Jet and Ellie edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- Dan won Thankful Tank and $600!-- Brandon from fishtank season 1 is dying in the ICU!-- Crypto Kid (Demo) is lost media!>Watch here:https://kick.com/cryokeenhttps://www.fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://x.com/fishtankislivePrevious: >>23647657
I just hope that Betty has a wonderful day
>>23649014is this a bot or do u just spam refresh the catalog
>-- Dan won Thankful Tank and $600!easy common dan W'skiedrinking on hater tears
I just hope that ellie has a wonderful day
meow :3
You can't cure madness. But you can contain it.
>>23649026doesn't hit nearly as hard when its not coming from bennyboy
>>23649026size of her tits is reasonable shame about her alcohol intake
>cool clods cat
>>23649038Alcohol intake? Nigga shame about her face she's a friggin dog
>>23649045>McDonald's worker that jacks off to cartoons and pays fat black girls money to eat them out gives his opinion on women
>>23649045love at first sight for me
>>23649053
>>23649045are asian hookers as annoying as they look in porn videos in terms of their faces and sounds? if so, then claire's face is not that bad compared to asian women (during sex)but it is mainly about preferences
>>23649062
>>23649038yeah i think that one goes into the banger posts drawer
>>23649035benji is probably so much more petite and elegant
>>23649045WOOF WOOF
>>23649063trust me this woman is waaaay uglier than Claire in person ¢hαт Asian porn women always edit and Photoshop the hell out of their porn/escort covers/ads ¢hαт it's false advertising ¢hαт
>>23649045you outta pocket!
>>23649066
If anything, Claire should drink more it only increases the likelihood of us seeing her tits.
>>23649053>jacks off to cartoonswe don't shame people for being based here>>23649071he's such a precious princess
>>23649075>>23649076Claire is better looking than this woman too I can guarantee that ¢hαт
always boobs boobs boobs
>>23649011pull your hair out for Crashie
Once her hot sisters turn you down, Claire would probably let you fuck just to spite them she is cool like that.
always content content content
Or at least let you touch her boobs while she gives you an interesting handjob.
>>23649098Interesting in what sense?
>>23649102Maybe she is on the phone to Isaac or it's in public or something.
I meant an uninterested handjob tbf. I wonder what would be an interesting handjob while shooting a gun?
>>23649053TRUUUUUU
>>23649107Interesting...
>>23649053paying to eat out a hooker is crazy work ¢hαт
Got drunk last night and did Roman salutes at a car playing Mexican music award
>>23649127Did they do it back?
i'm white
Thinking about the Bagel guyWhy did Ellie do him like that, bros?Grim & fucked up
/ftl/ catgirls as cats benji- siamese (skinny and graceful)clods- scottish fold (just got that vibe)chlopeggy- bombay (black tee hee)abi- idk whatever this one is i guess
>>23649132bagel is fucking nontent we did actually talk that wasn't made up he's retarded for not seeing her as a sociopath earlier
>>23649135im burmese
>>23649132got the impression he was just an orbit of many to find other e-girl friends
>>23649019I haven’t slept in 48 hours
>>23649132jets unwashed bungole is simply too glamorous
>>23649132he’s a nice guy but obviously just a simp ellie’s personality isn’t good enough to just be platonic friends with
Fishtank Season 5 will feature male pregnancy elements
>ellie is a sociopath because she's prettier than me>cryo is a sociopath because he's an icky loser>sam hyde is cool though because he's tall and has clout :)certified woman moment
>>23649132just because they were typing on discord or other shit it doesnt mean they will get married she is gold digger and jet's anus is a gold mine (he is gypsy)
>>23649176Foids do be evil like that
>>23649176if you can't read ellie as a sociopath you have 0 survival skills like lol i don't think sam is a good person but he's male BPD which is different a lot of his problems are because and im being so serious he represses homosexuality and his true form is wearing skinny jeans and listening to emo music
>>23649168is this one of those aforementioned "technologically advanced" bits?
>>23649176dont forget the jet rape fantasy
we are the fart makers, and we are the poopers of poops
>>23649186qrd?ofc she would be a jetcuck
ellie is a sociopathdirenc is eviljet is a piece of shitben is a faggot and also piece of shitsam hyde is a jewish pedonigger ninaabi trafficked herself
>>23649199>This is real>I had the most stressful dream I've had in months last night where I was on the street and saw Jet for some reason walking alongside some chick, he was acting completely drugged out and hyper aggressive. He thought that because I recognized him I was a stalker so he got all in my face and was following me around like a crackhead, then when he got me to the ground I was dragged into a house and got this horrifying gut feeling where I knew I was going to be cooked alive and then eaten. For a brief moment I escaped and looked around the house, all the wiggers were living there and in every room there was at least one half-devoured charred body of people they had kidnapped and ate. So it hit me that for months they had gone crazy and went on a cannibal spree instead of working on fishtank, and that was the last thought I had before being tackled and having my skin ripped off until I woke up irl
>>23649182All trvth
>>23649062this nigga likes looney tunes
i just hope you dont give your money to the wiggers
>>23649206it was a dream leave me alone
samefag beefing with yourself is crazy y’all
>>23649208All Mario kart loving jocks go to hell
Life is such a humiliation ritual
>>23649217subconscious is probably the one and only place femorrhoids can be real and honest with themselves
>>23649045Literally nobody cares about opinions women or really anything Jin. Lost all respect for you when you said you don’t care about your little brother. All you care about is gooning. Time is running out for your life to amount anything more than that
>>23649218is it a good bit?
