KAW KAW edition>/ftl/ NEWS:-- New JC Vlog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l3gmd9u6k0-- Knight Klaus is /ftl/'s ILLUMINOUS KNIGHT-- Benleaks wasted his weekend trying to fabricate evidence that AIposter was using AI to generate /ftl/posts, but his shoddy attempt was foiled by chat-gpt Analysis!-- Nina and Bink are streaming LIVE from Berlin! https://kick.com/lettyvision https://kick.com/binxbasilisk-- Kato sperged out and RAGEQUIT! She will never acknowledge 4chan again! https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1nya8pn/guess_the_tanker/-- Trish has been paid handsomely in advance for Thankful Tank! https://x.com/DuanyayEnasche/status/1974703846673809609-- UNEDITED video of CK arrest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO1ygMHsfK8 [Embed]-- Betty says she's removing "decade old scars," doesn't use drugs, and hasn't watched porno in over a month! https://x.com/BallerinaBitty/status/1974675661844541720>Watch here:https://ppvs.su/fthttps://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious: >>23417009
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>>23418238grim
You
Us
Them
oddbod's legacy
>>23418248Fishtanks legacy
Nina Niggers on top
>>23418248Such a disgusting image. The Asian dude looks insane..
>>23418238>>23418242>>23418245>>23418247>>23418250>>23418251Improved your room, Cryo. Stop being a low-tier, shit poster. I don't mean a shitposter, who has some merit, I mean a poster who is shit. Stop talking about yourself and only yourself. You need to be talking about others to improve this place. If you only ever talk about yourself, you're a bad poster.
wiggers confirmed in the new smiling friends
>>23418250cryo youre overdoing it, keep your goodwilll while you have it
>>23418260Shut the fuck up open your mouth and suck my dick nigger
>>23418262Shut up that image was a request by a user here
>>23418261b1c is breaking free
>>23418265
>>23418264No, Cryo. You're failing to learn the most basic lesson in being a goodposter. You've once again descended into being a low-tier shit poster and worseless human being who contributes nothing to this place and will die lonely. You get confidence by being a goodposter. You get life skills by being a goodposter. Through confidence and life skills, you get a woman who will bear you a child and continue your family dynasty. By being a goodposter, you can develop the necessary skills to research how to provide that child with good opportunities, education, and raise him or her in the right manner. If this happens, and you manage--through goodposting--to secure a good position for your child in his or her future, you will have very likely achieved a successful and lasting family dynasty and acutally done your parents proud. All through goodposting. It's not the literal goodposting that accomplishes this, but it's the attitudes and skills learned through goodposting that achieves this. But if you wallow in the mud and dirt and your own cum/dick pics, you'll forever be a low-tier shit poster who will never amount to anything and will only disappoint, forever, his parents. Be a man. Become a goodposter. Improve your room.
>>23418261Bic had his golf ball days but he's had a long term GF for a while now, disavowed Nepstein, is in full control of Zipp which is sponsoring a big music festival with Yung Lean. Plus working on Smiling Friends and running some AI tutoring course.That's all Jet ever had to do, just keep creating good things in the midst of his controversy. Instead he immediately shuttered everything at the tiniest allegation and let it ferment into a horrible life-ruining beast.
>>23418261And this background looks like an AI edit of S2 B3
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>23418287I think the best answer here is "i dont care"
>>23418278Itβs hilarious that the hell house guy canβt take the heat
>>23418287put on weight, ms skeleton
>>23418002ya I did that a bunch of times yesterday cause there was a couple flying around in my bathroom too so I think I got em all now ch@t bugs are really gay and lame and nontent ch@t idk why we haven't just genocided them yet using DDT or something ch@t
>>23418302the @ isn't very aesthetically pleasing, tbqh.. and I say this as an enjoyer of all the variations of chat
>>23418307my bad ch@t do you have any recommendations for an alternative ch@t?
>>23418302If you have ever grown crops you would know how important some bugs are.
this got deleted by mods last time κβββ let's see if it happens again κβββ jet ellie BDSM puppy play κβββhttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1nzgriq/this_got_deleted_by_mods_last_time_lets_see_if_it/
>>23418287sticcy must die so thiccy can live
>>23418312those bugs are only important because they kill other bugs I think ch@t
>>23418287isnt that her bf making those tweets κβββ?
>>23418310I asked Chat-GPT, and it gave a few suggestions, of which I thought these were the best:>ΖΚΙΙ₯Ζ>Shaβat (angelic)>Tchak (orcish)But I leave it up to the master of chat, KNIGHT KLAUS
>>23418314Just witnessed the birth of a new kiwitroon.
>>23418314is Jet a lolcow κβββ?
