A LITTLE "LIGHT IN THE LOAFERS" EDITION CHAT>/ftl/ NEWS:-- Spictank 2 was told to postpone their new season because of the “latest fishtank project"-- Jet says "we have a new crowd ready to hop on." And there's a new STOX leaderboard but it might just be a HOAX!-- Jet RAGEQUIT and replaced battlechat with indian AI garbage!-- Bliccy says she was RAPED by Maroon 5 in Romania! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJv17voOce8 -- BIC FLAME appeared in Smiling Friends credits! https://x.com/JEBtheWIGGER/status/1975215648247828635-- Drench has a "normal job" now and she's also online telling guys to burn their dicks with cigarettes!-- John says the government of Oregon is harassing him for "antisemitism"! https://x.com/JontentG/status/1975072242091622561-- Klaus was unfairly banned for posting a legal age girl with a pedobait face filter chat. He will be dearly missed chat. Fs in the chat chat!-- Cole still won't post in the threads as himself anymore for some reason chat. Is he okay chat? The klauseething bit is getting kind of old I think chat. Cole let us know if you're okay chat. We want a shed/music studio update chat.>Watch here:https://ppvs.su/fthttps://kick.com/evilomenshttps://instagram.com/evilomenshttps://x.com/evilomenshttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious: >>23425754
My UPS died chat it's been with me since 2015 so it's served me well. Should I bother buying another one or will a 12 outlet power strip/surge protector be good enough
>>23426258This is both Cole's and Klaus' favorite Joy Division song I think chat https://youtu.be/KZ0DxYJ61rw
shadi lodge with prettyboys and fun sluts!
I just hope Angelina has a great dream tonight
>>23426263that sucks chat I think I had the same one actually chat it died on me too chat
I just wish there was an actually good supplement out on the market ya knowan actually good one that could supplement your nutrition in an actually good way or something. boy would I pay top dollar for that
>>23426263never really saw the point of these now that auto save exists for most programs
Shadi is like the biggest opp
>>23426278why are his pupils 2 different sizes
Twitch baby update
>>23426273Yeah. It's been shutting off randomly the past month or so but I did get the advertised 10 or so years out of it>>23426275Is there specific surge protector i should get, i've been seeing as long as it's a 3500 joules or higher protection it should be good enough or maybe i'm overthinking it
>>23426281drugs
>>23426275yeah it was good to have during the winter in the rural north east when snow storms would knock out the power all the time but most homes have generators now I think chat I don't miss shoveling out the cars that wouldn't fit in my parents garage that wasn't fun chat
Good job not-klaus maybe baking will be your job now
>>23426287Thanks chat I'll do it during the slow hours maybe when no one else wants to chat
>>23426284any surge protector will be fine in most cases even that is redundant most modern psu's have built in surge protection but I would still get one>>23426286they would be nice to have if the battery lasted longer but usually they can only power ur pc for a few minutes I think which sucks chat
>>23426282Every mainstream girl on twitch is some ethnically ambiguous brunette, they all look the same
>>23426282turn on tts
>>23426290and they all have white bfs. BWC finds a way
All roads leads to white cock
>>23426290all but one of my girlfriends have been brunette except for one she was strawberry blonde kind of chat but I'd like to date a redhead someday maybe chat
IT'S HERETHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>23426296that's a big enchilada chat
>>23426265
>>23426296I'm hungry now
I just warmed up a hot pocket and 5+uhRxh7 can't have any AMA
goodnight to angie and all angiebros
>>23426305what flavor I'll decide if I'm jealous or not
>>23426307Four cheese pizza with seasoned crust
anyways
>>23426308that is a good flavor I will admit
>>23426310raped nontent
The new thing is just going to be dumbgay's thanksgiving tank isn't it
>>23426306Sleep tight, baby bro
>>23426301>>23426306Sweet dreams <3
>>23426316That's not til November tho, isn't it?
>>23426321November 15 yea
All e whores are forgiven and rewarded in the end There’s hope for all fish girls
>>23426332Yeah I'm sure there's gonna be something else between that and now. Or who knows, maybe they'll just let AI Indians run the site until the Dumbgay show
Are they even earning revenue from the site right now or during battle chat? I mean some retards probably didn't cancel their subscription when s4 ended but thats not much
>>23426310
love actually is such a good movie
>>23426353Did you watch it with your mom?
