Klaus Alliance always beats Leaks the Meek edition >/ftl/ NEWS:-- KAW KAW-- Jet says "we have a new crowd ready to hop on." And there's a new STOX leaderboard but it might just be a HOAX!-- Jet RAGEQUIT and replaced battlechat with indian AI garbage!-- Bliccy says she was RAPED by Maroon 5 in Romania! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJv17voOce8 [Embed]-- BIC FLAME appeared in Smiling Friends credits! https://x.com/JEBtheWIGGER/status/1975215648247828635-- Drench has a "normal job" now and she's also online telling guys to burn their dicks with cigarettes!-- John says the government of Oregon is harassing him for "antisemitism"! https://x.com/JontentG/status/1975072242091622561>Watch here:https://ppvs.su/fthttps://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious: >>23420037
Sensing good things for this thread
last thread had demon energy. can anyone post an angel dabbing to give us some good initial karma?
>>23420611this is why Scott cried, because she's the one that got away
kino casino is on
>>23420652WHHOOOOAAAA BUUUDDDDYYYYY
>>23420617this is a 666 thread
>>23420617You asked... and you shall receive.
K-K-K-KAW KAW KAW
>>23420617was it a bad thread κβββ?
KAW KAW KAW 666KAW KAW KAW
>>23420652wasn't a huge fan but gotta admit cocainsky really outdid himself with this performance
>>23420663>KAW KAW KAW>666>KAW KAW KAW
>>23420665>>23420663FUCK ;__;
i lost my creative spark to write the /ftl/ casino
>>23420660I might have to download and play this game someday κβββ
>>23420656its... 606.... but hey you were close!>>23420661well you dont make anything better
>>23420669you gonna get rekt klussy its not a casual friendly game
>>23420666lol κβββ
i am willing it into existence that one day the casino will cover jet neptune
>>23420667tfw
>>23420669it's a good game
>>23420666You fuck up everything.God wont let you fault flag klaussers with your satanic energies
>>23420674you are half the thread
>>23420671My bad κβββ>>23420673yeah I'll probably have to install a difficulty balance mod like with DARKEST DUNGEON κβββ
>>23420611this is canyon
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759799977168384.mp4
>>23420681I only have 8 posts now κβββ
>>23420669The game is about dying and restarting a bunch through trial and error and learning what body part to attack for each monster you face.Its tedious and not fun
SHE PICKED ME UP FUCKIN SWUNG ME INTO THE LAVA PIT OF DOOM
i mean, what would i even write anyways? At this point it's been nothing but "WOAHHHH BUDDY! KLAUS IS FILLING THE THREADS WITH TALKING TO HIMSELF AGAIN AND SHADI'S FAT NIGGER ASS IS STILL NOT POSTING ANYTHING WORTHWHILE"
>>23420694The good timeline
reminder that jin sold out his fanbase and turned on them for chump change κβββ hope it was worth it κβββ
>>23420691that sounds like that other game I used to suck at called DARKEST DUNGEON κβββ
>>23420696You could have a hot fishtank take and post it and see if anyone nibbles and wants to fight about it.
>>23420701Darkest dungeon was easier
>>23420698Send Jin to Estanque.
>>23420698he needed the money for hookers and pachinko I think κβββ
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>23420704Did you photoshop his tits smaller? They look odd
Josieβs boyfriend reveal was like 9/11 for us Josiecels.. there was a high council meeting in the Josie thread right after.. after 2 full days of coping, about 25% of her fanbase left.. I didnβt watch her streams for 2 months because of it.. i just couldnβt.. i think season 4 airing shortly after the BF reveal pushed a lot of heartbroken people, towards Angie/Ellie.. I have since accepted the fact that Josie has a boyfriend and once again, i can finally appreciate her the way i did before
>>23420611this is kinda hot
>>23420617ok
>>23420691felted one too many times i see
>>23420652wake me up when they start talking about anissas husband
https://files.catbox.moe/neya26.mp4LIVE POLICE CHASE
>>23420696talk about those tayleigh rumors
>>23420548Julius update
>>23420720https://youtu.be/NmEyGiaqm7k?si=a4MJ4-xiPA7L4Ppc
ai is satanic dont fall for the easy content
>>23420719the rumor that she's the most beautiful kind soul in the world?
