White pride edition>/ftl/ NEWS:-- Sam and Chris Lynch's video game CRAP has begun! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOCr8RSzhSs-- Fishtank is hiring 3D modellers, animators and editors! https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1o377h3/fishtank_is_hiring/-- John is officially a crypto grifter! https://x.com/JontentG/status/1976758183852228862-- Season 3 house is now officially for SALE (1.4M) https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-Green-St-Wrentham-MA-02093/57523297_zpid/-- Twitter trannies have confirmed that Sam's obvious scam was... a SCAM! https://x.com/SlackerBluePod/status/1976451616485294316>Watch here:https://ppvs.su/fthttps://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious: >>23437163
>>23437790Shut up nigger
TLP!!!
>>23437793>>23429483
>>23437791black queens need to be bimbos like everyone else. they must please BWC
ang
>>23437790aryan
Zamn Filipinas look like THAT?
*enters thread*
>>23437802
Yo, Klaus. I heard some kids say "chat," and another group of adults said "felted."Keep your head up, you don't realize just how many klausers there are out there. We're in the millions.From one klauser to Klaus himself, keep on party rocking.
massive obviously fake tits are for 14 year old virgins i think
>>23437800
>>23437812huh
shadi is reaching out
>>23437812yeah man that's who those women are trying to appeal to, they're not trying to be a trophy wife for a successful chaddennial WINNER
wtf is angie's retarded brother watching
Josie is BULLYING random twitch streamershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v78bWIoiwFI
> went to a bladee concerthe's so cool
>>23437819nope
>>23437822trophy wives have tastefully sized fake tits usually i think
Haeley Merrill-Schroeppel
Pause, Rape, Continue.
>>23437836you are a gay man... SAD!
>>23437837#cryokeen
>>23437797we got push-up bras for the bimbo look no fake tits ever. Well I guess if a woman gets some crazy saggy tits after a bunch of pregnancies it’s ok
>>23437812basedfacing over big tits in general is childish chat
>>23437801Shadia will have 75% white bsbies that will be really cute well the girls at least
>>23437843push up = fake = FLAT = DISGUSTING
>>23437789Based MIA chαt>>23437835>>23437791I think so chαt>>23437796yeah a little bit chαt
>>23437844dasha is evil because she's mad about her lack of a proper RACK
>>23437836They gotta earn those fake titties with 4+ pregnancies
>>23437841you seem rattled i think>>23437844big fax
>>23437837Aryan beast.
Shadi will be my white kweenManifesting this with all my energy
I need to figure out dinner chαt it's almost time soon I think chαt
>>23437844I like all kind except for the fake ones I think chαt
>>23437851what are you a baby you need big tits for milky??? grow up chud having big tits is for the boys
>>23437858Do you think she has earned the Divine Michael Jackson Miracle Treatment? Has Shadi really contributed so much to the world that she will be turned into a white person for her good deeds?I couldn't tell you because I'm not god.
its about shape not size me thinks
>>23437866>POV you're a teenage girl who went out partying and drinking and got way too fucked up and passed out on a park bench on cryo island
>>23437865that's a good take i think
>>23437865it’s more about the overall package chat and usually big tits are saggy or uneven it’s not as aesthetic most of the time I think chat
WE LOVE GETTING GEEKED UP AND PLAYING XBOXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcrhAycXIf4
>>23437851this is true i think chαtgirls develop lifelong bitterness when they get repeatedly mogged chαt
Real men go for smaller breasts. If you insist on big ones just means you have mommy issues or you're a faggot
>>23437869>>23437873have you had sex without paying for it?
Dasha and Anna are evil because they’re ugly and retarded
Why do you guys only talk about gooner shit? Why not just jerk off and move on to normal conversations?
>>23437885Correct.
>>23437871>>23437887>>23437888what are we looking at here?
>>23437888Whats that
>>23437890Closeted and overcompensating, not fully acclimated to the gay gossip general
>>23437890we just vibing chαt
>>23437869Her dad must have fucked her black mom fucking hard. She got an extra dose of white genes. Or are ginger genes just that dominant and ALPHA?
>>23437894local government heard cryo was getting evicted so they’re building him a hamster’s nest
>>23437893>>23437894 The mall next to the amc movie theater is understand construction. I think they will be putting up apartments in some of the places.
>>23437893Cryo is having a fun day at the movies!!
>jerking off to another tinder girl>she's kinda dommy>likes being in control>finally blow a load after edging for hours>massive rope of cum splatters all over my facewtf
>>23437890I'm just beefing with op now for some reason I think
>>23437871>>23437887>>23437888https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm6IU6V-dE8
I want to read a children's book about Cryo's adventures!!!