>>23426355Her or Claire is what I was thinking.
>>23426348jet makes $70k a month regardless of site activity according to reddit scholars
>>23426348Nope.>Magicstars: people are buying tokens to support their favorite fishes>Jannies (mainly AB and Mints) start acting like gay retards and treating streamers on the site like streamstars>Former contestants go stream somewhere else>Former contestants are replaced with streamstars which no one wants to watch>Battlechat is launched, people stop visiting the site>Jet crashes out and replaces everything with indian ai slopAmazing business model
>>23426359Doubt From what revenue? Maybe during the seasons but not with Ai jeets
BAW chat>>23426359I think it was $30k and he only gets like 20% or something like that maybe chat
>>23426368wait nvm you're right my bad chat
Attention all fish girls this can be you in 9 months. Report to your nearest bant bro for insemination. Most of us have jobs and are not fat according to recent polling
>>23426334>All e whores are forgiven and rewarded in the endNo, even worse, they pass on their sins to their children...
>>23426372maybe not all fishgirls chat some of them probably can't get pregnant now from past abortions chat that happened to a girl I dated once chat but it was cool because I could SPLOOGE inside her and not worry about it chat
> more than 5000 people are buying season passes per month in the off season when they don't even get 5000 viewers when a season is onlolthey didn't sell the s2 house eitherbroke fags
>>23426382Those are definitely super real numbers but the s2 house sold I think chat
do you think jet's got ellie on birth control yet so he can pump her full of his inbred white trash mutant loads yet?
>>23426382>they don't even get 5000 viewers when a season is onNice headcanon
>>23426390Gigi has probably been making her take BC for a while now I bet chat
>>23426390>ellie? oh yeah that asian girl yeah I think I remember her
>>23426375With all due respect maybe it was a you problem.
"Ohana" It means my pussy belongs to a wigger.
>>23426382They wouldn't sell the houses if they didn't need liquidity. They did several cash grabs (crypto, fishtank investors etc) for quick money, which doesn't speak for a stable financial situation either. And Jet "forgot" aka delayed the payment for the fishes. It's busted
>>23426394it's hard to say because the view counter on their site is always "glitched" or "bugged" apparently chat
>>23426395>>23426398we now live in a world where not only is Jet getting laid, he's taking the virginity of 18 year old 10/10 high schoolers. why are you still here?
>>23426408At some point she'll crash out and have a panic attack when she realizes jets a weirdo loser
>>23426399lol it's possible chat afaik she's still not pregnant but I havent asked if her new bf SPLOOGES inside her or not chat
>>23426411You think she hasn't realized yet?
>>23426408Hot girls have sex with ugly dudes all the time it's nothing to get upset about I don't think chat
>>23426411>at some point
>>23426390why would a virgin take birth control?
>>23426412>I havent asked if her new bf SPLOOGES inside herI think this is a normal thing to ask an ex chat you could maybe make a gc with the 3 of you and ask chat
>>23426408>thinly veiled seething jealousy don't be gay about it let it go nigga shes not all that
>>23426416Helps acne
>>23426416you're going to get called an incel for asking this question I think chat
>>23426418Blasian chicks are the best
>>23426411the gen's harped about grooming endlessly for years and we now have undeniable proof jet/sam are groomer creeps... so why are you still here? ellie only turned 18 weeks before she came on s4. was it all a farce and you never cared about the groomer shit at all?
>>23426413>>23426415She didn't realize it to begin with. Maybe she's in a long distance honeymoon phase. Maybe she'd rather double down than admit it. But she will at some point
why is there 3 jins
jet owes bic his whole belanciaga collection and life
>>23426416Girls here take birth control as soon as they start bleeding. Our doctors push it on them and their parents.
>>23426420Neat little kike trick for getting all girls hooked on and fucked up from hormonal bc. Ingenious really
>>23426417lol he's actually an old acquaintance of mine I used to sell drugs to I don't think he likes me very much these days chat
>>23426426Phone posting
>>23426421doesn't that shit bombard them with hormones and make them all imbalanced neurotic messes that further treated with even more anti depressant pills?
