutilated it. Why? Was it because I criticized you for calling, without proof, Dan a kissless virgin?
>>23412993i would tune in to that
>>23412983I'm getting a normal job to save up and go meet Angie instead
>>234129813rd strike tournament
>>23412830>S5 preseason
>>23412997that doesn't sound like a very interesting bit to me
>>23412986Argument already dealt with and eviscerated. Try another tactic or refrain from entering the Arena.
>>23412998Who do u guys main? I main Shinku Roo
>>23412997does Angie know about this
>>23413005The bit is that she doesn’t know
>>23413005Yeah and she said she'd be down to meet up
>>23413005the real question is does Angie know Jin was going to take it up the ass for 1.5K?
Jeremy didn’t deserve something like Nigger Nina. I hope he is better now. If not, I hope he gets revenge by executing Nigger Nina’s father.
>>23413008
>>23413008She lurks all the time so probably
>>23413007does Seth know about this
>>23413013kek
>>23413016
>>23413004I used to play Urien, but I haven't played in years.
kier starmer kept ending sentences with "conference" and it reminded me of klaus' chat bit
>>23413024Urien is a Caucasoid in black face, which is very disrespectful
mere nontent cannot destroy /ftl/. it's not in its gift.
>>23413027>Caucasoid in black faceSame with Dudley pretty much now im thinking about it.
>>23413025someone should pick that up conference that would be a good bit conference
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brainskidmarks will be on season 5
>>23413012I cucked you and Jeremy lowkey frfr.
i made some cornbread
>>23413033I think Dudley's just a black dude. Urien litcherally niggafies himself in his sf3 intro
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
my feet still hurt.
>>23413068I always thought he turned his skin into iron/bronze. Dudley is spiritually white much like chris eubank who he was based on.
>>23413080Are you doing good
>>23413075when are u going to escape the july 2025 time warp
>>23413083Urien absorbs the melanin of all the innocent poc he's killed over the years, because he's jealous of them
we all love angie here
>>23413084yeah i just walked a lot today. ate some bbq at my brothers house. it was fun. hbu
>>23413086Wow he killed so many blacks he has been cursed into one wild. Maybe he wanted to be black so he could try fuck Elena.
>>23413096It's true. Elena only like guys really tan guys that aren't actually black
>>23413095I’m meh greggy just chilling in bed per usual
hope that insane guy rapes jin at this point
>>23413103tomorrows a new day <3
>>23413105Hug
>>23413091True
ywn get to consensually rape claire bc jet ruined her
>>23413129I’d fix her
>2 posts in past 90 minutes
Binky is LIVE on Kick.com!https://kick.com/binxbasiliskNina is nowhere to be seen!
>>23412969>>23412911>>23412900>>23412922I post here a lot and I like ftl mostly>>23412846 Still need 22 subs
>>23413187Nina is dying. Sleeping with Bianca to blame?
I actually prefer nontent
>>23413176It's either slow threads or Klaus on 5-6 VPNs. Pick ur poison
team nontent won, benLeaks killed ftl and won, because people were speaking truth about wiggers
derpsie
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>>23413244Remember when Josie promised she'd do a Minecraft stream with Damiel? Dam got felted, unfortunately
>>23413251They even live in the same city.. i wonder why they haven’t collabed yet
>>23413260I still think his name sounds like something a 9th century Irish thief would shout when you caught them stealing your family's prized silver cup.>Augh>Eek>Day me 'ell!Here is a visual aid brosies.How r the brosies I haven't toured here recently I hope ur all good hope ur happy hope ur wealthy hope ur healthy.Remember when I did my comedy show last October for you guys? Sure you do. Of course you do!
>>23413264You ruined /ftl/ forever
Guys watch Battlechat it's so kino
need myself a good woman
>>23413249Streamstars fatigue is real
>>23413286Stop force feeding us your internet friends Mints
Do you think she still hates us
when zoomettes post instas with music i haven't heard of it gives me the ick
you just know its some bullshit
>instas
>>23413310i bet you listen to some right shite
>>23413343i'm probably older than you, also i listen to the best music
>>23413346>also i listen to the best musicpossible since you implied you aren't a zoomer
i can't think of a single piece of actual art that zoomers have contributed to the world. not one thing
>>23412922
>>23413357bbc pmvs
>>23413200Airborne Berlin superaids
.
>>23413303They're all bimbo slut &/or nigger-coded.Also Vine was the superior TikTok, there were some actually funny and creative people on it. It was all about little sketches and absurd running gags. Then TikTok came alsong it was all no-effort braindead dance video BS without any sort of creative spark whatsoever.