>>23418322okay I think we're using κβββ now κβββ but those are good too κβββ
How did kato solve captchaAnd why was her vpn Turkish
>>23418325What's a horrorcow? And is the troon referring to a new leak or is it old?
>>23418325i think so κβββ there's not many jet fans other than the shit eaters κβββ
>>23418323whats his name on kiwifarms going to be you think κβββ? maybe something like "aroused thug" κβββ?
>>23418330I think her bf was just doing a bit with the Turkish flag VPN maybe κβββ he probably solved the captcha for her too κβββ
>>23418323>lolcowdom>horrorcow
>>23418325
>>23418332a horrorcow is what happens when a lolcow does something really gross and crazy like Chris Chan molesting his own mother with dementia probably κβββ
fishtank related females that can solve 4chan captcha>claire>abi>Creaturefishtank related females confirmed to not be able to solve 4chan captcha>angie>ellie>kato
>>23418338norway should change his kiwifarms name to zesty punjabi I think κβββ
>>23418323> you know what the most dangerous thing in america is, right?> nigga with a kiwitroon account
Uhh awkward conversation about to happen-- sorry. Sooo for like the past couple of weeks I've been finding weird pus filled sores about my port. I made an appointment at the clinic and well...I just found out I have cyber-syphilis. I swear I didn't know before I started posting with you guys. I think I got it from Meg...
and it's like yeah thankful tank the unthankful editionβ’ was always going to be an anti terrorism collaboration with 10 minute interval segments announcing the names of every antifa and riot member I've been collecting over the last decade
>>23418352
>>23418333I think if you have a kiwifarms page then that automatically makes you a lolcow κβββ>>23418352that's ruff κβββ
is this real?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759672114650418.mp4
>>23418357Robbie is going to be so felted when Jimmy finally gets through to the DHS κβββ
>>23418361maybe it's not a bubble
>>23418361looks real to me κβββ
>>23418361
>>23418361What the fuck. I would be convinced without the Sora watermark. Dark times are ahead.
>>23418365Why does abi look 1/4 black here
>>23418361is this /ftl/?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759756752869228.mp4
>>23418375yes κβββ
>>23418368some experts say that the government has had access to this level of ai for decades κβββ>>23418370itβs probably because sheβs been huffing too much jenkem lately κβββ
>>23418383>>23418365Have you tried sending these to abi?She banned me for doing the same
this works or nah
>>23418384The pregnant abi at the beach were the best ones I think κβββ
>>23418375Yes chat
>>23418384no i haven't tried it κβββ why would she ban you κβββ?
>>23418391The perspective of this 1 is way off. Her foot /leg looks gigantic
>>23418391Classic Abi always smelling her own stinky shoes κβββ
Burger time
>>23418395
Humble, Native, Squatch, or el cheapo Arm and Hammer
>>23418393maybe she used a strange camera lens for that one κβββ>>23418394fax κβββ abi is so silly κβββ
>>23418385>>23418398idk κβββ
>>23418397Looks good, doggy. Your day seems fuller than mine
I've been using this and it's okay I think κβββ
Shut up klaus
>>23418409my bad κβββ we're discussing deodorant rn I think κβββ
>>23418411
>>23418414
>>23418398>>23418405what are your thoughts on old spice κβββ? apparently the girls love it κβββ
>>23418418i used to have an orange old spice chicks loved it indeed cause it was kinda gay but I honestly dont want to spam any sort of aroma out there i just want to neutralize bad odor
>>23418418I never liked old spice or red bull before but now I'm a huge fan somehow I think κβββ
>>23418403I get one great day like this every other month not every Monthly trip to the mainland is this good so far
>>23418417sodaman has to save himselfreturn of the rat
I got some smoked salmon the other day I'm going to demolish soon and then it's time to play some RE3 or maybe one of those dark pictures "games"
>>23418333how are you making these
>>23416482why arenβt angie simps putting their money where their mouth is? κβββ if they love her so much why canβt they spare $30 to see her patreon pics? κβββ
>>23418427Cryo would you consider doing a 24 hour CryoTank challenge on kick or something? Set up TTS for donos, the whole works. Save us from this content drought Cryo my man.
>>23418436Smoked Salmon is pretty good κβββ
>>23418436I've been thinking about starting RE2 to kick off the horror season. Maybe I'll install it now
>>23418442chatgpt i think κβββ
>>23418398Just donβt use deodorant
>>23418456I played RE3 on an emulator a while back with all weapons and infinite ammo cheats κβββ it was pretty fun κβββ
jet update
>>23418464>nobody won>you all lose
>>23418448Quite possibly. How do I setup tts donos?
>>23418464jet is right κβββ you all lost κβββwhich means the klausers won κβββ KAW κβββ
>>23418464Ellie broke up with him
???