>>23426424That bra is way too big to be Ellie’s. Probably her red head discord friends
>>23426433yeah that's why probably why some girls would rather just get knocked up or get the abortion chat
>>23426429we buy their "cures" while they suppress our medicine :(
>>23426433Yes. It completely fucks them up.
>>23426436>>23426438lmao they completely rewire their biology just to take cock but somehow its the incel gooners that do the natural act of masturbation that are the creepy sickos the hypocrisy
why does sam keep trying to push a political career while he employs predators? why is there like 5 people keeping this going? if i got bored enough, how many of you would go to prison for the shit you you thought you deleted from your phones?
>>23426435wasn't she the only girl there during the wellness check chat? I guess we'll never know because SLACKER BLUE keeps editing out the good stuff chat
>>23426424we do care but you're obviously an ex ellie simp that's just mad it wasn't you that got to fuck her big difference
>>23426431>I don't think he likes me very much these days chatIts ok chat you have us and your chunky monkey ice cream>>23426441>if i got bored enough, how many of you would go to prison for the shit you you thought you deleted from your phones?Wdym
>>23426444you are so fucked.
>>23426447is that you sony anon?
>>23426447Lol what
>>23426441you're going to find deleted stuff on our phones chat?are you the hacker known as 4chan chat?
Reliable source told me that for s5 they are looking for girls who turn 18 in 20th of february, its important for the narrative they are doing and its going to be mind blowing. The season will start in february 21st.
>>23426455>it's going to be mind blowing I'm still waiting for fishtank to blow my mind but it hasn't happened yet unfortunately chat>you know remember all the JET I KNEEL shill posters on /tv/
>>23426455Ellie will call them and assure them everything is above board and they'll get clout and giid money. Just like what happened with girls do porn
Should I hire Indians from fiver to randomly post KLAUS I KNEEL in these threads maybe chat would that be a good bit you think chat?
sorry if I scared you off sony anon
>>23426461It would be a pricier bit chat>>23426463Who is he. Am i FUCKED?
>>23426457its a great opportunity
>>23426463Ive forgotten all the /tv/ ellie simp variants, its been awhile
>>23426463>Sony HQ is full of schizo employees makes a lot of sense actually chat
>>23426465he's the guy that made these power point presentations for Sony that got leaked a while back I think chat
>>23426465just a schizo semi-stalker ellie simp from san diego he rapid cycles though so his episode is probably over
lk predatory
>>23426473Based Bink Cat chat
>>23426467I love when they pop in and I'm reminded they exist
Shadi get your fat ass in my bed this instant. Just enough energy for some sleepy cuddles and some boob squeezes. Insemination begins at dawn
>>23426426I'm Abe
Shinzō
>>23426477Klaus i saw u mentioned in other thread >>23424556
>>23426490sorry chud shes already in my bed
>>23426494lol >>23426497
>>23426491>>23426492can we call you shinji chat?>>23426494I can't believe they are slandering Klaus like that chat he didn't even have a name during s1 so that obviously wasn't him posting cp chat what the hell chat
>>23426505a lot can be said about klaus but I don't think he's a pedo chat
>>23426504Glad he has a friend who defends him like that>>23426505What the hell chat but his friend totally owned that guy chat klausy W>>23426507Its a cute butt chat
>>23426507yeah the CP/loli poster is some guy that hates "off topic" threads on /tv/ I think chat Klaus was there posting with you guys from the beginning chat
deleting that pic so the gay nigga doesn't jerk his 4.92 inch penis to it chat
Good Morning. I slept most of Monday. New fishtank event soon?
>>23426513Kind of you <3>>23426514Morning Cryo
>>23426492Mr. President :salute:
4 jins
>>23426514it's wednesday Nigger
>>23426521uh yeah my bad im like all groggy i slept like 20 hours on Tuesday. Recovery. Now on Day 2 of no drinking! Yay!
>>23426514What day do you think was yesterday?