>>23413362>WHOOOOAAAAHOOOOAAAAHHHHhttps://youtu.be/JKdgKU7hn-A
>>23413286I prefer battle cats actually ch^t
>>23413379leaks is anti troon now ch^t? did xe detransition or something ch^t?
>>23413372I still don't know what that is ch^t
>>23413101Tekken is better I think ch^t
>>23412998Is 3rd Strike easy to get into? Also is it playable with a controller?A couple of years ago I tried getting into SF5 (towards the end of its' "life cycle") and even bought a fightstick (Hayabusa Rap V Kai). However I only ended up getting sucked into autistically researching and replacing all the parts. I tried both a Seimitsu and a Sanwa stick (settled on the Sanwa), different springs, gates, ball/bat top, replaced the buttons with silent Sanwa buttons, got a whole bunch of that stuff in several different colors, including all the small pieces like washers etc. and padded the interior with foam.Played like...5 hours? After spending 2 weeks researching which char to main and flip flopping between Cammy and Chun-Li.I recently looked up how to best get/install/run 3rd strike, but haven't tried it yet.
>>23413443Not as easy to get into as say, sf6 cuz it's older and the only people playing it now have been playing it for years and years atp. It's playable on controller tho, yeah.
why does a nigga named JOSIEHEIMER post in lettycord
>>23413249What’s her gimmick? Just being fat?
I remember back in the day I used to play SF2 on an old flip phone in school ch^t that was pretty cool ch^t
Angie down to link up with Jin
>>23413453I think Letty has a bunch of Josie simp refugees now ever since they saw steinful uploading pictures of them together on a date ch^t it's tuff to be a Josie simp rn ch^t
I had street fighter alpha 3 on DREAMCAST but third strike is the better game I think ch^t
>>23413484There is no damn way that you could play that game on that. Klaus, you are lying.
>>23413500alpha 3 on psp with Ingrid who is coming to 6 soon
>>23413443It's more fun to just play fighting games casually with friends I think ch^t otherwise it's a full time job trying to learn all the moves/current online meta ch^t
>>23413502It's true ch^t they made a mobile java script port back in the early 2000s I think ch^t
>>23413504that's what's up ch^t
Japan was pretty big on their shit phone java script mobile games for a good while ch^t I always wanted to play this megaman legends side quest type thing but it's Japanese only unfortunately ch^t
These graphics are pretty cool ch^t
I cut off the top of the HUD in the last pic I guess ch^t
Is there any coming back from this?Is it really over?
Legends 2 on og PlayStation is pretty underrated I think ch^t>>23413532it's over ch^t
>>23413532Idk
>>23413532
>>23413532shadi could redeem the threads and zoomer "music" in one swoop if she dropped the diss
I ordered a big bacon stuffed enchilada the other day but my waitress is still being coddled nontent ch^t
>>23413532yes the era of shit eaters is coming to an end ch^t a new era is upon us ch^t
Street Fighter is cool but I still think DARKSTALKERS/Vampire Savior is the better CapCom IP ch^t
Good game to play around HALLOWEEN time I think ch^t
>>23413545did they make a home made pizza or something ch^t
>>23413297>>23413485keep in mind that angie doesn’t find jin attractive ch^t they had no chemistry in the tank and she’s 100% convinced he’s a creep and rightly so ch^t
if 3rd strike characters were fishtank contestants >Ryu = TJ>Ken = Shinji>Chun li = JC>Yun = Ted>Yang = Simmons>Hugo = Jimmy >Alex = Cole>Makoto = Payton>Ibuki = Ellie >Elena = Smaack>Akuma = Letty>Urien = Brian>Q = Burt>Remy = Freddy>Necro = Daniel>Twelve = Meg>Gill = Luke
>>23413552lol how old is Jin here ch^t he almost looks young enough to date Angie in that pic ch^t
>>23413550i think so ch^t emiru is known to be a good cook ch^t
>>23410909i hate how bbc pmvs aren't marked under gay on PMVhaven. if the focus is on a man's penis and not a girls tits or ass then it's for men interested in men
>>23413556whoops forgot to add in sean>Sean = Le’Ron Sneed
>>23413556Q is my favorite character from that game I think ch^t
The PMV™ 005 (white), PMV™ 007 (aqua), PMV™ 2000 (clear) and the PMV™ 2001 (purple) which all can be used on both individuals spontaneously breathing with tracheostomy or those with mechanical ventilation. PMV 005 Image curtesy of Passy-Muir, Inc. Irvine, CA.10 Mar 2019
>>23413558me on the left ch^t
>>23413557believe it or not he’s a full grown man in that picture ch^the just got bad RNG in the looks (and personality) department ch^t
>>23413565lol ch^t
>>23413409He just really wants to make sure kids watch dyke toon porn is all.