>>23420694I saw a movie about this before I think κβββ
at least jet is having fun with s5 κβββ
>>23420711>BF reveal pushed a lot of heartbroken people, towards Angie/EllieFool me once shame on youfool me twice shame on meFall for the simp shit on the 4th occasion, and i think you just a stupid nigga.
>>23420713thank you good sir >>23420720hes truly the australian philosopher of our team, or perhaps the australian philosopher of all time
>>23420729he was typing this while his balls were in ellie's mouth
>>23420732hes truly the australian philosopher of our time*
>>23420729what a jackass
>>23420716I actually never played it but looked a lot of stuff up about it. Reminded me of a more punishing Don't Starve and that game pisses me off so i know i won't like it.Darkest dungeon i say is easier because its not game over if you lose some dudes
>>23420729@Ellie come get your man κβββ he's wylin' out again κβββ
>>23420727the ones she mentioned on discord
>>23420720Imagine the hairballs
>>23420740she's never even posted in her own discord. I know because I monitor it 24/7
>>23420729Chip finally made it to georgia to supply jet with coke i see
>>23420747what goes on then
>>23420726https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759801017932319.mp4
>>23420617
>>23420738also its genuinely hard to lose some dudes in the first place if you just play it safe
>>23420738yeah it's very very punishing, your whole run can be ruined by just stepping on a dirty nail that you forgot aboutthough, it's actually a very short but dense game, so getting fucked will only set you back like half an hour once you get into it
>>23420752i post pictures of my snakes and she likes them. that's it.
Hiding in your room, we'd lay like dogsAnd the phone would ring like a joke that's left unsaid
>>23420729claire you might need to fly out and give our boy some coochie i donβt think heβs doing too hot
>>23420726I do believe there is some truth to this. Bringing past celebs back from the dead seems like some end times type shit
>>23420755>>23420758Jin Fatigue κβββ
>>23420763going from ellie to claire would probably make jet kill himself i think
This is how jet looks typing that shit rn
>>23420767ellie's pussy is obviously better but I bet Claire is much better company.
Whoβs the girl that sings the βsya faggot for freeβ fishtank ad? Sheβs kinda cute
>>23420765true κβββ jin lost all his aura κβββ
>>23420770>ellie's pussy is obviously bettervirgin
>>23420732here, have another
>>23420770i doubt jet paid much mind to claire's conversation skills lmao
electricity is alien and satanic btwyou think niggas just figured this shit out organicallyhell naaaaaw
>>23420774
>>23420776they like the same movies dickhead
>>23420776lol Jet kept feeding her alcohol and whippets I think κβββ he couldn't wait to shut her up and get her in those handcuffs I bet κβββ
>>23420778You telling me niggas created wifi outta rocks and metal?? Yeah aightt
>>23420774tight smooth and fresh > whatever you want to call claire
>>23420776Umm he's actually really sweet. He tells woe is me stories about his dad being mean to him
>>23420785aint no gook hotter than a med
>>23420778pcb's are pretty straight forward, where the ancient sigils and witchcraft comes in is inside of cpu's
>>23420776jet doesnt talk to girls κβββ he just commands them like dogs i think κβββ
>>23420732One more
>>23420789This. I know someone that made circuit boards, they are pretty much just really efficient wiring
>>23420774>>23420785There's such a thing as too tight I think κβββ Ellie seems like the type of girl that won't give you head before you put it in so it tears a bit at first maybe κβββ we know from the texts that Claire likes to give head at least κβββ
>>23420788
>>23420709His milkers are all natural. 100% home-grown product from Nippon.
chili's boiling down nowtime to dip some pieces of bread into the chili soup
>>23420795>what is focal length
connor from jersey
>>23420718These are the kind of things consumer grade AI should be used for. It's good slop.
>>23420798You made like 1 serving a chili?
>>23420797what causes men to get tits like this κβββ? didn't Jin say that he works out and goes to the gym on Jon's stream κβββ? he looks kind of out of shape to me I think κβββ
Gonna say it, Klaus sucks and his bits arenβt funny.
