Why do millenials have this obsession with thinking they still look young?They even started a trend this year trying to say that they look younger than Gen Z.
cause its true? maybe cause we didnt grow up sucking vapes and monster 24/7?
>>23510741This. Gen Z looks like shit, has no chin and is brown.
>>23510740That guy in your pic is a 24 year old gen z thoughbeit.
>>23510740why do you keep spamming this?
>>23510740this is all true but I look much better than the guy in the pic
>>23510740>Why do millenials have this obsession with thinking they still look young?
>AYYOOO FR WHY DO MILLENNIAL UNCS KEEP RIZZLING ABOUT HOW THEY LOOK BETTER THAN YNS meanwhile the average zoomtok post:
>>23510740Why does gen z keep complaining we look younger than them with stuff like this?
>26
>>23510749>when the abuela genes kick in
>>23510740I am 37 and I look like 37, but still better looking than 99% of guys younger than me.
>>23510740Its really weird how much zoomers want to deny a biological reality. Women have their highest sexual market value in their twenties. Men have their lowest sexual market value in their twenties. In your twenties, a young man will have less muscle fibers, will be mentally inexperienced, have few actionable or financially viable skills and and will be more driven by their cocks and their brains. When you reach your thirties, you have 12+ years as an adult. You've learned work skills and have some financial stability. You've gained actual muscle fibers and are objectively stronger with no extra effort required. Your sex drive is slightly reduced, allowing for better self control and better mindfulness You guys are young and inexperienced. You feel jealously and insecurity toward a system and a society which you feel has left you behind. But millennial men were where you are today 10-20 years ago. We felt the same. We had similar arguments and similar struggles. Hell we went thru the 2009 crash, and no one could find a fucking job back then. There is a reason male sexual market value increased until 50. Experience, financial stability, strength, mental and sexual skill, etc. You'll get there. And yes your meme can be accurate to a minority, but most guys like that are just male feminist anyway.
Millenials look a tad nut younger than they are compared to boomers and gen x but gen z is gonna age just as bad as boomers and gen x. Idk wtf is going on but yall aging in dog years nigga
>>23510740The one’s who believe they look younger when obviously they look older, tired and drained is the purest definition of cope.
i blame liquor lawsminimum wagies at the geocery store will id everyone who isnt geriatric under threat of tens of thousands of dollars in fines if they sell to a minor
>>23510740I’m somewhere between millennials and gen x. Two of the worst generations imo, however we clearly have an aging problem. I’m aging worse than my dad did, and my sister worse than my mom. I see kids, Gen Z, I admire their politics but they look horrific. Like how can you even tell if 20yr olds are checking you out? The 20yr olds look like a millennial or gen x 30+ yr olds. You’d have to go to a fucking Jr high school to find kids who looked like me in fucking college. I guess some older guys and girls use it to try and dunk on gen z but I legit am concerned about the health issues they’re facing.
>>23510753>tattoos>below pelvic line, right next to vageneLiterally herpes on a stick, stay away.
>>23510741yeah, dunno what to say cause I literally am in the best shape of my life in my mid 30s, am actually making good money, peak confidence, etc. Sorry, I guess? I won't claim to look 20, but I don't look anywhere near 40 at all, and neither does my wife who coincidentally has never worn makeupmeanwhile gen Ziggers are out here with 50+ year old hairlines and facial skin in their early 20salso this >>23510752 right here. For most millennialfags, their 20s were a fucking write-off
>>23510740I'm a Millennial/X Cusp and I embrace my age. Once you hit your late 30s all the young men and women with daddy issues start coming at you like some kind of zombie apocalypse. I mean assuming you're at least semi-decent looking.
>>23510740I'm very confusedthat is clearly a woman
I remember this image used to also say "only gets laid like once a week" because the woman who made it didn't realize ugly fuckers don't get laid lmao.
>>23510752zoomers are unintelligent and basically ensuring they'll be priced out of the prime Gen A pussy market in 5-10 years by acquiescing to old hags.