>>23413566that's ruff ch^t
PMV is an abbreviation for Pony Music Video. It is any fanmade music video that uses pony related animation whether it be custom-made or from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
>>23413569that's crazy L work ch^t
>>23413572it stands for Pussy Minge Vagina
PMV or post masturbatory vines. PMVs are vine compilations you watch after you masturbate. i layed on my bed after i came. to lazy to get up ...
>>23413564>>23413572>>23413574I'm so confused ch^t
>>23413574ah gotcha
>>23412895>He really played us for a bunch of FOOLSLet the record show i called it a bit from day 1
>>23413580didn't his schizo posting on the jetical or whatever account go back to 2021 or something ch^t
>>23413286
BBC pony music videos ch^t
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPbllFRjgUM/
>>23412895jin took the biggest L in the ashanti bit ch^t it showed that he’d be willing to whore out his ass to some random guy on 4chan ch^tluckily for him we actually had the decency to talk him out of it ch^t
>>23413592
>>23413600check out the hair on those arms
>>23413596That was crazy L work ch^t Jin was DTF until he learned that guy was black/schizo ch^t
>>23413603I'm willing to forgive slightly hairy arms when her boobs are that big
Arm hair is only sexy on hairy Italian girls I think ch^t
>>23413606of course you don't mind hairy arms, you'd fuck a guy
Or at least that's what I used to think before I became ACE ch^t
>>23413606Angie has hair on her arms too bruv
>>23413605its also the fact that jin folded under zero pressure that makes it look 10x worse for him ch^t
>>23413592Those are some crazy veins ch^t
body hair on women is never remotely sexy except for a little stripe of pubes
>>23413613prove it
>>23413614I'm still not sure what race this escort lady is supposed to be ch^t
>>23413606you’d also forgive a woman for having short hair and a manly jawline too right ch^t?
>>23413616some girls can pull it off pretty well I think ch^t
hairy noodle time ch^t
>>23413609I never said I was into them, just that I'm willing to overlook them cuz her boobs are huge
>>23413619i think its a black woman but the escort agency photoshopped her skin to make it lighter so it looks all plasticky ch^t
would lowkeydeadinside be a good fishtank guest?
>>23413634It looks very odd ch^t I thought she might have been Cambodian or something at first ch^t
millennial coomer cord
>>23413637fishtank is low-key dead so that would be a good fit I think ch^t
>>23413637Yeah
>>23413638it’s just funny how jin always chooses the most disgusting looking prostitutes instead of picking some decent japanese girls ch^t its like he some kind of humiliation fetish ch^t
>>23413643we're mostly asexual chadennials here I think ch^t
>>23413645Have you considered the chair budget?
>>23413650the pretty ones might be too expensive for him rn maybe ch^t he has to look for work but it's hard to fill out a job application in Japan when you can't read or write Japanese probably ch^t
>>23413655true ch^t they'll probably make her pay for 2 seats on the plane instead of just one ch^t
>>23413658>>23413656>Benleaks had a complete meltdown ITT and posted on multiple IDs and was caught doing so>Constant K remains stable and far outlasts Benleaks's shenanigansLooks like we win yet another thread.
>>23413656where does he even live ch^t? does japan just hand out free houses for people to sit around and do nothing all day ch^t?