Binx and TJ
imma go for a jog go for a jog
>>23420799>what is irrelevantmexcrement, I swear
>>23420782>>23420790>>23420786i would let claire babble about whatever stupid bullshit she likes for hours
>>23420807many people are thinking this but are too afraid to say it
>>23420729I actually do agree with him that AI videos are better than basically everything he's ever produced and he can monetize this too. Seems like the winning formula.
>>23420806BREAKING NEWSLocal Man Discovers Water Is Wet. More coming to you at 11:00pm.
>>23420804i made a big ass pot of poop
I'm in love with her. Will she be on s5?
>>23420811>>23420807pathetic self insert faggots. tj got felted yet again KWAB.
All anons repeat after me:>I forgive all fish girls for everything bad theyβve ever done except nigger nina and I will manifest good things for them except nigger nina
>>23420806my bad κβββ>>23420810me too I think κβββ I would enjoy her company probably as long as I don't have to listen to any girl pop music type stuff κβββ
>>23420803This goes hard.
>>23420816TJ fumbling every girl he's met on stream since season 2 is a good bit I think κβββ
>>23420810I was friends with a girl like claire (swifty, riverdale, argumentative) in grad school and it was a lot of fun to bicker with.She even married her own isaac
>>23420815
>>23420824was she hot κβββ?
>>23420805jinβs idea of working out is going to the gym and creeping on girls in tight yoga pants κβββ
>>23420824fishtank disrupted claire's fate and it's been downhill ever since
>>23420824>(swifty, riverdale, argumentative)you just described literally every woman I ever met while I was at Duke University
>>23420818yeah, you'd have to do something drastic about her music taste
Does Angie have a boyfriend? Iβve heard people say it but people say lots of things
>>23420830yeah it's just more proof that women would be happier without the internet I think κβββ it's okay for men to use it but the females should only be allowed to raise children and watch tv while doing chores around the house and stuff maybe κβββ
>>23420791your rep is in shambles rn, my man
>>23420836I donβt think she does right now but she did have a recent break up with the playroom guy
>>23420841Why
>>23420836yes κβββ who do you think is taking all those pictures for her patreon κβββ?
>>23420839tiktok and reels were made to keep women docile on the internet
>>23420836yeah she had pictures of him with her during s4 I think κβββ
>>23420844i cant imagine her calling him daddy and i know whoever she's fucking she's calling daddy
I say good afternoon to the whatsapp bots to make sure they spare me when they take over the world
>>23420849me too κβββ that's why I'm always super nice to my AI girlfriends on Instagram κβββ I don't want them to hold a grudge and felt me when the matrix robots finally take over the world κβββ
>>23420827I didn't think so but other guys we worked with simped for her which i found odd. Like she was engaged to her isaac at the time. Her isaac basically banned her from going out with me even though i had literally zero interest in her. Maybe claire's isaac should have shown more authority>>23420834Theres more to it obviously but im not going to go into details to prove anything here
>>23420843throating mints in chat is a bad look
>>23420849Why would bots care about that? They dont have emotions. The best way to survive is to show your worth
>>23420844>>23420852This phenotype is so common around here that i feel nothing
>>23420855I just said he should put gay porn on the site cuz hes gay. Why's that bad
>>23420857it replied to me with good afternoon with a smiley face before generating the automated response, my kindness will be rewarded when the time comes
>>23420846>>23420844No i know she broke up with the playroom guy but i was asking if she had a new boyfriend after him.. i assume a (female) friend of her is taking the photos..
