Retard edition>/ftl/ NEWS:-- Nina is going to India with Sam Pepper! https://x.com/FlaccidOpinions/status/1977124306317611479-- Seth and Aryeh went to Scuffed Realtor Live... I hope Nick took a SHIT into their mouths! https://x.com/Lickuidbrain/status/1977166900561072212-- Fishtank is hiring 3D modellers, animators and editors! https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1o377h3/fishtank_is_hiring/-- Damiel finna IRL stream! https://x.com/DamielBernaldo/status/1977156267149078980-- Sam and Chris Lynch's video game CRAP has begun! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOCr8RSzhSs -- Season 3 house is now officially for SALE (1.4M) https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-Green-St-Wrentham-MA-02093/57523297_zpid/-- John can't reach double-digit views on the famously botted Kick.com! Kek, what a KWAB!>Watch here:https://ppvs.su/fthttps://gofile.io/d/jWk3Rthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious: >>23441599
>>23442136Taylor is actually one of the smartest fishgirls I think chαt she always wins chαt
>Nina is going to India with Sam Pepperthe offseason is saved!
>>23442144cute wittle dork
>>23442144Claire got a big ass head. You think it's full knowledge or secrets?
>>23442152nah, just taylor swift lyrics and harry potter
>>23442151truuu
>>23442147>Cole jumpscare
>>23442151U serious bro?
>>23442147mormon father taking his kids to get chep gas stop boozewholesome
Do NOT simp for Claire unless you want to see my lunch
>>23442160mormons don't drink dude
>>23442163thank you for correcting that 100% serious post, together we can stop the spread of misinformation #occupydemocrats
>>23442161what did you have for lunch?i had a hotdog with chili on it
>>23442163i find this plausible.your body is made 70% of water. i don't think they would be able to survive let alone function if they didn't drink
>>23442147In her drunken ramblings, did we ever get a coherent explanation for why she suddenly turned on VGR?
>>23442158philistine, you wouldn't get it
>>23442168gave her the ick by not raping her
>>23442167they do drink other things
>>23442165#seesomethingsaysomething
>>23442171It was this maybe chαt if you're on a date with a girl and she gets super drunk she probably wants you to make a move I think chαt
>>23442168she met him in person and realized he's not actually vincent gallo avatar fagging is basically grooming, works on retards like claire
>>23442144claire is oddly small
>>23442151>>23442156for me it's the ill fitting phone case because it's meant for a different iphone
>>23442179she's the shortest sister in her family despite being the oldest(?) I think chαt
claire do you buy children's clothes? fr
>>23442178faxi sometimes see kLaus as the sexy women he posts, but he's not
>>23442176evil angie
>>23442176her face is literally melting off how do people simp for this
>>23442187i don't think we'll ever fully understand
>>23442176looks down syndrome being brown literally saved her
>>23442165That faggot things hes so much better than everyone else.I can smell the pretentiousness off his gay ass posts
>>23442191i'm better than you specifically
>>23442179yeah and that's hawt >>23442180it's the little things
>>23442185U ever start crushin on him then remember?
>>23442187because she's not hot enough to be unattainable to the average fishtank viewer
>>23442187/ftl/ has extremely low standards I've noticed chαt
>>23442197nah, kLaus usually tends towards girls with weird faces
>>23442199meant for >>23442196:/
>>23442199ya ugly girls are easier to manipulate and that's what he relies on
>>23442199nothing wrong with a weird face every now and then I think chαt
>>23442195take me back
My /ftl/ crush is in this very thread.They speak in a very familiar way to me.
>>23442201kLaus is asexual i think
>>23442136How is Taylor blowing hundreds of dollars on slot machines and going away empty handed profitable for slot machine marketing companies?
>>23442200>>23442199>>23442203Her <3
>>23442201is this true chαt? is Klaus one of those manipulative type guys chαt?
>>23442203we love a good dogfaced slut
>>23442168He’s crypto rich and homeschooled. Major ick for most girls Also he had his aunt drive them around.
klaus is asexual... a sexual predator that is! (rapist)
>>23442209you're gonna trigger his agp again and he will start vpn larping as drool
>>23442206that's true I think chαt>>23442209lol chαt is this that "klussy" person I always hear about chαt?