>>23649044her tiny foot looks like a paw lol
Klaus knows the experience of all women from living with his microklitty
>>23649203damiel is funny
>>23649132Ellie's kinda evil
>>23649226so TRUUUUUUUU b
>>23649236it is actually
insider here. claire actually has a wider tooth gap than abi. that's why she's never once shown her teeth ever. you may have noticed
>>23649240fax gang
what kind of sex do you think jet and ellie have? do you think its really boring because she's a vanilla high school girl or do you think she's a freak like mayli doing all kinds of nasty shit
>>23649246I thought that was a string of drool falling from his mouth
>>23649250i think she pegged himyou happy?
>>23649250nothing about ellie is vanilla
>>23649239Idk what im looking at but that no jumper psyop group needs to throw in the towelThey put their money on the worst black hebrew group and had the guerrilla hebrew on their show, he was recently exposed as a sodomite who likes getting cuckoled. Everyone associated with no jumper has a dark rain cloud hovering over them
>>23649250rough cnc (jet's idea)
jet has for sure taken her anal virginity
least obvious cuck fetish
>>23649250Im not worried about two consented adults sex lifeI would be if ellie was funny and cool but shes not
>>23649250>alright so you’ll call me Sam and I’ll cal you mar….. uh… Martha
>>23649250Need more Ellie thirst traps
>>23649235It's not that I don't care about him it's just that we've grown distant lately, especially with me moving out.
>>23649285When's the next stream
>>23649250*snap* sit
do you think ellie gets passed around by all the wiggers like letty did? the thought of a hot girl like ellie being free use makes me so hard
>>23649297stop
jeetcuck general if only the australian werewolf was around to correct the record.....
>>23649182its all ur fault chloe
>>23649312factual
>>23649297Ellie isn't in my mind like thatAlthough when im at work I do see ellie looking girls but prettier. They're prettier because they smile Something ellie rarely does
>>23649152From the thumbnail I thought this was Jimmy and SodaMaam lmao
>>23649289Next day off, probably. Idk when that is tho yet
>>23649220PREACH
the Angie seether always exaggerating and making shit up about her is a bad bit I think, even for those who don't care about her can always assume he's typing nonsense and is extremely mentally ill
>>23649330do you think she's upset that she didnt get invited to the wigger harem because she's too annoying?
>>23649330All she did was kick him from her discord for being weird, and he's been spiraling for months now. He hasn't even watched fishtank before.
Faggots
>>23649348He reminds me of bongz
>>23649344jet already had ellie locked in w/ the help of wrench & nina (groomed her for wigger cock)
if angelina wasnt such a bitch im sure they would have let her stick around to be chris lynch's girlfriend or something and then she wouldnt have to be making streams crying for money
They killed the joy he had
>>23649344No
>>23649366#meow
>>23649344she wanted to stick around, what wouldve come from that we'll never know
>>23649366are you going to try to memoryhole her openly flirting with frank, jet, and jimmy on social media before she was even cast?
>>23649352at least bongz had somewhat of a history with binx, the angie nigga only knew about her for less than two weeks before he started seething for the past 4 months
>>23649373LOL sounds like a retard
Angstie defense force really trying to act like she's winning LMAO
>>23649373He’s treefingers coded
>>23649372I don't think she's jealous of Ellie getting constant hate for going to the wigger lake house, no
>>23649378she literally rage quit because of cryo lmao and they barely started going in on hertime to get a real career Trangie
>>23649373>the angie nigga only knew about her for less than two weeks before he started seething for the past 4 monthsthat only makes him more based
Angelina is a dumb bitch with mental problems, drinking problems, drug problems, but that's ok!
angie is more self aware trish, open for doing things for money, but for some reason trish keeps getting away from being sexually used with angie paypigs are more encouraged with their intentions and more open, they think they will fuck her
>>23649382how is that an answer
The Angieseething is a Ninacord op to derail the threads into talking about gay shit
>>23649372Angie flirts with basically everybody, except maybe aryeh
nina nigs been real quite since their janny got exposed
>>23649373Didnt julius have a similar scenarioI swear that guy was having a mid life crisis
>>23649387>Do you think she's upset she didn't get picked as the wiggers new girl>No I'm sure she's glad she didn't after seeing how much shit Ellie got for itWhat's hard to understand about that?
>>23649390real
>>23649397Who is ray
>>23649395that’s not what that guy asked at all
Known Ninacord ops>Lubecooch>The janny who does it for free>Paying posters on here such as Klaus, Julius, the Mexican, the Angieseether etc to derail the threads
this nigga quoting his thoughts
>>23649385She's the most forced nontent fishgirl, even more than ellie. Literally just unapologetic self-promotion with no personality. Annoying and at the same time not even fun to hate, which is the worst combo>I hate you>sure :D fine, I'm fine with that :DDD weeeeefuck off, Angie
>>23649402Aight man
shut up jin
What has Angie done wrong? The hate seems so extreme
ellie is the best
>>23649401some racist guy or something, he's got the n word pass no caphttps://x.com/CutAndPaid/status/1985013345716433208
shoutout jin!
>>23649419nobody actually has strong negative or positive opinions about her theyr just tracing tayleigh ftl2 infighting
>>23649397>nigger made itare they developing self awareness?
>>23649419It's just one schizo, mostly
>>23649419She was kind of annoying her first day so now she’s the worst fish ever and deserves endless hateAlso she kicked a creepy mentally ill guy from her discord, unforgivable
>>23649383Im pretty sure she had IRL shit going onShes usually ready to rangle the autistic fans in her chat, i think ćhat
Imagine if season 5 comes and goes and there are still niggas talking about Angie. Can't even begin believing that will happen.
>>23649432>>23649433Was he the boring cunt from yesterday writing entire paragraphs about what a faggot he is?
