to be eaten upon the conclusion of the thread
>>23463907so what you're saying is, if i can find a way to indefinitely delay the conclusion of the thread, i can save the filling of that there delicacy
>>23463919I think that's the implication.
>>23463923it's kinda like prion diseasesthey grow exponentially after the initial infection, but it takes like fifteen years for any harmful symptoms to appeara cure wouldn't even need to get rid of the prions (seemingly almost indestructible, they can survive autoclaves iirc), it would just need to slow down the progress of an infection by like 5x, and the host would die of natural causes before it ever became a problem
>>23463935Do you think bant is up to the task?
>>23463919>>23463923no. his end cannot be prevented. even though there is an element of chance, his fate remains fixed.
>>23464089>dey be puttin prions in the wildlife and petsInapropriate but would be a pretty funny solution to the issue of pet and wildlife buchery.
>>23463919delaying the inevitable it is better to be eaten now while it is warm
>>23463907t. Jackie Chang
Are you gonna at least cook him first or just take a bite out of his living face?He’s so cute I’m sure he could bring you mice instead, and over time you’d have more mouse meat than you would get from his carcass.Food for thought.
>>23464242it is not i who will eat him.
>>23464287You’ll feed him to a python? Or a tegu??Why are you doing this who hurt you imagine getting eaten alive have a heart spare the kitty use a stray dog instead they don’t feel pain the same way and they are used to getting eaten, not as munch cats.
>>23464875a customer
keeping this thread alive until stirby wakes up
>>23465915this one doesn't fit the tranimal roleplay template you retarded fucking nigger
do not redeem the kot nigger
>>23466866whats your criteria for hating an animal thread?
>>23467075he hates all animals which is why he likes this thread because he wants the cat to be eaten and therefore dead
>>23467075it has to follow one of the retarded braindead nigger templates which are:>.>he [will/is/has] x>[...] look>look at him go>they [will/are/have] x>please watch this/look at this video/gif>[...] *imothy>>23467266you are a braindead fucking nigger and you should end your fucking life. you are the one who hates animals, i have a cat and i love him you absolute moron
>>23467395this is the same as>im not racist i have a black friend
>>23467463you have no proof for that claim you useless fucking waste of oxygen. everyone knows its you and your group of mentally disabled cunts i hate for making the most idiotic threads on the board, not the animals. and this can be easily proven by the fact that your garbage threads have little to do with animals
>>23467395>>23467582
that shit will be deleted soon anyway, but ill still delete the link to that post because that is fucking vile, i hope that nigger kills himself asap
>>23467582you hate animals
>>23468883not good
>>23469264luckily i dont hate animals unlike stirby who shits himself every time he sees an animal hopefully not many people do that
>>23469314nigger that tickle tickle thread you posted is still up, you're not fooling anyone
I have seen a video of a black guy eating a live cat, basically he just took a huge bit out of its like back and lower midsection and it kept moving for a long time and he took more big bites out of it
>>23470642no wonder you're so fucked up
>>23470642Hey are you that guy from the other thread with the kitten axe video?Do you still play vulkanmod?
>>23470642I've seen that too. New meaning to eating pussy...
no way you are letting this die.
do not
>>23473720>>23475166it is ok. death is part of life.
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He must not be eaten.
Renege on your customer
>>23479273unthinkable
>>23463907is that fortune
>>23479301How much is he paying you? I'm sure we can double it.
>>23479301Did you promise that specific cat? Could it be any cat?
a bundle of dead copies of himself, bound for hell
>>23479347>>23479350it is simply not done. what you are proposing ia a breach of conduct.
>>23480355But selling a kitten to be eaten isn’t?Come on now. I’m sure something could be worked out to satisfy all parties. Don’t stand on business like you have rigid principles. Negotiate.
He will live.
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>>23463907This is a ANIMAL, retards!