>>23510752>When you reach your thirties, you have 12+ years as an adult. >You've learned work skills and have some financial stability.Also none of this is true and I'm not sure why I keep seeing it spammed for the last 10+ years. The economy has been constantly shedding jobs and replacing people with AI>yeah bro that's why you should be a plumber!Oh boy nothing gets girls WET like cleaning SHIT out of old pipes yum yum.
>>23510759no they don't - you're finished
>>23510740Im in my 40s, I look like I am in my 40s. Lol. Feels bad man, even if I still feel fine. Age gets everyone. I cant wait to see the zoomers and alphas realize it comes for them too.
>>23510753Angie, how far you have fallen.
>>235107401. not obsession2. didn't grow up eating pure trash (just some)3. didn't go outside because internet4. also didn't go outside because entire existence became paywalledsome people definitely age much more slowly than others, there are a lot of factors.
Looking young as a man is just a sign of low masculinity. Boyish or even androgynous features, low muscle mass, etc. 18 year olds looked fucking 30 a few decades ago. Fucking Jews poisoning us
>>23510740tbf facially that guy does look quite young, if he hadn't been REAPED he'd look in his 20s
>>23510740I'm 40 and I actually do look like I'm in my early 20s which is irritating. I sure as fuck don't feel like I did in my 20s though, the first thing to go is sleep quality and recovery from exertion or injury. I'm not vain, so I just want my recovery time back.>>23510755Some companies force an ID to be scanned before the POS system will let them continue, I've seen geriatrics who can barely shuffle along get carded at some gas station chains because of this.
He likes like hes 3
>>23510740Good thing monster cells aren't a thing or else 95% of /pol/ would convert
>>23510741its the preservatives. look at a 4 year old mcdonalds burger and fry. no change almost . you are what you eat ..what millenial didn't eat McDonald's as a kid? Its in other food too though.I swear it was a big experiment.
>>23510740The only reason someone thinks that is they've been told multiple times by other people they look quite younger than they are.
>>23510740Lmao fucking fags.I'm 40 and people have always thought I was older. At first because I was a tall kid and always active outside and then because I was working a full time job and going to the gym/ training Judo while going to uni and man, being constantly tired does age you fast. People have been estimating me at mid 30s from like 25 on.
>>23510741>>23510740My favorite are 90s girls that try to pass themselves off as zoomersoggymSorry bitch, you grew vhtorup playing n64, you're not a zoomer
>>23510752Whatever you say. I was a babe at 19. Really fucking buff and in great shape. My dick was also bigger at 19 than 39. I'm still in awesome shape and look like a fucking model, but if my sexual market value has increased, it's literally only that I'm much smarter and better at using my charm today. I was objectively stronger and faster in most ways at 19, when I worked out constantly and had crazy testosterone.
>>23510777sure ya did, champ.
>>23510754I get complemented on my skin by younger women. I don’t drink alcohol, smoke, do any drugs, and I’m not overweight.
Millennial youth culture involved a lot of long-lived mythical creatures or persons in one way or another.>Tenchi Muyo, aired on Cartoon Network, which any kid saw on the afterschool block>features 700-5,000 year old anime girls that don't age>Lord of the Rings>elves are immortal>World of Warcraft>elves again and a bunch of dragons, elementals, demons, etc that don't age>elves are a playable race and live up to the hippie/environmentalist idealAnd so onAlso a bunch of otherwise influential or high profile people like Ben Best or DeGrey (don't remember his full name but he got canceled by SJWs around the 2010s) around the early to mid 2000s were promoting longevity or anti-aging research. It's also generally understood that longevity correlates with slow life history as opposed to living fast, vaping, and hitting the wall.
I looked 30 when I was 17Now I look 30 at 37, so I guess it's okay.I'm sorry if relentless sex, smoking and chemical soup drinking has turned you all into burnt leatherback turtles.
ITT: anons who don't know how to do stem cell treatments at home for cheap.-t. been doing that for 30 years unawares
>>23510740I have legitimate babyface and it's a perk and a pain. I can draw in some women but it's sometimes a pain to be taken seriously because I look like a perpetual college grad.