>>23649437there is no other explanation >no job >labubu toys
>>23649419i just think that every e-girl that gets easy $15k for turning a cam on and drinking while vibing deserves her bad ideas.you can't have your cake and eat it too. the seether creates equilibrium and balance,the ying to the e-girls yang.
>>23649370as a freeloader, they didn't want her to and said no and Jet wanted her to stay in the area (house 2 or famous house) and she said no to that is it really that hard to understand
seth rogen laugh
>>23649448You didn’t seem to have this mindset with Josie, interesting
>>23649443Probably, yeah. He gives his play by play thoughts on her streams and throws in a couple essays about how much she sucks and how awesome he is here and there to spice things up
>>23649451well she didnt get an invite at all, seems to be offended the rumor was spread as she's down for anything they offerhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762398642280575.mp4
Angie courthouseShe's the judge, jury, and executor
>>23649454I've seen some of his theories before except they were on a wall written in shit
>>23649453no shit i was simpingbut even simping aside she puts more effort to her streams than angie(really really not a big achievement) and never blatantly asked for money
>>23649038It's only going to make her less feline and more amphibian
>>23649238it's only small when soft ¢hαт it gets bigger ¢hαт
>>23649437>ukanon stops sending her money >starts stream crying>spends the entire time seething, barely talking >gets cyrobombed>seethes even harder>abruptly ends the stream and deletes the vodblood is in the water, it's only going to get worse for her from here on out
fish tank season 5 should take place in the steppe and the house should be a series of yurts
>>23649466based grower not shower
>>23649469It grows into a small klitty rather than a microklitty
fish tank season 5 should take place in the siberian taiga and everyone involved should mysteriously vanish without living a trace and being found ever again
>>23649477what a simpable mid just $1.5 million and she could be all yours
Fishtank season 5 should take place at me mum's house
>>23649456her first live back in June she said Jet wanted her to hang out but not in the house, basically to goon her on the side while getting with Ellie or if the Ellie plan failed
Angie (to annoying to get gooned) and Tayleigh (too gross to get gooned) should link up
>>23649485is she cool and would treat everyone nice?
>>23649497*right
>>23649487Jet had a hoe continuity plan but not one for fishtank.
>>23649487ive never seen this clipped, idc either way but she literally says thats untrue and wouldve have stayed if offered but sure
>effortlessly mogs dying dopeheadsWe need to be more like Scott
peggy, real talk. why do you skinwalk as claire here? you mentioned a couple of days back that you like to take on different personalities and your behavior as of late is very reminiscent that of claire when she used to crash out in these threads. why her and not somebody far more interesting?
season 5 shld be a red room
>>23649019That's literally Betty herself doing that>>23649014
>>23649497Yeah I think so
>>23649242Is NHK any good or is it Fan Service: The Anime? I tapped out after the first episode because the plotline was starting to look like "local Otaku gets a government sponsored girlfriend"
>>23649519Wow I hate this
>>23649519Should have body slammed her onto the counter and stuck her head in the microwave that would have been WILD
>>23649519Daniel getting his shit kicked in by a barely trying Trish and then being too weak to pop her balloons was one of the few highlights to thankfultank
>>23649519>you backstabbuh!
>>23649522i think i watched only 1 episode of it at some point
>>23649519KWAB
>>23649467Abrupt endings are normal for Angie streams. Of course she deleted the vod, who would want to watch that back?
>>23649522>NHKIt's good it's a comedy though people who think it's mad deep are faggots.
>>23649519s4 handheld footage will forever be lost media
>>23649519should have suplexed her
>>23649525He was just going easy on her because he felt bad about the historical enslavement and subjugation of her people at the hands of the white man dood
>>23649519lmao dan is such a tard
>open the Mexianon link>oh damn are they still talking about angie?>what does she even do?>nothing she just exists
honestly a fishtank festival/rave at cryo island would be off the charts. the old people on the island are not only welcome but encouraged to attend too. cryokeen will take the mainstage 4 times a day
>>23649546in your fantasies are you more of a chris lynch or a luke type archetype?
>>23649546Damn he's wearing the rape jeans cryo sent him that's bold
>>23649551That would be litThink of all the fun activities
>>23649509yeah to stay in the house as a freeloader, she wasn't going to stick around for any other reason unless she was on cam and getting some form of attention
>>23649554im Benny lmaooo
MARRY, FUCK, KILLThe FirefightersThe PoliceThe Amberlamps
>>23649561well then she's acting coy and saving face for jet. there was never scenario to stay as a freeloader so im not sure what offer she thinks the rumor was about
le cryo keen xD
not a fan of goon as a synonym of fuck
>>23649564is he the PGL jamie?
>>23649576I mean Im ben leaks im in the show and my voice is similar to benleaks'
You guys know that I came up with the Ian concept for s3?
>>23649577are you wearing a maid dress?
>>23649567the rumor that she was offered to stay an extra week (for us we knew that meant being in the basement or one of the other houses) but in her mind she's thinking being offered to stay an extra week as a freeloader which is what she wanted
>>23649583nope
>>23649487Ellie plan? Nigger he fucked her before the show started
syndrome of a fuck
>>23649586proofs? Not that I doubt it
>>23649421someone get this guy outta here
>>23649573it's a synonym for groom because claire mispelled "groomed" when talking about what happened to Abi and her phone autocorrected it to goon
>>23649468man, i feel like this is funny as fuck if you know what those words mean
ellie planfishtank needs contentellie planfishtank needs contentellie planfishtank needs content
>>23649584>we should just interpret the offer based on whatever angie's mind may or may not be thinkingI interpret the offer as it was, the only offer. either jet looks bad or angie looks bad
>>23649535s3 and s1 too
Cryoleaf now thats funny
>>23649596they're mongolian tents that they pack up and move around when they feel like it
>>23649595oh ty
do you think angelina went and put in some job applications after her little crying stream?