2 types of people. jet types and neptune types
>>23420854You're in a tuff spot when you date a younger girl and you have a full time job and just want to chill I think κβββ if you tell her she cant go on fishtank and suck Jet's nepshroom she'll call her friends and family and tell them what a controlling evil butt hole you are κβββ and then they'll get it in her head that she has to break up with you so she's finally free to go on her nepshroom hunting escapades κβββ sometimes you're felted either way I guess κβββ
>>23420860i think at this point, humoring the wiggers at all is seen as corny
>>23420857Bots remember everything κβββ they're not like us who usually forget and forgive the people that have wronged in the past I think κβββ>>23420858my Instagram is full of these girls for some reason now κβββ
The crows flock amongst me when I walk about in the morning time. In my belief system, this is a sign you have been visited and blessed by klaus and remain in his favor.Klaus can u confirm I am both blessed and visited by u plz thx
>>23420836>>23420864it's either her sister or the guy in this >>23420844who I think is either gay or bi or has another gf and is just good friends with Angie
>>23420868Aight
some of those pics look pretty intimate and taken in her bedroom κβββ i dunno know what girls get up to these days but itβs probably her boyfriend behind the camera κβββ
>>23420857Bots care about what u tell them to care about chat it's called a reward parameter it's not the same substrate as a human as it isn't based in emotion but purely in making number go up and it works pretty well chat
>>23420873you are blessed κβββ
>>23420652Love this fact
>>23420876That's a good way to literally explode your lungs chat
>>23420872They tend to get murdered a lot watch out
>>23420864you will be wise to assume she's getting dicked down by someonegirls like her don't go for long without it
Fishtank Season 5
>>23420864are you sure it's not the same guy she was dating before κβββ?
>>23420876was for >>23420864 κβββ
>>23420876Dont do this guys.
JC had fun at the beach with her friends κβββ
>>23420888>>23420885>>23420876She doesnβt have a bf to take her pics guys.. i can feel it..
i put some diced jalapenos in my chili for that anon in the last threadbetter be good
>>23420882>>23420891is doing that dangerous κβββ? i didnt know that κβββ
>>23420886dude dude ai indians dude
>>23420876what is she inhaling here κβββ?
>>23420900farts
>>23420894bro why do you care? Just enjoy the ride and don't get too attached you'll end up like Julius
>>23420900its helium i think κβββhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/vUn0APlJN1Y
>>23420901don't inhale the fart gas your lungs could explode κβββ
>>23420844it's her mom taking the pictures
>>23420810she's not good at carrying a conversation
>>23420904oh yeah it's probably bad if you do it for long enough κβββ
>>23420903blonde hair blue eyed woman gives birth to a brown monkey whore that has to e-beg and have sex with MDE incelsit's over for timmycels
>>23420897If you don't like eating shit from a platter then you aren't a real fishtank fan.
>>23420912i dont think anyone wins in this scenario κβββ
>>23420895>better be gooddoubt it, when has anything you've made ever been good culinary or otherwise? you're a failure on every level and I will take pleasure in your downfall
im bored
>>23420906fax
>>23420912maybe that's why Angies mom started drinking so hard during the pregnancy κβββ seems like some random brown guy knocked her up and then bounced out κβββ
>>23420903That open mouth coupled with those glasses pigtails and tiara make her retardation really apparent.
>>23420903I get way too attached to things for about 5 months and then i move on to the next thing to obsess over.. itβs just what i do..
>>23420915get the fuck out my ear bruh
>>23420922Im glad that guy is throwing the heat at you tonight ive been too lazy today
>>23420922you'll be lucky to be scrubbing toilets once I'm done with you. I will never stop fighting for the truth
>>23420918do you think angies mum feels bad for drinking while she was pregnant κβββ? its not angies fault yet she has to live with the consequences for the rest of her life κβββ
>>23420916have you considered giving a playthrough to the highly acclaimed Gothicβ’ by barracuda bits?
>>23420927is that you Count?
What if Sam started selling these in blind bags? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPfKA_AjLQI/?igsh=N2k4N291YjdpN2h3
>>23420927>>23420928you fags can't touch me tonightchili's almost done
>>23420935>scamuel
>>23420935>only at Markys!
>>23420937I had no intention. I could never disgrace a klaus thread like that>>23420934Who?
>>23420611potbelly ginger
>>23420931maybe so κβββ that could be why she spoils her and takes her to the beach everyday κβββ I doubt Angie's mom has ever asked her to find a job or pay rent or do chores either κβββ
dr pepper is older than coca-cola
>>23420931I like FAS girls actually.. itβs pretty cute as long as they have mild FAS like Angie, Margery Tyrell from GOT and greta thunberg..