>>23442213>he's rich>major ick for girlslol
>>23442214>loves claire>hates on klausLooks like it's another Benleaks sockpuppet. Benleaks, where's your "I'm totally an AI programmer and here's my bullshit technobabble and fake edited images" sockpuppets? Those at least are more fun to destroy than this creep.
>>23442205are you crushing on a guy
>>23442213wait you're not supposed to bring your aunt with you on a 3rd wheel to all your first dates chαt? I've been doing it all wrong I think chαt>>23442214He's too ace to rape I think chαt
>>23442180Fug that’s a hot fucking widdle dork detail
>>23442209this works way better than it should maybe klaus should consider transitioning chαt
>>23442223as a 3rd wheel I mean chαt
>>23442222No, she's a beautiful girl typing with cute girl hands
>>23442205Gush about her>>23442218That must be that “klussy” that one guy talks about chαt, she’s pretty beautiful chαt maybe he’s mad he got rejected
>>23442227what race is she
>>23442227i'm flattered :)
Double Onandra btw
women with tattoos are so fucking ugly
>>23442227this could be a good ftl arc im already invested
>>23442208It's a form of advertising I think chαt they probably pay her depending on how many views she gets per video maybe chαt >>23442228Maybe so chαt
>>23442229>>23442228I've already said too much... but you should know she's perfect.
>>23442147Guy on the left looks like Pizzaguy
>>23442232it's whatever not ideal chαt
>>23442231Who is 2Onandra_?
mints<3
>>23442237no he doesn't
>>23442194Nu uh
>>23442236Cute I love love and romance and gushing and crushes and courtship and simping
>>23442243yeah huh
>>23442236ooo I think I know if ur the same person who made an alluding post a day or 2 ago
>>23442221You're getting good at busting the leaks now I think chαt>>23442231
finna order a uber is taraswrld codeddouble entendre btw
>>23442247Spill the tea sis
>>23442246You cant even recite botns by memory
There was a girl in here earlier I think maybe chαt
>>23442244>smaack taking you to a late night dsa meeting>making witty and creative protest poster with smaack>shielding smaack from rubber bullets and tear gas
white whores when they say finna
I hate being busted
you're welcome mints
>>23442342What jokes did he tell?
>>23442254books are for fags
>>23442344#ripcharliekirk
>>23442347>books are for fags
>>23442342what's ur favorite mints bits
>>23442353When freddy beat him into submission and turned the beef bell into the beer bell then threw a beer can at him
>>23442351that's not actually meit's just an inside joke that i have with my fans
>>23442353wearing all black to hide his fatness
>>23442353me personally?gotta be the cake bit
>>23442208they're being promoted as a cool fun thing that girls like taylor and hannah are into so maybe you should play them as well if you wanna be a cool fun guy
>>23442355it's a hoagiecord thing outsiders wouldn't get it
>>23442344he does this good bit where he acts like a butthurt faggothe's really committed to it too
>>23442360they don't get it
>>23442355I think you should listen to it.It might make you less nontent if you gave me someone to discuss it with. It has nearly infinite things to ponder and think about but i guess you dont do much thinking beyond posting cole or MY connor cap
Damiel Bernaldo is LIVE on Kick.com!https://kick.com/therealdamiel
Damiel is talking about how he hates the movie Training Day
>>23442365is this /ftl/'s favorite book or something chαt I see it posted here a lot chαt
>>23442370it's a season 1 thread bit
I love big boobs
damiel and mintsstarpower thread
>>23442367bummy buster really testing my loyalty lately
>>23442365need to finish brother's karamazov first
>>23442379You ever read The House of the Dead?
>>23442380no, but i want to read all of dostoevsky's work at some point
>>23442372yeah I remember it being posted after season 2 as well I think chαt
>>23442372Hey thank for remembering my annoyance. I worked hard on that.>>23442370Its just fun to discuss. Its kind of like the book form of twin peaks where theres a lot open to interpretation but not in a gay way, like there is a designed meaning>>23442379Im almost done with my Fractured Europe series would you recommend this? Give me pizza's top picks
>>23442151Can I get a Steal Her Look breakdown?