>>23510741This and a large number of gen z is aging like milk, both men and women here are weathered looking already in their late teens
>>23510763>Also none of this is true and I'm not sure why I keep seeing it spammed for the last 10+ years.Are you serious? 12 years in the world as an adult won't provide you skills and experience? Of course if you stay in Mommy's basement this will be true...
>>23510740When youre nearing 40 and still dont have either a house or a kid, you come up with copes like this.
>>23510740fuck you pilot leaf you giant fucking failure at life
Man I want to spam pictures of my sexy ass so badIt’s so funny seeing trannies seethe lmao
>>23510740It's not that millennials look young, it's that zoomers look old and are aging like complete dogshit, probably due to all the lifelong exposure to hormonally disruptive plastic chemicals and vape juice
>>23510740we do look younger but also genetics at 35 i looked younger than my 26 years old co workers
>>23510740If you were born in the 80s its time to embrace eldercore and stop giving a fuck what kids are doing because kids are always going to be young and stupid to piss you off.The oldest zoomers are starting to turn 30, which is old enough to start complaining about the kids.
>>23510740I literally look 18 even though I'm 40. I get carded every time I try to buy wine. People 20 years younger than me call me "lil bro". Bumble dates get freaked out when they see my drivers license. It's actually freakish. I think it's because I have a blood disease and have been getting platelet infusions for like 3 decades.
>>23510792immortal vampiric ruling class theory confirmedhave you considered murdering people for their blood in order to present even younger?
>>23510789nah man social media shut it down
>>23510740I used to when I took stimulating things before nightclubs. It tightens your face so you look absurdly younger. Now, hydrating and lotion keep facial skin a few years better.
>>23510740god knows, personally apart from getting fatter & mild stroke damage my appeance hasnt changed for the past 30-35 years all that much but then as a guy I dont really care, I just laugh when people ask me I say "have a guess" & see if they can get close, truhfully I dont care eaither way
being born with low t is a key part of my anti aging routine. its like God couldn't decide if He wanted me to be a man or a woman and now im always going to look like a 22 year old
>>23510740i look like that
>>23511034>I used to when I took stimulating things before nightclubs. It tightens your face so you look absurdly younger.yes
>>23511034you mean your poppers before you popped into the local BBC gay bar, right?
>>23510792You get carded because you put barcode in the right position, or you don't have eye contact/look around like a normal person. It's not because you look young. Normies get nervous and card you when you don't act like a normie
I'm 43 and I make myself no illusions: I look pretty much my age. I'm also bald as shit.The only thing younger about me is that I'm retarded enough to shitpost on 4chins, but we're here forever I guess.
>>23511849good luck anon>>23511726sometimes at stores i put in my card wrong like 4 times in a row, but sometimes the cashier calls me "darling" and treats me like a retard and shows me how to do itit makes me feel better
>>23511855I just "blip" my card, no need to put t in, hehe
In previous times people had checkpoints that everyone universally hit in some time frame. First kiss, losing virginity, first gf, marriage, kids etc. Now maybe even a majority are missing those checkpoints and at every step they are picking up more and more baggage and becoming more and more stuck in time. The Neverending trudging of time slowly creates panic in these people. Many become rational but a good chunk panic and cope. They regress into schizoid fantasies almost exclusively centered around stopping the clock. They cope and pretend theyre still young. They pretend girls like men 10 years older than them. They carry on with the magical thinking that by completely some arbitrary objectives they set that a girl will magically appear in their room or a manic pixie dream girl will see something in them. Meanwhile time tiks and tiks. Their body decays and it gets sadder and sadder. The blue pill is you can snap out of it usually find someone. Maybe not the waifu you dreamed of but you still have to contend with years of zero experience and the fact that the youthful magic that makes young love so effortless is gone. Now it's clunky and awkward and sad. Someone is your last ditch effort and you are there's because the ticking biological clock doesn't stop for anyone. You can try out a relationship because if it fails guess what the hand has moved and you're more decrepit than before. That girl who almost certainly isnt the 21 year old you imagined has an even faster biological clock and chances are if you put a baby in her it will be bred out of the panic and resentment that created it so hastily
I look old as shit but it will never stop girls from loving me.