>>23426523i thogh i slep through monday and it was tuesday but i waw wrong okay oh my god stop picking on me you BULLYS you SAAVAGES dont make me FUCKING COCK POST YOU KNOW I WILLi am looking forward to leaving the island again and seeing Tron Ares on Thursday or Friday
>>23426522>my other best friend cryokeen is drinking again. he's back in laundry room rehab for his sixteenth time. good luck with that one. sick of the bullshit. sick of all this shit. I don't go on the fishtank site anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759884396942406.mp4
>>23426530fishtank PTSD is tuff chat
shut up CRYo
>>234265183 of them are me
>>23426530who would be so heartless to hurt this man?
>>23426540suure
>>23426543Why is that hard to believe
Everyone ITT is Cole except for me and one other person
>>23426540>>23426546nod your head slowly and blink twice if you switched IDs so you could shit talk the wiggers without them knowing chat
>>23426618half are Cole and the other half are Klaus I think chat
Cryokeen cum can cure cancer
>>23426543It's true
>>23426634CCCCC
>>23426416good question, but for some people it is dangerous question >>23426429great answer, but for some people it is dangerous answer>>23426433that's the point, for "them"
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
i just hope that ellie has a wonderful daily pay as grifter streamer
anyways, did I miss 2 ellie ig stories? darn diddly
>>23426663>>23426672I think she wants to do a super monkey ball suicide now chat
>>23426281He's actually Quasimodo, the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
braaaaap
this kratom kava shot is making me very motion sick why would anyone drink these things
I often is get good view numbers on X or yt when om dunking on Sam or Jet, lol. This post got a lot more views than I expectedhttps://x.com/cryo2052/status/1975261399443206525?t=_yWe7JV-4JF5t2iwZLzuNQ&s=19
>>23426693It's feeling ok if I just lay here. Playing rust was giving me motion sickness.
>>23426809Jetty is so kewt when he gets mad
https://youtu.be/-PRAqxRiB0Y?si=aynEdhk74ww44gbU>:3
>>23426813It's very funny because the show runners can dish it out on others but freak out when they are the butt of the joke
I think im fatter than airsoft fatty now
>>23426820
Feethttps://x.com/cryo2052/status/1975890553528365146?t=IbXJe04hRFetpPY-BM160A&s=19
>>23426823Hehe yeah rip rip hey guys when im not so groggy ill work on some clay commissions do u guys have suggestions/requests
>>23426820Probably, yeah. Chris isn't even that fat anymore, just really saggy.
>>23426820cryo when thailand stream
baby sammy
>>23426832I need money for a Thailand trip and a new passport. I dont have to get covid shots to fly anymore right im pure blood>>23426836Total twink death is real chat
>>23426826Is that u Jin hi hiEither way I heard that vending machines are being broken into a lot more because of niggers mainly is that true chat I always wanted to use the Japanese vending machines and visit Japan chat
>>23426841>I always wanted to use the Japanese vending machinesWanting to go to Japan to use the vending machines is the most american thing ive heard in a long time lol
>>23426841Idk maybe. I don't see a whole lot of dark skin folk around where I live but I can believe them doing that
>>23426847That's nothing only reason or even the main reason I wanted to go to japan but thank you for making me sound like an idiot , because like I should just slash my own throat , right at least my country isn't being taken over by browns wait never mind
>>23426850Ok ty
So jet actually replaced ppl with aiBravo
Yeah, this isn't all right feeling.My body's like all floating and kind of feels heavy. Still got half the bottle left. I can.Imagine gettting addicted to this pretty easilyI'm guessing fentanyl feels like a thousand times better so yeah
>>23426851>because like I should just slash my own throat , right at least my country isn't being taken over by browns wait never mindJesus chill. Also America is not even a white country you silly billy.