>>23418464no capacity for self reflection
>>23418464>Burn in hell
>>23418464>you all look like squidbillies everyone who watches fishtank looks like a child of two siblings, thin face, small eyes, gathering of the juggalos vibe
>>23418464Lmfao total Jet Crashout when the nitrus runs out Sam Mints Jet all shitting on their fans. You love to see it
>>23418474
>>23418481lol
you all look like squidbillies
>>23418464
>>23418464he's always so quick to attack appearance
>>23418481>>23418414My face keep changing from fat to thin every other day κβββ I don't know what's going on but it's very confusing I think κβββ
>>23418464What did he mean by this?
>>23418493
an asshole prolapse was too far for jet
>>23418492I feel Jet just kind of stopped looking at himself in the mirror one day maybe κβββ he was like nah it's cool I don't have to brush my teeth if I can't see how dirty they are κβββ
>>23418464Why is he dissing himself isn't he one of those white trash 2 sibling offsprings who has the hots for his own mother?
>>23418499this you?
>>23418464I saw some guy get banned last night for showing a picture of a guy getting fucked by a sex machine. The Beanz bits at the beginning were pretty funny tho. I imagine Beanz probably won battlechat
>>23418559yeah but Sam Hyde saved him from a life of poverty and minimum wage so now he thinks he's better than those people that grew up in the same homes with crystal meth head parents I guess κβββ
>>23418560That's me κβββ
>>23418561here are actually real people who watched battlechat κβββ?
>>23418569there i mean κββ not here κββ
>>23418464so hateful :( does he really think he can continuously disrespect and berate his audience like this and still expect them to respect him back?heβs just asking to be hated and for his own downfall atp
>>23418572κβββ i mean κβββ not κββ κβββ
>>23418464what the hell he literally copy and pasted my posts about him and used it on his fans
seth update
>>23418569>>23418572Not me κβββ I was watching Battle Cats κβββ
>>23418492it's post post post post irony , something he learned from sam
>>23418498did that happen
>>23418576he stole your bit κβββ
>>23418579battle cats sounds kino κβββ
>>23418578bro thinks heβs part of the team
>>23418464KWAB
Does this mean she's working at some kind of Australian Tescos and is no longer a stripper?
>>23418985PRESSED OFF THE BLOCK
>>23418580did you also learn meta irony from sam when you chose horny thug as your username κβββ?
>>23418985If so we might be having a good woman red alert
>>23418464Battlechat lasted longer than season 4
>>23418991
>>23418985direnc quit stripping due to indians
>>23418985one bad touch form indian guy
>>23418985She quit cuz of too many jeets stinking up the club
>>23418998wigger shill
>>23418985>a normal jon
>>23418998why didnt you go on battlechat jin κβββ?
>>23419005They do pay me
>>23419004Yo Jin is it true you stank like hell in the house or am I tripping lol
>>23419009How much money have you made so far κβββ
>>23419010Allegedly
>>23419014happens to me when im nervous + blasting caffeine
>>23419010lol κβββ that's the problem with stinky foreigners κβββ they're used to their own smell κβββ
I need to see Cyrokeen on his hands and knees wearing nothing but a dog collar being led around by two of the most handsome black men youβve ever seen with enormous beautiful mouthwatering BBC.
