born to eat and drinkforced to not want to be a fat alcoholic
born to hitlerforced to consume shit i can't afford
>>23510930every healthy decision i have ever made has been motivated by nothing but vanity
>>23510930>at alcoholicjust dont eat bread and eat less. then you can still drink and not be fat
>>23510938t. the ugliest dorkiest faggot loser you've ever seen in your entire life
>>23511042actually i'm the prettiest most charismatic faggot loser on this board sorry
>>23511039But drinking causes water retention which makes your face appear fatter
>>23510930i do this>>23511050i was going to argue that point but i would be wrong
>>23510930also this >>23511039eat a balanced diet and stick to white whines or spirits
just run three days a week and lift (or do body-weight stuff if you want to be a cute little twink) two days a weekthis will allow you to consume pretty much anything with no consequences>>23511050so still the ugliest and dorkiest most ppl have ever seen
>>23511114>stick to white wineswhy white? I think its more important that its dry
>>23511114don't do this
>>23511242it's how i deal with being lonely all the time and pain from the various injuries i sustain at work sorry
>>23511242>>23511352ame*ica is dumb and you can't get anything that isn't paracetamol or ibuprofen without a prescription or comitting a felony
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