>>23437909you are beefing with your own homosexuality
>>23437910Irréversible
>>23437908
>>23437910Oh I do look better with my side pubes shaved. Should I shave my side pubes? I'd rather have a Jared Leto Ares
>>23437890Normal conversations like what, go on, provide some examples
>>23437921Like cumming on abigails face Bant dum dum
>>23437890>why not just talk about the fall of Sparta >why not just contrast the French and the American revolutions and why the former was unsuccessful while the latter was successful>why not talk about whether Germany had any true offensive initiative after Stalingrador we could talk about bukkaking ourselves in the face and whether blue-balls is a myth
>>23437914my homosexuality is pretty cool i think
>>23437878and that's whats up toobz
I play tron irl
mints is cuckpostinghttps://x.com/mints_____/status/1976788337303470402
>>23437908Simply epic
John going LIVE in 1 hourhttps://x.com/JontentG/status/1976787045432672518
I visited the book store with my mommy before the movie guess what I got :o
>>23437869>>23437902Well I think the koreans have skin treatments that turn u white, but if that doesn't work ill go with what that other guy said and fuck the black out of her.
>>23437930>mints update
i hate josie's freaking drawing streams... i'm feel like peeing into my own mouth...
imagine seeing cryo in public. i would basedjak face.
>>23437945tragedy & hope: a history of the world in our time by carroll quigley?
>>23437945Hopefully a shotgun for you brain.
>>23437945do you have a pair of jeans?
>>23437957Would you ask for a pic with him
>>23437953you're activating my gaydar
>>23437945absolute cinema
>>23437965you're activating my faggot dar nigga
>>23437945the toddler drip goes hard chαt
>>23437969only gays have gay/fagdars i think
>>23437974so u just admitted u are gay... i won...
Binx Italian cousin is cuuuuuuteItalians are the cutest race
>>23437945>guess what I gotSome candy?
>>23437980i never denied it i don't think but to be fair neither did you
>>23437980u just admitted u were straight…
>>23437984no pic?
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>23437986he can't be straight if he has a faggot dar i think >>23437969
Common Mormon Kevin W fuck yeah Mormons fuck Jimmy
>>23437996Hes turning indian?
>>23437982>>23437970>>23437968>>23437964>>23437961>>23437960>>23437957>>23437959>>23437960I got Attack on Titan the Manga Vol 1Bonus: got more clay for commissions and boredom from craft storeI have pants u need a belt for but its hard and annoying to adjust when ur going from seated to standing when ur fat lol
>>23437991please delete and forget about this
>>23437945Cryo >Gaining knowledge through books>hanging out with his mom>going 2 movies >has his own island>mints is begging 4 him 2 save fishtankCreature>Jobless >Boyfriend is going 2 die>no island>from Florida>blacklistedAnother L 4 cryohaters
>>23438003TRVKE
>>23438003bst and trvest post u made in 4 ever
>>23437998To the contrary: He’s turning badass mobile tech worker who will travel the world modeling doing easy lucrative tech shit and inseminating cute black queens he will convert to Mormonism
we are boring the TLP, what can we do?
>>23437994self hating closet queen many such cases
>>23438003Trvke from the 'Leaks
>>23438014you need to start sending i think chαt
>>23438003All truth. No lies detected.
>>23437945this pic goes way too hard
>>23438003
https://youtu.be/2zXp4ZfRGsA?si=ketkdqAx5bidh7pbi think we all need to relax and listen to some 'appa i think
>>23437945Cryokeen, once again I am going to explain to you why this is a shit-post and you are a low-tier shit poster (not a shitposter but in fact a power who is shit). This is yet again a post about yourself. You're not contributing to anything in the thread. You're just posting a picture of your giant fat bird-like self and saying, "hello, look at me, I'm a child even though I'm 40 years old, guess what meme-book I got (despite the fact that books are outdated and purchased only by people who literally want to burn money)." You need to be improving the rooms you enter. /ftl/ is one such room. When you enter /ftl/, you look at your surroundings and consciously think to yourself, "how can Improve this place?" And you set about making some improvement, some post, that enters people, that offers something to /ftl/'s legacy. Anything. What you don't do is talk about yourself, like you always do. Improve the rooms you enter, and stop shitting all over them.Now, we're going to get to the root of the problem here, so I've had the AI Council provide Analysis to fix your problem. See attached. Assuming you refuse to See Attached, because you are a shit poster (not a shitposter, but a poster who is in fact shit), here are the key takeways:>Cryokeen fails to “improve the room” because his motivation is self-display, not contribution.>Good posters read the “room”—they see whether people are trading ideas, jokes, images, or news. Cryokeen’s “look at me” posts ignore that context, which breaks the conversational rhythm. When every contribution is self-referential, it stalls collective creativity.>Cryokeen appears to post for attention and validation. His update about a bookstore trip and his mother doesn’t try to build a shared topic; it’s an “I-exist” signal.In other words, Cryokeen, stop making posts that announce the existence of Cryokeen, and instead read the room, partake in /ftl/ lore and culture, make worthy posts, etc.