>>23419019i bet it was anxiety stench happens to the best of us b
>>23419019>dont clean your ass so jet is not going to rape you in the anal after the showsmart boy gayjin
>>23419021yeah I sweat a lot and my pits will reek like garlic and onions if I don't put on deodorant everyday κβββ
notice how jin doesnβt even comment on jetβs crash out κβββ thatβs because he agrees with him and wants to be on his best behaviour so he has a chance to join future projects κβββmake no mistake κβββ jin is a yes man just like seth κβββ
>>23419022lol κβββ
<her face when she looks at my small pp
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>pay $3k to airlines and only 500$ to the actual contestantwiggers economy is... great to have sex for free with retarded girls
>>23419029Tight little pieces were created for BBC
#cryokeen
>>23419029>Fuck
>>23419025It didn't take much to get Jin to sell out κβββ all they had to do was dangle a few hundred dollars in front of him and he got down on his hands and knees and started kissing their dirty aahhh feet κβββ
>>23419031thats the implication b fav character from sams fav show
>>23419019>>23419037its a mystery why jin fled canada to move to a country where he canβt speak or read the language κβββ very strange κβββ
>>23419042look at that weird squidbilly in the bottom pic there
>>23419046
>>23419032CEASE and DESIST
>>23419046Jet wasn't talking about me I don't think κβββ he knows I don't watch the show κβββ
>>23419047lol I think Norway should have used AI for that conversation maybe κβββ he came off a bit deranged here κβββ
>>23419048
>>23419048give her more awards
>>23418581kind ofhttps://nitter.net/MarvinFTL/status/1974999703784984640
Imagine Angie getting torn apart by a BBC and Cyrokeen licking the blood off the glistening obsidian shaft as it continuously pounds her
>>23419051imagine having some deranged schizo from norway sliding into your dms pretending to be part of production just to get info about his missing waifu κβββ
thats enough of that
Angie reads these threads don't say dat shi mane
>>23419060>>23419060>Imagine Angie getting torn apart by a BBC and Cyrokeen licking the blood off the glistening obsidian shaft as it continuously pounds her
>>23419037Yeah its sad he grovvels to an r9k loser for a tiny bit of money instead of just learning a skill and getting a job.All he does with his time not working is jerk off and talk about angie so its not like working would be interupting anything important in his life
>>23418383What website do you use to make these
>>23419075They are probly custom made with a custom generator on his computer he feeds training data (images of the fish + foot fetish images like thousands of them)
>>23419060you have to pay angie first before you can have those kinds of fantasies i think κβββ
trish and angie should stream together I think
>>23419074Jin is still trying to figure out how to read Japanese so he can fill out his job applications I think κβββ
>>23419075i think cyro is the one who makes all these κβββ
>>23419086
Battlechatonian Kinohttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759777281368395.mp4
>>23419090Was that THE Naz from STREAM STARS κβββ?
>>23419090
>>23419086Honestly, these are really good fakes and I might have to jerk off to them. We need some of Trish.
so I was told new season is starting today?
>>23419061I'm still confused why Shadi thought Kato and Jet had some kind of allo type relationship going on κβββ I wonder if there's any truth in that κβββ
>>23419103yeah 10 new fish
>>23419086You guys can shoot the messenger but if I could do ai deepfakes like this id be making way more fucked up shit and posting it here
>>23419090Naz plus Ayreh plus rape jokeWe are so back
>>23419114What's the first thing you'd have the AI make?
>>23419090What kinda of jew only knows 2 jokes?
>>23419117Ai Letty with better boob's then see how good the cum shot facial stuff is
>>23419114>id be making way more fucked up shitUhh ok. Thanks for the input
>>23419103It starts today at midnight I think κβββ
>>23419107maybe kato was into jet at one point κβββ but she doesnt want her new bf finding out i think κβββ>>23419090would this clip eventually backfire on aryeh's political career κβββ?
>>23419122No i mean the feet stuff is great its very normie core its sfw it's only a little bit weird so people aren't gonna freak out about it as much as graphic porn deep fakes I like feet ai stuff and its much improved since the binx feet ones
>>23419124>>23419103Where were you told thatWho told you thatWhy they tell you that
>>23419124looks like im gonna have to adjust my sleep schedule for s5 κβββ
Do any of you fail to function if you lack even 1 hour of sleep? 8 hours? I'm good to go all day. 7? I can't focus and I'm pissed
>>23419126Uhhh ok. Thanks for the input
>>23419127it was supposed to be a surprise but the new season actually takes place at your house on cryo island κβββ the film crew and production wiggers should be arriving by jet skis and paddle boats soon I think κβββ
>>23419132The amount of sleep i get only affect my mornings really. If i get 3 hours of sleep im having a rough couple hours in the morning but then im fine in the afternoon. 8+ hours and im awake and good to go right out of bed.
>>23419126Jimmy, is that you?
And like if I try to take a nap it will turn into 4 hours of sleep and then my schedule is wack. Life is so fucking hard.
is anyone watching this κβββ?
>>23419131It's gonna be so hype κβββ>>23419132I'm usually good after 6-8 hours κβββ but if I sleep longer than that it feels like I'm a daze for a while κβββ
>>23419137I wish I was like that. I can pound back coffee non stop and still spend the entire day tired
the binx thread is full of the worst FAGGOTS on earth
>>23419146worst fish, worst simps, it adds up
I think norway should apologize to ellie
>>23419143Maybe ween off caffine and itl help you get more restful sleep. I used to drink 3 giant mugs of coffee a day and was tired all the time but now its just 1 cup in the mornings. Trying to stop that all together now though
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>>23419150Her bettussy is showing κβββ
>>23419157love this fact κβββ
>>23419132Youll get used to 7, hard cap on your memory and processing power tho Less than 7 youll just have no power at all
I was feeling a little miserable, so I made coffee, bacon, and eggs and am now sitting to enjoy it
>>23418464holy fucking basedi forgive jet for everything
>>23419166She's a perfect angel bros...
>>23419086binx and letty both have way better feet than that