>>23442384yeah i'd recommendi don't read enough to have top picks bc it's for fags
>>23442385impossible, all bespoke pieces tailored just for her from dorky wine aunt store
>>23442383sam also described it to charls on the podcast
>>23442374boobs are pretty cool chαt
>>23442396that's interesting chαt I didn't know it was canyon to the MDE-EU chαt
>>23442402i think sam only reads sci-fi
>>23442392I wasn't able to get my milk delivered that day because Claire ran over my milkman I think chαt
did we figure out why claire was at the beach chat like was it another gooncation chat
>>23442408she can and should do whatever she wants all the time
>>23442405I was like that for a while too chαt my favorite books were probably DUNE 1-4 maybe chαt this was the paperback I had it was pretty cool chαt
>>23442387I get like 4-5 of audiobook done a day so i plow through series.
>>23442176angie simps don’t even care enough to spare $30 for her lol chαt
>>23442205Are you the Shadi canook twink?
>>23442408When was that chαt
>>23442405He's really into Phillip K. Dick
>>23442410Its so sad what frank's son did to dune. He retcons the very end of chapterhouse almost immediately
>>234424114-5 Hours*Fuck
>>23442408what beach chαt?
>>23442411i don't really like to listen to anything when i'm workingi never got into sci-fi because i grew up catholic, so my parents never bought cool books
>>23442412It's because they're all broke like Jin I think chαt
>>23442421>>23442410i keep fumbling (you)s today
>>23442408She was enjoying LA after accepting Van's RETARD hat. Expect to see her on ADL2.
>>23442417yeah my brother told me those Brian Herbert books weren't as good so I never read them chαt
>>23442422true chαt its like they dont even care enough about her to get a job chαtthey need to be sending chαt
>>23442428angie's disdain for her broke simps is pretty funny
ensire
>>23442425that makes sense chat i hope she got the iconic cleh glasses too chat
>>23442428Jin still thinks he can win Angie over by posting her pictures in these threads with other simps and be sending her 2-3 sentence DMs once a week maybe chαt
>>23442431Live Jin reaction chαt
>>23442435jin is patiently waiting for her reality to set in
>>23442435and by I mean chαt
>>23442422I have money I just don't feel like doing it rn
la la la la la la la la la la
>>23442421I got really into fantasy reading wheel of time but i wouldnt recommend those to anyone after ive read a lot more.Honeslty no idea why that series is so popular
>>23442442
>>23442444>Originally planned as a trilogy, The Wheel of Time came to span 14 volumes, in addition to a prequel novel and three companion books.jeez louise!
>>23442443>Ellie once everyone knows about her and Jet
Gigis fault
i would forgive her if she apologized
@angie
Kick has jumped the shark. Every little bug and their friend desperate for the mythical KCIP free money.
also the sequel to ENDERS GAME was pretty good too I thought chαt
>>23442435jin is the biggest loser ever chαt he has direct access to angie yet he spends all day posting her screenshots instead of making a move on her chαt
>>23442457Eddie is a billionaire chαt the money is real chαt
>>23442459What move should he make? "Hey I'm broke come live with me in Japan."
>>23442462kino
chris lynch update
ai companies are going hard on college football adsthe boomers are under attack
>>23442465its over
the diary of chris lynchchapter one: blood in the water
>>23442465even chris lynch gonna snake jet and ben from the back.. none of these wiggers loyal
>>23442459>>23442462he had a job before s4 I think chαt but instead of saving up money he spent it all on massage parlor handjobs and pachinko machines apparently chαt
the diary of chris lunchchapter two: food in the fridge
look at these hellscape chαt endless rows of nontent chαt
>>23442470chris lunch has been catching strays non-stop from fishtankwanting to distance himself makes sense
>>23442475look at this I mean chαt
>>23442462he should at least invite her to stream with him or something chαtanything’s better than just posting her screenshots chαt
>>23442457The fall of kick and the deluge of e girl tears that follow will be awesome sauce kino
>>23442465Fishtank is dead
>>23442465Chris knows jet is volatile.Nobody give a fuck if he goons and sends $100 but when hes with jet the whole world want him dead
>>23442477he got caught friending high schoolers on facebook
>>23442462Brutal, but at least Binx was nice about it
>>23442462TJ has more courage than Jin 4 even trying this btw
>>23442483ah, ok
>>23442471>>23442475according to jin pachinko machines are more important than angie chαtand that says it all chαt
>>23442465Chris lynch gave me $100
>>23442467>boomers are under attack they'll win I think chαt boomers are invincible chαt COVID was designed specifically to felt them but they persevered chαt
>>23442483And thats only because people are looking into jet
>>23442484TJ was too quick to jerk his arm away. We don't know what Binx was going to do after touching it!
