i took this video on phone about 5 hours ago i had to make it a gif to post this was best place i thought to post im on my own and saw this. i know it sound strange but i have internet but no phone im staying to look after friends dogs i dont no what to do. i think its a fucking dead person its dark now i had to walk miles back. i didnt get too close could it just be somone swimming and playing prank? i cant walk to nearest town should i just wait till morning and report it then or is it very important to report immediatly? its so fucking dark here
im not being stupid this person has to be dead? this is fucking nightmare
>>23518552try to relax anonthat sucks to be dealing with that alonedo you have a car? what do you mean you can't go to the nearest town?i think the best thing would be to go to the nearest town and report it, maybe get some cops or whatever out there while you stay and look after the dog
>>23518606they do look dead, maybe suicide or somethingyou're safe, anonjust stay with the dog if you can't go into town. dogs have very keen senses so the dog should know if anything is up
if you have an internet connection but no phone, are there any friends/family you could contact over the internet?maybe you could explain the situation, ask them to tell your friend, and ask them to phone in what happened to the local authorities & have them investigate
>>23518552bro saw a dead person and his first move was to take a video and pictures xddd
>>23518610no dont have a car she brought me here and went is too far to walk and too dark
>>23518618thanks yes im trying that now
>>23518552You should report it to the police immediately. Delaying it to the morning will only make them suspect you.
>>23518552Call the police and tell them you found a dead person
poke it with a stick
>>23518647>>23518648he's tryinghe doesn't have a phone
>>23518659Let him ask the neighbor to call the police and tell anon found a dead personThe cops will come over asap, they won't wait until the morning
>>23518552the police have a web chat on their websitejust google ityou need to inform them RIGHT THE FUCK NOWseriously, go and do it nowfor your own goodyou don't want to be on the hook for this at allany normal person would, so if you don't, they'll be asking "why didn't anon tell us?"that's suspicious
>>23518664that might be goodi get the impression he's in a remote place, but if there's neighbors who aren't druggies or whatever it's a good idea
>>23518672>the police have a web chat on their websiteah
>>23518552Larp
>>23518664the neighbours are across a field i dont know them but il try it now
>>23518683Are you fucking retarded or what, call the cops and prepare your anus, you're acting like a suspect
>>23518683if the cops have a web chat like the other anon said, you should do that insteadsometimes rural neighbors are unpredictable druggies, sometimes they just don't like people on their property, etcbest not to risk it if alonealso this >>23518689
>>23518683if you're still there, don't cross fields in the darkthere's walls, hedges, bulls, barbed wire, pits and divots where you could snap your ankle and die of hypothermiait honestly happensif you haven't got a maglite, and you don't know the area, better to just use the roadyou might get lucky and you can flag down a passing car and use their phonedon't wander off into the dark
The fact that you don't have a phone already makes you suspicious, OP. What happened to your phone? are you a NEET with no phone?
>>23518760"Guys I have a great internet connection lemme just post this dead naked kid on 4chan before I figure out how to proceed"
>>23518552>>23518606Oh. That's a dead body on /bant/ That's someone who died and that's their corpse.
>>23518760i dont know im not at home the phone desont work why the fuck this happening to me i tried naibours all lihgts were out i dont think anyone there
>>23518711yes why the fuk didt i think of that thks
>>23518750thispolice web chat is way simpler, and you don't have to play russian roulette>>23518760>>23518772it's possible
>>23518775try to stay calm, mateyou're doing the right thingI know it's fucked up right now, but this is an emergency—a crime could've been committed, and it really doesn't look like it, but the guy could still be alive and need helpif you know your address, try to look on google maps for other nearby propertiesuse a road or footpath to get to them—don't ramble over a field in the darkif you stick to the road, you might be able to flag a car or tractor down (they often move hay and stuff at night)bring a torch if you can find one, and if you see a vehicle, wave your arms and flag it downfarmers will 100% stop if they see you doing that
>>23518785i mean i didn't either lolhopefully it worksas long as you can get some local authorities to investigate, that's the important thingand i'd still try and contact the friend you're dog-sitting for, if you can, even just to let him know what happened
>>23518789
>>23518775also, if the web chat doesn't work (it might be out-of-hours), and you try different neighbours again, please don't be put-off if the lights are out, they're probably just in bedin a situation like this, you don't need to be embarrassed or worried about looking foolishyou're 100% allowed to knock on the door loudly and shout "HELP, IT'S AN EMERGENCY"
thank god she saw my message she phoned the police and shes coming back now
>>23518552anon you are fucking retarded
>>23518901that's greatyou did wonderfully, well doneand I'm so sorry this is happening to you—but you've done the right thing
>>23518901well-donethis'll probably feel like a surreal dream 48 hours from nowyou did good
>>23518552oy m8 you have a loicense to walk freely ?
>>23518750>>23518924are you an ai? You sort of talk like an ai and even use the em dash thing
>>23518775How old are you? 12?Fuck off larper
ok hear me out, when is the next time you will be presented with an opportunity like this?this could be your only chance to loose your virginity
Op killed a man
>>23518658do not do thismy dad knows someone who did this and he ended up going way up on the list of suspects
>>23519524your dad sounds like he pokes men with 'sticks'
>>23518552Yeah hello can we have an update
You've done well in a desperate situation OP. Explain everything to the Police and thank you anon (>>23518872 etc) for the great advice
ah. it might be someone doing weird fetish play shit. i've seen what people will do out in the water to get their rocks off. looks spooky though.
>>23518552dumbass. Take pix. Post on /bant/, report to police.
>>23518683don't go to neighbours. Everyone is sus at this point. Police second. Report it online first so the bong police won't sit around on it or worse be the onese involved in the murder.
Where did you get this picture of me
that's just a bong in a bog, its natural habitat
>>23518552Yoink his dick and post a photo of it
>>23519583a bodies been found. they have to get a diving unit to recover it. they havent talked to me yet. thanks to the people who helped me.
>>23519928Thanks bongbro.Welcome to the "I saw a corpse" club. If it fucks with you, such as sight or smell, ground yourself and say "I helped because of what I saw, I was not the cause of the sight, but rather in witness, did something good" which is more than can be said of most in a cowardly age. You were very brave anon, take pride in that, and let this sight not haunt you, but serve as a moment of character that you faced with bravery.
>>23519933thanks its such a shock if you never seen one before
>>23519928>diving unitIt’s shallow water
>>23518552can't even relax in nature without some dickhead reporting it to the police
>>23519933>Welcome to the "I saw a corpse" club. If it fucks with you, such as sight or smell, ground yourself and say "I helped because of what I saw, I was not the cause of the sight, but rather in witness, did something good" which is more than can be said of most in a cowardly age.
what a weird fucking thread actually
>>23520104thats why you fit in, looser
>had to make a gif to post thisYou had to make a gif because you have a low budget for runpod tokens and can't generate longer clips
>>23518552definitely a dead guy
>>23518552So were you just carrying a camcorder around with you there bud
In any case, I wouldn't worry about it. Sure it'll be fine
>>23519349the 'em dash thing' dates back to the 1600sit's hardly my fault your first introduction to it was via LLM output⸺that says more about you than it does me
>>23518552>i took this video on phone about 5 hours ago>posted 1am bong time, so 9pm~it's get dark over here by 4pm, let alone fucking 9. C'mon, if you're trying to spook at try to make the time seem believable
>>23518552just call the police fucking retard.
>>23520151nah
>>23519928which area are you?i'll check the local news for updates
Is there a UK EWU Bodycam thing? This is the kind of stuff that gets put up on those youtube channels.
>>23518606He is just taking a nap in the sauna