>>23438003good babyface promo i think
>>23438014Our content is paywalled. Just like her content is.
>>23438003Rare clitty leaks WCreature is an ISLANDLESS HOE
>>23438030Did you clean the rope of cum off of your face?
girls from florida give me the ick
>>23438035Yes, thankfully none entered my mouth or eyes.
>>23438003Cryo island
>>23438037Take that back
>>23438003wn2b educating creature on all the wonderful things about cryo and healing our hearts through humor and friendship
>>23438030>bird-like selfhe’s more like a hamster or some other large rodent actually
>>23438003*_°
The oscillation from Cryo between "I'm going to change starting today" to posting his penis and while drunk is my favourite bit in these threads, he is what we like to call avant-garde
>>23437961do you think having a pair of jeans is some indication of being normal...
>>23438042Is he gonna be ok?
>>23438030respect cryo
>>23437945a sensitive young man surrounded by knowledge. setting this as my desktop, thanks kingno doubt you picked up that copy of camus's l'etranger by your head
What does SPLOOGE taste like do you guys think ?chαt?
>>23438039I thought you didn’t like dommy girls AIanon>>23438045Fucking cool as fuck
>>23438032she needs TTS
>>23438041she and binky are a-ok i guess
>>23437910
>>23438052this post made the /ftl/ room a brighter place
>>23438057I want free money in life too but I go to work like a normal person.
>>23438053it depends on the diet i think chαtbut most people say that it tastes salty chαt
>>23438049Yeah I think so. Lucky guy. Should probably be needing his skull cut open for brain swelling rn but creatures love protected him. Let’s focus on the healing powers of love ok?
>>23438052Knowledge is power! I honestly felt like a cleaner more optimistic person in that book store. It was like library's used to be. Quiet. People very respectful. People involved with the mind not all staring at screens
>>23438053>>23438066why are you talking to yourself about eating cum
>>23437945Probably not what you should have
>>23438030does this look like a man who could improve a room?
>>23438072do you have a free download link for this book
>>23438065not having inheritence or crypto savings is crazy L work i think
>>23438053nigga we all know you used to suck off your dealer don't pretend
>>23438071I think klaus has tasted his own cum just to see
>>23438056Dommy girls are hot until they get too haughty/arrogant, then they turn annoying and need to be ghosted/deleted. Submissive girls are better for longer-lasting, LEGACY establishing pursuits. Also, extroverts inherently are disloyal people. An introvert is the ideal candidate. ISFJ is a great personality type for a wife-candidate.
>>23438069>Yeah I think so. Lucky guy. Should probably be needing his skull cut open for brain swelling rn but creatures love protected him. Let’s focus on the healing powers of love ok?Thanks God. Thats crazy chat Agreed let's do love and Life chat
>>23438065wagie cope
so creature's bf is the clown who cut himself on a trash can like that episode of always sunny?
>>23437994no, u are the one who believes only gay men have gaydar
>>23437837
>>23438075this looks like a man that improves a room with his presence
Sweet, another Cryo, Klauser and Benny episode
>>23438060
>>23438091what does your cum taste like?
>>23438076The audiobook is free on audiobook bay.I got everything gene wolfe ever had recorded on a big download from there.Ebook should be easy to find if thats what you are after
>>23438101*you're
>>23438042that was a good effort from terror
>>23438107TJ wanted 2 b hurt during this , masochist TJ was a good arc
>>23438103yeah i dont want audiobook
>walks in the middle of a rape>leaveswtf was his problem?
>>23438107why does he move like its qwop
>>23438003plzzz dnt compare fishtank ppl
Claire has hand, foot, and mouth disease
Claire is 6'7"
>>23438110
@angie
>>23438086he felted himself chαt
>>234381186 7
>>23438112
>>23438118And 150 stone
It's windy
>>23438112what would you have done in that situation chαt?