>>23426856*this is an alright feeling the kratom kava shot but my tummy hurts a little
>>23426824Hell yeah you posted the Abi one I was just thinking about how I forgot to save it. Do you have the one where she’s sniffing her shoe? Also if anyone has the Jordyn Jones picture someone posted the other day where she’s flashing her butt I forgot to save that one too
>>23426857I am a silly billy
>>23426859
Crazy how the leaks died down because fat pig shadi is too self absorbed to do anything other than try to get attwntion off of some very serious allegations
The Trash Bag Killer is Ben from production
>>23425947yikes dropped
>>23426873reminder: "native born" doesn't even mean white lol
What did Vance mean by this?https://x.com/TripleBuckVance/status/1975877545565544544
>>23426888
Gang gang
Season 3 house is now officially for sale (1.4 million)https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-Green-St-Wrentham-MA-02093/57523297_zpid/
Julian its a hungry world https://youtube.com/shorts/CZ0pwKUZiOk?si=tZeYVVXKZusZHNSE
>>23426900Wow the wiggers are millionaires i wonder how rich Jet is
>>23426900rug pull soon
exporting shadi to the laundry room
>>23426919Why
>>23426921its necessary
portuguese language sounds so retarded
>>23426922Okaiii
Shadi come here you've been ordered to my laundry room for sex and bukkake by our good friend Greg
Smoking meth with shadi and having sex for hours and I cum on her face many times
nig nig nig nig nigger lay a little egg for me
Prime Lucy Lu in this xfiles ep
>>23426900request a tour
can you trans fishfaggot loser subhumans stay away from other /bant/ threads and just keep only posting in these containment threads like you always have. nobody likes you and nobody wants to see your retarded fish content posted in the threads they read. -sincerely, all of bant
>>23426960I'm going to purposely post in other bank threads now
i only post in natwest threads
>>23426977No one knows what that is homeboy
>>23426979It was a bank joke
Watching Mizzy sonic stream and its really confusing because im cringing at this shit but also im rock hard
my PC fans are so loud im going insane
Jet couldn’t set up an inflatable hot tub
>>23426870you didn't like it chat?
>>23427096Estanque needs to cut the wigger cord. Just contact their whales and tell them they’re going to stream it on kick and just hop around to new channels as they get banned. Or what other affordable options do they have?
>>23427113And then there were 2
>>23426900Don’t they not own it and it’s actually owned by some chink?
>>23426960Your brown
>>23427113Do they do standup or just review houses with a studio audience?
>>23426960>>23427110this u?
https://youtu.be/ImKY6TZEyrI?si=201n5ZqxjfYSBqh4
>>23427237That's the season 1 house newfaggot >>23427242Schultz does a weird opening act thing but it's mostly just the same as Scuffed
>>23426931No..
>>23427237That's the S1/S4 house. They owned the S2 house (now sold) and the Bloodgames/S3 house.
>>23426936
enchilada status chat?
I have the greatest Penis in the history of /bant/.
Cryo's cock is the perfect size for Shadi
>>23426408not related to Jet but i just have some savings i'm living off and when it's gone, i'm shooting myself in the head. i come here out of habit in the meantime because i enjoyed watching the show in the past.
>>23427256
>>23427259Jesus
>>23427109>noooo please stop saying my body is attractive sexuallyluckily you are in hands of an asexual gooner
>>23426514>posts a picture of himself, talks about himself>>23426522>posts a picture of himself, talks about himself>>23426541>posts a picture of himself>>23426809>talks about himself and tries to get more views for his own>>23426820>posts a picture of himself and talks about himselfThis is not the way, hell-spawn Cryokeen ʇɹnoɔ You have been told many a'time be-fore how to improve thy room ʇɹnoɔ better the realm of /ftl/ ʇɹnoɔ how to be-come more than the ratspawn of Leaks the Meek you hath always been ʇɹnoɔ to rise above being a low-tier shit poster (a poster who is in fact shit) ʇɹnoɔbut thou has for-saken the advice ʇɹnoɔand now you must perish and be doomed ʇɹnoɔHAST THOU A CHAMPION OR FIGHT'ST THOU ALONE?
Are these reasonable streaming cost estimates for Estanque to go solo?
>>23427259no suicideo never kill yourself - Ben wholecome chungus and Jesus Loves u reeeeee pls no SICIDEOOOO REEE STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE AH AH AH AH STAYING ALLLLLLIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE HEYY YEAHH
>>23427249ok np im sorry i blame greg
>>23427246What a strange thing to want to watch in person. Two old dudes looking at Zillow listings on stage
>>23427259Shoot Jet first, thanks.
