Had a clinical death for 4 minutes and I was reborn as a satanist.Join us, brothers. The God is a massive piece of shit.Just think why does "the good guy" have to advertise as aggressively as he does?
>>23423696Go to >>>/x/ you fucking faggot
One question though, do you believe in God?
>>23423697No need to be rude my brother in Satan
>>23423696the ads?https://www.youtube.com/live/ZjmGydpfPOw
Same but i didn't see anything and struggled with basic math for a year
>>23423696>brain damage from oxygen deprivation made me a Satanist, join meI'll pass faggot. Christ is king.
>>23423702you stay as you were, PabloSatan doesn't like brown people
I don't believe semitic fantasies and I've evenmet an entity that called itself Satan and demanded I go to British Columbia and I still don't believe it's anything other than a stupid name and a fantasy on the part of a bunch of camelfuckers.
>>23423698>>23423699Even Lucifer believes in God, so does every demon and they all fear God, you think you're gonna live out a cool life in hell when you go there? In hell you suffer alone, you are not in for a fun experience, enjoy eternal damnation away from Gods love and grace. You're gonna beg for forgiveness for eternity and no one is coming to save you.
>>23423703I bet satan loves browns because they're the most savage and evil creatures on the planet.
>>23423705hell is for those who believe in itSatan is a chill dude, God is a power hungry tranny retard
>>23423696
Satanism is... beautiful
>>23423709Satan doesn't like pikeys as well
>>23423703too bad for you then brownoid xD
>>23423705Retarded shit. Reality is way more cooler than all this semitic crap.
>>23423696Sounds gay. Have you tried coming to terms that you might need Jesus Christ in your life?
>>23423696Repent Ivan, stop drinking Vodka.
>>23423696Baphomet isn't Satan. Baphomet is a telephone corruption of the Islamic prophet Mohammad. You converted to Islam. Congratulations.
>>23423696Give yourself two more years and you’ll be at pic related.
>>23423708>God isWoah there buddy, your shit smells like poop. I think you might be a Satanist! What happened, did you get born in Russia after 1927? OK, checks out.
>>23423696>you literally need to be brain damaged to be a satanist Who would've guessed it? praise God, Ivan.
>>23423716Hell, Satan isn't Satan. Satan is just the word for adversary. So Satan used in most cases is "the adversary" in the sense of a specific enemy or a broad-use term for "all who oppose us". Satan is "everybody else".
>>23423696Based!Hail Satan brother!We should start wasting christcvcks in the name of the dark lord >:-)
>>23423696satanism is banned here you have to go back mykola
How will normie cattle react if they no longer have jesus towing them back to globo homo anytime they notice incongruencies in their life or in history?
>>23423722everything is banned here if you're a vatnigger cuck
>>23423724nafo troon outed in one post kek
>>23423696Imagine being dumb enough to think you could ever beat the creator and join the losing side.Christ is King.My savior gave his life for me. What has yours ever done other than lie cheat and deceive just to drag you down with him?Smarten up and repent.
>>23423727stay mad nigger lmao
>>23423729stay mad pigger
>>23423730thanks for the bumps HIVan
>i was reborn as a jewmazeltov i guess
>>23423696>Just think why does "the good guy" have to advertise as aggressively as he does?advertising is tantamount to a coup i've been told...
>>23423696What is the most satanist thing you've ever done?
>>23423731you welcome HIVankp
>>23423696Satanists in a nutshell.
>>23423734I ate cereal with water
>>23423696Kys zigger
>>23423696>3696