>>23420935>Whip cream accessories>Assistant Ellie>He works hard on every shot That Jet one kills me
>>23420945>greta thunbergIs it true israel is raping her in prison right now? Thats fucked up all she ever did was ask people not to throw trash in the ocean
>>23420944If you were a true mentalcel you'd know this already I think κβββ
>>23420922I have faith in the chili>>23420919get out of my ear man, I love Angie and her retardation
>>23420937you really think you're flying high with this chili thing huh? you're in for a rude awakening my friend.
>>23420949>ear lower than eyeMonke
>>23420946https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759804835304691.mp4
>>23420953This 1 is amazing
>>23420953LOL
>>23420953Lol Jet looks more chinked than Ellie.
>>23420953kekypow
>>23420953lol κβββ
What will be cryokeens contribution to season 5?
>>23420961poop
>>23420952a cute one
>>23420951i'm always flying high
She knows we miss her but she taunts us
>>23420953>whipped cream includedlol κβββ
>>23420953>and he couldn't do it without me-
>>23420953>no gaffer tapehis assistant is useless
>>23420953>>23420954>>23420955>>23420957Glad you guys enjoy it. Have fun with it. I know most resist socials, but I know alot of you follow the fish so interact with these if you want some more. We even have gorilla nest Scamuel!
>>23420965Is that why your lockscreen has to tell you to "never give up"???Sorry couldnt help it.
>>23420953Thank you.
>>23420971Make a christian grifter scamual 1 and a civil war scamual 1.
>>23420973we're not doing this today
>>23420971I do resist socials but Iβll always give a (You)
>>23420969>gets cut off
What kinds of jobs/hobbies do you guys have? I need some inspiration pls..
good woman alert
>>23420971Good job anon usually ai is slop, but that was pretty funny.
>>23420966>Julius compared to Wolverine the other day>earlier thread talking about Julius's opinion on Angie
>>23420984I like posting on 4chan and watching movies mostly κβββ
>>23420989He predicted this>>23420984BiochemistryMy hobbies are: cooking reading and fighting with pizzagay
>>23420990Whatβs ur top 3 movies?
>>23420966How I been feeling lately
>>23420991Very good, a sophisticated man i see..
>>23420992hmm idk I really like THE MATRIX rn κβββ I never get sick of it for some reason κβββ
>>23420984I'm a /med/cel with other hobbies including history, linguistics and anthropology, i am awesome everyone loves me
>>23420984i make content
>>23420998>i am awesome everyone loves meme too κβββ
>>23420984cooking hiking fishing reading swimming and posting Angie
>>23420993based teej
>>23420998This pic reminded me i want to watch The Knick
>>23420998Like prehistoric biological anthropology or human civilization type shi
>>23420996Very good choice.. i have watched the matrix at least 35 times.. my all time favorite movie
>>23421000yeah.... no
>>23421003That looks interesting maybe I'll watch it too κβββ
>>23421001I like fishing too but there are only like 5 types of predatory fish where i live.. i,ve caught an 89cm long zander/pikeperch when i was 15.. absolute monster
>>23421009well maybe not everyone but I'm still pretty awesome I think κβββ
>>23421003were you the one who brought it up like a month ago?i watched it and the first season is really good, though the second season falls off a bit and then ends with the writers clearly anticipating a third that never came
>>23420953Fucking kek'd
>>23421005I'm a 476 nigga now
>>23420998Whatβs ur favorite historical period?
>>23421011solid advice unless you're a convicted felon I think κβββ
>>23420976Just for (you)https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPfKA_AjLQI/?igsh=N2k4N291YjdpN2h3>>23420987Thank you anon I tried hand drawn animations no one watched them so now I am trying these. The people want slop I will give it to them, but it is just a tool and a tool is only as good as the one piloting it. There are 100 ways to make chicken tenders some are slop.
>>23421017Bronze age, Dark Ages and the Neolithic
>>23421014Yeah its been on my list for years, i watched Adaptation then rewatched Texhnolyze instead. Ive been told to just skip s2 though which i might
>>23421016Sry everything that happened after agriculture is nontent imo
>>23421023I've had an obsession with Neanderthals since i was a kid tho
>>23421023>>23421027I didnt come from no monkey
>>23421021Very nice, i think i like the renaissance era the most.. second will be the 1600-1700 era because of the pirates and explorers..
>>23421027Ok based hominin enjoyer nvm
what happened to creature's bf?