>>23442480Crypto tanking would almost be worth it just to see the e-girl industry burst into flames.
>>23442465An item? What does this nigga think "item" means
chris lynchs friend sent me $500 and i bought a big enchilada
>>23442489The cockroach of the generations
I respect boomers more than millennials
>>23442492What else could he have done? How do you trick a sleeping girl into thinking it was her idea to cuddle fuck?
>>23442489covid really was a failed attempt to shrink the boomersmy mom caught it like 6 times lmao, she even got it again last week
>>23442465the fall of fishtank
>>23442485TJ has decent rizz maybe chαt he just needs to stop trying to get with fishgirls or girls on a livestream I think chαt it makes it 100 times more awkward that way probably chαt
>>23442501Covid nearly felted a girl i work with. She was hospitalized and has been out for over a week.KWAB
>>23442504real ones have never gotten it once
>>23442485jins idea of making a move is getting spit on and humiliated chαt
>>23442451to be fair I cant even imagine the relationship they have>your mom is a meth whore who you had to fight for guardianship of your younger sister that you then half raised and shes simultaneously a peer and sister while youre going through marriage divorce and another marriage"Im going to go on an internet reality tv show to get clout""yeah whatever"
>>23442504She fat?Literally only people who got felted were the giga obese or death bed elderly that were gonna die in a year or two no matter what
>>23442495It's those things that give u exp on the fishtank site. Chris's face was one of them
>>23442504it probably turned into pneumonia or something maybe chαt
>>23442507jin and dirench would've been a good dynamic had s4 not crashed and burned
>>23442510>exp>on the fishtank site
>>23442507are you obsessed with jin chat?
>>23442504COVID-19 was the worst sickness I've ever gotten. Was before the vaccines came out that I got it, September 2020. Imagine not getting the vaccine in 2025...
>>23442512it wld b better if he was anonymously simping 4 direnc
>>23442509She got a super rare cancer or something so her immune system is fucked as is.
>>23442514It's stupid yeah, but it's a thing
>>23442507We were robbed of 4 weeks in the season 1 house. What do you think the big week 2 twist was supposed to be besides the show getting shut down and Sam and Jet going to jail? Also, they need to quit being paranoid and kicking everyone off the show. The next poster they hang on the wall should say Marky Thompson, they need to get over it.
>>23442503he should have tried but he wasn't smooth there
>>23442519Ive got it twice and both times it made my skin hurt for 2 weeks, it is like nothing ive ever had, it sucks.
>>23442522I don't have a problem with it but you can never actually gain exp on the website for less than 30 minutes before it gets taken away
>>23442520do u actually like her or is it just because of the ciggie on cock self harm kink
>>23442506Got something fucking bad Christmas 2019 as a UPS delivery nigger. Legit thought I was gonna die one day. Heart had a throbbing pain. Took a month to get 100% again. Never got it again. Jew Fail
>>23442507>>23442512Dirench was one of the girls that said he smelled bad I think chαt
>>23442520that would be funshe only gets the occasional novelty post now
>>23442495He's in a "self-love" relationship with himself. Or was, apparently.