>>23649613what would this entail
do you think binx went and put in some job applications after her little 15 hour karaoke stream?
>>23649601I'm just inferring based on what she said during her first live that you missed, not your fault you missed it or that nobody recorded it
>>23649616never
>>23649616she has multiple sugar dads
Multiple sugar fathers
>>23649615going to mcdonalds and filling out an application. what else?
>>23649603in some format I means3 probably will, s4 will not
>>23649621not her fault angie is an adhd alcoholic2nd webm is the opposite to her first webm, which is real, who gives a shit they are all bad women and deserve bad boys (boys, not men)
would it surprise you if they havent even sort of started working on the s3 episodes like adobe premiere hasnt been opened once by anybody in 12 months
>>23649566Fuck firefighter Angie, kill the rest
>>23649640what is the arrow for
>>23649152>>23649177I was referring to how she Ghislane Maxwell'd his GF into getting gooned by Ben
>>23649641Does he know?
angelina needs to put the fries in the bag instead of having darksydephil style pouting sessions about not being given money for doing nothing
>>23649522Its good
bonnie mogs
>>23649641Pointing at the important bits
>>23649651Does her secret bf look like mizkif?
>>23649640Thanks angie, if it wasn’t for the arrow I wouldn’t have noticed the subtle nips
>>23649599Come gather round, AnonsIt's high time ye learned'Bout a hero named CryoAnd a devil named Jet.We'll post 'till we dropThe troons and the fellas.We'll spam 'till we're bannedOr else fold like umbrellas.So we'll post day and nightBy the big gooning tower.They have the showBut we have the power.Benleaks {spoken}:Now do "Classical Gas"!
abby was gooned
time machine thread
>>23649638its more surprising to me people genuinely give a fuck or ever think about the episodes
>>23649680ok pedo
claire
>>23649680They have potential
its surprising to me people genuinely give a fuck or ever think
>>23649651Post the 1 with the baggy see through pants and the backlight
>>23649690elaborate
>>23649680This its a live experience, the eps are trash anyway. They should just upload any hd footage they take and let fans do it for free it's an easy W
...or 'elab' as the kids say
>>23649699It’s a live experience but having episodes will helps introduce new ppl to fishtank
>>23649695i don't think i have that one
>>23649704Lord knows jet needs more people to scam
>>23649690About fishtank or in general?
>>23649706
>>23649704lol
>>23649680Yeah s1 episodes were bad and s2 episodes were dog shit so my hopes for s3 episodes are very low since the season was on life support after week 3
THAT MAN IS INTRODUCING PEOPLE 2 FISHTANK WITH SEASON 3 CLIPS
>>23649706its the only good thing stop spamming her mid mutt face
Well, Let's hope he watches a real season
brandon buckingham died
>>23649026the only good thing in this exact thread to come back but the day has endedlast days itt were draining my batteries, there was nothing exciting to see and type, like some energetic vampire has come here and is draining energy from people
>>23649717:(
>>23649727Sam Hyde next
>>23649727untermenschen got SMOKED
>>23649713>>23649721here's something to make up for it
>>23649736thank you
How 'bout I'm outside of your window?Watching him keep the details coveredYou're such a sucker for a sweet talker, yeah
We need braus to come back and post the see through pants webm again. Then he fan fuck off
>>23649727It's sad when they go young like that
WHY CANT I FEEL ANYTHINGFOR ANYONE OTHER THAN YOOOUUuu
>>23649704>having episodes will helps introduce new ppl to fishtanks2 episodes bring people to watch s3 season live i think you are right in the way people like leaks dont want to acknowledge s2 episodes are the reason s3 fans (because it was their first season) are not the most liked by this communityremarkable
>>23649674She wanted it. She liked it. She’s not mad about it. Just mad that jet moved onto other girls and wasn’t clearer that was going to be the case. She just wanted to be loved forever by a real cool guy. Is that too much to ask? Is that too much for anyone to ask?
>>23649727sorry
Get ready for cryotank
>>23649749she's a drug addict btw
>>23649747The only thing arye saw were the s1 episodes. He never watched live
>>23649746Ella!
>>23649747season 2 episodes weren't even out during s3
>>23649756Delete your post before you get factchecked.
Benleaks type beat
>>23649747>s2 episodes bring people to watch s3 season liveThank u polska this is what I was saying, like if some1 found the episodes entertaining enough they’d want to tune in for the next live season
>>23649753Does saying that make you feel better about yourself?
>>23649759youre very funny why dont you use your skill for good
Scott 'Sullivan' Sullivan-Sullivan
>>23649761yeah
Spent $1000 on a new gpu and 4k monitor just to play more rimworld
>>23649764It shouldn’t. You’re in a worse situation than rehabi
Me? I'd die for Benleaks.
>>23649766I'm not a #nomad or drug addict
>>23649756you dont even know when your favorite episodes came out
Youre not funny sneed
world war suck
>>23649767
>>23649768Ok incel
Killing in Benleaks' name.
If Jet and Ellie invited you to their wedding, would you go?
Cutting myself because benleaks was mean to me
>>23649769I don't watch episodes, I remember mostly everything that happened,because I love season 2 so much
>>23649777yeah
>>23649777July-August is calling
>>23649777depends if brian is going
Post more sexy Angies please
>>23649777depends if cryokeen is going
For me? It's Benleaks.