>>23438125insane that this actually happened
>>23438065I think that she just finds it more boring if people only talk to her in chat
>>23438129I went from seattle to victoria and victoria to vancouver by ferry
>>23438080Yeah I never really understand the dominant female fetish chαt it seems kind of lame to me chαt
>>23438138its a braindead zoomer thing
Kei truck Taylor Remember that what happened there, how about Miata Abi huh whats that?
>>23438129>>23438127>>23438094This continue being "look at me, I exist" posts rather than "I am cleaning our room" posts. Do better, Cryokeen.
>>23438139many such cases
>>23438137what movie did you see?
>>23438141all car people get tired of it pretty quickly, sam has also stopped caring for the most part
>>23438149yeah i suppose so
>>23438066Oh okay that makes sense chαt>>23438071I'm just wondering chαt>>23438078Nah but a couple of them asked me if I they could fuck my gf in exchange for drugs lol chαt>>23438079I don't think Klaus has done that chαt
>>23438147None, the only time I ever went to the movie theaters outside of where I live is Kaneohe Hawaii and Independence/Kansas City Missouri
>>23438137Sweet! Boats/Ferries are pretty fucking cool.Look at the swells today chat!
>>23438116>>23438118
>>23438141It’s kind of like how like how guys will pretend to be interested in girl shit to flirt with them or make their gfs feel appreciated
>>23438162kei trucks isnt guy shit
>>23438149girls just like how they look I don’t think they realize how badly 90s shitboxes drive by normie standards
>>23438141I think her bf took Abi's Miata away from her when she cheated on him with Jet chαt it was probably in his name or something chαt
>>23438170I feel like a lot of people have a car phase that doesnt last that long, its kind of inevitable
>>23438119
I wish Jet was still Sam's right hand man instead of Chris Lunch. Think of all the father-son gaming kino we missed out on.
my EX-GF car was in my name because she got a DUI and didn't want to have to pay for the s22 insurance or whatever after she got her license back I think chαt
>>23438166It’s quirky guy shit
>>23438138Idk if it’s lamer than this lol chαt or Sam’s cringe af alpha schtick chαt>>23438155>I don't think Klaus has done that chαtI’ll take your word for it chαt
>>23438176yeah you have to be truly obsessed to put up with car shit it’s not really a hobby you can maintain casually at least with older cars
Talking about s2 is more of a time machine than Josie at least Josie is still putting out content no one from s2 is even relevant anymore
>>23438170yeah some of them still handle well if they were properly maintained without a shit ton of miles chαt but the main problem with older 4 cylinders is that they're a lot slower than modern economy cars chαt my ex used to drive an old CRV and the acceleration was ass mostly unless you floored the gas pedal chαt
>>23438198total S3 victory
>>23438198season 2 advanced the culture and had the biggest impact
>>23438174The first tummy wagon. I mourn for ogres heroes betraying his trust. Where have all the heroes gone?
>>23438198TRVTH NVKE>>23438209FALSE NVKE
>>23438198>>23438203fax
>>23438125>>23438134>was too retarded to realize anything wrong was happening got fired for no reasonsodaKWAB
Everybody love everybody No more season wars
>>23438224he just wanted to write lore. he doesn't understand "sex" and "drugs"
soda whoever that is redeemed himself when he leaked some boring discord rp session to be fair he really stuck it to the man i think
Everybody kove every bodyNo more sex wars
>>23438217sheeeesh
>>23438226we're getting a new saga next week
>>23438228nigga he was a heroin addict
>>23438231Okay yay <3
>>23438203I hate when that happens!
>>23438235saga of what
>>23438242to the intermission
>>23438242nontent i think
>>23438236he's a simple yokel ghoul from the countryside that just wants to pen his vampyre histories he dreamt up while frolicking in the cotton fields of his homeland as a boy. he didn't want to hurt nobodythe wiggers used up his delicate artist soul. expect him to fucking kill himself soon
I get you sodaman
$4.99 a month makes sure that no Cryokeen goes hungry tonight in America. You can make a difference chat.
>>23438236sodaman was a heroin addict?
>>23438238tell me about it
>>23438259
>>23438203S3 keeps winning chαt>>23438214Abi is so hot chαt if I was allo I'd probably want to SPLOOGE on that T-wagon chαt>>23438230lol chαt>>23438236Do you guys have that pic of him with Betty chαt I can't find it anymore chαt
>>23438259I think AI is only used to low IQ people... Every time I see it its used for the dumbest shit ever
>>23437790>- Sam and Chris Lynch's video game CRAP has begun! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOCr8RSzhSs [Embed]why is this audio so bad
>>23438259Dear God I knew s2 was dark but I musta missed a day
is theo von okay?