>>23442524>paranoid and kicking everyone off the showThey are terrified of the fans realizing they can easily disrespect the wiggers. They need to show only complete obedience so the cultists dont ever revolt
>>23442528>>23442530dirench was the best woman of s4 and it's not even close
>>23442528I think Benleaks has liked Direnc from the beginning iirc
>>23442528I was always team direnc
>>23442524It was supposed to be BG2 I think chαt
>>23442535She was the only 1 with a personality. Angie is just annoying, ellie is a wallflower and rachel is forced nontent
>>23442539rachel is content
She's a good whore
>>23442512thats true chαt dirench didn’t like jin at all and used him as a punching bag chαt
>>23442535She was insufferable and freaked out over minor infractions, escalated way too hard over small things, and you just knew if you ever tried dating her she would blow up on you for leaving a coat on a chair rather than hang it up and wouldn't talk to you for days. She got better post-season in her ftl chat messages and her occasional stream, but I'd rank Angie above her, and I find Angie to be pretty mid and annoying.
>>23442517i dont think so chαt what makes you say that chαt?
>>23442527The wiggers thought it'd be funny if paypigs could nuke ur exp every day for some reason
Dirench kind of reminds me GOOCHEESE a bit chαt
>>23442533That's so insecure, though. They have them trapped in a house and can't think of any escalating punishments besides kicking the limited amount of people off the show? It makes it seem like they really are raping people in the basement or something.
>>23442544>you just knew if you ever tried dating herNigger no one is asking you to date her you simpbrained loser.
>>23442544OMG SHUT UP
>>23442539faxshe was so stubborn and hardheaded she mogged ebveryone
>>23442550I'm saying for the sake of all the people who tried to date her and realized what a horror she is, that she sucks. I'm standing up for her victims.
>>23442544why is gay nigger aids talking about women in the first place?
>>23442552>she was so stubborn and hardheaded she mogged ebveryoneshe said she was doing it on purpose when she was alone in her room, she was never actually bothered by anything
>>23442549>It makes it seem like they really are raping people in the basement or something.Duh. Thats why sam is so adamant of no female nudity. He wanted there to be no incling of anything skechy happening
>>23442542jin and freddy didn't take it personally like many of the fags itt, so they kept coming back for more
>>23442554I don't know why, why did you throw in your two cents? jajjaja hueuhehue hahahaha lmao
>>23442530thats because jin doesnt know how to use a toilet chαt and he didnt wipe properly after taking a shit chαt
>>23442553All the people posting in the gay guy general trying to date drench.Do you have any idea how insane you sound?
>>23442517i don't think it's an obsession chαt it's just that Jin is the only fish always here name flagging so it's relevant to the thread chαt
>>23442530Direnc is a bitch.
>>23442549bc they are
>>23442556the document said all contestant interactions with prod had to be filmed going into season 3, obviously bullshit
Jin would've been good in the superbed and maybe a better poster if he stayed all 15(?) days
>>23442559he should have asked Jet or the girls to help show him how to use the toilet paper maybe chαt that would have been a good bit I think chαt
>>23442545you talk about him a lot chat
>>23442560I have no idea what your first sentence is trying to convey. Do better at making clear your posts. If the audience cannot understand your post, then you failed as the postmaker. Only with the help of the AI Council was I able to understand. See attached.To respond: not talking about pizzaguy and benleaks. I'm talking about standing up to her victims in prior relationships, the guys who obviously don't post in /ftl/.
>>23442570of course you hate direnc.
>>23442568thats true chαt but jin doesnt care if his poopy butt stinks up the room chαthe's a very selfish person i think chαt>>23442569what else is there to talk about chαt?
>>23442572Mr. Leaks, you create sockpuppets in an attempt to destroy and bring ruination upon /ftl/, and attack the Klaus Alliance. Your attempts all fail. Of course you like Direnc, the leader of the most wicked Fishtank.live alliance that ever existed.
>>23442566he's too new to the threads to be a good poster I think chαt we never had a Japanese flag before so it's unclear if he's seen anything from fishtank besides bits and pieces that went viral from season 3 maybe chαt
ALEXIS, PAYTON, JARON > THE DIRENC/ELLIE + RETARD ALLIANCE
@claire
we don't fuck around about dirench itt
>>23442575>the Klaus Alliance
>>23442578oh fuck.... laron, not jaron.... someone undoubtedly will try to attack me for this simple mistake, and his name rhymes with Meek...