>>23649783Relationships have their ups and downs
cryokeen would go beast mode on a cocktail hour
>>23649787Cryokeen is not invited because of the creepy and inappropriate statements he made about several fishgirls on Discord
i just think cryokeen is neat
>>23649796then i will politely decline my invitation out of solidarity
>>23649799
hoping they do a brandon buckingham tribute during the s5 ball brothers concert
>>23649803
>>23649796then we make our own cooler cryo-angie wedding on cryos island with hookers and blackjack and everyone will come to it instead leaving jet and ellie all alone and sobbing while chris lynch eats an oversized single serving american sandwich in the background
WE ARE BRANDON BUCKINGHAM AND WE CARRY THE FLAMEE
Cryokeen is /ftl/'s self insert
he always had a type
enters
>>23649818always
>>23649804they will do a challenge where they hold up microphones to african american people and say stuff like whats poppin slime we boolin no cap twin idk if brandon buckingham talks like that but it seems like he would
>>23649746i had a dream i went urban exploring with Ella. what a time
>>23649804>"a moment of silence for charlie kirk and brandon god rest their soul">*fart zone starts blasting*
>>23649826lmfao
>>23649777To see Johnny steal Ellie from jet at the altar would be unmissable. I'm bringing at least five guests along with me.
>>23649826this is you
>>23649825tied in first place with best dream i ever had
>>23649842what was the other one playboy
they should bring back no reservations but have scott as the host
>>23649826thisis you
>>23649751whoever said that cryo is the moral center of FT was absolutely correct.
For some reason foreigners seem to love cryo just pattern noticing thats all
it's just a set of teeth. and a head. a head that's too big.
Theres no pinguins in Alaska
Why is it that people enjoy it and thinks it's funny when Fatty gets naked but get repulsed when Cryo does the same?
>>23649858this is youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EalrtoVV8S0
Life is skinny
>>23649856family. food. empathy.
fishgirls who need to get fatter:MizzySylviaShadifishgirls who need to become anorexic:LettyHaleyMeg
>>23649858
>>23649866i wish i could be happy like that
>>23649847that's private
>>23649864hypocrites the lot of them
>>23649864bc idubbbz made him an eceleb
>>23649885intimacy?
>>23649889if by that you mean sex, no, it took place in public but it was romantic
We're watching Saturday morning seth today
>>23649891my face when my face when i btfo my bf and prove him sam hide is evil
>>23649893How did the Amazon gig go?
When I first was trying to understand cryo I thought he was trying on purpose to be a Chris Chan copycat with the clay medallions and all, but kinda seems that’s incidental. I’ll just ask the man. himself Cryo were you influenced by Chris Chan at all?
>>23649901a better gig popped up, german company
>>23649891sexy
I for sure read all that
>>23649904they have neets in mexico now
>>23649898No we ain’t
>>23649904Good shit, proud of you nigga
>>23649826This would be too funny the wiggers would never
>>23649913that's neet for "I'm successfully avoiding employment and will continue to"
>>23649876sylvia is fine shadi is fine idgaf about mizzy jackie needs to get fatter (s2 jackie, not bernards jackie)
>>23649919Everything looks so beautiful on a 4k monitor. Ive been missing out
>>23649919Didnt mean to reply to you my bad im just to excite
>>23649919how about the other 3
ethan ralph is drunk doing irl https://rumble.com/v723pq2-welcome-to-memphis-the-uncensored-tour.html
Thinking about Penis Pal Peter
peak
>>236499275 star days are back
>>23649931leah blacksmith > leah bitchtank > leah frank
>>23649931reddit chungus
>>23649519why is this tard always A-SALTing people ¢hαт?
>>23649941why does your entire life revolve around internet people man
>>23649923meg was too fat during s2, below 180lbs meg would be nice, maybe even 140, but not below 130we all agree with it
>>23649469yes ¢hαт>>23649475no ¢hαт
get klaus on season 5 and lets see how he likes it when the next klaus is obsessed with him
100k medical demb b?
>>23649944He is internet people, B!
>>23649947He is too docile to leave his house
>>23649947these threads would be 99% posts by them. we got it bad enough with just one
>>23649944>>23649949I'm just vibing ¢hαт>>23649947>the next Klausthere is only one Klaus I think ¢hαт
That was a rhetorical question. Cryokeen has none of Airsoftfatty's jovial spirit. He does not post photos of his ass and penis because he's confident and knows how to laugh at himself. No, he's just being a sad drunk who seeks out humiliation as some sort of twisted punishment for the demons he's carrying. That's stuff that people can instinctively pick up on.
>>23649951I leave my house everyday ¢hαт
>>23649945How about haley and letty
So stop what you're doing. This is not the way
-Dead fishtank people, PrimaryWyattBrandon (soon)-Dead fishtank people, SecondaryAkili PeanutsFoot Lettuce Guy-Dead fishtank people, TertiarySuicidal bettysimps
bro nobody reading allat, shiet ToT
>>23649931What is it about her that doesn’t make her simpable?>>23649947I think he’d like getting obsessed over ¢hαт
>>23649902Yes he copies Burt by showing his penis all the time too ¢hαт or at least that was his excuse ¢hαт
>My heart is only working at only 15-20%It's over. He had a good runhttps://x.com/Buckingham_Show/status/1992328224186195994
I think brandon might be have brain damage damn
>>23649972i didnt see any of the fishtank people dontating. they know how to tweet about him for clout though.
>>23649898>we
>>23649972>Wahhhh give me money Nigga thinks he is an Egirl or something.
cryokeen needs our support
>>23649898you think he got a kick out of nick rocheforts fursuit at skankfest?