>>23427265shut the fuck up and post your face coward dont make me cock post nigger jesus loves you
>>23426692please be trish pleeaaase
Average BPD woman argument
if your a minor celebrity you should NEVER talk about yourself chat
>>23427267to fight alone and not band together with the fishtank.live website would be foolish ʇɹnoɔ one always has more options with friends than alone ʇɹnoɔ only through the Klaus Alliance has Leaks the Meek and his villainry been felted ʇɹnoɔ the lands of quetzal and sun benefit from being attached to the great commonwealth beyond the sea ʇɹnoɔ
im talking about TAYLOR now shes a CUBE haha ok am i OK now you fucking NIGGER
>>23427282The wiggers aren’t friends. They’re robber barons. Greg successfully got shakes to follow him off the site. Why couldn’t estanque now that they gave a few interested whales?
mother fucking NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>23427259if ur really gonna do it, do it on a live stream
kratom/kava is BULLSHIT fucking NIGGER
>>23427275CRYO-KEEN THOU TIME HAST COME. ʇɹnoɔ WE DUEL TO THE DEATH ʇɹnoɔ YE HAST NO CHAMPION ʇɹnoɔ Your rotund bird-like and obese form shall be stuck tensfold times ʇɹnoɔ
>>23427294forgot to post mine appearance ʇɹnoɔ
>>23427259Just bored with life and don’t give a fuck another nigger world? I know that feel. That’s why I only do easy ass retard caretaking nightshifts anymore and in the off chance I get some inspiration to do something more with my life I’ll still be alive and have ever growing savings basically while doing jack shit. I could do this forever.
>>23427294NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER thou hast release yer juice upon thine leg oh noestfullfillest the prophecy of jeticus nepunicus and release season 4.5 upon the world of mortal men
People in Extreme Peace: Sylvia, Letty, VinnyPeople not in Extreme Peace: Vance, Josie, Mauro
>>23426900does it mean they will send back all invested money + % of profit to all people who invested their money to buy this house? i think they called this fundraising as investments
>>23427300BABABHABHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAthey asked why i used QUARK in this picOnce you get their money.. you never give it back!!!!
>>23427285but at times robber barons are needed ʇɹnoɔ greg’s presence within the Realm of fishtank.live doth outshine that of elestanque ʇɹnoɔ to go it alone would mean a lack of advertising ʇɹnoɔ such would wound their coffers more grievously than any delay of the season, verily, indeed ʇɹnoɔ
>>23427299Josie WAS in Extreme Peace, she was sitting at the table at the "talent show" thing >>23427300Why the fuck would they do that
>>23427299josie was in it
>>23427304>Why the fuck would they do thatbecause it was called as "investment" to encourage people to pay them, and term "investment" has strict definition?
>>23427306So they can never sell the house? Nigger
>>23427298thou preach and chants of the ethiopians and blackamore concern not us ɹnoɔ for we hold naught any of the dark races within our mix ɹnoɔ the SHIT EATING FACTION by LEAKS THE MEEK, however, is known to have an ethiopian ɹnoɔ
Imagine Angelina with her mom's tits
Is this book worth reading? It was just suggested to my on instagram
>>23427315Suck my pennis.
>>23427315stay thy hand of temptation, brethren... ɹnoɔ
>>23427313I like Angie just the way she is
>>23427297That's how I felt but after working for 10 years and never seeing one good thing happen in my life, I feel like I had enough. No videogames gave me happiness anymore. I never had any friends or anything to begin with. I had a couple guys from work I used to game with but they got married and stuff and stopped playing. All I ever felt was total numbness, at least quitting my job and putting my life on the line was a little interesting. But still, at the end of the day, nothing has any meaning for me. I'd tried to talk about it with people online before but they just say things like OH THAT'S REDDIT RICK AND MORTY NOTHING MATTERS LOL but at least in my life, really truly nothing does matter.But it's chill, I will probably live to the end of the year and maybe something interesting will happen by then to give life new meaning.
>>23427326Have u tried jerking off and smoking weed?