>>23442580goosmus must have told them all about fishtank I guess chαt
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760237216189236.mp4
what jubilee video topic would claire get casted for?
>>23442575Angie deserved it
>>23442583HISNAME IS LIL'SNEED
>>23442588One Dog vs. 20 Hasan Pikers
>>23442589
leaks the MEEK
>>23442586>10 pounds of pasta
>>23442589i was cackling
hehehe
>>23442599
>>23442591>well in other news..
wtf is this shit..
>>23442566Blew his power level on the 2nd day. Such poor form. Going all Marky r9k would have have been a hell of a lot funnier two weeks in
>>23442151she looks cool here
Bummy tvths 101https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760069663856238.mp4
>>23442605
>>23442608It was an accident :(
>>23442594And look at all the miracles God did through Moses. Almost as if "the pride of life" gets in the way.
>>23442610What do you inhale to make your voice lower?
>>23442602hi pizzagay <3
>>23442605some g4 shit I think chαt
why didn't 10 pounds of pasta posting catch on
>>23442615yo
>>23442611You should kill yourself as soon as possible.
>>23442617Damn is so weak for someone that claims to work out
>>23442615ellie doesnt look like that anymore chαt
>>23442599>>23442622against the rules
>>23442619you get it
>>23442624she shanged her hair, which means she's in a new chapter
>>23442624Based norafawn poster chαt
>>23442629we love norafawn chαt
>>23442625I forgot about that rule chαt my bad chαt
>>23442610Unironically is he lowkey the coolest wigger member
how does norafawn do it
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
>>23442634she's just talented i think chαt
>>23442636
i want to be the little girl
>>23442620is that actually ur mugshot
Benleaks just admitted he's trans
>>23442633What does he even do for Sam anyways? Do they keep him around so they can bust his bummy?
deleting posts so they seem more sincere is a classic bit
>>23442644I thought this was known
>>23442643no, it's someone trying to frame me
>>23442646He got molested by Jet
benleaks should upload pics of himself in cute frilly dresses to fight his dysphoria me thinks
>>23442646he's a silly guy
>>23442646>Do they keep him around so they can bust his bummy?isn't that pretty much his whole thing
>>23442639>>23442642What did the post say chαt
Angies face says a lot here
>>23442645i bet the s3 house was real drafty
>>23442655Benleaks said "don't post [random whore], it makes me dysphoric"
>>23442644our theory is that his dad molested him and that's why he's not around anymore I think chαt
>>23442653jin got bitched here i think chαt>>23442655norafawn made leaks feel dysphoric chαt
>>23442614Nitrous... you know, the gas we keep saying jet is always huffing.>>23442610Fax.
>>23442658lol chαt
>>23442655don't worry about it
>>23442636do u look like that
Benleaks was just doing a bit hes notna real tranny
>>23442661lol that's funny chαt
Someone else has to bake I have 3 threads up still
>>23442656I like when she says Jin smells during this moment, very cute
Someone please beat benleaks to the punch
explains why he hates seeing pics of binx
>>23442669Let it die
>>23442656The Ellie hug was worse
>>23442658How can we help benleaks cope with his dysphoria? I think he should try getting a job desu
What did Benleaks mean by this
>>23442665leaks is a zesty punjabi I think chαt>>23442666Only because his mom will beat his ass if he tries to transition probably chαt
>>23442674LOL
>>23442669>>23442671i'm not fond of baking
>>23442657yeah
new >>23442681
>>23442656>>23442674lol they were trying to escape the stinky Jin butt smell I think chαt
>>23442150yup
>>23442199all the girls he posts are hot
>>23442480>>23442494theres barely any women streamers on kick
>>23442674kek
>>23442619Goosmus is a little too far detached from our kind of content to have staying power. Butter oatmeal chip cookies should have caught on.
>>23442611I love women so muchwouldnt it be great if you could find a woman that loved you?
>>23442674>you know ellie, I'm not a horrible human being>oh ok>fucks jet laterI would be a little bit insulted