>>23649975>might be have brain damage
>>23649983sorry cryokeen, im a cold ass rider
>>23649984No one saw that my dude
>>23649977They only send money to Jet or the girls that want to have sex with him I think ¢hαт they're Jetcucks ¢hαт
>>23649987im sawlry b
its funny how conservatives are the first ones to start a gofundme when something goes wrong health wise lol
>>23649960you cant expect me to have demands to every person i demand slimmer meg because it is no brainer option okay, we need 200lbs letty for the lulz
>>23650000Brandon is liberal as fuck???
>>23650002But you replied to the original comment so I wanted your further comments, they suggested for haley, meg and letty all need to lose weight
>>23650008hes not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7XYzVXXjcg
i have almost died
Dude for real he looks slow
>>23649972>>23650020Isn’t he a successful youtuber? He has nothing saved up?
>>23650029sounds like he doesnt have health insurance, cause he said he has to pay 100s of thousands to the hospital bills
>>23650029its all a grift, he's fine and the hospital bed is just a set
>>23650029bought a house tradlife style
Better to have almost died than to have almost lived ¢hαт you can quote me on that ¢hαт
>>23649965she's not simpable because we intuitively respect the blacksmith relationship and unconsciously limit our own simp driveif I saw just a single momentary break there, I'd be chasing her with my dick out
I'd be afraid to leave my house if I were an American without health insurance
>>23650020you think sam will donate serious money?
>>23650020get off the damn phone
>>23650050dude in canada the hospital kills you
>>23650029Your favorite YouTubers are always one bad video away from homelessness. Bet you feel terrible about blocking those ads now
>>23650054You'd also have to wait 2 days to see a doctor before they kill you
>>23650052$100
Your parents still pay for your chadlennial lifestyle. You were never going to donate shit.
>>23650057poor lunch will have his high schooler budget cut off that month
>>23650055I do. I’m still blocking them though LOL
>>23650052sam might have gotten liquidated with the bitcoin drop. id be very scared if i was one of the wiggers right now.
>>23650048Interesting, that’s what I guessed
>>23649931who is this dude?
>>23650062who are you talking to ¢hαт
>>23650071cryokeen
>>23650069if anything, Sam is taking out loans to buy more bitcointhis is the time to bitcoinmaxx
i dont like that mizzy stole burts low burtrate thing and did a low mizzrate thing.
>>23650071estonia prime minister
>>23650080>low mizzratelol
vance wept haha right guys?
>>23650048grim
>>23650069remember when they were bragging about buying bitcoins as part of fishtank's financial plan? kwab
...
>>23650071russoid welfare whore
>>23650083
>>23650080I bet if you mentioned that she'd claim that she thought about it way before Burt but never said it on stream
>>23650089estonia doesn't have welfare, dummy
>>23650086If tbey bought them in 2023 they'd still be up by a lot right now
>>23650080Took it and made it better.
>>23650095yes there is orchttps://cwep.eu/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/O2-Social-security-models-in-selected-European-countries-EN.pdf?utm_source=chatgpt.com
>>23650080she steals pretty much everything
>>23650101read the thing you just googled, stupid
>>23650000Congrats for the GET
>>23650080I’m sure fans of both of them suggested it. I imagine she thought it was a funny meme that sprang up in her community.
>>23650104yes there are unemployment benefits and social welfare for vulnerable people. why do you think theres no homeless people. stop pretending like you have a job dumb slavoid
>>23650101someone seems tilted
Publicity stunt
>>23650112stop pretending to be an expert on things you just googled a minute ago, mouthbreathertoo dumb to even know russians don't go on english speaking sites>theres no homeless peopleRETARDED
Wrestling is real
imagine if brandons thing was fake and he just got tired of youtube and decided to just disappear and have eveyone think he died. then 10 years later someone finds him as an art teacher
>>23650121You are a pussy.
>>23649978Is ur eye ok?
>>23650119So what exactly happened to him? How does a young man go from healthy to on deaths door so quickly?
>>23650123what i do
>>23650125fentanyl
>>23650125Social drinking
>>23650125he drinks alot, goes to weird 3rd world countries. maybe he got sick idk
>>23649978My poor Betty has experienced so many injuries in this life :(
>>23650120theres barely any lmao, if there was no welfare all you orcs would be all over the streets addicted to ambien like you>russians don't go on english speaking sitesyou literally admitted to being russian the first time you posted in these threads moron
i need cock morty
>>23650122I knew he taught school for a bit, was he really an art teacher?>>23650125He got Tuberculosis because he was doing some bullshit charity in Mexico for a video and wasn't vaxxed.
>oh hey brandon. you were in the hospital? no, no one ever told me... and you set up a gofundme? looks like it was fully funded a while ago anyway i gotta got go
>>23650080guy who knows what any of this means
>>23650134how would you know, you fucking mong, your only knowledge of the place is what you just googled and then imagined the case is>addicted to ambien like youdifferent person>you literally admitted to being russiannever happenedRETARD
>>23650122Hes going to run away and live on cyro island
>>23650124I forgot what happened to her ¢hαт I'm just scrolling through my random images for fun ¢hαт
>>23650367Betty is beautiful!
>>23650140>low bitrateit's kind of obvious ¢hαт
>>23650138yeah he left it cause the black kids did whatever they wanted >>23650144based
>>23650125drugs and alcohol
>whats "LOL" ? im told its very old school>nowadays its LELdude
>>23650138This is why I don't leave the country ¢hαт
>>23650142>never happenedsure lmaohttps://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/23505495/#23506364
we need to be posting our boyclits chat
>>23650378you realize that there are 2 trash bins that post here right?
>>23650378link unrelated? did you get confused? I mean more confused than usual
>>23650381There aren't but this one is clearly the one posting right now, same posting style
>>23650380Why is your skin like that?
burts girl ditched him quick lol
>>23650382>link unrelatednice try but we can see you came into here seething over estonians removing you parasites' right to vote, have you tried getting a job and learning the language of the country you're in?
