I came up with a new addiction that's better than benzos:rustling up bugs and putting them in mah jars.these guys are easy to breed into a nice little infestation off of an indoor compost heap.What's harder is catching them. They're spry, but you can snatch them up quick while they're distracted and stick in the jar.Does it pass the time? yes.Have I mentally regressed to a 5-year-old? maybe.
that was from yesterday. this is today's "harvest" (I don't have any real use for them just put them outside)
Take things further, buganon.Catch roaches. Throw in some egg crate cardboard, or anything really, something to nest in. Drop food every day.Once you've got a real good colony, use it like a molotov cocktail. Except, instead of flaming liquid, it's critters!
>>23457354I don't really have them in my region. but that's a really good idea I could adapt to centipedes.what a mess that would make. I would even include dirt for a stronger psychological impact
moar bugs 4 da bug god (~￣▽￣)~
>>23457649I must of ganked about a 100 score of them this morning. as my skills improve, so do their tactics. it's a constant balancing act of ever increasing intensity.but right now I got the bugs playing catch-up
>>23457354can you help me figure out how to get them inside a balloon
>>23457783try to use a condom. they are pretty flexible, so it should be possible to just stretch it over the jar. use compressed air to inflate it a bit so they fly into the condom.
>>23458148just like pic related. once most of the insects are in the condom, you can get it off the jar and knot it like a regular balloon. enjoy your vermin bomb
>>23458176decent idea with the condom. It's very enticing with how thoughtfully you put together your explanation.it's condom-rific if I do say so myself.The durability of the condom I was a little worried was going to make it less like a bomb and more like a stretchy terrarium.So probably the best course of action would be to leave the whole apparatus in place, hiding it at ground zero. Then with a long hose I could inflate it to the condom's limit for an epic pop and bugswarm
>>23457783Stick them in your urethra and cum them into it?
>>23458632yeah, great. I'll blow air into the condoms and cum in the balloons. About time I Switchied things up for a change.how about like... a funnel??
>>23458641You need bait for the bugs to enter the condom. Perhaps, cum in the condom?
>>23457781>mustDo you have frogs?
>>23458176so I tried this at the office today and ran into a couple of snags.went to lunch early and when I got back i crouched behind the dividing wall that separates off the area where Cheryl and I work. Cheryl's eating her lunch at her desk and talking to Mike so she's fully distracted. I slide the jar around the corner very slowly with my breath held and they didn't notice.then I put the tube in my mouth and started blowing.Like a meditation, slow deep breaths in and out.For like 3 minutes and I start getting light headed. And as soon as I think,>man that condom must be getting hugeI hear:>oh my god what is that?>Mike look behind you!I know the plan is fucked but I give it a last few blows as mike comes around the corner.Predictably, he wants to know what this is all about.i take the tube out of my mouth to explain and it's like a fire hose of compressed air and bugs going down my throat.i had to throw up not because I was grossed out but because all the little insect bodies were tickling me in unbelievable places.And the lingering taste of chemicals from the foam sealant (I used to make the rim airtight without compressing the tube)
what about jugbarring
>>23462631it's pretty hash-taggable I love it
>>23461055they like fruit
>>23462380Sorry, anon. This thread was good but you put no effort into building up to this outcome.
>>23464570it's ok. I'm learning