>>23438255>>23438257He looks like one chαt
>>23438304no
Test
I don't think leaks likes THE RAT KING chαt
>>23438305wtf i think i know that chick. where was this taken?
>>23438309>cutting scarsyep, that's a biological woman
>>23438309new gimmick dropped?
>>23438309is that your girl chαt
>>23438309Ur hot chat
Is it bad to get drunk once a month? I think I’m gonna start doing that. Previously just like once a year drinker. But I found this boxed wine in my closet drank it and I’m listening to beautiful string quartets watching the sunset. Isn’t this my birth right as a white man or something?
>>23438322Sure its fine, a doctor would probably disagree but its fine. just because i said
>>23438322theoretically fine but alcoholics have a problem with moderation i think
>>23438316well of course lad>>23438317>>23438314Id die for her
>>23438316he's spent years trying to get over to no avail. it was time for a change. the mexican troon arc starts now
>>23438322never mind i thought you were cryoyeah get shitfaced
>>23438322It's okay as long as you're not giving yourself alcohol poisoning or drinking a 12 pack every night like C*** is probably chαt when I was in the hospital one time there was an alcoholic and his livers were shot chαt he couldn't even make it to the bathroom without shitting pissing himself chαt they were like yeah you need a liver transplant but first you have to quit drinking and he was like idk if I can do that chαt and the doctor was like okay you're probably gonna die then chαt
>>23438336im supposed to be her advocate and protector
>>23438339That guy is probably dead by now chαt I guess when the EMTs found him he was passed out in a pool of his shit and piss on the floor chαt
>>23438339I met someone dying from failing liver and he was the same way, and the scariest part is how quickly he became that person. It happened like overnight.I met that guy while in the hospital after my adult circumcision that went wrong and almost resulted in having a large amount of my penis be removed. It was traumatic but I've come to terms with losing any possibility of having a sex life and becoming asexual.
I like em crazy
>>23438350I think you need to show ur botched penis to the class
>>23438350Are you lying
Imma go for a light jog, please stop having fun for about an hour please
>>23438363you're just going to leave rose with no one to advocate for and protect her?
>>23438357
>>23438350why did you need an adult circumcision chαt that sounds super painful chαt
>>23438357>>23438358If I were going to show it to anyone I'd have to start an OF or something because it could be like a marketing strategy
Another racist nigga POPPED
>>23438330Yeah I get that. I think making it once a month might make it a lot more enjoyable for me. Once a year was too rare. Never been a frequent drinker in my life. Once a month perfect frequency I think >>23438338Appreciate the advice >>23438339I like just enough that everything feels beautiful and my heart is full love. Nowhere near black out. Did that for my birthday last month. Drove up to the mountains and passed out last memory barfing with my car door open. Never again. Goodbye to alcohol until November’s full moon
>>23438373yea that trash bin really did him in innit
>>23438370>>23438372waltuh, take your mutilated dick out waltuh
>>23438372Ur probably trolling but if that actually happened im sorry i love you
>>23438331How does a Mexican find out about an obscure British e-girl?
>>23437945Dostoevsky's The Idiot?
>>23438388divine intervention, they're meant to be together
The threads are way more active whenever Angie streams.. She is the beating heart of /ftl/..
>>23438395we're just waiting for roseknight to come back from his jog i think
>>23438395Angie is a good woman
>>23438395TRVKE
>>23438395>>23438396>>23438398>>23438400u guys can't even support her financially
>>23438403roseknight is a guy i think
>>518584046we're all here btw
>>23438403Angie appreciates people being nice to her too, I don’t need to send her a penny
>>23438406
>>23438406>>>/pol/518584046epic failed
>>23438408that video of her telling the guy messaging her 2 pay her says otherwise
>>23438411that guy was being rude
>>23438408>appreciates people being nice to her toolol, lmao even
>>23438411fairly certain that guy just jerks off to that stuff
we're close to the image limit i think
we're all here btw
>>23438406>>23438410Based Zach Ideas thread chαt
>>23438422>>23438423>>23438424anyone feel like baking chαt?
>>23438436Klausbake
Baking is for transgendersWe need a transgenger stat!
I think cousin klaus is going to have to bake chat
>>23438440we need a klausbake chαt>>23438441I was gonna bake but now I'm afraid of being called transgendered chαt
Klaus bakes are always the most peaceful ones
>>23438444We are all counting on you. I promise youre not trans ok?
>>23438436i could go for a klausbake right now i think>>23438443i think so too chat
>>23438450>>23438450>>23438450new
>>23438447>>23438448>>23438449okay I made a rip thread chαt
>>23438453Good job chat