>>23650385Klaus hand looks soft and moisturized like he applied lotion right before the picture
>>23650378>if you aren't insane and want to go to war with russia for now reason you're a ziggerlmao this guy just keeps getting better and better
>>23650385im like 35 and post underaged girls on 4chan chat
>>23650384you're really really stupid sincerely not even as an insult
>>23650134i'm the other estonian anon. the thing about estonian welfare is that it does exist but it's kind of a mixed bag. benefits are rather low and unless you live in some really small town, it might be practically impossible to get by without some kind of side income. also the country itself spends very little into social protections. so welfare technically exists but it's very much on the "lean" side. comparing it to finland and sweden is comparing like night and day.
>>23650380it's a good bit I think ¢hαт
>>23650384>>23650387have you ever considered not all estonians are nafo faggots? -.-nigger, literally just read what you post, I can't read it for you
>>23650389>now reasonlearn English, dumb kikedoesn't even have anything to do with the war in Russia
>>23650376Holy...is that a rare Taylor you got there
>>23650397Theres a difference between being a nafo faggot and being a complete parasite who refuses to learn the language of the country theyre in
>>23650400that's abby
>>23650392It's an /ftl/ tradition to post guppies ¢hαт
>>23650395it's irrelevant to the point he's making, yeah families get deductions and diaper money, yeah people get some money reimbursed for a month if they're between jobs and the bureaucrat bitch likes their facehe's just some stupid nigger who doesn't deserve shit elaborated for him
>>23650399you lost mykola
burts pretty fucking popular guys, jesus
>>23650395Then how does Estonia have a 7% unemployment rate and a 0.08% homeless rate? Why are you pretending like there aren't parasitic people in your country. Why are you pretending like Estonia is a third world country with no social safety net. It's 2025 and we all have the internet you can't blatantly lie like this anymore
>>23650403nope
>>23650388>>23650392Every damn time…
>>23650401Your parents feel the same way about you despite speaking the language.
>>23650406seems like distancing yourself from the wiggers and having real talent works wonders
>>23650409you must be new ¢hαт
>>23650373Was Brandon buckinghan the inspiration for s3 Jeremy Gold? A filmmaker that wants to teach art to inner city kids?
brb creating new /ftl/ tradition on 10 different VPNS
>>23650420Just because you keep doing it doesnt mean its traditon klaus your just a pedophile
June, 2024, I first joined /ftl/ after watching all seasons independently. Klaus was at the time in his Gundam phase. Oh how I hated him, and I let him know it too! However, over time, the venom in my heart had washed away and I accepted Klaus for who he is. I've since gotten to know about him. It goes deeper than that. Half of me belongs to Klaus. He's my best friend, my muse, my raison d'etre. If this thread were to die for the final time, I'd be mourning the loss of my closest one. Fuck, I'm getting emotional just entertaining the idea while writing this.
>>23650408I just said how things are and have no interest in getting into a political discussion. That's all there was to it. I just want to watch ftl in peace and make fun of the orbiters so for future reference if somebody is talking politics under the flag, it ain't me. I'm just here to have fun not take part in polisperging.
i don't think klaus is actually a pedophile but its fun to shit on him for italso he's the one who spammed the /tv/ threads with CP
>>23650432I still don't believe youre a different person, you wont fool me
>>23650429Go back to Sopranos posting or find a new gimmick
>>23650425>>23650426I didn't start the tradition ¢hαт people used to post pix of the baby fish for the memes but then as soon as I reposted one the pedophile witch hunt started for some reason ¢hαт the schizos thought everyone was masturbating to them for some reason ¢hαт people are weird idk ¢hαт
>>23650435you are also a pedophile and a josie simp
>>23650440i hope you get better one day
>>23650438you post them alongside instragam thots with braces bruh
>>23650425let me pretend to be an expert on rabbinical law via chatgpt, then 5 posts in I'll start claiming you must be Abraham Shemtov and you can't fool me
>>23650435>also he's the one who spammed the /tv/ threads with CPlol I don't get why they think that's me ¢hαт it was some guy trying to get the threads removed I think ¢hαт
>>23650438You said 9 year old Letty didn’t look fuckable. There’s reasons for these things.
>>23650445imagine thinking public estonian government policy is as complex and unattainable as rabbinical law, how are you actually this stupid. why would a random estonian citizen know more about the intricacies of its government policy than an AI?
>>23650410Wut?>>23650429The egirl spam annoyed me at first but now klaus feels like a stable and benevolent presence who keeps the beating heart of /ftl/ alive in its deadest hours with his ip2 screenshots. Klaus is an acquired taste
>>23650451kill yourself
>>23650406270 viewers all on YouTube. Only 20 on kick. Normies like Burt and don’t want to make fun of him like fishtank production and fans.
guppies is such a funny term that idc if klaus is a pedophile
>>23650444>Braces = pedophile shots fired at the Angie simps ¢hαт
>>23650454Felted
>>23650458>shots fired at the Angie simps ¢hαтvirtuous pedophiles as i always claimed
>>23650385burn victim
>>23650448the hell are you talking about ¢hαт
>>23650445all because he made some dumbfuck posts and was called out for themwhat a goofball man
>>23650456I used to have actual guppies in my fish tank and they were cute fish so i like it too
>>23650459you're too mentally ill to engage withyes, I am a russian welfare whore, you caught me, save it for future referencelaughs will be had when you spazz out at me again
>>23650464correction it wasn't even thathe aggressively came onto other people with most idiotic dumbfuck takes already pre seethed from factory
>>23650469I'm mentally ill yet all my "insane" assumptions have been proven correct and you're only counter to them is to throw baseless insults at me. A 40 year old incel calling other people mentally ill is amazing too
>>23650462https://zantimes.com/2023/06/19/taliban-subject-drug-addicts-to-brutal-rehab-fierce-beatings-and-forced-labour/
>>23650473You're brown and a josie simp lol
>>23650477your assumption has proven corrected
prepare yourselves
most men are pedophiles under the right circumstances
>>23650480new bit from your little workshop?