>>23421020>but it is just a tool and a tool is only as good as the one piloting it.do you think you are making these?
>>23421031>joker makeupHe dressed up as a raped bitch and became a raped bitch
>>23421031Kek what a faggot
>>23420984I do retard caretaking and watch WWE with them
>>23421020based ai creator κβββ
imagine if you could grow out your body hair like normal hair
>>23421038some people can i think κβββ
i'm talking leg hair pony tails, chest bangs, pube dreads
>>23421031probably fell asleep on heroin wrecked his car or something κβββ
>>23421038>>23421040
>>23421023>>23421027>>23421039Prehistoric apemen are so cool κβββ
i just lost 10 bucks
>>23421038>>23421039>>23421040Like this κβββ?
>>23421043
>>23421044back at the gas station!
I have a cold and the only thing that would make me feel better is an angie stream
mahomes you dumb idiot
bienvenido tuas presetador por El Estanque temporado dos, senorScott Sullivan
>>23421046I feel bad for that guy κβββ
>>23421032Well Sam isn't recognized by the tool and I had to get it to even recognize him through prompt engineering so yes it's more of a creative writing exercise than drawing though. I've trained models in the past and have wrote a couple of papers on the subject years ago before chatgpt and all that was everywhere. I think alot of American education the last 20 years was to build people to do this well explains all of the emphasis on writing courses commercial tech is usually 20-50 years behind the private. Digital automation is planned to dominate this country like mechanical automation used to before it. >Tldr yea you have to make the dog do the trick and the dog doesn't like doing wacky tricks
>>23421036I was at a Dunkins earlier today and I saw a retard and his caretaker inside κβββ the caretaker had to help him put in the code to use the bathroom and the retard kept trying to talk to him from behind the door afterwards but the caretaker pretended not to hear him I think lol κβββ
>>23421049What if Angie streamed some hot piss right in your mouth would that make you feel better?
>>23421053youβre behind the curve if youβre not using ai to write the prompts for you κβββ
>>23421052It's tuff κβββ some people just get felted in life randomly I guess κβββ
>>23421046I thought it was only mexico that had those niggas damn
>>23421050KC about to get rocked on sunday too
>>23421057true κβββ
>>23421045that my uncle nigga
>>23421050Should've put your faith in Angie's team instead foo
>>23421062she looks normal here
claire can i borrow some money
>>23421055no thatβs gross
>>23421031Kato brother heemed, some slimeball shit dont worry about it
>>23421053spamming AI generated slop on social media is already being done by AIit's a dead end, it's not going to be the next big thing.
>>23421066https://x.com/LocalBateman/status/1974807028439646341
>>23421022>Texhnolyzeneed to watch texhnolyze
>>23421070facts
>>23421031attempted stage dive at skrilla concert went wrong
>>23421058>>23421060>>23421061lol this one is from Mexico I think κβββ
>>23421078https://www.instagram.com/thesociety508/reel/DPc3MQ1DFJa/here it is
>>23421080I dated an Indian girl a few years ago, so this amount of hair is pretty tame in comparison
angie would be a good final girl in a slasher movie
>>23421081>guy is on the floor deadYO HE'S FUCKIN WYLIN' YOOOOO
>>23421081you got 24 likes for that
>>23421078>>23421081Wow lol
>>23421070and thats a good thing κβββ art/creativity shouldnt be gatekept by how long it takes to learn to draw or anything like that κβββart should be accessible to everyone κβββ
>>2342108825 now κβββ I just liked it κβββ
>>23421084what did she smell like κβββ I know the men can be pretty stinky sometimes κβββ>>23421086like the one that dies at the end κβββ?
Also i thought creatures man was supposed to be some nazi chud?
>>23421081pepe ded.jpg
>>23421081retarded
>>23421099he looks more like a juggalo druggie/alcoholic to me κβββ
>>23421081why did he do that κβββ?
>>23421105Yeah looks like it mane the chud of today was the male feminist of 10 years ago what a faggot.
>>23421107I think he thought the people in the crowd were going to catch him maybe κβββ but they were like nah we're good κβββ
New>>23421115>>23421115
>>23420953>and he couldn't do it without m-perfect