>>23413662Klausers Always Win ch^t
>>23413664He lives with his dying grandparents
you all look like cryokeen in various stages of fatness
>>23413664I'm not sure which prefecture or whatever but I think he stays with his grandparents maybe ch^t? Hopefully they can help him fill out those job applications soon ch^t>>23413668that's tuff ch^t>>23413672we're all beautiful in our own way here I think ch^t
>>23413655Pawg for ants
stop replying to me loser
>>23413662darkness is always overcome by light ch^t>>23413668>>23413673typical zoomer doesnt even help pay the bills or rent ch^t literal parasite behaviour ch^t
>>23413678
gonna order myself a yummy dominos pizza this afternoon :3
>>23412830
>>23413683oxymoron
>>23413678can you post a selfie for us since you're such a thread mogger ch^t?>>23413679zoomers have no respect for their elders ch^t they're very rude and entitled I think ch^t
Philippines-girl 2 beats my ex in so many ways>is caring, doesn't get mad over small things>doesn't expect me to learn her language>doesn't demand to be a "babygirl">can do rubik's cube in under 5 minutes (thus establishes iq is far higher than the average /ftl/citizen and is a perfect candidate for a mother)>watches any movie I ask her to watch>is so submissive she does anything I ask her to do, and gets off to it>ex: wants me to order food for her at restaurants>is okay with taking care of all domestic tasks whilst I do nothing>just a genuinely nice person all around, doesn't get mad over small thingsISFJ is so much nicer to date than INTJ, and I say this as an INTJ. And yes, MBTI is an exact science.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPbsOxUkcxo/
>>23413678Jin, just fucking... accept the Olive Branch Treaty. Benleaks isn't around this morning, so you don't need to be afraid. You can accept the treaty, be nice to Klaus, and be hostile to the shit eating faction, and all will be well. Your status within /ftl/ will grow immensely.
emiru booty stinky
>>23413692are you guys going to meet up soon you think ch^t?
>>23413683TLPTasty Little Pizza
>>23413698I'm retired, so I can meet up with her whenever I want. But right now the plan is January, or maybe December. I'll probably move there permanently, and then I'll become philippines-anon in /ftl/.
>>23413697Hapa girls probably smell really good I think ch^t
its up ch^thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR-JD8cCIc4
>>23413697emiru smells like old spice i think ch^thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDbrd2G_Wak
>>23413703seems like a long time to wait I think ch^t I'm not really good at the LDR thing doh ch^t my LDRs usually don't last longer than a month or so ch^t
>>23413708Problem is I've cancelled two flights in the past two months because I scheduled a trip too soon and things fell apart. I want the relationship to last for at least a little bit so she knows all my red flags and accepts them, and I know her red flags and accept them.
>>23413703>I'm retiredhi grandpa
>>23413710hi
>>23413703Unc
>>23413703Pops
>>23413709maybe you should send her a list of all your red flags and see what she says ch^t
bros.. I don't think the ad is coming..she has 3 hours to complete the orderI got scammed
I'd just like to congratulate everyone on their hard work and persistence NOT to be posting Summer boobies in every thread. I know the temptation must be ridiculous but your constitution is strong.
>>23413717Jin, as your literal ELDER, I'm beseeching you to accept the Olive Branch Treaty, as doing so will improve your mental, spiritual, and emotional needs for the short, mid, and long term. Once you accept it, all the tension will be lifted from you. /ftl/ suddenly will become a place of beauty to post in. In Japan is the concept of keirō (敬老), which literally means revere your elders and respect their experienced wisdom. Listen to me, your Elder, and accept the Treaty.
Labubu
>>23412835Put Claire in a headlock
>>23413720I already told her about the ROMANCE ARC and how I was comparing/contrasting her to other girls, and she was curious and intrigued by it. I told her about fishtank, and she wants to watch it sometime. She knows I'm forever online. I don't think there's much else.
>>23413727jin can’t read or write japanese ch^t so i doubt he’d be able to understand the japanese concepts ch^t
>>23413721should've gave her more money
>>23413721the ad ch^t?
>>23413721angie is a findom content creator so she probably just assumed you were doing a fetish roleplay ch^t
>>23413731and then what ch^t
>>23413736I could paypal her $100, maybe she'll notice me..
I wish I could use the Voice on Jin to get him to accept the treaty, but I don't think it works on men, and I'm not sure its mystical qualities come through on vacaroo.
>>23413726once i found out she has what are referred to as "abortion nipples" i felt much less inclined to. not to mention her herpes.
>>23413721You must be mistaken angelina would never scam anyone she is a perfect angel
>>23413740>>23413742Is that how much she charges to respond to DMs now ch^t?
>>23413741Rough sex with lots of face slapping
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>>23413746are u talking about the darkening of the areola?
>>23413746that's fair
>>23413726the rest of the nudes she posted on reddit are lost media ch^t
>>23413362Lmao saved
>>23413743oh you're the volcel, rip sorry I guess it works on some women though so good luck
>>23413721I don't think she even remembers she has a cameo
>>23413771that's exactly what I'm thinking too lolI'll get fully refunded so I'll only get robbed out of my dreams
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>>23413362T. Simp for woman who fucks Mexicans and Muslims