>>23650479You have jeet tier control over the English language
>>23650482stop trying to rationalize your simping for sam
we need to be kind to one another
>>23650476>the Taliban They also push homosexuals off of buildings I think ¢hαт Might be bad for you to go to their country ¢hαт
marky haha right guys?
>>2365048515 isn't pedophilia but it's still bad anyways
>>23650491>ask anon about Mark E
the taliban was founded to fight west backed pedophile war lords btw>>23650492>15 isn't pedophilia this is gonna trigger a lot of people
>>23650490Stop projecting, faggot.>>23650380
bye pedophiles
>>23650501It was for a good cause ¢hαт
Smiling Friends starring Brian and Luke given the job of making Cryokeen smile.
i think its ok to group Ephebophilia with Pedophilia
>>23650496Why is pedophilia bad?
Bill "its actually called Ephebophilia" Ottman
>>23650492>>23650508>>23650512
>>23650512It's child abuse technically I think ¢hαт
>>23650512Because you are a pedophile.
>>23650508not really pedophilia is a paraphilia because it is unusual to be fixated or primarily attracted to prepubescent features bcuz pubescent features signify fertility once someone hits puberty there's a spectrum where the average person will be attracted to them as their body develops not magically when they hit 18 >>23650519pedophilia is a DSM diagnosis not a crime
Bill Ottman telling Sam to tell Bicflame to tell Zach to tell some guy in NYC to kick Burt out of the smiling friends pop up
>>23650378>Only ONE singular Estonian posts on 4chan
julius started hating me because i was talking about this stuff in chloecord
>>23650506With 18 second special guest, BURT
>>23650508if you think fucking a 16 year old is just as bad as a 7 year old you might have something wrong with your brain
>>23650399He made a typo, you got his ass
relax
>>23650525He confirmed it was him, dont know why you would post this now lol
>>23650532he also completely messed up his sentence if you re-read it, wasnt just that typo
>>23650522>DSM diagnosisI was just thinking about how being a non-acting pedophile would probably make someone want to kill themselves
>>23650536Proof?
>>23650530Why is fucking a 7 year old bad?
>>23650522>there's a spectrum where the average person will be attracted to themand the legal and moral hardline is drawn at 18 and should be kept that waypredatory behavior should be shunned
>>23650474why am I 40 now? and why am I an incel too now? is that what the voices told you?the "russian welfare whore" narrative you're going with doesn't work because Estonia's demographic issue isn't that of yours or comparable that of Western Europe's, which is the problem of hosting and breeding a population of sub-100iq dependentsthe local Russians are a parity population that have been deliberately not been integrated as part of the US policy of maintaining Estonia as an antagonistic border outpost towards Russia, that's it, we don't have a welfare whore grievance culture, that's all yours
Klaus isn’t *technically* a pedophile. He just jacks off to pictures of kids the same way a 12 year old jacks off to sears catalogue. It’s weird but legal.
>>23650546by immediately agreeing with the pro russian position of the archived post and not denying it was him
>>23650548yah i agree
>>23650550Okay now how do the anglos figure into all this
>>23650553>>23650553>>23650553>>23650553>>23650553new
>>23650554That is not proof
>>23650559you are a moron
Burt is doing more marketing for fishtank than the wiggers ever have after they excommunicated him
>>23650550>why am I 40 now? and why am I an incel too now? are you not?
>>23650547you have mental issues>>23650548theres a huge different between predatory behavior towards someone who is already fucking and sucking and an innocent child.putting both under the same bracket is crazy talk
>>23650551why does everyone think I'm always jerking off to every pic I post on /ftl/ ¢hαт
>>23650565>you have mental issuesNot an argument
>>23650560You have a pink ID and therefore you are gay
>>23650558Whats dat pic
>>23650571Haley-Gang
>>23650569im not arguing im just telling you to fuck off
>>23650571
>>23650571I am god
>>23650526link to cholecord?
>>23650565>putting both under the same bracket is crazy talkif your goal is to disencourage people trying to fuck teenagers it isnt
>>23650587>lets put public day drinking in the same category as vehicular manslaughter to discourage people from drunk driving
>>23650579You will never have sex so who cares
>>23650604apparently you do because you keep replying to me
>>23650603except those two things are completely unrelated, sex with a 7 year old and sex with a 16 year old are both sex (which you will never have and all 16 year olds are repulsed by you)
>>23650607I'm destroying you, josie simp btw lmao
>>23650610you're just making a clown out of yourself
>>23650605she always lifts my mood <3
>>23650614You are a josie simp, keep buying her kid toys while steinful fucks her lmao
>>23650603>lets put public day drinking in the same category as vehicular manslaughter to discourage people from drunk drivingthe drunk (that you didnt add to vehicular manslaughter) would be replaced by predatory behavior so yeah being drunk in puplic could lead to drunk driving
>>23650636>so yeah being drunk in puplic could lead to drunk drivingdoes that mean anyone who publicly day drinks needs to be put for years into prison?
>>23650646Im not saying raping a child and having sex with a minor should carry the same consequences im just saying they both can be called pedophiles if it serves its purpose, that being making people who want to fuck minors aka (you) uncomfortable
>>23650553
>>23650661>people who want to fuck minors aka (you)i just think its crazy equating the two
young pussy is amazing it is what it is sorry
